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TinyEvel
07-17-2011, 12:08 AM
Today she was whisked away from the courthouse to "parts unknown."

Supposedly a free woman, found not guilty of murdering her own baby.

So, hypothetically, if you were single and able to, would you date her? With intent of entering a long term relationship if it lasted? Your friends/family would know.

plbrdude
07-17-2011, 12:09 AM
yer kidding right?

LiveSteam
07-17-2011, 12:12 AM
Sure I would. Just as soon as the chloroform kicked in.

Frazod
07-17-2011, 12:12 AM
Vicious. Crazy. Big brown eyes.

I certainly would have when I was younger. :banghead:

TinyEvel
07-17-2011, 12:13 AM
I was debating with some friends that there would be guys lining up to date her because she's cute/boobies and likes to party and does not want kids. Not endorsing, just sayin'

(private poll by the way)

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-17-2011, 12:13 AM
Date, no

Dip my meat stick into the murderous sideways roast beef sandwich...Hell Yes


Rage fucking is the best

Gonzo
07-17-2011, 12:13 AM
Better double-wrap the man meat. Don't want to supply her with another victim.

Seriously, how fucked up is our legal system?
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Rain Man
07-17-2011, 12:16 AM
If you knocked her up you wouldn't have more than three or four years of child support.

Frazod
07-17-2011, 12:17 AM
If you knocked her up you wouldn't have more than three or four years of child support.

Well, there is that. LMAO

Both.... going... to... hell...

rtmike
07-17-2011, 12:33 AM
Why you smiling bitch!

Anyone see the interview with her lawyer where they asked her if she'd let Casey babysit her kids?

Otter
07-17-2011, 12:42 AM
No, but she might make a good gladiator. She looks ruthless.

Chiefspants
07-17-2011, 12:45 AM
That depends, is she a firm believer in Plan B?

SDChiefs
07-17-2011, 12:52 AM
Well I don't want kids so I have nothing to worry about.

SDChiefs
07-17-2011, 12:53 AM
That depends, is she a firm believe in Plan B?

She believes in late term abortions. (Christopher titus reference)

SPchief
07-17-2011, 01:19 AM
Where's the fuck her and move on option?

alanm
07-17-2011, 02:02 AM
Where's the **** her and move on option?I concur. This should have been a viable option. ;)

But would you if you knew who she was?

Demonpenz
07-17-2011, 02:44 AM
i like my pork chops like my kids. smothered

big nasty kcnut
07-17-2011, 05:06 AM
Bitch is crazy i hope that she get a boomstick in her cootch and empty the clip.

BigMeatballDave
07-17-2011, 05:12 AM
Yeah, the murder thing kinda kills it for me.

J Diddy
07-17-2011, 06:10 AM
I concur. This should have been a viable option. ;)

But would you if you knew who she was?

Oh yeah, but babysitting would be out.

DaFace
07-17-2011, 07:27 AM
Regardless of whether or not she's guilty, she's obviously one crazy bitch to go a month without telling the cops her kid was missing. That's more crazy than I'm in the mood to deal with.

JD10367
07-17-2011, 08:12 AM
Date? No. Fuck? Sure. In every hole, violently, and then I'd dump her naked in the bad part of town and laugh as I drove away.

Al Bundy
07-17-2011, 08:16 AM
The backne makes me say no. Well that and the killing of her own child.

Deberg_1990
07-17-2011, 08:46 AM
I like my women like I like my Matt Cassel

royr17
07-17-2011, 08:48 AM
Nope, Never, Notta. She's a baby killer, she should be locked up in prison for the rest of her life, I mean come on how can you go 31 days without reporting your child missing, partying, lying to the cops, she did it and everybody knows it.

She is O.J. Simpson part 2. She'll get what she deserves. I wouldnt be too surprised if it aint here soon now that she is out.

rocknrolla
07-17-2011, 08:59 AM
Hell to the the F***ing NO! There are plenty other crazy bitches out there for me that are not baby killers.

lcarus
07-17-2011, 08:59 AM
Nope, Never, Notta. She's a baby killer, she should be locked up in prison for the rest of her life, I mean come on how can you go 31 days without reporting your child missing, partying, lying to the cops, she did it and everybody knows it.

She is O.J. Simpson part 2. She'll get what she deserves. I wouldnt be too surprised if it aint here soon now that she is out.

It's the flaw of our system. If you know 99% that someone did it but can't find that 1%, you're "supposed" to let them go. She's guilty.

milkman
07-17-2011, 09:01 AM
I like my women like I like my Matt Cassel

A nutless dick?

Okie_Apparition
07-17-2011, 09:06 AM
You'd have to chase away the ghostwriters with a shovel

CaliforniaChief
07-17-2011, 09:10 AM
So, what are your hobbies, other than Google, duct tape, murder, lying, sociopathic behavior, chloroform, and destroying families?

loochy
07-17-2011, 09:13 AM
Bitch is crazy i hope that she get a boomstick in her cootch and empty the clip.

http://gifnation.com/albums/funny/kobe_wtf.gif

royr17
07-17-2011, 09:14 AM
It's the flaw of our system. If you know 99% that someone did it but can't find that 1%, you're "supposed" to let them go. She's guilty.

Exactly. There is no way in hell that I would wait 31 days to report my kids missing, if my kids are missing longer than 10 minutes, I'd be on the phone reporting it to cops. She clearly killed her daughter and clearly does not deserve another chance out in society imho.

Deberg_1990
07-17-2011, 09:27 AM
and the jokes have already begun...LOL




(Dispatcher) "What is your emergency?"
(Caller) "Please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me."
(Dispatcher) "Okay ma'am, calm down. What is your name?"
(Caller) "Casey Anthony"
(Dispatcher) "Okay Miss Anthony try to stay calm, an officer will be there in 31 days."

lcarus
07-17-2011, 09:37 AM
Exactly. There is no way in hell that I would wait 31 days to report my kids missing, if my kids are missing longer than 10 minutes, I'd be on the phone reporting it to cops. She clearly killed her daughter and clearly does not deserve another chance out in society imho.

I don't know if I believe this or not...but part of me thinks that if the death penalty weren't involved she would have been found guilty. Those jurors just couldn't handle their conscience. Putting someone to death without that extra 2% of solid evidence. Her defense even did a horrible job of fabricating reasonable doubt. Everything they came up with was debunked beautifully by the prosecution. Sad.

And to answer the question...no I wouldn't bang her. She's a nut who got away with murdering her baby. She looks like Seinfeld with a wig on anyways...

Okie_Apparition
07-17-2011, 09:59 AM
If it got out, you might as well have a tattoo on your face saying: I've got every STD known to man . Few women would let you with in 10 feet.

MIAdragon
07-17-2011, 10:26 AM
and the jokes have already begun...LOL




(Dispatcher) "What is your emergency?"
(Caller) "Please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me."
(Dispatcher) "Okay ma'am, calm down. What is your name?"
(Caller) "Casey Anthony"
(Dispatcher) "Okay Miss Anthony try to stay calm, an officer will be there in 31 days."

there are a bunch.

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1216904/a3b366271fdee1f442eadf182d9b8ba3_original.jpg

MIAdragon
07-17-2011, 10:27 AM
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MIAdragon
07-17-2011, 10:29 AM
and FTR, not a fucking chance, I wouldn't piss on that bitch even if she was on fire. Rot in hell cunt.

Thig Lyfe
07-17-2011, 10:50 AM
She'll probably be doing porn soon, right?

Bowser
07-17-2011, 10:52 AM
She'll probably be doing porn soon, right?

That's my guess.

Thig Lyfe
07-17-2011, 11:13 AM
That's my guess.

That's another question. Would you fap to Casey Anthony's porn vidz? Would her backstory help or hurt?

Bowser
07-17-2011, 11:17 AM
That's another question. Would you fap to Casey Anthony's porn vidz? Would her backstory help or hurt?

Eh, that'd be pretty damn creepy. Creepy enough to be a wood killer, I think. I'm sure there would be a niche audience for her, though.

KcMizzou
07-17-2011, 11:19 AM
http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww103/NetDetective/KC%20ANTHONY/Fullscreencapture1092009110124AMbmp.jpg