I believe sperm banks...

[lcarus]

...are just a front for a bukkake video production company

[Okie_Apparition]

Which came first, the video in the wanking room or the donor?

[KurtCobain]

I'd say the pubes in the drain.

[Rain Man]

If I ever went to a sperm bank I don't think I would shake hands with anybody in the place.

[Okie_Apparition]

Probably have to wear a rubber glove for the salmonella

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'd say the pubes in the drain.

Shave or at least trim that shit. It's more hygenic plus it looks bigger to the chicks. Little advice from old guy to young guy. You're welcome.

[KurtCobain]

Thank you noonan. Mine are about nine inches long right now.