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LiveSteam

07-21-2011, 06:11 AM

A Kentucky man faces criminal charges after getting caught having sex with a horse for a second time, according to investigators.

Nathan Johnson is accused of animal cruelty after a witness called police and said she saw a man getting intimate with a horse at a stable in Carson Park in Paducah on July 14, The Paduca Sun reports.

The McCracken County Sheriff's Department investigated the case and issued a warrant for the 28-year-old's arrest on July 18. Authorities reportedly took Johnson into custody the following morning.

This isn't the first time the suspect has been accused of improper relations with a horse, according to KFVS 12.

In fact, Johnson was hit with the same charges in 2002 for a previous incident at Carson Park, the station notes.

Though bestiality is illegal in about 30 states, investigators around the country continue to apprehend suspects accused of having sex with animals -- repeatedly.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/20/nathan-johnson-horse-sex_n_904739.html?ref=fb&src=sp#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/312051/thumbs/s-NATHAN-JOHNSON-large300.jpg

keg in kc

07-21-2011, 06:14 AM

Once you've had a real thoroughbred, nothing else will do.

RockChalk

07-21-2011, 06:16 AM

Without seeing who started the thread, I knew from the title alone that it was either LiveSteam or Clayton

Gonzo

07-21-2011, 06:25 AM

Neigh means neigh.
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LiveSteam

07-21-2011, 06:32 AM

Neigh means neigh.
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LMAO

Okie_Apparition

07-21-2011, 06:33 AM

We never hear about the failed attempts. "A man was found this morning in Joe's Stable. With two broken legs after a horse kicked him. Apparently the horse also kicked him hard enough to unbuckle & pull his pants to his knees."

kysirsoze

07-21-2011, 06:42 AM

I'm gonna run to one of the other horse sex threads to get joke ideas.

Fire Me Boy!

07-21-2011, 07:23 AM

This is basically the same story, different guy, that I covered in SC a couple years ago. And I'd just like to chalk one up for me, because the Huffington Post headline is almost word for word the same headline as mine. Mine was, "SC man charged with having sex with horse... again (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=211043)".

Sofa King

07-21-2011, 07:24 AM

I'm gonna run to one of the other horse sex threads to get joke ideas.

Gonzo already stole the neigh means neigh joke. So you'll be picking through the scraps.

Fire Me Boy!

07-21-2011, 07:29 AM

Gonzo already stole the neigh means neigh joke. So you'll be picking through the scraps.

Actually, blaise did it back in '09.

Neigh means neigh.

seclark

07-21-2011, 07:29 AM

apparently, this guy needs to buy his own horse.
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Nickel D

07-21-2011, 07:38 AM

Once you go horse, you'll go again of course.

07-21-2011, 08:06 AM

Was he pitching or catching?

Sofa King

07-21-2011, 08:24 AM

Actually, blaise did it back in '09.

Yeah. That makes sense.

Fire Me Boy!

07-21-2011, 08:27 AM

Yeah. That makes sense.

Whoops. Forgot to include the quote:

Neigh means neigh.

Gonzo

07-21-2011, 08:28 AM

I did it in '06. (Neigh means neigh that is, not horse sex).
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SuperChief

07-21-2011, 08:29 AM

Sweet action.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/horse3466862.jpg/

Bob Dole

07-21-2011, 08:31 AM

Same thing here happened a couple of years ago when Homeless Harry humped a horse.

http://www.ksla.com/story/11038218/disturbing-sight-leads-to-arrest-on-bestiality-charges?redirected=true

Lumpy

07-21-2011, 08:45 AM

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

kysirsoze

07-21-2011, 08:53 AM

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Lewis Black Rep

Rausch

07-21-2011, 09:00 AM

I did it in '06. (Neigh means neigh that is, not horse sex).
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LMAO

Lumpy

07-21-2011, 09:26 AM

Was he pitching or catching?

This is my guess...

http://www.theequinest.com/images/funny-horse-10.jpg

Maybe he got confused and thought he was having relations w/ Rebecca De Morneigh.

Rausch

07-21-2011, 09:31 AM

Maybe he got confused and thought he was having relations w/ Rebecca De Morneigh.

...

http://magicmafia.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/01.jpg?w=450&h=350

LiveSteam

07-21-2011, 09:35 AM

...

http://magicmafia.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/01.jpg?w=450&h=350

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Phobia

07-21-2011, 09:53 AM

What is the equine age of consent?

tooge

07-21-2011, 09:58 AM

there had to be some homely gal in a bar at 2AM lookin for love, no? I mean, were talking Kentucky.

warrior

07-21-2011, 10:00 AM

What is the equine age of consent?

Guess we'll have to ask the Bronco fans. LMAO

Rausch

07-21-2011, 10:44 AM

there had to be some homely gal in a bar at 2AM lookin for love, no? I mean, were talking Kentucky.

Probably not.

You don't distract a gal from her mash/meth bid'ness...

seclark

07-21-2011, 11:28 AM

Same thing here happened a couple of years ago when Homeless Harry humped a horse.

http://www.ksla.com/story/11038218/disturbing-sight-leads-to-arrest-on-bestiality-charges?redirected=true

LMAO "harry johnson" LMAO
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boogblaster

07-21-2011, 12:24 PM

horse-humping new olympic sport ....

Okie_Apparition

07-21-2011, 12:38 PM

The police kept referring to him as the horse's ass, to get him hot & bothered.

Carlota69

07-21-2011, 01:16 PM

I saw a video of a guy getting reared from a horse...I didnt truly know what I was about to watch until it happened. That is something i can never unsee but I wish I could. It makes me feel sick just to even think about it. What made it even worse was the guy died a few hours after the video was made. They made a documentary movie about the guy. Very very disgusting, He was the reason they made it illegal in Washington State. I forget the name of the movie, but they interview the people involved. Theres a whole horse love movement going on. Throughly disgusting, excuse the pun.

EDIT: heres the wikpedia on the guy--the movie was called Zoo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

seclark

07-21-2011, 01:43 PM

mikey23545

07-21-2011, 02:07 PM

i'm not claiming to be an expert on being cornholed by a horse, but i think it's easy to figure out that it's not something you just walk away from afterwards.
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I doubt you'll want to cuddle afterward.

vailpass

07-21-2011, 02:10 PM

I just...how do you....at what point do you say to yourself "There's a horse standing there. You know what? I think I'm going to put my dick in it."?

Mind=blown.

LiveSteam

07-21-2011, 02:11 PM

I just...how do you....at what point do you say to yourself "There's a horse standing there. You know what? I think I'm going to put my dick in it."?

Mind=blown.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

seclark

07-21-2011, 02:11 PM

I just...how do you....at what point do you say to yourself "There's a horse standing there. You know what? I think I'm going to put my dick in it."?

Mind=blown.

maybe if you give it an apple and scratch behind its ears, first?
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vailpass

07-21-2011, 02:13 PM

maybe if you give it an apple and scratch behind its ears, first?
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:LOL:
You smooth talker Betty Crocker

Carlota69

07-21-2011, 02:14 PM

i'm not claiming to be an expert on being cornholed by a horse, but i think it's easy to figure out that it's not something you just walk away from afterwards.
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Apparently people just walk away form it often (the people who do this sick thing often I should say). The movie talks to a group of people who walk away from it--fucking sick.

seclark

07-21-2011, 02:19 PM

Apparently people just walk away form it often (the people who do this sick thing often I should say). The movie talks to a group of people who walk away from it--****ing sick.

damn...i waddled around for a week after my prostate exam.
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Carlota69

07-21-2011, 02:26 PM

damn...i waddled around for a week after my prostate exam.
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exactly. Its absolutley disgusting and disturbing...and these people have holes the size of Arkansas apparently...how else do they do this sick and twisted shit without getting their insides ripped apart??? Well, actually, Mr Hands did get his insides ripped apart....heeebeee geeebeees

BryanBusby

07-21-2011, 02:27 PM

Poor John Elway :(

Otter

07-21-2011, 02:35 PM

exactly. Its absolutley disgusting and disturbing...and these people have holes the size of Arkansas apparently...how else do they do this sick and twisted shit without getting their insides ripped apart??? Well, actually, Mr Hands did get his insides ripped apart....heeebeee geeebeees

If you're feeling brave Google "two guys and one horse video" - it's 100% real.

I know this from a podcast btw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Carlota69

07-21-2011, 02:37 PM

If you're feeling brave Google "two guys and one horse video" - it's 100% real.

I know this from a podcast btw.

Im not brave. I saw the Mr Hands video and have been scarred for life.

seclark

07-21-2011, 02:41 PM

tore it up, bro!
sin,

Donger

07-21-2011, 02:42 PM

This thread is a real whinny.