Indiana Couple had sex in public pool for 30 mins in front of children

[Deberg_1990]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/pool-sex-arrest-890742


JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action


Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager.



Cops initially issued no trespass orders to Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40, but prosecutors yesterday decided to charge the pair with the misdemeanor indecency count.

Pool manager Cindy Schwab told cops that she walked up behind Helms and Cross “when she realized what they were doing,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.”

The police report states that one concerned adult stood near the trysting couple “to make sure her children didn’t get too close to the subjects.” Additionally, cops noted, “All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident.” While it is unclear what drove the couple to allegedly engage in public fornication, the heat wave gripping the country’s mid-section has forced many sweltering Americans to seek a cool, watery respite.

Helms, who works as a reserve officer with the neighboring Laurel City Police Department, has been suspended without pay due to the Connersville incident.

In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water.

[Garcia Bronco]

Haha ....old people on extasy

[Rausch]

I won't go into it but there are like 2,000 reasons why seggs in a public pool is a BAD idea...

[ModSocks]

Worthless w/o pics

[Rausch]

Haha ....old people on extasy

Old?...

OLD!?!


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[penguinz]

WTF is wrong with people?

[Jaric]

30 minutes? Geez who has that kind of time to fritter away like that.

[Garcia Bronco]

30 minutes? Geez who has that kind of time to fritter away like that.

when me and the lady get down...it's at least 30 minutes and I tell her...don't wake the beast until your are ready to be there a while.

[Skyy God]

Where are the mugshots, Smoking Gun???

[KCrockaholic]

Meh, not really a big deal besides the fact that children were around.

[Donger]

"Mommy, what are they doing?"

"Looks like the breaststroke."

[sedated]

like a boss

[Rausch]

Fucking 33 and 40 and the best you could come up with was the public pool?

Hope ta' fuck your 'tarded idea was that the chlorine would kill the sperm/prevent pregnancy...

[Bambi]

40?

ugh, gross

[kc rush]

"Mommy, what are they doing?"

"Looks like the breaststroke."

Doggy style paddle

[gblowfish]

Time to get Carl Spackler to disinfect the swimming pool....

[Saul Good]

That's nothing. Wickedson has been getting raped in the Lounge for over an hour.

[tooge]

heh

[Mr. Plow]

That's nothing. Wickedson has been getting raped in the Lounge for over an hour.

LMAO

[the Talking Can]

no one noticed till the ATM....

[Titty Meat]

Sounds like a sleazy porno.

[raybec 4]

Old?...

OLD!?!


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Why would you want to have pool sex with Tank Abbott?

[Saul Good]

In the guy's defense, he was probably trying to make her water tight, but his other two friends didn't show up.

[Valiant]

That's nothing. Wickedson has been getting raped in the Lounge for over an hour.

Lol. In the park homerun...

[Dartgod]

I'm going to need to see pics of the woman before I can decide whether this is wrong or not.
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[blaise]

"It was disgusting! I can't believe I let my kids sit there and watch it for a half an hour!"

[Demonpenz]

never waste a boner

[Deberg_1990]

Meh, not really a big deal besides the fact that children were around.

Yes because its always appropriate to have sex in public in front of adults

[boogblaster]

pool-party anyone ???

[Donger]

The ad at the bottom of the page is rather funny.

[Backwards Masking]

Yes because its always appropriate to have sex in public in front of adults

Nothing they haven't seen before!

[Rooster]

"It was disgusting! I can't believe I let my kids sit there and watch it for a half an hour!"

LMAOLMAO

[thebrad84]

I'd bet a large sum of money that both were on drugs. Hope the 40yo was worth it for losing your job dude.

[Backwards Masking]

I'd bet a large sum of money that both were on drugs. Hope the 40yo was worth it for losing your job dude.

Maybe the female was on one of those new Female Viagras they've been advertising non stop on the Chiller Channel lately. Where the tried up 50-60 year old is going on and on about was more powerful everything is LMAO. Maybe she could sue the makers for the cost of the arrest :hmmm:.

[Just Passin' By]

This thread needs a spinoff poll.....

[BigRedChief]

I'm going to need to see pics of the woman before I can decide whether this is wrong or not.
Posted via Mobile DeviceYou have to decide whether having sex in front of kids in a public place is okay or not? :hmmm:

[Easy 6]

Besides the obvious wrong here, ****ing in water is waaay overrated.

No glide, slip or slide.

[suzzer99]

Lol at cleaning the pool over the possibility of a tiny amount of splooge or vaginal fluid. Like 100s of times worse than that doesn't constantly get emitted into it.

[TimeForWasp]

The ad at the bottom of the page is rather funny.

Facebook plug in ??

[JD10367]

when me and the lady get down...it's at least 30 minutes and I tell her...don't wake the beast until your are ready to be there a while.

When me and the lady get down... it's at least 3 minutes, and I don't wake her.

[JD10367]

Besides the obvious wrong here, ****ing in water is waaay overrated.

No glide, slip or slide.

I would agree. Aside from the titillation factor of doing it in an outdoor and/or possibly-public space and in an unusual medium (water), it doesn't really add much. You'd think the buoyancy would make for some fun fucking but you're too busy trying to actually stay afloat.

[Earthling]

When me and the lady get down... it's at least 3 minutes, and I don't wake her.

Almost as bad as her asking "Are you in yet?" as you are reaching for a smoke...

[Dante84]

I got nothing.






Oh wait!



Ed Reed's brother? eh?

Someone else run with this. I'm feeling lazy.

[Rain Man]

Maybe pool sex is an Olympic exhibition(ist) sport in the next Olympics, and they were practicing.

[bevischief]

"Mommy, what are they doing?"

"Looks like the breaststroke."

buttsex...

[bevischief]

Where was the tazer?

[Rain Man]

Where was the tazer?

Hmm. If you used a taser in a public swimming pool, would it take out everyone in the pool? That'd be interesting to try at some point.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Pics or it didn't happen...

[bevischief]

Buck what did you do last night?

[bevischief]

Is there any water left in the pool?

[Dave Lane]

I had sex in Isla Mujeres in full view of 100 people for an hour. I was under water but still...

[MahiMike]

This really pisses me off. I had a similar situation at the beach and I told the punk I was either gonna call the cops or kick his ass. Did it right in front of my kid! I wanted to kill that white trash.

[bevischief]

This really pisses me off. I had a similar situation at the beach and I told the punk I was either gonna call the cops or kick his ass. Did it right in front of my kid! I wanted to kill that white trash.

pics?

[Easy 6]

I would agree. Aside from the titillation factor of doing it in an outdoor and/or possibly-public space and in an unusual medium (water), it doesn't really add much. You'd think the buoyancy would make for some fun ****ing but you're too busy trying to actually stay afloat.

Its like rogering an uptight chick that cant lubricate herself... dry pussy = bad pussy.