"Dude, where have you been the last 27 years?!"

[Frankie]

Bones found in Louisiana bank chimney identified

ABBEVILLE, La. (AP) — Authorities say bones found in the chimney of a bank in Louisiana have been identified and belong to a man who has been missing for 27 years.

The man's remains were found in May when the bank started renovations. Abbeville police Lt. David Hardy says the remains belong to Joseph W. Schexnider. He was 22 years old when his family last saw him in January 1984.

At that time, Schexnider was wanted for possessing a stolen car, but it's not clear exactly why or when Schexnider entered the chimney.

Officials couldn't determine how he died, but police speculate that he starved.

The bank closed off the chimney in the mid to late 1980s.

http://news.yahoo.com/bones-found-louisiana-bank-chimney-identified-225930961.html

[38yrsfan]

Shafted

[Sofa King]

Meh, this is all just a smokescreen for the real bank robbery.

[blaise]

All his dreams went up in smoke.

[blaise]

They caught him during a crime sweep.

[Sofa King]

From ashes to ashes.

[Backwards Masking]

He watched his dreams crumble into ashes.

Seriously he was probably trying to break in and rob something, this has happened many times in the past. What a sh*tty way to die, dying of thrist in a dark musty space for three days alone cause no one can hear your screams for help.

[blaise]

They say he had been trying to rekindle his relationship with his wife.

[Bowser]

You guys are on fire today!

[blaise]

You guys are on fire today!

Now you're emberessing me.

[Donger]

I bet that the time really flue before his life was snuffed out.

[Rausch]

I bet that the time really flue before his life was snuffed out.

-1

[lcarus]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Education/Pix/pictures/2010/5/28/1275057791408/Chimney-sweeps-in-Mary-Po-006.jpg

[Hydrae]

He watched his dreams crumble into ashes.

Seriously he was probably trying to break in and rob something, this has happened many times in the past. What a sh*tty way to die, dying of thrist in a dark musty space for three days alone cause no one can hear your screams for help.

They found the remains of a young lady in some ductwork at a garage downtown a few weeks ago here in Austin. No one knows how or why she got in there.

http://www.kvue.com/news/Body-of-missing-Austin-woman-found-124613904.html

[Donger]

-1

Too obscure?

[blaise]

The bank employee whose desk was closest to the chimney said he felt vindicated. "Everyone had been telling me I smelled like death warmed over for months," he said.

[Rooster]

The bank employee whose desk was closest to the chimney said he felt vindicated. "Everyone had been telling me I smelled like death warmed over for months," he said.

LMAO

[Frankie]

The bank employee whose desk was closest to the chimney said he felt vindicated. "Everyone had been telling me I smelled like death warmed over for months," he said.

LOL.

[Rausch]

Too obscure?

If it's a quote I take it back.

It better not be something I should know though...:cuss:

[Donger]

If it's a quote I take it back.

It better not be something I should know though...:cuss:

No, it's not a quote. Just flew = flue. As in a chimney flue.

[Iowanian]

Some people just insist on blocking everyone out of their lives, even those who care about them.

[Thig Lyfe]

So wait, Mom was right? Santa really is dead?

[Sofa King]

From ashes to ashes.

not one fucking chuckle from you pricks with this one?

ASHES TO ASHES!


Fuck!

[Rasputin]

not one ****ing chuckle from you pricks with this one?

ASHES TO ASHES!


****!


:Bartee:

[Donger]

not one ****ing chuckle from you pricks with this one?

ASHES TO ASHES!


****!

Yeah, it certainly failed to ignite any interest.

[Rain Man]

I bet he was trying to avoid the draft.

[Donger]

I bet he was trying to avoid the draft.

LMAO

[Bowser]

I bet he was trying to avoid the draft.

Close the thread.

[Donger]

Close the thread.

Yeah, I was pretty stoked when I read that.

[Extra Point]

This thread has all but dried up!

[Dartgod]

I would imagine that put quite a damper on his career as a criminal. Not that he was that grate of one anyway.

[stevieray]

...would you like to make a deposit or withdrawal?

[lennyK]

Last May, the skeletal remains of a man were found in a financial institution chimney in Abbeville, Louisiana. Recently the remnants were recognized as those of a man who went missing in 1984. If the man got a personal loan, he might not have attempted to rob a bank.

[Bugeater]

Thanks for the update Lenny! You fucking rock!

[LiveSteam]

I'm friending him

[CrazyPhuD]

If only he had waited a few months to see gremlins....then there might not have been that tragedy!

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ueVPUsyrT0s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Frazod]

If only he had waited a few months to see gremlins....then there might not have been that tragedy!

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ueVPUsyrT0s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I was thinking the same thing. :D

[Monty]

Officials couldn't determine how he died, but police speculate that he starved.


He died from the flue.

[TimeForWasp]

...would you like to make a deposit or withdrawal?

He made the deposit of a LIFEtime. No bones about it.

[TimeForWasp]

If it was a robbery,he gave himself up.

[milkman]

No, it's not a quote. Just flew = flue. As in a chimney flue.

Yeah, I think Rausch is pretty fluent..

[tooge]

Imagine what would have happened to him if he were in mid air?

[milkman]

Imagine what would have happened to him if he were in mid air?

He would split Mary Poppins in half?

[fan4ever]

Imagine what would have happened to him if he were in mid air?

You're so very close. Actually, the man fell INTO the chimney after an airplane inexplicably broke apart in flight. Solves two mysteries of Frankie's latest threads.

[boogblaster]

time flies .. then the maggots take over ....