Chiefs Planet Member Scouting Reports.

[|Zach|]

This game up in a thread with SNR. About draft time you always get those quick hit scouting reports so even though some player is from "Eastern Bum**** Nebraska Tech" you can get a decent read on him or try and learn more.

Random player example.

Mike Mohamed (Cal LB)

Overview: Mohamed is a hard-worker who will maximize his natural tools on the field. Will come into your franchise, understand your defensive system, provide some instant linebacker depth, and contribute on special teams. However, he lacks the power to be a true force in the box against the run and the speed and range to make plays on the outside or mirror explosive space players in man coverage. Probably just not enough physical tools to work with to become an NFL starter, but still a late-round prospect who will bring some impressive instincts and great character to a locker room.

Positives: Mohamed is an experienced, productive, heady inside linebacker with great intangibles. Is a smart, disciplined player who won't bite on play fakes or take himself out of position too often. Reads his keys and finds the football against the run. Understands zone coverage responsibilities. Aggressive and competitive.

Negatives: Doesn't have the explosive burst to make many big plays behind the line of scrimmage or rushing the quarterback. Is tough and feisty but lacks the lower body strength and power to take on blockers in the box. Lack of bulk also results in too many broken tackles. Doesn't have the range to play sideline-to-sideline. Doesn't have the speed to stick with targets in man coverage.

What about ChiefsPlanet members?

Username
Overview
Positives
Negatives

[RealSNR]

KurtCobain

Overview: Veteran poster who is friendly and gets along with most internet personality types. Wily and eccentric, and when he's home alone on a weeknight, can provide hours' worth entertainment through his bizarre posting style. Can go off the hook on occasion; use caution.

Positives: Well recognized through repeated username changes. Friendly, well-liked by most people. Will get chummy in personal life threads. Mixes it up, doesn't get caught posting one type of material too often.

Negatives: Has an unfortunate-looking mother who needs to be sexed. Posts "select some things" polls that nobody seems to like or understand. Is currently unavailable due to leaving the Planet forever

[Gonzo]

SNR
Overview: veteran poster with years of meritorious service to CP. Has a unique way of telling most of the other members to "eat a dick" or "kill yourself" and he usually has no regard to whom he's exchanging the a fore mentioned advice with.

Positives: Timing. You could not see SNR for days or weeks at a time... Post something stupid and 'BAM' you're a moron cocksmoker with no potential. He's like an insult sniper really.
Negatives: SNR is usually so busy either performing coitus with a female member of your family or slapping n00bs that he tends to miss important topics where his "skills" could be utilized. I.E. Cancer threads or threads about your dying pet.
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[big nasty kcnut]

Gonzo
Overview: Veteran poster with years of meritorious service to CP. Also know how to protect his kid while walking Also a good poster who get along with people

Positive: Hot wife and good hunter could kill for food and give to his fellow man.

Negatives: Have not found a close copy of hot wife for big nasty kcnut Also tends to forget that n00bs need to be slapped more.

[Hammock Parties]

big nasty kcnut

Overview: Diehard Chiefs fan who wears his heart on his sleeve and lets you know exactly what he thinks. Runs his own never-say-die blog.

Positives: Ambitious, try-hard do-gooder who carries out his online tasks with conviction. Loves those who advance the Chiefs franchise, hates those who would tear it down.

Negatives: The spelling and grammar skills of a six-year old. Likes Sarah Palin and is blind to the failings of the Republican party.

[Titty Meat]

Red 5

Overview: The best Chiefs internet video producer on here. Some his actions remind you of Bud Bundy.

Positives: His videos and appreciation for the Chiefs. Also the way the sun shines on his hair.

Negatives: Still a virgin who couldn't bang a drunken prom slut on prom night.

[SPATCH]

Spatch

Overview: classy ****ing dude. just ****ing classy

Positives: astronomy, astrophysics

Negatives: overtly sexual

[Fire Me Boy!]

Red 5

Overview: The best Chiefs internet video producer on here. Some his actions remind you of Bud Bundy.

Positives: His videos and appreciation for the Chiefs. Also the way the sun shines on his hair.

Negatives: Still a virgin who couldn't bang a drunken prom slut on prom night.

I'm reviewing Bo's Pelini since Spatch seemed to give his own review.



Bo's Pelini

Overview: Going into his fourth season on Chiefsplanet, Bo's Pelini is hard worker who can be counted on. A regular contributor to the Lounge and DC and occasional visitor to the Media Center and Pictures, Bo's is able to play multiple positions on both sides of the field. Will likely be drafted as a catcher.

Positives: A standup poster, takes his licks like a man and doesn't complain. Bo's shows a breadth of knowledge and interest, and except for a stint in early 2011 is available for every down.

Negatives: The poster formerly known as billay is a bit of a gambler, occasionally makes poor bets. Hangs out with 'the wrong type' of character (DC).

[|Zach|]

Awesome.

[big nasty kcnut]

Overview: Zach is the prototype poster great point of views and intangibles

Positives: great guy excellent on points on chiefs football take great pictures and in a pinch will be there for you.

Negatives: he like mizzou and is a flaming lib also don't know that i'm always right about things and won't hook me up with his hot russian friend.

[DaKCMan AP]

DaKCMan AP

Awesome.

.

[RealSNR]

I didn't realize this was a "do the person who posted before you" kind of thread. Sorry, Zach

[milkman]

I didn't realize this was a "do the person who posted before you" kind of thread. Sorry, Zach

Overview:Quick witted sarcasm that plays well and is usually well timed.
Has a good understanding of the game and brings strong takes.

Postives:Well liked and respected, is fast with the wit.

Weaknesses:Can be a little slow on the uptake at times.
Has a soft spot for special teams scrubs.

[RealSNR]

|Zach|

Overview: Wily veteran who knows how to type in complete sentences with the best of them. Received Chiefsplanet veteran honors very early in his career, rising quickly and eventually bestowed the honor of Chiefsplanet mod. Dedicated, really nice guy who is not afraid to jump into petty flame wars with the rest of his Planet buddies. Won't take shit from people.

Positives: Has the ability to deeply discuss nearly any topic put forth. Solid football knowledge, especially bright about local pro prospects. Can even talk about Sporting Kansas City and MLS. Well-liked by most people.

Negatives: Won't shut up about his photography thing he has going on. Doesn't use profanity. Has yet hook kcnut up with his hot Russian friend.

[|Zach|]

I didn't realize this was a "do the person who posted before you" kind of thread. Sorry, Zach

I didn't either. It happened out of nowhere.

Haha.

[Thig Lyfe]

Milkman

Overview: This aging veteran hates music, joy, Santa Claus, ice cream, puppies, and love, but he brings a depth of football knowledge to the board that few can match.

Positives: Has the wisdom that comes with being nearly 100 years old; excellent football analyst who backs up observations and assertions with evidence.

Negatives: Probably only has a year or two left in him; the pure bitter hatred that constantly emanates from his posts tends to drive away potential new members.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I didn't either. It happened out of nowhere.

Haha.

Whoops. It just looked like that's what was happening. Sorry.

:sulk:

[007]

Milkman

Overview: This aging veteran hates music, joy, Santa Claus, ice cream, puppies, and love, but he brings a depth of football knowledge to the board that few can match.

Positives: Has the wisdom that comes with being nearly 100 years old; excellent football analyst who backs up observations and assertions with evidence.

Negatives: Probably only has a year or two left in him; the pure bitter hatred that constantly emanates from his posts tends to drive away potential new members.

That was funny as hell. ROFL

[Demonpenz]

Hammas Jenkins. a Surly, angry, mizzou loving/hating type fellow. Seems to be fertile

Pros: Knows a dick-ton about lots of stuff. Seems to be at his best posting against type.

Cons: Once told Gary Pinkle "I wish your mom would have been kicked in the stomach while she was pregnant with you"

[Demonpenz]

Demonpenz. Strong Character the first two years on chiefsplanet. Quality production has been in steady decline since 09 still a starter on Chiefsplanet until someone takes his spot.

Positives: Good strong posts most of the time. small rebirth when paint 2 was released
Negatives: Overates his own skills, often rests on past achievements.


Petegz28: Posts per day very high. Die Hard Royals fan. He will give you production day in and day out even if it isn't production you really are looking for. Still Claims Olathe winters are overated

Pro: Quick to be right when the Royals are sucking
Negatives: Not really hard a large achievement pointing out the royals suck.

Reaper16: Over Educated, overhaired, but never overcooked. Strong posting about music, beer, bbq. Voted Who's Who 16 times in BBQ weekly.

Pros: Knows and articulates music very well.
Cons: Often Smuggish when he posts his "Well, ya" toned responses.

Phobia: Lunch Pail, pencil in his ear type worker, with communication skills
Pros: Gets work done often while teaching others
cons: makes wives fat as hell.

KCWOLFMAN: like when you are smoking crack with a person who just relapsed, you are happy to smoke crack with him, but alittle sad...because he is back doing crack. This poster has returned to form.

Pros: legendary status
Cons: No one knows whats left in the tank.

[Demonpenz]

Guru. Aptly named. Seems to know about alot of shit. Hence Guru. More appropriately but overtly racist nicknamed Jewish-Guru by scouts

Pros: Can save you money just by pointing how how much shit costs.
Cons: Sometimes posters get the attitude of buying the expensive pop tarts just to show Guru up!

*editors note expensive pop tarts are toaster strudel*

[Demonpenz]

Fire-me-boy The Jackie Robinson of finding people masturbating in chairs.

Pros: knows plenty of things about moving pictures and the like
Cons: if he is in the room, there is a chair that has been masterbated on

[Demonpenz]

Buck strong posts per day, good natured Chargers fan. Shares experiences with us to give us joy. Posts can be split up in, damn I wish that dude and Thank god I am not that dude.

Pros: Doesn't insult people very much. His hat has the ability of burning like a mother fucker.

Cons: Need a waaaabulance thread title for some of his threads.

[007]

Guru. Aptly named. Seems to know about alot of shit. Hence Guru. More appropriately but overtly racist nicknamed Jewish-Guru by scouts

Pros: Can save you money just by pointing how how much shit costs.
Cons: Sometimes posters get the attitude of buying the expensive pop tarts just to show Guru up!

*editors note expensive pop tarts are toaster strudel*
NO, it was Jewru. I blame Tiny for that. ROFL

[NaptownChief]

Otter:


Long time role player, good locker room chemistry guy


Pros:

Shampoos his balls just in case



Cons:

Tells us about shampooing his balls

[007]

Bugeater

Six year veteran of Chiefsplanet. His crusty posting style rivals that of the planet member known as Skip Towne. If you are friends with this poster you have a friend for life. Oh, and if there is something going on at Nzoner's place he will be there. It is a foregone conclusion. Also has this puppy that follows him everywhere named Joey.

Pros - If you need AC advice, he's your man. Also, this guy is loud as hell at a Chiefs game. I'm serious. I have been to a lot of games and this guy can drown anyone out with his yell.

Cons - He is a Gawd Damned Nebraskan.

[chasedude]

This thread is comedy Gold... Gold Jerry, Gold!

http://www.theessentialsoftrading.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bania.jpg

[Gonzo]

Gonzo
Overview: Veteran poster with years of meritorious service to CP. Also know how to protect his kid while walking Also a good poster who get along with people

Positive: Hot wife and good hunter could kill for food and give to his fellow man.

Negatives: Have not found a close copy of hot wife for big nasty kcnut Also tends to forget that n00bs need to be slapped more.

LMAO
Nice one, nut...
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[Frazod]

Otter:


Long time role player, good locker room chemistry guy


Pros:

Shampoos his balls just in case



Cons:

Tells us about shampooing his balls. Will narc you out to your dad for having a porn stash.

FYP :D

[luv]

Bugeater

Six year veteran of Chiefsplanet. His crusty posting style rivals that of the planet member known as Skip Towne. If you are friends with this poster you have a friend for life. Oh, and if there is something going on at Nzoner's place he will be there. It is a foregone conclusion. Also has this puppy that follows him everywhere named Joey.

Pros - If you need AC advice, he's your man. Also, this guy is loud as hell at a Chiefs game. I'm serious. I have been to a lot of games and this guy can drown anyone out with his yell.

Cons - He is a Gawd Damned Nebraskan.

Nice.

[DaFace]

Quality thread, Zach. Well done.

[Bowser]

*throws football 75 yards after doing 45 reps on the bench at 225*

[Lzen]

Milkman

Overview: This aging veteran hates music, joy, Santa Claus, ice cream, puppies, and love, but he brings a depth of football knowledge to the board that few can match.

Positives: Has the wisdom that comes with being nearly 100 years old; excellent football analyst who backs up observations and assertions with evidence.

Negatives: Probably only has a year or two left in him; the pure bitter hatred that constantly emanates from his posts tends to drive away potential new members.

ROFL

[Rausch]

This should be fun...

[Rausch]

KCWOLFMAN: like when you are smoking crack with a person who just relapsed, you are happy to smoke crack with him, but alittle sad...because he is back doing crack. This poster has returned to form.

Pros: legendary status
Cons: No one knows whats left in the tank.

LMAO

[Rausch]

Negatives: The spelling and grammar skills of a six-year old. Likes Sarah Palin and is blind to the failings of the Republican party.

You just described about 1/5th of the Nation...

[|Zach|]

This thread is comedy Gold... Gold Jerry, Gold!

http://www.theessentialsoftrading.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bania.jpg

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I can lift.........treehunded..............fowtysevenpounds.................overmyhead...........butstill. ....................NOBODYLIKESME!!!!!!!!!!!

[big nasty kcnut]

Mr. flopnuts

Overview:A steller can't miss pro he is a asset to any chiefs gathering.

Positives: A great mod whose kind but firm hands help the planet flow. Also great at slamming n00bs like a champion.

Negatives: His dad and also have not sent any boozes to big nasty kcnut.