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Ask me anything.
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Ming the Merciless
07-31-2011, 04:30 PM
Find sperm in your fast food?
threebag
07-31-2011, 04:31 PM
I'd pitch a tent in the front yard and sleep under a flashing arrow sign.
spida_man23
07-31-2011, 04:32 PM
better do it urself b21tthreaten it first on twatter
better do it urself b21tthreaten it first on twatter
Thought you quit with Joey.
stevieray
07-31-2011, 04:32 PM
...did you get enough hugs when you were a little kid?
Predarat
07-31-2011, 04:35 PM
Its the ginger, they always turn out to be batshit crazy!
MIAdragon
07-31-2011, 04:40 PM
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threebag
07-31-2011, 04:47 PM
8==>~~~~~~~
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LaChapelle
07-31-2011, 04:51 PM
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Gonzo
07-31-2011, 04:53 PM
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The Franchise
07-31-2011, 05:09 PM
YdoesPestwelchonbets
:spock:
Bwana
07-31-2011, 05:17 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljn910Zrhn1qe0eclo1_r3_500.gif
Exactly
Bugeater
07-31-2011, 05:37 PM
Is that really all that unusual? I have to think that there's more than one person out there that would like to see me dead.
stevieray
07-31-2011, 05:40 PM
Is that really all that unusual? I have to think that there's more than one person out there that would like to see me dead.
note to self: don't visit bug in omaha.
Is that really all that unusual? I have to think that there's more than one person out there that would like to see me dead.
on a windshield at that.
listopencil
07-31-2011, 05:50 PM
My guess is your mom.
Dave Lane
07-31-2011, 06:31 PM
Is it Colonel Mustard in the Drawing Room with a knife?
Just a stab in the dark...
bevischief
07-31-2011, 06:50 PM
Your a Chargers fan's a KC Chiefs message board. What could go wrong?
...
Ace Gunner
07-31-2011, 07:26 PM
call the police
Dave Lane
07-31-2011, 07:28 PM
Is that really all that unusual? I have to think that there's more than one person on Chiefsplanet that would like to see me dead.
FYP
Pants
07-31-2011, 07:32 PM
Losing your burst, bro.
boogblaster
07-31-2011, 07:36 PM
bend over and spread em ....
go bo
07-31-2011, 09:49 PM
buck?
buck?
are you still alive?
cabletech94
07-31-2011, 10:16 PM
visit to a gay bar lately?
come at me bro!
Dave Lane
07-31-2011, 10:25 PM
Okay I'll try again. Professor Plum in the conservatory with a candlestick?
Am I right yet?
jjchieffan
07-31-2011, 11:14 PM
That would have to suck for the Chargers. If you were killed, their fanbase would be cut in half.
Bi_polar
08-01-2011, 02:11 AM
Buck,
I will ONLY Kill you with Kindness, doll!
Love
Me
SPchief
08-01-2011, 02:16 AM
So the ex is truly crazy then? Never would have predicted it.
The ex's ex-husband. I guess he's the jealous type.
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Sofa King
08-01-2011, 07:52 AM
The ex's ex-husband. I guess he's the jealous type.
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An ex (her's not yours) is jealous of an ex (her's not his)???
Pffffft. Take the initiative. Kill him before he can kill you.
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 07:57 AM
When I was in HS, there was a group of "witches" or satanists or some shit.....they dressed like dumbasses and commanded attention, and I obviously gave it to them. If you wear black died sheet togas to a small school, you're going to get taunted. If you have a circle chant in the gym, someone is going to throw a basketball at you.....if you stand up and make some wierd hand signal on your head and shake your head like a drooling seizure patient to put a hex on someone...they're going to F with you.
Anyway....for whatever reason, cops raid house, girl has black room, pentagon on floor under carpet and a list of People to Kill.......I was number 3. Police came to our house, wanted to know if we needed protection.
That broad lives about 3 houses away from me today.
My youngest brother was on a list of people to kill also...he was also number 3.
His crime was being nice to a fringe kid that others tortured. He stuck up for a "columbine" type kid who was an outcast, so naturally, he ended up on the list of people that kid was going to kill a week after he asked if he could move in with my brother/parents.
Douchebags everywhere.
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 07:58 AM
The ex's ex-husband. I guess he's the jealous type.
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Use your own feces to write him a note that says
"Come at me Bro!
Love, Buck"
Tell her to tell him that you've been unemployed for 6 months and haven't had anything to do but practice Karate in the garage and bash hobos with a ball peen hammer. Tell her to tell him that you'll drive a nail through his cock to your workbench, light it on fire and hand him a knife.
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 08:01 AM
Rustshack would just ask him if he likes dragons.....and then say "good, because in a minute I'm gonna be dragon my balls across your face"
loochy
08-01-2011, 08:02 AM
It's amazing how some people have so much drama.
It's amazing how others have so little.
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 08:04 AM
If you're going to die because of her, I guess there really isn't a reason to refrain from posting the photos of her balloon knot here for others to enjoy.
loochy
08-01-2011, 08:13 AM
If you're going to die because of her, I guess there really isn't a reason to refrain from posting the photos of her balloon knot here for others to enjoy.
He already did. Look at his avatar.
Predarat
08-01-2011, 08:45 AM
And there is really not much you can do to defend yourself because you live in the Great State Of California, where the criminals are classed as victims and the victims are classed as criminals once they chose to defend themselves. Looks like you are SOL. Unless you can confront him out of state lines.
boogblaster
08-01-2011, 08:58 AM
had plenty of ex-s talk shit .. till ya call em out ....
LVNHACK
08-01-2011, 09:31 AM
geesh.....ppl have been wanting to kill me daily....most of my adult life....the last 3 yrs like 24/7....in '09 one of the main AQI wanted me dead....i'm still here....brining my very own form of liberity and the american way to those that wipe their butts with their left hand....
embrace the suck....
Sofa King
08-01-2011, 10:16 AM
Rustshack would just ask him if he likes dragons.....and then say "good, because in a minute I'm gonna be dragon my balls across your face"
LMAO
The first time he said that i about crapped my pants laughing.
The next 37 times, not so much.
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 10:32 AM
geesh.....ppl have been wanting to kill me daily....most of my adult life....the last 3 yrs like 24/7....in '09 one of the main AQI wanted me dead....i'm still here....brining my very own form of liberity and the american way to those that wipe their butts with their left hand....
embrace the suck....
I told you sunnabitches in my thread I'd heard those things on CP before.
This is Lvnhack from 2007
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ModSocks
08-01-2011, 10:38 AM
WTF is this shit, Buck?
Is this suppose to be your new posting style? Making threads with no information in it at all and then rarely posting anything in them?
If you wanna post about your RL drama then at least tell us WTF is going on rather then making a thread and scribbling one sentence posts once every hour.
Your posting quality has gone
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Frazod
08-01-2011, 10:45 AM
Remember, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
Not sure if it's legal for a law abiding citizen to own a gun in Kalifornia, but if you join a drug cartel, the DEA will give you a complimentary assault rifle and 1,000 rounds of ammo!
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 11:01 AM
I knew this was the perfect find.
Buck has a character too.
nsfw(language)
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4th and Long
08-01-2011, 11:06 AM
Remember, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
No kidding. You never know, late at night, when one of these may sneak into your house and threaten your life.
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Frazod
08-01-2011, 11:10 AM
No kidding. You never know, late at night, when one of these may sneak into your house and threaten your life.
http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/883049/883049067094lg.jpg
Shoot one appliance, get labeled for life..... :huh:
Gonzo
08-01-2011, 11:23 AM
WTF is this shit, Buck?
Is this suppose to be your new posting style? Making threads with no information in it at all and then rarely posting anything in them?
If you wanna post about your RL drama then at least tell us WTF is going on rather then making a thread and scribbling one sentence posts once every hour.
Your posting quality has gone
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ROFL
Buck is the Jeff George of CP. All the talent in the world but a .10 head here lately.
Rausch
08-01-2011, 11:30 AM
ROFL
Buck is the Jeff George of CP. All the talent in the world but a .10 head here lately.
LMAO
Phobia
08-01-2011, 11:38 AM
WTF is this shit, Buck?
Is this suppose to be your new posting style? Making threads with no information in it at all and then rarely posting anything in them?
He's been a pox on this site for a while now but somehow that's my fault.
Sorry, I was drunk all day yesterday and trying to pull pussy at a party, which I succeeded at first, but somehow fucked up as I ended up sleeping on the couch.
Details: I was at Sunday brunch yesterday when a buddy asked me if I was going to his birthday party today. I told him that he never invited me so I didn't even know about it. He said, well yeah because we aren't friends on facebook. I asked him why he deleted me and he said that the ex-husband of this girl saw me posting shit on his (my friends) page that indicated I wanted to fuck the girl. I don't know what it could have been because I wasn't publibly flaunting that shit. I think this buddy of mine saw me make out with the chick at a bar the very first time I made a move on her and he may have told him about it.
So yeah, the jealous ex-husband wants to kill me. I never even met the guy and I didn't steal his wife. They were divorced for a year before I started seeing her.
The end.
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The Bad Guy
08-01-2011, 11:43 AM
Has Buck replaced GoChiefs as the biggest attention whore on this board?
I think I've replaced Rausch as the biggest drunk on the board.
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Phobia
08-01-2011, 11:46 AM
I wish there were some actual danger with this threat. No, not of him getting killed by the ex-husband - of him actually being laid by a member of the opposite sex.
ModSocks
08-01-2011, 11:55 AM
Sorry, I was drunk all day yesterday and trying to pull pussy at a party, which I succeeded at first, but somehow ****ed up as I ended up sleeping on the couch.
Details: I was at Sunday brunch yesterday when a buddy asked me if I was going to his birthday party today. I told him that he never invited me so I didn't even know about it. He said, well yeah because we aren't friends on facebook. I asked him why he deleted me and he said that the ex-husband of this girl saw me posting shit on his (my friends) page that indicated I wanted to **** the girl. I don't know what it could have been because I wasn't publibly flaunting that shit. I think this buddy of mine saw me make out with the chick at a bar the very first time I made a move on her and he may have told him about it.
So yeah, the jealous ex-husband wants to kill me. I never even met the guy and I didn't steal his wife. They were divorced for a year before I started seeing her.
The end.
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Dude....really?
What's up with you lately, man?
You have Girl Drama.
And I don't mean Drama w/ Girls. I mean the kind of Drama that girls have. That's you. Girl Drama.
4th and Long
08-01-2011, 12:28 PM
Shoot one appliance, get labeled for life..... :huh:
Oh please. I saw you chatting in a thread last week that you were surprised no one had mentioned it.
Whiner. :p
Gonzo
08-01-2011, 12:34 PM
Dude....really?
What's up with you lately, man?
You have Girl Drama.
And I don't mean Drama w/ Girls. I mean the kind of Drama that girls have. That's you. Girl Drama.
GIRAMA FTW!
Rausch
08-01-2011, 12:40 PM
Dude....really?
What's up with you lately, man?
You have Girl Drama.
And I don't mean Drama w/ Girls. I mean the kind of Drama that girls have. That's you. Girl Drama.
LMAO
Iowanian
08-01-2011, 12:42 PM
If the guy was serious, he'd have sodomized your eye sockets and made a fishing bobber out of your scrotum by now instead of telling people on fb he was made at you.
Stop being such a pussy.
I'm not really talking about this either.
Take off the F ing pinky ring and act like a dude.
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