Justin Houston

[Red Coater]

Where are you? What is going on? If he is not going to be on this team we need to finde another OLB.

[MIAdragon]

:facepalm:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wouldn't this have been better as a pm?

[CaliforniaChief]

Finally, a thread. This will draw him out of the VW Van.

[SuperChief]

He's not on CP; therefore, it's not necessary to make a thread asking him if he is here. We all understand that's he's not in TC, yet we would like him to be. Thead over. Jesus.

[DMAC]

grob

[SuperChief]

:facepalm:

You took the facepalm right out of my mouth...er....hand.

Whatever.

[Red Coater]

Fuck all of you and your negativity!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

**** all of you and your negativity!!!!!!!!

We aren't being negative we're saying you're a dumbass. Actually we're quite positive about it.

[HemiEd]

**** all of you and your negativity!!!!!!!!

:LOL:

[durtyrute]

Fuck all of you and your negativity!!!!!!!!

There have been threads on this site where men were asking other men about the size of the packages and THIS, a football related thread upsets people. WTF

[DMAC]

Fuck all of you and your negativity!!!!!!!!

Quit grob-ing.

[SuperChief]

It's true - I've never been so upbeat about calling someone out on their dumbass-ery. It's quite a refreshing experience.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There have been threads on this site where men were asking other men about the size of the packages and THIS, a football related thread upsets people. WTF

It's all about the presentation.

[BigCatDaddy]

There have been threads on this site where men were asking other men about the size of the packages and THIS, a football related thread upsets people. WTF

You are just upset that you came up short on that poll.

[Red Coater]

You are the dumbass. You lil fag

[Ace Gunner]

Houston, we have a problem. Really, I think they're buying time so he can pass a pot test.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You are the dumbass. You lil pillowbiter

Ouch. That really hurt. No really. You put me in my place.

[durtyrute]

You are just upset that you came up short on that poll.

Don't bet on it

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Don't bet on it

Oh great now we're going to go from a perfectingly good noob beating to another dick swinging contest literally... and isn't that what you complained about?

This is why we can't have nice things!

[HemiEd]

Houston, we have a problem. Really, I think they're buying time so he can pass a pot test.

that thought may hold some water. I think after 30 days you should piss clean, I wonder if they have him on lockdown?

[SuperChief]

So . . . bacon thread, then?!?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LBZo0iHLLf8/TgWJ5lX1upI/AAAAAAAAADA/-jTK7q4sD-A/s1600/Funny+kids+orkut+scraps+kid+kissing+pig.jpg

[mlyonsd]

Does he have to take a drug test the day he reports?

[Red Coater]

If you don't like go to a differnt thread you don't have to stay. Bounce bitch!

[durtyrute]

Oh great now we're going to go from a perfectingly good noob beating to another dick swinging contest literally... and isn't that what you complained about?

This is why we can't have nice things!

:LOL:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If you don't like go to a differnt thread you don't have to stay. Bounce bitch!

LMAO

You're cute. And I don't know what's gotten into me today but oh well.

[Ace Gunner]

You are the dumbass. You lil pillowbiter

chill, this is 'asshole tuesday' at the planet. Go home and put on your wading boots, then come back kicking.

http://deskofbrian.com/wp-content/uploads/Wading-boots.jpg

[durtyrute]

So . . . bacon thread, then?!?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LBZo0iHLLf8/TgWJ5lX1upI/AAAAAAAAADA/-jTK7q4sD-A/s1600/Funny+kids+orkut+scraps+kid+kissing+pig.jpg


Sorry that is not funny, that shit is sick

[Ace Gunner]

that thought may hold some water. I think after 30 days you should piss clean, I wonder if they have him on lockdown?

no. just comping his weekly visit to the piss lab.



may the biggest asshole win!

[Chief Roundup]

Yeah this dude should already be at camp. The money has all but been fixed. There isn't much negotiation for his contract. The new CBA took care of that. Now get your ass to camp!!!

[HemiEd]

This thread reeks with the n00biest of n00bs.

[Mr. Laz]

Does he have to take a drug test the day he reports?:hmmm:

[Red Coater]

LMAO

You're cute. And I don't know what's gotten into me today but oh well.

You know your not to bad yourself. Thanks for the neg rep. My feelings arereally hurt. You are thread warrior

[Bowser]

Sorry that is not funny, that shit is sick

Shut up. That shit was hilarious.

[Chiefs=Champions]

http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/polar.gif

[Red Coater]

This thread reeks with the n00biest of n00bs.

Well you are still here so I guess you are a noob too.

[Reerun_KC]

This thread has no burst... So disappointed.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You know your not to bad yourself. Thanks for the neg rep. My feelings arereally hurt. You are thread warrior

I didn't neg rep you

LMAO

[The Franchise]

I didn't neg rep you

LMAO

I did. :D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I did. :D

OK well he quoted me so....

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[Red Coater]

I didn't neg rep you

LMAO

Ok I'm sorry I just wanted another reason to talk shit to you.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fuck all of you and your negativity!!!!!!!!

Where are you? What is going on? If he is not going to be on this team we need to finde another OLB.

Head scratcher.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You are the dumbass. You lil pillowbiter

Kid, go take your ADD meds.

[Red Coater]

I did. :D

Thanks! Do it again!

[The Franchise]

Thanks! Do it again!

Ask and you shall receive.

[Red Coater]

Kid, go take your ADD meds.

Mr. Flopnuts in your mouth. Stay out of it.

[The Franchise]

Mr. Flopnuts in your mouth. Stay out of it.

:D

This should be good.

[Sofa King]

Mr. Flopnuts in your mouth. Stay out of it.

http://pnw4runners.com/pics/banhammer_forecast.gif

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Mr. Flopnuts in your mouth. Stay out of it.

BANNED!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://pnw4runners.com/pics/banhammer_forecast.gif

Damn you.

[Sofa King]

Damn you.

I beat you by a full 2 minutes.

[Red Coater]

http://pnw4runners.com/pics/banhammer_forecast.gif

Hell Yea. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. Let's do this

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO "Reload" Ruh-roh. Houston we have a problem. (Repost)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Paxil. It's what's for dinner! Tonight!

[SuperChief]

Hell Yea. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. Let's do this

At this juncture, I'm assumig your name is Scott Evil:

http://thncelebrity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/s-YOU-JUST-DONT-GET-IT-large300.jpg

"You just don't get it, do you, Scotty?"

[HotRoute]

BANNED!

Aw c'mon it was just getting good

[Renegade]

Aren't redcoaters supposed to set an example for the rest of "true fans"?

[Red Coater]

Paxil. It's what's for dinner! Tonight!

Taco bell sounds better.

[HotRoute]

The more you think about it though the more you have to consider Houston trying to delay the UA. time will tell and coming into the league like that would make for a tumultuous career.

[Reerun_KC]

Aren't redcoaters supposed to set an example for the rest of "true fans"?

:LOL:

True fans are the ones that attend games... you can Only be a true fan by either having season tickets or attending games...

IF you dont meet that requirement, you are not a true fan.

[Bowser]

WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING NEG REP?? I GOT NEG REP FOR DAYS IN THIS BITCH!!!

[DMAC]

Aren't redcoaters supposed to set an example for the rest of "true fans"?

I think it's safe to say this is a kid on summer break.

[gblowfish]

nOOb Dogpile!!

[SuperChief]

nOOb Dogpile!!

Leave it to gblowfish to mention a sweaty, man-filled pile :evil:

[Mr. Laz]

Manny Lawson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chief Roundup]

BANNED!

You didn't ban him really did ya?

[gblowfish]

Leave it to gblowfish to mention a sweaty, man-filled pile :evil:

With Shaun Smith lurking somewhere near the bottom....

[SuperChief]

With Shaun Smith lurking somewhere near the bottom....

A ball-grabber's dream. Mecca, if you will.

[Chief Faithful]

The more you think about it though the more you have to consider Houston trying to delay the UA. time will tell and coming into the league like that would make for a tumultuous career.
I'm thinking the dope made Houston lazy or he can't get over how far he fell in the draft so he thinks he is worth more money than the slot warrants. What else is a person to guess?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You didn't ban him really did ya?

I really don't ban anyone. I'm all talk. There isn't much that I believe is ban worthy. Racism, personal threats, those are the only two things I've ever banned someone for.

[Bowser]

I really don't ban anyone. I'm all talk. There isn't much that I believe is ban worthy. Racism, personal threats, those are the only two things I've ever banned someone for.

I think you banned me for ripping a stinky fart once at Ameristar, but that was really Pestilence. Still, I took the punishment and didn't whine, because it stunk THAT bad.

[The Franchise]

I think you banned me for ripping a stinky fart once at Ameristar, but that was really Pestilence. Still, I took the punishment and didn't whine, because it stunk THAT bad.

You had to take it. It was either that or I was going to sick Snaggletooth on you.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Snaggletooth. :facepalm: Good Lord.

[Bob Dole]

I really don't ban anyone. I'm all talk.

Bob Dole isn't.

[Bowser]

You had to take it. It was either that or I was going to sick Snaggletooth on you.

LMAO

Yeah, NOBODY needs that.....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Bob Dole isn't.

LMAO Fuck no. As soon as I've reached the 3 years of service mark, I'll help you with "random banning days". Those are always hilarious.

[Sofa King]

Bob Dole isn't.

aaaaaand there he goes.


LMAO

[Mr. Laz]

Bob Dole isn't.
Texarkana? Really?

I thought that was just some made-up place for the Smokey and The Bandit movies.

[RealSNR]

I really don't ban anyone. I'm all talk. There isn't much that I believe is ban worthy. Racism, personal threats, those are the only two things I've ever banned someone for.You banned me for evading the word filter once you farting corksucker

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL I hadn't even noticed. Back to summer school, kid.

[Bowser]

Bob Dole isn't.

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[The Franchise]

Snaggletooth. :facepalm: Good Lord.

LMAO

Yeah, NOBODY needs that.....

Come on now.....she was a good looking girl.....except for her face.

Well.....her face and her head.

Yeah....nevermind....she was rough.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You banned me for evading the word filter once you farting corksucker

Oh, yeah. Well that doesn't count. BECAUSE I FUCKING SAY SO!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Come on now.....she was a good looking girl.....except for her face.

Well.....her face and her head.

Yeah....nevermind....she was rough.

Her body was alright. Small breasteses. But she was brown bag worthy.

[SuperChief]

I love inside jokes. Really.

[Bob Dole]

Texarkana? Really?

I thought that was just some made-up place for the Smokey and The Bandit movies.

Oh, it's real all right... Dry on one side of State Line Avenue (TX) and wet on the other (AR). Bob Dole bootlegs on a regular basis.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gSZaC_W7eyE?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dramatic eagle is so dramatic

[Bowser]

Come on now.....she was a good looking girl.....except for her face.

Well.....her face and her head.

Yeah....nevermind....she was rough.

Ever watch that Stephen King book turned TV movie the Langoliers? Yeah, there she is.

[SuperChief]

Oh, it's real all right... Dry on one side of State Line Avenue (TX) and wet on the other (AR). Bob Dole bootlegs on a regular basis.

Fuck yes.

[The Franchise]

Her body was alright. Small breasteses. But she was brown bag worthy.

Brown bag with the lights off.

[The Franchise]

Ever watch that Stephen King book turned TV movie the Langoliers? Yeah, there she is.

ROFL

[HemiEd]

Well you are still here so I guess you are a noob too.

You have to be someones dupe, nobody is this stupid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Brown bag with the lights off.

And a blindfold on. And maybe, possibly, a clothesline pin over your nose. :Lin:

[RealSNR]

Wait so did Justin Houston sign, then? If Red Coater is banned, how will he know to get his ass into camp ASAP?

[HemiEd]

Aw c'mon it was just getting good

Yeah, it was kind of premature, I was almost ready to neg rep him. But not quite.

[The Franchise]

And a blindfold on. And maybe, possibly, a clothesline pin over your nose. :Lin:

ROFL

[Bowser]

Most of you are out of the loop with this "Snaggletooth" talk. Just trust me when I say you need to see this to purge your minds of the image....

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/childrens_champions_8_040309/lucy_pinder_5258178.jpg

[The Franchise]

If you REALLY wanted me to.....I know where there are pics of Snaggletooth.

[Bowser]

If you REALLY wanted me to.....I know where there are pics of Snaggletooth.

I really do not want you to. Ever. Or at least the next time I'm good and drunk, which ain't right now.

[OnTheWarpath15]

If you REALLY wanted me to.....I know where there are pics of Snaggletooth.

Shit just got real.

[Pants]

Snaggletooth... is that the young lady trying out the whole "model" thing with some riced out car?

[Bowser]

Shit just got real.

Fucking Pestilence. Now I'm going to have to find a mult.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Snaggletooth... is that the young lady trying out the whole "model" thing with some riced out car?

No, but they definitely shared some dental features.

I won't go into too much detail, but they are referring to this broad we "met" at Ameristar the night before MNF last season. We were all drinking and gambling - some more than others - and somehow Snaggletooth and her friend? sister? started talking to Flop, Pest and/or Bowser.

IIRC, I called her Snaggletooth after the fact, saying she resembled a walking barracuda.

Feel free to make changes to that, fellas.

[Pants]

No, but they definitely shared some dental features.

I won't go into too much detail, but they are referring to this broad we "met" at Ameristar the night before MNF last season. We were all drinking and gambling - some more than others - and somehow Snaggletooth and her friend? sister? started talking to Flop, Pest and/or Bowser.

IIRC, I called her Snaggletooth after the fact, saying she resembled a walking barracuda.

Feel free to make changes to that, fellas.

Ahhh, inside joke. Gotcha.

Not this one either, I guess.

http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/t/114/tribal-teeth-girl.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No, but they definitely shared some dental features.

I won't go into too much detail, but they are referring to this broad we "met" at Ameristar the night before MNF last season. We were all drinking and gambling - some more than others - and somehow Snaggletooth and her friend? sister? started talking to Flop, Pest and/or Bowser.

IIRC, I called her Snaggletooth after the fact, saying she resembled a walking barracuda.

Feel free to make changes to that, fellas.

"Like throwin a pickle down a hallway."

[The Franchise]

It was her sister.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If you REALLY wanted me to.....I know where there are pics of Snaggletooth.

Really? How? Better yet, why? LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It was her sister.

Her sister was a'ight.

[The Franchise]

Really? How? Better yet, why? LMAO

I've got sources.

[OnTheWarpath15]

It was her sister.

OK. Couldn't remember. From what I do remember, they couldn't have been any different.

Skinny, small tittahs, snaggletooth.

A little chunky, big cans, nice teef.

[The Franchise]

OK. Couldn't remember. From what I do remember, they couldn't have been any different.

Skinny, small tittahs, snaggletooth.

A little chunky, big cans, nice teef.

That pretty much describes them. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Red 23.

[Bowser]

THIRTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS

[The Franchise]

I'd post some pics....but they're from Independence......so they might know someone on this site.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Red 23.

Dude had a good night gambling. He probably would have made more than me had he jumped on the high limit table with me.

[OnTheWarpath15]

THIRTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'd post some pics....but they're from Independence......so they might know someone on this site.

I think (hope) I managed to stay out of those pics.

[Reerun_KC]

Guess this thread is offically hijacked?

[The Franchise]

I think (hope) I managed to stay out of those pics.

These pics don't include anyone but them.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Guess this thread is offically hijacked?

The minute that slapdick posted it.

[OnTheWarpath15]

These pics don't include anyone but them.

Shoot me a PM. I'm feeling evil.

[Bowser]

These pics don't include anyone but them.

*big fucking exhale*

[Bowser]

Guess this thread is offically hijacked?

Yes, but feel free to jump in at any time.

[OnTheWarpath15]

*big fucking exhale*

LMAO

[The Franchise]

Shoot me a PM. I'm feeling evil.

Give me a sec.

[bowener]

I wouldn't mind if snaggletooth pictures were posted. I want to see the shit some of you guys get in to.

[Bowser]

I wouldn't mind if snaggletooth pictures were posted. I want to see the shit some of you guys get in to.

Whoa, whoa. Easy there. Nobody "got into" any of it. These are how rumors start, goddammit.

[The Franchise]

Whoa, whoa. Easy there. Nobody "got into" any of it. These are how rumors start, goddammit.

This.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I wouldn't mind if snaggletooth pictures were posted. I want to see the shit some of you guys get in to.

No one "got into" anyone or anything.

It was just two broads that heard us carrying on like idiots at the penny slot machines, and started bullshitting* with us.

*Bullshitting = not realizing they were the target of our insults, apparently.

[The Franchise]

ROFL


I think I found a picture of her from the casino that night.

[OnTheWarpath15]

ROFL


I think I found a picture of her from the casino that night.

check your rep.

[Bowser]

I blame Tiny Evel for all of this. It was him that got us all started on those slot machines.....

[The Franchise]

check your rep.

PM sent

[OnTheWarpath15]

Holy Jesus.

She's way worse than I remember. And I didn't drink much that night.

PM deleted, eyes scrubbed with bleach.

[The Franchise]

Holy Jesus.

She's way worse than I remember.

PM deleted, eyes scrubbed with bleach.

ROFL

[Rausch]

ROFL


I think I found a picture of her from the casino that night.

Well hurry up already.

After Red Cooter got the hammer this thread went to hell...

[The Franchise]

Flopnuts? Bowser?

Any of you guys want to remember that night? :D

[The Franchise]

Well hurry up already.

After Red Cooter got the hammer this thread went to hell...

Like I said.....I'm not posting shit. She's from that area....and I don't know if she knows anyone from this board.

I'm not THAT much of an asshole.

[Reerun_KC]

This thread is worthless without pics!

[Bowser]

Flopnuts? Bowser?

Any of you guys want to remember that night? :D

Why do you hate us, you bastard?

[The Franchise]

This thread is worthless without pics!

Believe me......you don't want to.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Alright, fuck it. Shoot it my way. I was pretty fucking drunk that night, and remember her being snaggletooth. Let's see what she looks like when I'm sober.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Alright, fuck it. Shoot it my way. I was pretty fucking drunk that night, and remember her being snaggletooth. Let's see what she looks like when I'm sober.

LMAO

[Rausch]

Believe me......you don't want to.

I can take it...

[OnTheWarpath15]

Any of the sister?

She'll look like fucking Kate Upton after what I just saw.

[bowener]

This thread is worthless without pics!

THIS!!

I have looked terror in the face many times. I am certain I am man enough to stand up to this beast you speak of.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Like I said.....I'm not posting shit. She's from that area....and I don't know if she knows anyone from this board.

I'm not THAT much of an asshole.

Smart move.

[Bowser]

This thread is worthless without pics!

http://starswallpaper.v3wall.com/stars/Gemma-Atkinson/wallpaper/1366x768/Gemma-Atkinson-1366x768-059.jpg

[Direckshun]

So... Justin Houston.

How about that Justin Houston.

Justin Houston is a dude. That much I know.

Let's all talk Justin Houston.

[OnTheWarpath15]

So... Justin Houston.

How about that Justin Houston.

Justin Houston is a dude. That much I know.

Let's all talk Justin Houston.

We're not going to talk about players that aren't here.

LMAO

[OnTheWarpath15]

We should draw pictures of her in MS Paint, Penz style.

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Any of the sister?

She'll look like fucking Kate Upton after what I just saw.

LMAO Sweet Jesus. Can that girl even close her mouth completely?

[RealSNR]

THIS!!

I have looked terror in the face many times. I am certain I am man enough to stand up to this beast you speak of.Kid, you've got a bright future. You gotta get out of here. You don't want to be here when what's gonna go down goes down

[Bowser]

Basically the moral to this story is that all of you fuckers need to get together with us the next time we go to the casinos, or get together. Hilarity ensues.

[The Franchise]

Any of the sister?

She'll look like fucking Kate Upton after what I just saw.

Yep.....hold on.

[Bowser]

We should draw pictures of her in MS Paint, Penz style.

LMAO

Oh, damn....

[Bowser]

Yep.....hold on.

Hit me....

[boogblaster]

blood-hound needed ....

[The Franchise]

Hit me....

Oh....NOW you want to see pictures. LMAO

[Bowser]

Oh....NOW you want to see pictures. LMAO

"Want" is subjective. Consider it penance.....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hit me....

So you can hit, it?


LMAO

[The Franchise]

Now I actually did find a picture from that night. It's of both of them. You gotta take the good with the bad.

[Bowser]

So you can hit, it?


LMAO
WHAT
Now I actually did find a picture from that night. It's of both of them. You gotta take the good with the bad.

*braces self, grits teeth, squints, give the "Ok" nod*

[OnTheWarpath15]

Now I actually did find a picture from that night. It's of both of them. You gotta take the good with the bad.

Goddamn.

Are they at least spaced far enough apart that when I hit Snaggletooth with a shovel there's no collateral damage?

[The Franchise]

PM Sent

[The Franchise]

Goddamn.

Are they at least spaced far enough apart that when I hit Snaggletooth with a shovel there's no collateral damage?

Teeth to Cheek

[Direckshun]

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS

You got me interested. It took you four goddamn pages. LMAO

I wanna see. I feel like a huge fucking dork.

[OnTheWarpath15]

OH SWEET JESUS.

That pic is eleventy-billion times worse than the first one.

Sis actually looks somewhat decent, though.

[Bowser]

Any of the sister?

She'll look like fucking Kate Upton after what I just saw.

You were not incorrect, sir.

[OnTheWarpath15]

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS

You got me interested. It took you four goddamn pages. LMAO

I wanna see. I feel like a huge fucking dork.

Not happening.

No way we're posting pics of someone we don't know who lives in the KC area.

Could be someone's girlfriend, sister or friend.

[bowener]

Please may I see this beasty? PM me I guess... please.

[The Franchise]

OH SWEET JESUS.

That pic is eleventy-billion times worse than the first one.

Sis actually looks somewhat decent, though.

She's got like 1000 pics. If I remember right....she said that she used to be a model. :D

[The Franchise]

Not happening.

No way we're posting pics of someone we don't know who lives in the KC area.

Could be someone's girlfriend, sister or friend.

This.

[OnTheWarpath15]

She's got like 1000 pics. If I remember right....she said that she used to be a model. :D

The sister?

Maybe a goth porn actress.

[The Franchise]

The sister?

Maybe a goth porn actress.

I was drunk....but I remember her saying that before the kids....she was way skinnier. :evil:

[Bowser]

OH SWEET JESUS.

That pic is eleventy-billion times worse than the first one.

Sis actually looks somewhat decent, though.

Snags started pounding down drinks like she was Sally Struthers om-nomming all the food in the relief effort for the African tribes after we got there. The second pic is her barely coherent, I think (hope). Sis was actually cute in the pic.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I completely forgot that the sis works for one of Bowser's company's competitors.

LMAO

[The Franchise]

I completely forgot that the sis works for one of Bowser's company's competitors.

LMAO

ROFL

[Bowser]

I completely forgot that the sis works for one of Bowser's company's competitors.

LMAO

LMAO

I knew she was trouble! And good recall. I wouldn't have been able to tell you what she did if my life depended on it....

[Bowser]

That was a fun night.

[Bob Dole]

Has anyone mentioned that the off-thread, back-story photo chat makes the thread pretty useless for everyone who isn't included?

Bob Dole un-banned the douchenozzle... At least he was entertaining out in the open.

[OnTheWarpath15]

LMAO

I knew she was trouble! And good recall. I wouldn't have been able to tell you what she did if my life depended on it....

I had a little help.

I'll tell you something I would have never known without help.

She has a somewhat unfortunate last name.

LMAO

[OnTheWarpath15]

Has anyone mentioned that the off-thread, back-story photo chat makes the thread pretty useless for everyone who isn't included?

Bob Dole un-banned the douchenozzle... At least he was entertaining out in the open.

Dude, the thread was useless the second it was posted.

I mean, really? This was going to go somewhere football related?

Where are you? What is going on? If he is not going to be on this team we need to finde another OLB.

[Bowser]

Has anyone mentioned that the off-thread, back-story photo chat makes the thread pretty useless for everyone who isn't included?

Bob Dole un-banned the douchenozzle... At least he was entertaining out in the open.

That's why you bastards should have joined up with us! But you're right.....

[Rausch]

Has anyone mentioned that the off-thread, back-story photo chat makes the thread pretty useless for everyone who isn't included?

Bob Dole un-banned the douchenozzle... At least he was entertaining out in the open.

Thank you.

Maybe Red Cooter will post pics of his mom or something...

[The Franchise]

That was a great night. lol

[Bob Dole]

Dude, the thread was useless the second it was posted.

I mean, really? This was going to go somewhere football related?

How often does anything on here "go somewhere football related"?

Is this even a football forum any more? :p

[OnTheWarpath15]

How often does anything on here "go somewhere football related"?

Is this even a football forum any more? :p

Solid point.

LMAO

[Bowser]

Is this even a football forum any more? :p

I'd say about 20% of the time, and it's mostly Knowmo telling us how he's got the next Kellen Winslow/Jerry Rice/ Emmit Smiff combo on his team.

[Skyy God]

Pics or it didn't happen, wankers.

[The Franchise]

Nothing happened.

[bowener]

:(

Apparently I will not get to see this assfaced ho...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Red Coater is wondering wtf happened with his awesome thread idea.

[Bowser]

Red Coater is wondering wtf happened with his awesome thread idea.

Hell, this is the best thread he's ever made.

[the Talking Can]

fyi, there are 10 third round picks unsigned

http://backseatfan.com/2011/05/2011-nfl-draft-Third-round-rookie-signing-status/

[Mr. Laz]

fyi, there are 10 third round picks unsigned

http://backseatfan.com/2011/05/2011-nfl-draft-Third-round-rookie-signing-status/
The new CBA must allow for more contract debate in the later rounds.

1st rd unsigned - 5
2nd rd unsigned - 4
3rd rd unsigned - 10
4th rd unsigned - 9
5th rd unsigned - 9
6th rd unsigned - 11
7th rd unsigned - 15

[the Talking Can]

The new CBA must allow for more contract debate in the later rounds.

1st rd unsigned - 5
2nd rd unsigned - 4
3rd rd unsigned - 10
4th rd unsigned - 9
5th rd unsigned - 9
6th rd unsigned - 11
7th rd unsigned - 15

it could be, given the smaller numbers, that some agents are fighting even harder for smaller increases...

a couple hundred thousand may not have been worth holding out for last year, where now it is....

[Mr. Laz]

it could be, given the smaller numbers, that some agents are fighting even harder for smaller increases...

a couple hundred thousand may not have been worth holding out for last year, where now it is....
also maybe teams are so overwhelmed with the shorten prep time etc that they just aren't pushing the lower round guys as much.

[ModSocks]

The new CBA must allow for more contract debate in the later rounds.

1st rd unsigned - 5
2nd rd unsigned - 4
3rd rd unsigned - 10
4th rd unsigned - 9
5th rd unsigned - 9
6th rd unsigned - 11
7th rd unsigned - 15

Damn, what's up with all the late round hold outs? 15 unsigned 7th rounders and only 5 first rounders? Very strange. If I am a 7th rounder I am signing and getting my ass into camp.

[Sofa King]

Damn, what's up with all the late round hold outs? 15 unsigned 7th rounders and only 5 first rounders? Very strange. If I am a 7th rounder I am signing and getting my ass into camp.

Gotta get all they can with this first contract as it could easily be their last.

[Mr. Laz]

Houstoooooooooon!!!

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/khaaaaan.jpg

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Sorry that is not funny, that shit is sick

so much for the swine flu being contained...

[Quesadilla Joe]

• Justin Houston, the Chiefs' third-round pick in April, was drafted to be a pass-rushing complement to Tamba Hali at outside linebacker. So far, however, Houston has shown none of those skills. The rookie missed a week of camp because of a contract holdout, then showed up out of shape and unmotivated. Character and work-ethic concerns caused Houston — whom some considered a first-round talent — to drop in the draft. Now the Chiefs are learning why.

http://www.profootballweekly.com/2011/08/14/finnegan-hurts-chances-of-receiving-big-contract

[ChiefsCountry]

http://www.profootballweekly.com/2011/08/14/finnegan-hurts-chances-of-receiving-big-contract

You are a dumbass.

[noa]

It's official, he's a bust. Oh well, you win some you lose some.
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[Direckshun]

Played damn well during the game.

[RealSNR]

http://www.profootballweekly.com/2011/08/14/finnegan-hurts-chances-of-receiving-big-contractThat's funny. Training camp reports say different.

It'd be the exact same thing as them releasing a report that Julian Thomas is lazy and unwilling/unable to learn the techniques being taught by coaches

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.profootballweekly.com/2011/08/14/finnegan-hurts-chances-of-receiving-big-contract

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qbzjex.jpg

[Quesadilla Joe]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qbzjex.jpg

That was horrible pass blocking by James Lee and Houston couldn't finish the play.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Lee was in perfect position to get in front of Houston but he just didn't get his hands on him. Horrible play by the RT.

[Hammock Parties]

That was horrible pass blocking by James Lee and Houston couldn't finish the play.

Hard to finish the play when the QB can step up so easily.

Shut your dumb ass up. Where are the gifs of Von Miller blowing past OTs?

Oh, there are none. Because he did shit in that game the other night.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Hard to finish the play when the QB can step up so easily.

Shut your dumb ass up. Where are the gifs of Von Miller blowing past OTs?

Oh, there are none. Because he did shit in that game the other night.

He played one series and only rushed twice if I remember correctly. He did blow by Tyron Smith on one play when he was rushing but he slipped.

[Dayze]

He played one series and only rushed twice if I remember correctly. He did blow by Tyron Smith on one play when he was rushing but he slipped.

...so he couldn't finish the play?

[Hammock Parties]

He played one series and only rushed twice if I remember correctly. He did blow by Tyron Smith on one play when he was rushing but he slipped.

Justin Houston and Von Miller will have around the same number of sacks this year.

I wouldn't be shocked if Houston had more.

[SAUTO]

Justin Houston and Von Miller will have around the same number of sacks this year.

I wouldn't be shocked if Houston had more.

agreed

[ModSocks]

That was horrible pass blocking by James Lee and Houston couldn't finish the play.

Lee was in perfect position to get in front of Houston but he just didn't get his hands on him. Horrible play by the RT.

I actually agree with Knowmo on this one. Sheffield by far had the better game than Houston yet Houston is getting all the praise here.

[mlyonsd]

...so he couldn't finish the play?Has to remember to pick his feet up when going over those yard lines. They can jump up and bite even the all world Gods.

[Blick]

Houston hit Johnson right after he threw the ball, and the pressure caused Johnson to throw his pass out of bounds on 3rd and 14 when he had an open receiver. I'd say Houston finished the play quite nicely.

[SAUTO]

I actually agree with Knowmo on this one. Sheffield by far had the better game than Houston yet Houston is getting all the praise here.

i have yet to see anyone agree with you.

maybe you DID watch another game

[ModSocks]

i have yet to see anyone agree with you.

maybe you DID watch another game

No, it's that everyone is going all homer instead of being objective. When Sheffield rushed the passer he consistantly applied pressure. Houston had that one play where the RT whiffed. He had another play where he looked freaking lost. He coulda had a sack but was indecisive. He had other plays where he just got shut down.

Sheffield was by far the better player that night.

I can't imagine how anyone can come away with a different conclusion.

[The Franchise]

No, it's that everyone is going all homer instead of being objective. When Sheffield rushed the passer he consistantly applied pressure. Houston had that one play where the RT whiffed. He had another play where he looked freaking lost. He coulda had a sack but was indecisive. He had other plays where he just got shut down.

Sheffield was by far the better player that night.

I can't imagine how anyone can come away with a different conclusion.

Well....if that's the case....then we at least have some damn good depth at OLB this year. Hali, Sheffield, Houston and Studebaker.

[philfree]

No, it's that everyone is going all homer instead of being objective. When Sheffield rushed the passer he consistantly applied pressure. Houston had that one play where the RT whiffed. He had another play where he looked freaking lost. He coulda had a sack but was indecisive. He had other plays where he just got shut down.

Sheffield was by far the better player that night.

I can't imagine how anyone can come away with a different conclusion.

I saw more then one play where Houston had his man beat but he didn't turn the corner good enough to get the sack. He's got some work to do obviously but he flashed.

[mlyonsd]

I'm rooting big time for Sheffield this year. He was dealt a bad hand last year just when he was looking promising. I think we're going to be happy with our LB's this year.

[Chiefnj2]

I give people credit for being able to watch the entire game and attempt to evaluate 3rd and 4th string players.

[Blick]

No, it's that everyone is going all homer instead of being objective. When Sheffield rushed the passer he consistantly applied pressure. Houston had that one play where the RT whiffed. He had another play where he looked freaking lost. He coulda had a sack but was indecisive. He had other plays where he just got shut down.

Sheffield was by far the better player that night.

I can't imagine how anyone can come away with a different conclusion.

I just watched all of Sheffield's snaps and he looked alright. He didn't do anything that was particularly impressive though.

His best play was a tackle on a running play where he fought off a block and made the tackle for around a 3 yard gain. It was an inside running play, so it wasn't his direct responsibility. It was a good play.

He had one play where I would say he showed decent pass rush ability. It was on the play where it was 3rd and 1 at the 4:44 mark. The RT got his hands on Sheffield, but Sheffield was in the process of fighting him off and ripping around him while running the arc. He still didn't disrupt Freeman though.

The only other play where he's near the QB is on a bootleg, where any OLB worth his salt in the 3-4 would be in the QB's face. Sheffield got chipped by Ernest Graham, who then went out for the pass on the bootleg. Sheffield was running towards Freeman because he was unblocked...and the pass was completed.

There was another play where it looked like Sheffield was running free. It was because he was chipped by the TE, who released into a route, the RT was occupied with another defender, and then Sheffield was thumped on his way to the QB by the RB. Again, no disruption to Freeman, and I would hope that any OLB on the team would have been able to run free unblocked.

On the diving catch by Sammie Stroughter, Sheffield got pushed around the edge, and maybe could have been able to run around to get to the QB, but he slipped.

Freeman snapped the ball and immediately threw a smoke route to the WR because he saw off coverage. The throw was to Sheffield's side, and he could have got his hands up in the passing lane to bat the ball down, but he didn't even get his hands up.

On the other plays, he didn't do anything, bad or good. He dropped into a zone a few times. There were running plays away from him. There was a time or 2 where he didn't get anywhere with his pass rush.

To say that he was BY FAR the better player over Houston is a stretch.

I'd say that maybe Sheffield is the more fundamentally sound, scheme sound OLB. But, Houston flashed his jump off the snap and his speed around the edge. His natural gifts are more noticeable.

[ModSocks]

I just watched all of Sheffield's snaps and he looked alright. He didn't do anything that was particularly impressive though.

His best play was a tackle on a running play where he fought off a block and made the tackle for around a 3 yard gain. It was an inside running play, so it wasn't his direct responsibility. It was a good play.

He had one play where I would say he showed decent pass rush ability. It was on the play where it was 3rd and 1 at the 4:44 mark. The RT got his hands on Sheffield, but Sheffield was in the process of fighting him off and ripping around him while running the arc. He still didn't disrupt Freeman though.

The only other play where he's near the QB is on a bootleg, where any OLB worth his salt in the 3-4 would be in the QB's face. Sheffield got chipped by Ernest Graham, who then went out for the pass on the bootleg. Sheffield was running towards Freeman because he was unblocked...and the pass was completed.

There was another play where it looked like Sheffield was running free. It was because he was chipped by the TE, who released into a route, the RT was occupied with another defender, and then Sheffield was thumped on his way to the QB by the RB. Again, no disruption to Freeman, and I would hope that any OLB on the team would have been able to run free unblocked.

On the diving catch by Sammie Stroughter, Sheffield got pushed around the edge, and maybe could have been able to run around to get to the QB, but he slipped.

Freeman snapped the ball and immediately threw a smoke route to the WR because he saw off coverage. The throw was to Sheffield's side, and he could have got his hands up in the passing lane to bat the ball down, but he didn't even get his hands up.

On the other plays, he didn't do anything, bad or good. He dropped into a zone a few times. There were running plays away from him. There was a time or 2 where he didn't get anywhere with his pass rush.

To say that he was BY FAR the better player over Houston is a stretch.

I'd say that maybe Sheffield is the more fundamentally sound, scheme sound OLB. But, Houston flashed his jump off the snap and his speed around the edge. His natural gifts are more noticeable.

Do the same kind of analysis on Houston. Just curious.

[Blick]

Do the same kind of analysis on Houston. Just curious.

SIR YES SIR:D

Play by Play

First play, looked unsure what to do. Got hit by the TE on his release into his route, then rushed, but hesitated. RB stayed in to block. He hesitated a moment when a flat route crossed his face...not sure what his responsibility was.

Running play away from him. Did a good job chasing the play.

Rushed, got chipped by the TE before his release, then the RT picked him up. Wasn't much he could do.

Dropped into zone. Probably did a good job. Josh Johnson was looking that way, held the ball too long, and was sacked.

Running play away from him. Tackle was made for a loss. Didn't need to chase.

3rd and 14 play that was gif'd up. Blew by the tackle, Josh Johnson stepped up in the pocket, but Houston was still able to run around and hit Johnson after he released the ball. Clean hit, not late. Johnson's throw was way off out of bounds.

Bootleg his way, did a good job fighting off blocks from the TE and then a back to help make the tackle on Josh Johnson, who kept the ball.

Passing play, TE stayed in to protect, so he hesitated getting into his drop. Got into a shallow drop. Completion to the other side of the field. Houston showed hustle getting over there and made the tackle.

Passing play, got into his drop fine. Pass completed on the other side of the field.

Passing play, looked like it was man coverage. Houston did a good job pressing the TE, using his hands to re-route the guy, and was on his hip on what looked like a route to the flat or what might have been a developing wheel route. Johnson threw incomplete deep down the other sideline.

Bootleg again. This is the play where Johnson scrambles and almost scores but gets Powend. Houston recognizes the bootleg and immediately takes the TE, Johnson's primary target, out of the play. Johnson saw that and took off running to the inside.

Running play up the middle. Houston got blocked by the tackle, but didn't get driven back. The play was held to a minimal gain.

Another running play up the gut. The RT and TE block down, leaving Houston unblocked. He does a nice job squeezing down the line fighting through trash, and the left guard is late pulling over to get him. Houston did a good job getting underneath the guard and making the tackle with his free shoulder.

Rushed the QB, but didn't have a chance to do anything because Johnson threw a quick slant to the other side.

Rushed the QB. This is the play where we blitz, so Johnson had to get rid of it, and Langford breaks up the pass in the back of the endzone. Houston had a good get off, and he just has good natural lean around the corner and uses his hands well. Houston tried a rip move to the outside, but the RT did a good job in pass protection.

I only watched first half snaps...watching the beginning of the 2nd half now and Sheffield is in at LOLB again, so my first post wasn't complete.

Sheffield did a good job getting into his pass drop and covered his area well. Justin Cole got his sack on this play.

On the next play, Sheffield got a nice rush on a rip move to the outside, but Johnson was able to scramble up the middle.

Sheffield did a decent job at the point of attack on a running play.

He did a nice job in coverage on a TE on a bootleg.

He got blocked on one running play.

On another running play, he kinda drifted into a zone, and then the RB cut back to his side, and he attacked the play, but got blocked. He looked tired.

Ran a blitz and had Sheffield rush inside. Didn't get anywhere.

Came unblocked on a bootleg and got in Johnson's face. Johnson completed the pass.

Sheffield got some pressure when he was unblocked, but Johnson threw that TD pass to the pylon where Washington looked lost.

[Hammock Parties]

Another running play up the gut. The RT and TE block down, leaving Houston unblocked. He does a nice job squeezing down the line fighting through trash, and the left guard is late pulling over to get him. Houston did a good job getting underneath the guard and making the tackle with his free shoulder.

I almost gif'd this up but it was hard to see the action. This was a good play at the LOS.

The best part of his game to me was that he looked completely comfortable playing LB. He was only a LB at Georgia for one year if memory serves.

[ChiefsCountry]

The best part of his game to me was that he looked completely comfortable playing LB. He was only a LB at Georgia for one year if memory serves.

Georgia runs a defense very similar to the Chiefs.

[the Talking Can]

georgia switched to a 3-4 last year, with a Dallas assistant DC as their new DC


Houston took to it much like Hali did here...which is to say, quickly


you can see the innate ability: speed off the line, lean around the corner....he's still raw in a lot of ways but so what...

[Saul Good]

Stealing Houston may have freed us up to take on a project like Bailey. Not sure if that's good or not, but I think we would have gone a different direction than a project pick there if we didn't have Houston.

[Blick]

More Houston...

Did a nice job stringing an outside running play out to the sideline. Kept contain. Turned the play back inside to the pursuit and a tackle for loss was made.

Decent pass rush.

Got blocked and the play went right by him to the inside. Let the guy get into his pads too much. Might have been held, but everybody holds in the NFL.

Draw play, Houston was in pass rush mode around the corner, taking himself out of the play. Run was up the middle though.

Decent pass rush. Got chipped by the TE, delayed his rush, then showed an inside move on the tackle, right before the ball got released. All of his moves had been to the outside until that point.

Did a good job in zone coverage taking over the TE in his area.

Did a good job again in zone as Carpenter got sacked.

Gabe Miller is in now. I think Sheffield and Houston are done.

[SuperChief]

I really have high hopes for Houston. He looked solid in his first NFL outing with limited football conditioning and rep work. It's easy to see the guy's pure athletic talents - hopefully those can continue to translate well at his OLB position.

[BossChief]

I said it during the game thread, but I think I saw a guy in Houston that if he keeps working at it could get 8-10 sacks as a rookie.

Remember who is playing on the other side of him.

I just hope Crennel tweaks his scheme to accommodate for the added pass rush ability this team has...otherwise, its all for not.

[Blick]

I think 8-10 is a little generous, but it wouldn't surprise me.

6-8 would be great too. What did Gilberry have last year? 7? That's about the number I would expect for Houston.

It's going to be hard to get near double digits as strictly a package player. I don't think Houston will start. He's probably only going to be a 3rd down guy in his rookie year.

[SuperChief]

I think 8-10 is a little generous, but it wouldn't surprise me.

6-8 would be great too. What did Gilberry have last year? 7? That's about the number I would expect for Houston.

It's going to be hard to get near double digits as strictly a package player. I don't think Houston will start. He's probably only going to be a 3rd down guy in his rookie year.

I agree with this for the most part. I think he will start playing A LOT more in the second half of the season, though - not just in situational downs, either. This is all dependent upon, of course, him having the right attitude so as not to put him in unfavorable light with the coaches.

[RedThat]

Gotta love it that this team has passrush potential.

Hali, Gilberry, Houston, and I even think Bailey will be getting to the QB as well.