****Royals vs Rays 8/10****

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Another rookie debut today...


Let's get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyton75]

I'm glad they are giving these guys a chance to get their feet wet.. just hope we start seeing positives

[Bambi]

Lets get this one!

[stonedstooge]

How far will the Royals extend their number of scoreless innings? Sits at 17 right now

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Tebow's got that Mike Tyson lisp going on

[stonedstooge]

18

[milkman]

Game over.

[Sure-Oz]

Rany doesn;t like that perez is up

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Perez got Aviles' number

Big shoes to fill ROFL

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Pretty weird/cool that our entire infield is now made up of "the future" guys, even catcher now. There's a lot of inexperience on that field but it's exciting to see it start.

If these guys all work out and stay together it's kind of cool that they basically have all started together/at the same time too. Hopefully down the road a bit we'll be able to look back on right now when it all started... even though there's more help to come.

[Sure-Oz]

That throw made me jizz in my pants

[DeezNutz]

I'm going to like watching this kid catch. He actually blocks, and that throw was fucking beautiful.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Pretty weird/cool that our entire infield is now made up of "the future" guys, even catcher now. There's a lot of inexperience on that field but it's exciting to see it start.

If these guys all work out and stay together it's kind of cool that they basically have all started together/at the same time too. Hopefully down the road a bit we'll be able to look back on right now when it all started... even though there's more help to come.


Who the fuck is this? Get outta my thread n00b, you're almost as bad as that noonan asshole

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Who the **** is this? Get outta my thread n00b, you're almost as bad as that noonan asshole

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:p

Heh blame DaFace.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Damn I wish I could watch tonights game.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Sad day, Ryan?

Really?



Pick up your nice ass and get to steppin Davies

[stonedstooge]

Daviess was released?

[milkman]

Daviess was released?

Didn't you see the dancing in the streets?

[stonedstooge]

Didn't you see the dancing in the streets?

Nope. Thought they had put him on DL?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Daviess was released?

To make room for Perez, yes

PBJ

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nope. Thought they had put him on DL?

They did, now he's both injured and GONE!

did I mention....

PBJ PBJ

[milkman]

BUST!

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Dammit Hosmer


Epic bust

[DeezNutz]

Perez plays the position with the greatest impact, Joel?

Damn you're fucking clueless. Absolutely fucking clueless.

[stonedstooge]

I guess the future is now for the Royals, aside from starting pitching

[milkman]

Frank White has never seen "A Christmas Story".

[stonedstooge]

Royals are reborn just as beer me is reborn. Coincidence?

[Sure-Oz]

Frank White has never seen "A Christmas Story".

"we all have different flavors"

wtf does that mean frank? im fucking a dirty towlhead and have seen it 50x

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Royals are reborn just as beer me is reborn. Coincidence?

The stars are aligning... all our dreams will soon be coming true

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Who hasn't seen A Christmas Story?


Fucking Communists, that's who



*Eyes on you Frank*

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

The stars are aligning... all your base are belong to us


FYP

[Arsonist]

Hope our offense decides to show up tonight. The last few days has been pathetic.

[Mr. Laz]

WTF ... why did they hold escobar at 3rd?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

FYP

By "fixed" do you mean it no longer makes any sense?

:D

[Mr. Laz]

gawd dam 3rd base coach :cuss:

[Arsonist]

WTF ... why did they hold escobar at 3rd?

Who knows that was a horrible call

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Fuck

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Paulino's got it goin on

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Nice Frenchy

[stonedstooge]

Go Johnny Go Go

[milkman]

That should be a double with an error.

[Bambi]

Gia!

[stonedstooge]

That should be a double with an error.

Wish they called errors like they should be called and were called back in the day

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

2-0

[Sure-Oz]

Nice job Salvador

[Bambi]

I like these guys. Everyone in the batting order is actually interesting.

[Mr. Laz]

if these young guys continue to develop we might have something.


we MUST go hard after starting pitcher in the offseason though.

[Bambi]

if these young guys continue to develop we might have something.


we MUST go hard after starting pitcher in the offseason though.

one year, just one goddamn'd year

[stonedstooge]

Moose looks like he could use a tune up

[Sure-Oz]

Moose hasn't shown anything, i'd think out of all of our hitting prospects he could be the biggest bust.

Hopefully NOT

[Bambi]

Moose hasn't shown anything, i'd think out of all of our hitting prospects he could be the biggest bust.

Hopefully NOT

Well there's bound to be a few busts.

But he is super young... Looks like he belongs in junior high school out there

[petegz28]

SHOT!!!!

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

THAT

WAS


SWEET

[Sure-Oz]

RAPE!

[Mr. Laz]

from his knees he guns the guy down at 1st base

:clap:

[petegz28]

WTF did this Perez guy come from? Was he in our system?

[stonedstooge]

Royals are loaded with gunners

[Al Bundy]

Benito Santiago. 1989.

[Mr. Laz]

WTF did this Perez guy come from? Was he in our system?yep

[milkman]

I'm not sure that I've ever seen a catcher with the kind of rocket arm that Perez is showing.

There was a catcher with the Padres a few years ago, whose name escapes me, that comes close.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

WTF did this Perez guy come from? Was he in our system?


Huge Latin America Spending


#WINNING

[milkman]

Benito Santiago. 1989.

That's who I was thinking of.

[Sure-Oz]

Perez is already showing leadership like a vet behind the plate

[Mr. Laz]

WTF did this Perez guy come from? Was he in our system?
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/08/10/3069043/royals-make-it-clear-perez-is.html

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=perez-001sal

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

ESCO-BEAST

[Bowser]

ESCOWINNING

[petegz28]

I told you guys that Escobar's bat would come around. It's nice to see his initial hot streak wasn't a flas in the pan and he is really starting to be legit at the plate and not an automatic out.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Melky's one ripped motherfucker for a little guy

[petegz28]

The way this team is lining up I am not sure I change much next year except pitching. I think the other 8 we are running out there every night are getting it done. I like this Giavotella. Kid is a fucking baller and reminds me a lot of myself when I played ball. Smaller kid, played 2nd and has a line drive bat and good glove. I think he will mesh well with Escobar at SS.

[Sure-Oz]

I remember when melky was fat

[milkman]

The way this team is lining up I am not sure I change much next year except pitching. I think the other 8 we are running out there every night are getting it done. I like this Giavotella. Kid is a ****ing baller and reminds me a lot of myself when I played ball. Smaller kid, played 2nd and has a line drive bat and good glove. I think he will mesh well with Escobar at SS.

LMAO

[CaliforniaChief]

The way this team is lining up I am not sure I change much next year except pitching. I think the other 8 we are running out there every night are getting it done. I like this Giavotella. Kid is a fucking baller and reminds me a lot of myself when I played ball. Smaller kid, played 2nd and has a line drive bat and good glove. I think he will mesh well with Escobar at SS.

Oh dear God. We were just starting to like him, Pete!!!:p

[Captain Obvious]

LMAO

This.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

All twelve fans rioting for that ball

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

LMAO

I'm glad you did it.

[Sure-Oz]

What is Evan Longorias music?

[petegz28]

Oh dear God. We were just starting to like him, Pete!!!:p

I'm just saying he reminds me of how I played is all. Plus he is Italian....what's not to like? I was damn good at baseball, if I say so myself and played a mean 2nd base.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I remember when melky was fat

and Frenchy

[stonedstooge]

and Frenchy

And Country Buffet. Oh wait....

[CaliforniaChief]

I like Billy Butler. He reminds me of how I played softball Sunday night after pwning the Hometown Buffet and being rolled onto the field with a forklift.

:D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

And Country Buffet. Oh wait....

He shoots, he scoooores

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I like Billy Butler. He reminds me of how I played softball Sunday night after pwning the Hometown Buffet and being rolled onto the field with a forklift.

:D

LMAO

[milkman]

As long as we're drawing comparisons, I'll do a realistic one.

Mike Aviles reminds of me.

Can't field, can't hit.

[stonedstooge]

As long as we're drawing comparisons, I'll do a realistic one.

Mike Aviles reminds of me.

Can't field, can't hit.

Who did you emulate when you were a kid Milk? I was Gibby when I pitched and Hammerin' Hank when I was at the plate.

[Wyatt Earp]

What is Evan Longorias music?

Tantric - Down And Out

[Mr. Laz]

quick hook on Paulino

maybe they are trying to lower his pitch count after some long outings earlier this year.

Looking to keep him long term?

[CaliforniaChief]

As long as we're drawing comparisons, I'll do a realistic one.

Mike Aviles reminds of me.

Can't field, can't hit.

Well played.

David Howard reminds Kurt Cobain of his mom. Couldn't even get to first base.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

quick hook on Paulino

maybe they are trying to lower his pitch count after some long outings earlier this year.

Looking to keep him long term?

I would hope since he's been one of the rare bright spots.

[Bowser]

Nice throw, Melks.

[milkman]

Who did you emulate when you were a kid Milk? I was Gibby when I pitched and Hammerin' Hank when I was at the plate.

I wasn't a big fan of baseball as a kid when the As were in town, and the Cardinals were the other team that got a lot of local coverage.

I didn't really get into baseball until the Royals came into existence.

Ddin't really emulate anyone.

[Mr. Laz]

melky's throws have been offline all night and the Rays took a chance.

[stonedstooge]

I wasn't a big fan of baseball as a kid when the As were in town, and the Cardinals were the other team that got a lot of local coverage.

I didn't really get into baseball until the Royals came into existence.

Ddin't really emulate anyone.

Right fielder huh

[milkman]

Nice throw, Melks.

Frank White makes a good point.

Your legs are important to throwing (unless you're Salvador Perez).

[JoeyChuckles]

Everyone name the most obscure Royals regular you can think of from the past 20 years.

Hipolito Pichardo

[CaliforniaChief]

Everyone name the most obscure Royals regular you can think of from the past 20 years.

Hipolito Pichardo

Luis DeLos Santos.

[milkman]

Right fielder huh

And I was the worst RFer in the history of little league.

I was a pretty fair athlete.

Football, hoops, Tennis.

But I was a terrible baseball player, and terrible is understating how bad I was.

[Bowser]

Everyone name the most obscure Royals regular you can think of from the past 20 years.

Hipolito Pichardo

Chuck Knoblauch.

[Bowser]

Frank White makes a good point.

Your legs are important to throwing (unless you're Salvador Perez).

On the replay they showed, Melky looked a bit gimpy coming into second on the double he hit.

[JoeyChuckles]

Chuck Knoblauch.

Totally forgot about him. Good one.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Everyone name the most obscure Royals regular you can think of from the past 20 years.

Hipolito Pichardo

Oh I like this game.

Tim Belcher

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Luis DeLos Santos.

You're on tonight

[JoeyChuckles]

Can I do seconds?

Rusty Meacham

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Can I do seconds?

Rusty Meacham

Hell do 12ths... and good one

[milkman]

Tom Poquette.

Oh wait, that was more than 20 years ago, and he wasn't obscure.

[Bowser]

Can I do seconds?

Rusty Meacham

What was the name of the pitcher we called up from AA to pitch at Yankees Stadium, only to be banished immediately afterward, never to be heard from again?

[stonedstooge]

Was it J J J immmm EEEEEEEisenrich?

[Great Expectations]

Thad Bosley

[JoeyChuckles]

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/keith_lockhart_autograph.jpg

And I'm out.

[milkman]

I hope Tim Collins makes this list someday.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Oh I like this game.

Tim Belcher



Hubie Brooks


I win

[JoeyChuckles]

Hubie Brooks


I win

I have no idea who that is, and I grew up on 1990's Royals baseball.

[CaliforniaChief]

Ricky Bones
Gookie Dawkins
Elmer Dessens
Yamil Benitez
Jaime Bluma
Terry Shumpert

[Bowser]

Juan. Freaking. Gonzalez.

[CaliforniaChief]

Carlos Febles
Phil Hiatt
Mike Kingery
Tug Hulett

[CaliforniaChief]

Jerry Don Gleaton

[Demonpenz]

Hal Morris, Kirk Gibson, Kieth Miller, Kevin Mcreynolds. Storm Davis

[JoeyChuckles]

Kit Pellow.

Here kitty kitty.

[milkman]

We are getting a strong list of who's who of who sucks.

[CaliforniaChief]

Harvey Pulliam

[Demonpenz]

Greg Gagne, Rondell White, Aaron Guiel, Shane Costa

[Bowser]

We are getting a strong list of who's who of who sucks.

Welcome to the Royals.

[CaliforniaChief]

Melido Perez

[Brianfo]

Kurt Stillwell
Gary Thurman
Rey Sanchez
Jose Lind

[duncan_idaho]

Bip Roberts

[CaliforniaChief]

Glendon Rusch

Glendon :facepalm:

[JoeyChuckles]

These names are making me laugh hysterically. Not sure if that is sad as a "State of the Franchise" type thing.

[CaliforniaChief]

Joe Vitiello

[JoeyChuckles]

Bip Roberts

Winner.

Hadn't heard that name in 10 years.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I have no idea who that is, and I grew up on 1990's Royals baseball.


Hal McRae's automatic pinch hitter in '92-'93

[CaliforniaChief]

Matt Whisenant

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Roscoe Crosby

[CaliforniaChief]

Brad Voyles

[CaliforniaChief]

Orber Moreno

[Bowser]

Ok, that's enough, you fucks. I don't need all this past shit infecting the young kids that are playing and producing today.

[Brianfo]

Greg Gagne
Dean Palmer

[CaliforniaChief]

Jorge Fabregas.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Kevin McReynolds, Keith Miller, Gregg Jeffries


:facepalm:

[CaliforniaChief]

Ok, I'm done.

Ricky Bottalico
Chris Codiroli

Ok, now I'm done.

[Brianfo]

Felix Jose

[DeezNutz]

The way this team is lining up I am not sure I change much next year except pitching. I think the other 8 we are running out there every night are getting it done. I like this Giavotella. Kid is a ****ing baller and reminds me a lot of myself when I played ball. Smaller kid, played 2nd and has a line drive bat and good glove. I think he will mesh well with Escobar at SS.

Huh. I haven't seen him bitch at one umpire...

[Demonpenz]

Ron Gants motorcycle, Ron Karkavice, Willie Mcgee

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Sal Fasano

[JoeyChuckles]

Rookie of the year 1994.

Bob Hamelin

[CaliforniaChief]

Huh. I haven't seen him bitch at one umpire...

LMAO

[Demonpenz]

Chris Sabo, Bo Diaz and the sattilite dish that fell on his head and killed him.

[milkman]

One thing you really have to like about Escobar at the plate is that he makes picthers work more than about any player in the batting order.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Michael Tucker


Our great black hope in the early '90s

[Demonpenz]

Brian andersonsssss x2

[Bowser]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY? DO I NEED TO PULL THIS CAR OVER??

[stonedstooge]

Nice job Escobar

[JoeyChuckles]

I think we have now exorcised the demons.

Time for some winning.

[Demonpenz]

Michael Tucker


Our great black hope in the early '90s

2 tours of duty with the royals. He was a redass surly guy

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Colt Griffin

[Demonpenz]

JP howell

[Demonpenz]

Donte Bechette

[Brianfo]

Chris Getz FTW

[JoeyChuckles]

Donte Bechette

Where are you pulling these?

Hilarious.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

2 tours of duty with the royals. He was a redass surly guy


He was the pillar of consistancy

He hit .250-ish with 12-14 home runs every season

[luv]

Holy cow! I found the Royals game down here.

[JoeyChuckles]

All that talk and I missed the kids first big league hit?

[stonedstooge]

OK Kansas City. Bust this game open right here

[Bowser]

Holy cow! I found the Royals game down here.

Cardinals must have the night off.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Brent Mayne

[Demonpenz]

Where are you pulling these?

Hilarious.

out of my head. ugh. I watched so much baseball as a youth, Braves and Royals.

Dale Murphy, Ozzie Virgil, JEFF BLAUSER, Mark Lemkee, Derrick Liliquest, Zane Smith, Otis Nixton, Andy Van Slyke, Andress Galaragga, Steve Avery.

[JoeyChuckles]

Put the cows out to pasture cause the Melkman's comin' home.

[Great Expectations]

Bill Pecota

[Demonpenz]

I once saw Jim Abbot rub his nub on some chicks clit at Sambos

[Great Expectations]

Pat Tabler

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

out of my head. ugh. I watched so much baseball as a youth, Braves and Royals.

Dale Murphy, Ozzie Virgil, JEFF BLAUSER, Mark Lemkee, Derrick Liliquest, Zane Smith, Otis Nixton, Andy Van Slyke, Andress Galaragga, Steve Avery.

Blah, 5 aces SI cover

Maddux, Glavine, Avery, Smoltz, Millwood

[stonedstooge]

I once saw Jim Abbot rub his nub on some chicks clit at Sambos

JFCROFL

[luv]

Cardinals must have the night off.

Nope. This isn't one of the main sports channels down here. Cards are on FS Midwest station here. This channel doesn't even say what station it is up in the corner when I flip to it.

[Bowser]

I once saw Jim Abbot rub his nub on some chicks clit at Sambos

LMAO

[Demonpenz]

The human bobble head Brett Butler, Will The thrill clark, Kevin BareHand mitchell, Dave Cobra Parker, Starwman Darrel Cocaine Strawberry, Matt Williams, Rod Beck,

[luv]

WTF did you swing for?

[JoeyChuckles]

Bilbo Baggins, out again.

[Demonpenz]

Ernie Witt, Tom Henke, Dave Stieb

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Mike Balboni (only ultimate die-hards will get this)

[stonedstooge]

Mike Balboni (only ultimate die-hards will get this)

Bye Bye

[Demonpenz]

remember when Rey Sanchez got a haircut midgame? Neffi Perez refused to go into the game. Mark Quinn went 400 At bats without a walk and when he walked the K set off the fire works.

[Demonpenz]

Rob Deer, Pete Incavillia

[stonedstooge]

Mike Balboni (only ultimate die-hards will get this)

Back at ya with Al Hrabosky

[Demonpenz]

I remember when someone asked Al Hrabosky if his name was Romanian (when his nickname is mad hungarian)

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Bye Bye


Steve Balboni in the minors in '95-ish gave his huge 36 ounce bat mistakenly labeled "Mike Balboni" to Chico Lind

Chico hit 3 home runs that year


How I remember that is a mystery even to me

[Demonpenz]

I remember when Marty Cordova missed 4 games for being sunburned in a tanning bed, I remember when Glen Allen Hill had dreams about spiders and crashed through his coffee table

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Can you get an All-Star game win and be considered obscure? You can if you played for the Royals.

Jose Rosado

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I remember when Marty Cordova missed 4 games for being sunburned in a tanning bed, I remember when Glen Allen Hill had dreams about spiders and crashed through his coffee table

But you remember the Shawon-o-meter?


http://theoutfieldivy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Shawon-O-Meter.gif

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

And since we're now naming players who weren't even Royals.... Bill Naharodney, Indians catcher.

[Bowser]

You people are masochists.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You people are masochists.

Ummmm.... duh...... Royals fans....

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Jeremy Affeldt

[Demonpenz]

Shawn Dunston Reference?

[Demonpenz]

Paul Byrd

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Jeremy Affeldt

Still pitching for SF

[Demonpenz]

ok there was a commercial "Meet Frank White in person" wow that would have sucked if you got to the ball park and it was "Meet Frank White via Twitter"

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Shawn Dunston Reference?


Damn straight



Tuffy Rhodes

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I remember when Marty Cordova missed 4 games for being sunburned in a tanning bed, I remember when Glen Allen Hill had dreams about spiders and crashed through his coffee table

Onix Concepcion

I remember when a club official asked Onix when he came up if he pronounced his name "Onix (long O) or Onix (short O). His answer was "Yes."

[Demonpenz]

Brian Hunter. Greg Olsen, Ben Mcdonald

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Brian Hunter. Greg Olsen, Ben Mcdonald


Mark McLemore

[Demonpenz]

Cecil Fielder, Sweet Lou Whitaker, Allen Trammel, Travis Fryman, Heathcliff Slocumb

[Demonpenz]

Mark McLemore

good name

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Cecil Fielder, Sweet Lou Whitaker, Allen Trammel, Travis Fryman, Heathcliff Slocumb

Mickey Tettleton

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Who was the Royals OFer who climbed the wall trying to steal a home run... only to have the ball land on the warning track?

[Demonpenz]

Remember when Colorado played in mile high stadium. that was a joke. Yankees played in shea for awhile.

[Demonpenz]

Mickey Tettleton

I used to do a good tettleton hitting

[Demonpenz]

Devon White

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Who was the Royals OFer who climbed the wall trying to steal a home run... only to have the ball land on the warning track?


Ken Harvey :)

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Devon White


Ed Sprague

[Demonpenz]

Danny Tartabull

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Devon White

Rondell White

Chili Davis

[stonedstooge]

Who was the Royals OFer who climbed the wall trying to steal a home run... only to have the ball land on the warning track?

Bo Jackson did that at a game I was at way back when. I was in the first row of left field GA and could have grabbed his glove away from him. The ball hit on the wall about half way up

[Demonpenz]

Candy Madanado, Tom Cotton Candiatii

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Ken Harvey :)

good times....

[Demonpenz]

Bo Jackson did that at a game I was at way back when. I was in the first row of left field GA and could have grabbed his glove away from him. The ball hit on the wall about half way up

Kerry Robinson

[Demonpenz]

Mark Langston

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Bo Jackson did that at a game I was at way back when. I was in the first row of left field GA and could have grabbed his glove away from him. The ball hit on the wall about half way up

LMAO

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Rondell White

Chili Davis

Moises Alou

[Demonpenz]

Wally Joyner, Paul Asenmacher

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Biff Pocoroba

[Demonpenz]

Phil Planteer. Kevin Moss

[Demonpenz]

Lou Bega

[stonedstooge]

Bill "Spaceman" Lee

[Demonpenz]

Todd Rudgrenn

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Pete LaCock

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Wally Joyner, Paul Asenmacher

Tom Goodwin

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Todd Rudgrenn

LMAO

Saw him in concert

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Lou Bega

Mambo #5

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Our other great black hope signing in the early '90s


Eric Davis

[Demonpenz]

this catcher can ball

[DeezNutz]

LMAO.

Who is this n00b with balls, demonstrating leadership?

[Coach]

Gunned his ass down.

[stonedstooge]

Perez looks like he has some defensive skills. Damn

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I'm getting gay for Perez

[Sure-Oz]

Good god perez

[Demonpenz]

Big Country big Country

[luv]

Nice job.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Come on Royals don't blow this. Sorry game related post.

[DeezNutz]

If this game is an accurate microcosm, the Royals have just found their new team captain, and I'm going to owe STL Joel an apology.

[stonedstooge]

If this game is an accurate microcosm, the Royals have just found their new team captain, and I'm going to owe STL Joel an apology.

If he can learn Engrish

[Coach]

Sit your ass down.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Perez looks like he has some defensive skills. DamnThat has never been in question.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Early nickname for consideration..... Salvador fucking Perez!

[Demonpenz]

Bel Biv devoe do me

[DeezNutz]

If he can learn Engrish

I'd rather fire Joel than wait for him to learn English.

[Sure-Oz]

Who is this Perez guy fucking showing he's the man on the 1st day

[DeezNutz]

Pudge-like to see a catcher influence a game like Sal fucking Perez has tonight.

[DeezNutz]

I have so much man love for Perez and Hosmer right now, it's fucking stupid.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have so much man love for Perez and Hosmer right now, it's ****ing stupid.

I'll add Escobar to that and obligatorily post the jizz in my pants vid link

[Coach]

Not a bad AB, considering he was in the 0-2 hole. Damn, Warning Track Power!

[DeezNutz]

Not a bad AB, considering he was in the 0-2 hole. Damn, Warning Track Power!

Poor man's John Buck?

[Mr. Laz]

going to need the mexicutioner tonight