You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when...

[luv]

I'm thinking this has been done before, but oh well. Deal with it.

Anyway...

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when _________________.

Fill in the blank.

[allen_kcCard]

you mention antifreeze more than 5 times in one hour.

[Stewie]

You have 8000+ posts and remember maybe 50.

[DJ's left nut]

When you turn to your significant other post-coitus and say "Rep".

[ModSocks]

When you say "Laugh Out Loud" instead of actually laughing out loud.

[blaise]

You've made around 500 posts.

[Dartgod]

You miss the days of Packfan, Taco John and jalepeno cheese balls.

[Buck]

you wonder while pooping if anything interesting will happen so you can start a thread about it.

[Bewbies]

You remember when Dane wasn't a pedophile?

[Dayze]

when you use the phrase "die in an AIDS tree" in real life conversation.

when some low level co-worker, comes up big with an idea or execution etc and you yell "KEEP ****ING DOUBTING _________"!

When you constantly play the "Would You?" game in real life.

[seclark]

come home form suregey and logoninstea d of goingb to bed. iim' asoo o fickiitg
sec

[big nasty kcnut]

When you look at a new co worker and think n00bs.

[Stinger]

Kids leave for school and all you can think of is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

[CaliforniaChief]

When you turn to your significant other post-coitus and say "Rep".

LMAO

[pr_capone]

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when you have been around for at least one of Skip's house fires.

[kcxiv]

got this shit from facebook. lol

[DTLB58]

You can name more CP'ers than your own relatives.

[Hammock Parties]

You say "that needs to be gif'd up" during a game.

[Carlota69]

You remember the Chiefsplanet meltdown when Grbac (Grplunk) took over for Gannon...

[loochy]

...when you start telling a story (in real life) about something that happened to someone from this board

[Dayze]

...when you start telling a story (in real life) about something that happened to someone from this board

:D I've done that so many times. Most notably the "Wendy Meets a Draftabulator" thread..

[Stewie]

You remember the Chiefsplanet meltdown when Grbac (Grplunk) took over for Gannon...

I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

[CaliforniaChief]

...when CP is the first place you turn for legal, marital, parental, medical, interpersonal, end-of-life issues.

[Carlota69]

I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

Oh, Im pretty sure it did. It was the end of the world around here--and rightfully so.

[Stewie]

Oh, Im pretty sure it did. It was the end of the world around here--and rightfully so.

Gannon last played for the Chiefs in '98.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

you have bookmarks to certain threads in the pictures forum.

[luv]

...when you start telling a story (in real life) about something that happened to someone from this board, even use their user name when telling it, and the person you're talking to looks at you like WTF.
FYP

[Predarat]

You see pics of gals and automaticly think, she is a candidtate for (type) pic thread!

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

When you look forward to reading Knowmo's daily posts.

[Carlota69]

Gannon last played for the Chiefs in '98.

I know. I remember that hell that was marty replacing Gannon with Elvis...maybe Im thinking moee of the Grbac meltdowns this board had when he was here...and Gannon killing us in oakland--but I didtinctly remember the early days of the board freaking out over grplunk.

[luv]

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when the people you tailgate with no longer look at people weird whenever people walk up asking for "luv".

[Fire Me Boy!]

... you actually wash your legs because of something you read here.

[ChiTown]

When you turn to your significant other post-coitus and say "Rep".

ROFL

/Thread Over

[Dayze]

Carlota - did you used to be on the radio in Fresno? KRZR, I think?


sorry to thread jack; your name sounds familar etc.

[Carlota69]

Carlota - did you used to be on the radio in Fresno? KRZR, I think?


sorry to thread jack; your name sounds familar etc.

Yes sir--thats me.

[KCUnited]

You throw your shoulder out trying to hit your buddy on a 75 yard seam route.

[Rooster]

When you have to fight to keep your inner McCloud from coming out.

[Fire Me Boy!]

When you have to fight to keep your inner McCloud from coming out.

I just usually wipe when my inner McClouds come out.

[Earthling]

....when some of the regular posters on here now were only 6 or so when you started posting yourself. :D

[Frosty]

I know. I remember that hell that was marty replacing Gannon with Elvis...maybe Im thinking moee of the Grbac meltdowns this board had when he was here...and Gannon killing us in oakland--but I didtinctly remember the early days of the board freaking out over grplunk.

Yeah, no kidding. It was almost as bad as when Carl drafted Blackledge.

[Frankie]

I'm thinking this has been done before, but oh well. Deal with it.

Anyway...

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when _________________.

Fill in the blank.

When your initial urge is to reply "Repost."

[eazyb81]

Your coworker screws up in a presentation and you scream out "NUTHOOKS"!!!

[4th and Long]

When you hijack a thread for no apparent reason.
Carlota - did you used to be on the radio in Fresno? KRZR, I think?


sorry to thread jack; your name sounds familar etc.
Yes sir--thats me.

[luv]

....you think of this place when you see any Gatorade commercial.

[Rooster]

....you think of this place when you see any Gatorade commercial.

Well maybe you do....... :D

[Molitoth]

Kids leave for school and all you can think of is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Reerun_KC]

http://dirtdiggler2823.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/fake-white-gangsta.jpg

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when you see guys like this and think "the draftabulators"....

[Dayze]

Yes sir--thats me.

I thought your name sounded familiar ;). I was in Lemoore from 97-00.
really enjoyed listening to that station. Brad Giese(sp?), Jen Lipp, one other guy from the morning show; I remember your name (forget when you were on etc), and then the afternoon show called the Meatshop.

loved the Chuck Heston Mini-Disasater Theater thing they used to do on the morning show.


thread jack over. :D

[Carlota69]

Yeah, no kidding. It was almost as bad as when Carl drafted Blackledge.
yeah yeah--Im clealry meshing this board and the old KC Star board together--eat a dicko:-)

[4th and Long]

When you want to pick a fight with a chick, about 20 posts in.
You remember the Chiefsplanet meltdown when Grbac (Grplunk) took over for Gannon...
I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.
Oh, Im pretty sure it did. It was the end of the world around here--and rightfully so.
Gannon last played for the Chiefs in '98.
I know. I remember that hell that was marty replacing Gannon with Elvis...maybe Im thinking moee of the Grbac meltdowns this board had when he was here...and Gannon killing us in oakland--but I didtinctly remember the early days of the board freaking out over grplunk.

[Dayze]

When you hijack a thread for no apparent reason.

:thumb:

no idea why I did it...lol. I just saw the name Carlota for some damn reason it sounded familiar to me after 12 years etc.

[Carlota69]

I thought your name sounded familiar ;). I was in Lemoore from 97-00.
really enjoyed listening to that station. Brad Giese(sp?), Jen Lipp, one other guy from the morning show; I remember your name (forget when you were on etc), and then the afternoon show called the Meatshop.

loved the Chuck Heston Mini-Disasater Theater thing they used to do on the morning show.


thread jack over. :D

Almost over: I still do a show in Fresno and Lipp is on that station..cool chick.

[luv]

...you see something you think is gay and think "NTTAWWT".

[4th and Long]

....you think of this place when you see any Gatorade commercial.
When you can finally make fun of yourself.

[007]

Don't know. I haven't posted too long yet.

[4th and Long]

eat a dicko:-)
You knee jerk type that. LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

The secretary goes to the copying machine and you shout Print Em every damn time.

[Carlota69]

You knee jerk type that. LMAO

NO, it was a well thought out statement.;)

[4th and Long]

NO, it was a well thought out statement.;)
:LOL:
Yeah, ... you've been here too long. LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You here about a potential new hiring and think the Deal is Done.

Start your office memos with OK Gang...

[The Franchise]

Whenever a friend of yours posts something on Facebook that you've already seen......and you scream REPOST!

[luv]

....half of the derogatory statements you know (or use) came from things you read on here.

[luv]

Whenever a friend of yours posts something on Facebook that you've already seen......and you scream REPOST!

LIKE

[Carlota69]

:LOL:
Yeah, ... you've been here too long. LMAO

When you cant tell the difference between the old board and this one--yeah Ive been here a minute--wayy before my avatar says...I remember this is where I found out about Sept 11th..And I had been here for awhile at that point.....yeesh

[luv]

....you read something really cool on the internet and think, "I wonder if that's been posted on the Planet yet."

[Fire Me Boy!]

You here about a potential new hiring and think the Deal is Done.

Start your office memos with OK Gang...

I've done that. Inside jokes that no one gets are the best!!

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

....when your daughter starts posting at a rate of 10,000 posts per year.

[alpha_omega]

...you see something you think is gay ....

Isn't that "ghey" according to the lexicon?

[Renegade]

When you can't decide what's for dinner or what to wear without creating a poll first, making it single elimination.

[luv]

....when your daughter starts posting at a rate of 10,000 posts per year.

I really wish I knew who you were before Lemon Pie.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I really wish I knew who you were before Lemon Pie.

Chiefzilla.... Not 1501.

I posted even less under that user

[loochy]

When you see a thunderstorm on the radar and think of teedubya.

[Fire Me Boy!]

... you tell someone in person they're "and" idiot. And even though there's no pronunciation difference, you know in your head you said "your" instead of "you're".

[luv]

... you tell someone in person they're "and" idiot. And even though there's no pronunciation difference, you know in your head you said "your" instead of "you're".

Actually, there is a pronunciation difference. Or maybe that's just me.

[vailpass]

come home form suregey and logoninstea d of goingb to bed. iim' asoo o fickiitg
sec

Hope you get to feeling better SEC

[seclark]

Hope you get to feeling better SEC

thanks...that looks pretty stupid now that i'm starting to come down a little. feel like my head's been put through a meat grinder.
sec

[stevieray]

..when your oldest daughter graduates and you realize she was 7 when you joined the planet...

[Frankie]

When your initial urge is to reply "Repost."

Whenever a friend of yours posts something on Facebook that you've already seen......and you scream REPOST!

REPOST!!!!!....

[Spott]

When you tell someone to eat a bag of dicks, get AIDS and die in a fire.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

When half the responses to your posts are "who'd you used to be?" and then half your rep comments turn to "holy shit you're still alive!"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

When you start responding to someone in real life with "obligatory (something-something)."

Yes I've done it.

[munkey]

51,265 posts?!?! Really? You fucking live here..WOW

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

. . . you remember helping Kyle turn on the lights on this place. :thumb:

[Gonzo]

Heh...
Lumpy got home last night and I was getting out of the shower. She took one look at me and said, "I would the whole thing."

T'was awesome.
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[KurtCobain]

When you start hunting down CPers one by one to give bro hugs.

[Raiderhater]

If you remember the mysterious disappearance of Mr. Blond.

[cdcox]

You posted on the same bulletin board in your 30's, 40's, and 50's ("goal" to be accomplished later this week).

What do I win?

[durtyrute]

When you look at your avi and see that you signed up 10 years ago

[Bugeater]

You posted on the same bulletin board in your 30's, 40's, and 50's ("goal" to be accomplished later this week).

What do I win?
http://nwhealthsafety.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/basic-walker.jpg

[DaFace]

...you find yourself having to constantly explain the source of some random discussion topic to your family members. Who then roll their eyes and laugh at you. Lovingly.

[cdcox]

http://nwhealthsafety.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/basic-walker.jpg

Get off my lawn!!! :skip:

[luv]

Heh...
Lumpy got home last night and I was getting out of the shower. She took one look at me and said, "I would the whole thing."

T'was awesome.
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Awwww.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when you think all people are bitter assholes just because most of the people on this board are.

[DJ's left nut]

You posted on the same bulletin board in your 30's, 40's, and 50's ("goal" to be accomplished later this week).

What do I win?

Uh....the thread?

[listopencil]

...you find yourself having to constantly explain the source of some random discussion topic to your family members. Who then roll their eyes and laugh at you. Lovingly.

Oh shit...I've been coming here too long.

[aturnis]

When friend/co-worker/significant other tells you the same story for the 2nd, 3rd or millionth time and in your head you scream "REPOST"!

[DonTellMeShowMe]

when you read through this entire thread

[Rausch]

yeah yeah--Im clealry meshing this board and the old KC Star board together--eat a dicko:-)

It happens.

Many of the usual suspects crossed over.

[Dartgod]

You posted on the same bulletin board in your 30's, 40's, and 50's ("goal" to be accomplished later this week).

What do I win?
That's me!

I was 39 when this board was created.

[Dartgod]

You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when...


You posted "DAMMIT, CARL!! :cuss: " when Carl Peterson drafted Todd Blackledge.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

When you've seen more than one "You know you've posted on ChiefsPlanet for too long when..." thread.

[kindra68]

when you use the phrase "die in an AIDS tree" in real life conversation.


this
I knew when I was in a store with my new (at the time) boyfriend and he said, “hey that chick is waving at you”, I looked up and said “gawd I hate that bitch, I hope she walks into a burning AIDS tree and dies”

[luv]

....you have a thread get to 100 posts and feel a sense of accomplishment.

[notorious]

I told my friend to get fucked by an AIDs tree trunk.

He looked back at me in disbelief.

[KCUnited]

You're out to dinner with the family and you remind your kids to make sure their forks don't smell like ass before they dig in.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

When one of your young girls introduces you to the new boy that moved into the culdesac over the summer as Claythan. You realize that you just told the 8 yr old to "get the f*** away from my daughter, freak".

[WilliamTheIrish]

When you know the definition of "disgerent".

[vailpass]

When you know the difference between a hawaiian boy, a dienberg and an engineer from doodah-lite.

[Bearcat]

...when you find your old tommykat decoder ring behind the washer. It must be the same feeling a cyclist would have finding his first set of training wheels years later.... seeing some n00b post 'wtf did he just say' in a nut thread and thinking, wow, that used to be me.

[Dartgod]

...when you find your old tommykat decoder ring behind the washer. It must be the same feeling a cyclist would have finding his first set of training wheels years later.... seeing some n00b post 'wtf did he just say' in a nut thread and thinking, wow, that used to be me.

You know the meaning behind the phrases, "FOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHIT!!!!!!", "HHHHOOOOOOOOOCKKKKK!" and "I admit, it's a combover".

[Holladay]

When you remeber the epic threads of SportsWax and KC Johnny from the other board and only have 200 some odd posts:(

[vailpass]

When you can remember where you were when you heard 'Delt and Katipan were no longer making the beast with two backs.

[kysirsoze]

...you find yourself having to constantly explain the source of some random discussion topic to your family members. Who then roll their eyes and laugh at you. Lovingly.

For real, this. I often start a story and realize once I've started that it came from here. My closest friends have just come to expect it.

[vailpass]

When you remeber the epic threads of SportsWax and KC Johnny from the other board and only have 200 some odd posts:(

Hah, good call.
Gat damn man, I've heard of lurkers but you are the lurkiest.

[Okie_Apparition]

When you can correctly identify a n00b with 5 posts or less as a Tom Cash or Marlboro CHief mult

[Dartgod]

When you remeber the epic threads of SportsWax and KC Johnny from the other board and only have 200 some odd posts:(
When you still don't know who in the heck Holladay is.

[Gonzo]

I was nailing Lumpy the other day and right when she climaxed I yelled, "TO THE SHIP!"

[Gonzo]

I was nailing Lumpy the other day and right when she climaxed I yelled, "TO THE SHIP!"

I have to be honest here, though...

I found out later that she faked it.
So I yelled, "NUTHOOKS!"
The I punched her in the pussy and told her to jump off an aids tree.

[vailpass]

I was nailing Lumpy the other day and right when she climaxed I yelled, "TO THE SHIP!"

:clap:

[Braincase]

...you remember being stalked by a Chiefs fan from West Pitston, PA.

[seclark]

you remember the poster "sloat"
sec

[luv]

I have to be honest here, though...

I found out later that she faked it.
So I yelled, "NUTHOOKS!"
The I punched her in the pussy and told her to jump off an aids tree.

Like you'd still be around to tell that story.

[boogblaster]

every post you make gets a neg rep ... im sick of those littl red boxes ....

[Gonzo]

Like you'd still be around to tell that story.

LMAO
Busted.
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[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

You know who Packfan, Mike Keck, and NepaChiefs were.

You understand WHY there's a GAZ option on polls.

You remember Logical and the others who aren't with us anymore.

[tooge]

you start all important office rumors with "OK Gang...."

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

You know what an H-back is and why that's important. :D

[Discuss Thrower]

Bigfoot sighting... nuthooks.... your and idiot... dumpass... discus...

[Gonzo]

You can decipher nut's posts with little effort.
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[Extra Point]

you remember a thread, then go to the HOC and split a gut: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=7630530#post7630530

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

You can decipher nut's posts with little effort.
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If you can read BengalRules's posts, you can read anyone's . . .


Hooooccckkk!

[Frazod]

If you remember the mysterious disappearance of Mr. Blond.

If you remember when Raiderhader was in high school. :D

[Dartgod]

You remember when Gochiefs was an annoying little prick.



Oh, wait...

[vailpass]

You were here for Draven's first banning

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

You were here for Draven's first banning

You recognize most of GoatCheese's various user names.

[Renegade]

You are afraid to post any information where you work for fear a CP'er would contact your employeer

[Discuss Thrower]

You are afraid to post any information where you work for fear a CP'er would contact your employeer

That

[4th and Long]

One of your coworkers leaves for a new job. A few days later you begin to tell everyone, 'This place has gone to hell since (insert name here) left.'

You join, what appears to be, a meaningful conversation with your coworkers. The conversation soon turns boring. You say, 'This conversatipn has lost it's burst.'

One of your long time coworkers, with whom you have always had a good working relationship with, is leaving/retiring. Your knee jerk reaction is to simply say, 'Well, ... bye.'

You're listening to the radio on the drive into work, gathering up all the latest NFL news before entering the building. Upon your arrival, you share the news with your fellow coworkers. In fear that they may have also been listening to the same station, you end with, 'Sorry if repost.'
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[Holladay]

When you still don't know who in the heck Holladay is.

Orginal name was Dollar1. Posted bout the same = nadda. Signed off with

~crawling back under rock~ as in Lurker hiding 'cause you all kept whapping me with sticks %(/

And Dartgod, I asked you bout dart throwing techniques years ago. You said that you were too busy lately and hadnt played in a long time, thus couldnt really give me good ideas other then the basics.

I'll really try and post once a weeko:-)

[Fire Me Boy!]

One of your friends posts on Facebook, "Dude. I totally have a hankering for goat cheese right now," and the first thing you think of is GoChiefs.

[Reerun_KC]

One of your friends posts on Facebook, "Dude. I totally have a hankering for goat cheese right now," and the first thing you think of is GoChiefs.

ROFL

Or when GoChiefs finally moved out of his parents house....

[Gonzo]

Orginal name was Dollar1. Posted bout the same = nadda. Signed off with

~crawling back under rock~ as in Lurker hiding 'cause you all kept whapping me with sticks %(/

And Dartgod, I asked you bout dart throwing techniques years ago. You said that you were too busy lately and hadnt played in a long time, thus couldnt really give me good ideas other then the basics.

I'll really try and post once a weeko:-)

Well... Bye.
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[ISUJeff]

When hearing friends complain about girl problems and you respond with "just PIIHB"

[ModSocks]

when a friend asks you if you'd hit it and you say,

"too fat. /omaha"

[vailpass]

When hearing friends complain about girl problems and you respond with "just PIIHB"

I understand your point but must point out that I've been giving that advice well before the Planet came into being.