I'd burn my foot

[big nasty kcnut]

Last saturday i was cooking some food fell and burned my foot. i had a blister popped it and it's slowly healing. I hope you pray for me or something. I'm tired of cooking but no one want to hire a guy like me even thou i work hard and don't take breaks. Anyway thank for listening.



Also if you want to mock me go ahead do it.

[Thig Lyfe]

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[KurtCobain]

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[Buck]

Get well soon man.
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[Rausch]

I feel ya'...

[blaise]

I hope it heels up.

[Bugeater]

Some pics of the blister after you popped it would've been nice.

[KurtCobain]

Some pics of the blister after you popped it would've been nice.

eh?

[loochy]

Keep it clean and dry. If your socks get sweaty, change them or you will give bactleria a good place to grow and it might get infected.

Mock mock mockitty mock mock mock

[Red Beans]

Put some antibiotic ointment on the damn thing. Foot blisters aint' nuthin' to fuck with...

[Bugeater]

Ooh, we definitely need pics if it gets infected.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Keep it clean and dry. If your socks get sweaty, change them or you will give bactleria a good place to grow and it might get infected.

Mock mock mockitty mock mock mock

This, definitely. Do NOT put a bandaid on it, though. That won't allow it to breath. You want to use some antibiotic ointment and wrap or cover with gauze.

I did something similar a few weeks ago. My wife put some charcoal on the grill as I was headed home so it would be ready to cook when I got home - when she was transferring the coals from the grill, a few dumped on the ground, and I didn't know. When I walked outside (barefooted), I stepped on a couple - one on each foot.

Mocking: Commas, man!!! COMMAS!

[Dartgod]

I've got nut's foot going in the 3rd round of the 2012 mock draft.

[Deberg_1990]

Nuts Blister...I would, the whole thing!

[KC-TBB]

toooo much mocking in the world today, we offer our sincere sympathy and best wishes...NO BE FRICKEN CAREFUL NEXT TIME MAN!

[mlyonsd]

Last saturday i was cooking some food fell and burned my foot. i had a blister popped it and it's slowly healing. I hope you pray for me or something. Done.

[Otter]

Rub some dirt on it blister foot!

And sometimes I sneeze. God Bless.

[Sofa King]

Chop it off. You don't want it getting infected.


Also, stop wearing high heels when you cook. They don't have enough cover on top. Try some sneakers or anything with a top next time.

[Phobia]

I'd do anything for ya, Nut - throw myself in front of a train for ya.

[rageeumr]

I'd unnecessarily format this post in the conditional mood.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If you'd use plural this type crap wouldn't happen

[milkman]

When you say "I'd" burn my foot, do you mean you'd burn the other one that you haven't already burned so that they match?

[Okie_Apparition]

In Palin foot soak in cider

[seclark]

did this happen at work, nut?
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[Hammock Parties]

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[WV]

Here I founds some meds for you.

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[tooge]

We mock that which we do not understand

[Rain Man]

I'd cry because I have no shoes, until I'd meet a man with a burned foot.

[MOhillbilly]

Was fryin taters a few weeks ago and dumped grease on my foot. Aint no fun at all. Take your socks off and let that shit breath.

[Hammock Parties]

At least you didn't burn yo face

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[griZZly64]

I hope it heels up.

I see what you did there

[Fire Me Boy!]

I see what you did there

People who would use puns at kcnut's expense in his time of tribulation have no sole.

[Mr. Plow]

I'll pray for your blister, but I need to know why you were presumably at work cooking with no shoes on first.

[RockChalk]

People who would use puns at kcnut's expense in his time of tribulation have no sole.

They do this because they feel the need to get a step ahead of Nut

[vailpass]

Last saturday i was cooking some food fell and burned my foot. i had a blister popped it and it's slowly healing. I hope you pray for me or something. I'm tired of cooking but no one want to hire a guy like me even thou i work hard and don't take breaks. Anyway thank for listening.



Also if you want to mock me go ahead do it.

A beautiful sole left your kitchen today.

[RNR]

You should look into this company. They give employment opportunities to people with disabilities. It could open up an entire new career field to you. It is located in Wichita Kansas. Here is the link to their website~
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[Fire Me Boy!]

A beautiful sole left your kitchen today.

That joke's already been done, failpass.

[vailpass]

That joke's already been done, failpass.

Think harder.

[Gonzo]

Last saturday i was cooking some food fell and burned my foot. i had a blister popped it and it's slowly healing. I hope you pray for me or something. I'm tired of cooking but no one want to hire a guy like me even thou i work hard and don't take breaks. Anyway thank for listening.



Also if you want to mock me go ahead do it.

Nuke it from orbit.... It's the only way to be sure.

[Skyy God]

That joke's already been done, failpass.

You must get a kick out of pointing this out.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'd burn my foot too but it doesn't sound like much fun.

[Earthling]

Nut, go get an aloe vera plant. Sometimes they are for sale at the grocery stores if they sell plants too, or get one from a flower shop. They are real easy to keep care of and are great for burns. Just snip off a small piece and rub it gently on the burn area. Instant relief. We always have one or two in the house for that reason.

[Gonzo]

Nut, go get an aloe vera plant. Sometimes they are for sale at the grocery stores if they sell plants too, or get one from a flower shop. They are real easy to keep care of and are great for burns. Just snip off a small piece and rub it gently on the burn area. Instant relief. We always have one or two in the house for that reason.

Can't he just buy Aloe in a tube? I mean, that's easier than taking care of a plant and all.


However, Wait a minute. Hey NUT!
An aloe plant would be an awesome conversation starter with the ladies.

"Hey baby... You wanna go back to my place and water my aloe plant?"
"Maybe after that, I'll let you burn me and then rub it's awesome leaves all over the affected area."


It would also show that you have paternal instincts and they would like to breed with you.

[vailpass]

You must get a kick out of pointing this out.

Especially when he doesn't get it and erroneously thinks it is a repeat of his lame pun.

[Gonzo]

Especially when he doesn't get it and erroneously thinks it is a repeat of his lame pun.

This thread definitely got off on the wrong foot.

[Rain Man]

I bet it was chili what dun the burnin'.

[vailpass]

This thread definitely got off on the wrong foot.

:D You are always one instep ahead of me.

[Earthling]

Can't he just buy Aloe in a tube? I mean, that's easier than taking care of a plant and all.


However, Wait a minute. Hey NUT!
An aloe plant would be an awesome conversation starter with the ladies.

"Hey baby... You wanna go back to my place and water my aloe plant?"
"Maybe after that, I'll let you burn me and then rub it's awesome leaves all over the affected area."


It would also show that you have paternal instincts and they would like to breed with you.


Yeah, I guess you could just get a tube. But how much sun and water do they need? ;)

[Fire Me Boy!]

Especially when he doesn't get it and erroneously thinks it is a repeat of his lame pun.

I didn't erroneously think it was a repeat of mine (which was rather lame, admittedly). But come on man, at least use a word that hasn't already been done. You could have done any number of things that didn't use a word already in play. Just sayin'.

[Fire Me Boy!]

:D You are always one instep ahead of me.

See, that's a good one!

:thumb:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeah, I guess you could just get a tube. But how much sun and water do they need? ;)

Aloe plants are very hardy. Basically a cactus - bright light, little water.

I think they're poisonous to pets, so beware on that.

[vailpass]

See, that's a good one!

:thumb:

Thanks, I was afraid you were becoming my arch-enemy.

[Mr. Plow]

Thanks, I was afraid you were becoming my arch-enemy.

You toenailed it.

[Slainte]

Foot blisters aint' nuthin' to fuck with...

Yes. Blisters and Wu tang crew...

[milkman]

Thanks, I was afraid you were becoming my arch-enemy.

I was certain we were going to see the two of you going toe to toe.

[seclark]

I didn't erroneously think it was a repeat of mine (which was rather lame, admittedly). But come on man, at least use a word that hasn't already been done. You could have done any number of things that didn't use a word already in play. Just sayin'.

i agree...give some people an inch, and they'll take a foot.
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[vailpass]

I didn't erroneously think it was a repeat of mine (which was rather lame, admittedly). But come on man, at least use a word that hasn't already been done. You could have done any number of things that didn't use a word already in play. Just sayin'.

I was going cross-thread from Frankie's "A Beautiful Soul" dead cat post. It was the only word I could use.
Sorry 'bout that.

[Kyle DeLexus]

did this happen at work, nut?
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If it did, just put your best foot forward and toe the company line.

[vailpass]

i agree...give some people an inch, and they'll take a foot.
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That's because some people are stu-ped.

How's the recovery coming?

[kysirsoze]

Next time stop what you're doing ankle an ambulance.

[MOhillbilly]

That's because some people are stu-ped.

How's the recovery coming?

quit bein so nosey.

[Thig Lyfe]

Are you ready for some FOOTball?!?!?!?!?

[seclark]

That's because some people are stu-ped.

How's the recovery coming?

feeling a little better, thanks. left side of the old melon's pretty swole('sup herm?)

quit bein so nosey.

i get it...snicker.
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[Otter]

I'd take a blister over getting hit by a toe truck.

[vailpass]

feeling a little better, thanks. left side of the old melon's pretty swole('sup herm?)
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Glad to hear you are coming along. Better living through chemistry and all that.

[vailpass]

quit bein so nosey.

I'd like to say I'm not hurt by this but I don't want to tell a fibula.

[Skyy God]

I was going cross-thread from Frankie's "A Beautiful Soul" dead cat post. It was the only word I could use.
Sorry 'bout that.

Oh, we all recognized the cross-thread tumor....

[Fire Me Boy!]

Oh, we all recognized the cross-thread tumor....

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[Otter]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR68TNjy3w3r3_d_BiOoJkosQazst31LBWAUzAhTML_G9X0qeeC

[Fire Me Boy!]

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I wish there was a little green flag next to the yellow red. It would serve as megarep. Instead, you have to settle for regular rep.

[Iowanian]

you need put bagbalm or uddercream on burn foot soak it insider brother.

both work like waterfall made of sunsets and unicorn vaginas hell yeah
you bang as many chics as bignasty your van gonna smell like success

[Iowanian]

big nasty
what do you call man with a rubber toe? Roberto

[RNR]

I'd like to say I'm not hurt by this but I don't want to tell a fibula.

Thats it I am putting my foot down! Enough of this~

[Fire Me Boy!]

Thats it I am putting my foot down! Enough of this~

This is getting a little corny. We're all being very callous toward bignasty's problem.

Well, it's after 5p, and I'm headed out now. I have to hit the market on the way home to pick up some roast beef.

[listopencil]

I've got nut's foot going in the 3rd round of the 2012 mock draft.

The injury might drop Foot down to the 5th is what I'm hearing. You know how it is, if Foot gets the "injury prone" label then teams will shy away from him.

[listopencil]

This is getting a little corny. We're all being very callous toward bignasty's problem.

Well, it's after 5p, and I'm headed out now. I have to hit the market on the way home to pick up some roast beef.



...bignasty's problem has nothing to do with his foot.

[Okie_Apparition]

this is doing better than the stickied original

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What a corn_y bunch of fuckers. Everyone thinks they're the fungi.

[Easy 6]

Empty the powder from a large caliber bullet into the cavity & light it, it'll cauterize the wound & keep you strong until the chopper shows up.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

You should look into this company. They give employment opportunities to people with disabilities. It could open up an entire new career field to you. It is located in Wichita Kansas. Here is the link to their website~
http://www.centerindustries.com/


Indeed, it might get his foot in the door

[4th and Long]

Poor Brad. :(