i'd burn mý crotch

[Buck]

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Good luck with that.

[keg in kc]

Sounds like I should send you some penicillin. Or some anti-freeze.

[CrazyPhuD]

You should have made him wear a condom.

[LiveSteam]

Take apart a paperclip. get it red hot on the stove . Then stick it up your p-hole. Next time you wont forget to put a raincoat on

[Monty]

You should have made him wear a condom.

This.

[pr_capone]

You should have made him wear a condom.

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

[LiveSteam]

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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What did she charge you?

[keg in kc]

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.How about "should have made him wear a dental dam".

[aturnis]

http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/problem/penis-problems/penis-red-sore-itchy

A milder form of balanitis can appear soon after intercourse, but disappears within about a day. This is probably caused by allergy to thrush in your partner’s vagina. If she is treated the problem will usually go.

[pr_capone]

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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Don't be a fool... wrap your tool.

[CrazyPhuD]

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

you're assuming that buck's BF doesn't have a really small penis.

[pr_capone]

How about "should have made him wear a dental dam".

I'm confused.

[pr_capone]

you're assuming that buck's BF doesn't have a really small penis.

But how would that get Buck's dick red and itchy? Are you thinking abotu something like Buck's boyfirend has a micropenis and was fucking his pee hole?

[LiveSteam]

I have to ask. Did you go down & eat that nasty shit ?

[CrazyPhuD]

But how would that get Buck's dick red and itchy? Are you thinking abotu something like Buck's boyfirend has a micropenis and was fucking his pee hole?

that or they were drunk and decided to do some sword fighting.

[LiveSteam]

Call your mom & ask her to kiss your boo boo

[pr_capone]

that or they were drunk and decided to do some sword fighting.

or mayhaps they were not drunk yet decided to do some sword fighting. I'm not convinced that Buck isn't a poofter.

[Red Coater]

HA! HA!

[booger]

does it burn when u poop?

[booger]

Take apart a paperclip. get it red hot on the stove . Then stick it up your p-hole. Next time you wont forget to put a raincoat on

this made me cross my legs and shiver like a school girl you sonofab!ch

[booger]

What did she charge you?

yep, that's why i always ask for the receipt

[salame]

no wrapper
come on bruh

[alanm]

You should have made him wear a condom.ROFLROFL

[Buck]

I don't have the ghey.
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[HoneyBadger]

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

They could have been space docking.....

[CrazyPhuD]

I don't have the ghey.
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Maybe teh ghey has you?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Call your mom & ask her to kiss your boo boo

That's who he got the rash from

[Al Bundy]

You slept with my former sister-in-law?

[CrazyPhuD]

Buck it sounds like you might be having a 'Wanna get away" moment, well considering that you live in SD this should be one viable option for you to escape.

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[OmahaChief]

Sound like you got the die slow.

http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oh_snap_u_got_da_aids.jpg

[RNR]

or mayhaps they were not drunk yet decided to do some sword fighting. I'm not convinced that Buck isn't a poofter.

I am convinced he is a pathetic excuse for a man~

[LOCOChief]

I am convinced he is a pathetic excuse for a man~

Ahhh Bucks scorned lover chimes in. Does your hole itch as well RNR?

[Iowanian]

I guess you should have had him shave first.

[Okie_Apparition]

Next time before setting on your hand for 10 minutes. Wash it in a mild bleach solution after being around posion oak

[bevischief]

Has it fallen off yet?

[milkman]

So we now have a sticky crotch story?

[Bugeater]

Oh mý...

[RNR]

Ahhh Bucks scorned lover chimes in. Does your hole itch as well RNR?

To answer your accusation, no we are not former lovers. You on the other hand running to his defense, it would appear you must be his current lover~

[bevischief]

Nice knowing you...

[Demonpenz]

buck has problems.

[gblowfish]

What bar has a petting zoo???

[Mile High Mania]

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[Molitoth]

On a serious note; you could be allergic to her Birth Control type. This happened to me and the wife for awhile until she changed birth control brands.

[warrior]

Did the bitch call her self autumnbreeze ?

[Al Bundy]

So you nailed some Raiderfan skank, and instead of having her deported you are on a Chiefs message board talking about burning sensations?

[Mr. Laz]

Really a sticky?

[Okie_Apparition]

He's in your heads. In. Your. Heads.

[JoeyChuckles]

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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Man, I've used your avatar as my picture since I got here, and now your taking it? Do you even know what it is and who created it?

[JoeyChuckles]

Really a sticky?

Because that's the way his penis feels right now.

[LiveSteam]

Did you go down & eat that shit Buck?
Do you have lil pink blisters all around your mouth now?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Prayers sent up buddy. Of course you can't be sure of what I actually prayed for.

[Iowanian]

It's obvious that you're allergic to pussy and I don't think anyone has needed to read anything since the feather boa night to know it. The vagina induced rash just proves it.

[Easy 6]

I have to ask. Did you go down & eat that nasty shit ?

LMAO

[LiveSteam]

LMAO

Well he wont answer my question. Leads me to believe he put his fingers up her & now they are to soar to type with.
So I guess my next question for Buck is/ Was it finger licking good?

[Monty]

What bar has a petting zoo???

And why didn't he use the anti-bacterial lotion upon entering/leaving? That's what it's there for.

[Ace Gunner]

Really a sticky?

really. AND quoted. Ya.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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[burt]

Well he wont answer my question. Leads me to believe he put his fingers up her & now they are to soar to type with.
So I guess my next question for Buck is/ Was it finger licking good?

it's "too", and "sore"....

[KurtCobain]

I got a pm that I was to post in here.

[cabletech94]

it's "too", and "sore"....

well, unless he's still "soaring" right now from the "adventure".

[boogblaster]

nasty nasty biotch ....

[Bugeater]

it's "too", and "sore"....
Dude...don't even bother. He is what he is.

[Buehler445]

What's the word?

Has it turned black and fallen off yet?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Really a sticky?

Really? You took it seriously?

[digger]

don't dumb, don't be silly, wrap a snake skin on your willy.

[threebag]

You should have made him wear a condom.

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

Maybe they were cock fencing.

[Buck]

Thank you mods for sticky-ing.

[gblowfish]

You've probably got the gono ca ca ca ca's....
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[Sure-Oz]

wrapping it up with random whores from bars ftw

[bevischief]

Thank you mods for sticky-ing.

:clap:ROFL

Go see a doctor...

[Crush]

You need to wrap it at least two times as a way of punishing supermodels.

[booger]

The super gonnorhea from the orient has arrived on the west coast.

news at 11

[gblowfish]

Buck is pissing like a ceiling fire sprinkler....

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

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[booger]

they got a holistic or green way of clearing that up. Dip a pipe cleaner in some jalapeno juice and start pokin around

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Wear a rubber dude

[Buck]

I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

[bevischief]

you are doing it wrong...

[gblowfish]

I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

We knew you were just kidding. Nobody believes you actually got laid.

[bevischief]

We knew you were just kidding. Nobody believes you actually got laid.

ROFL

[booger]

we knew you stayed home and wanked it to KnowMo's sister

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[Gonzo]

I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

Yeah... Uh-huh.

There once was a guy named Buck
Whom brought home a nasty fuck
He now has the hivie
Because he got busy
With a drag queen formerly known as Chuck.
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[The Bad Guy]

You are a fucking disaster.

[Rams Fan]

I would burn my crotch?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

I can't believe you believe anyone takes anything you say seriously.


:D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

We knew you were just kidding. Nobody believes you actually got laid.

He shoots he scooores...

[booger]

I would burn my crotch?

he thinks when it falls off a new better one grows back

[Pasta Little Brioni]

How much she cost?

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send erect units my way.
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:eek:

[Bwana]

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1295889663982_1789094.png

[Valiant]

You should have made him wear a condom.

:D

[Phobia]

This is entirely unfair. I think a lady would probably grab him on the beach and roll around in the sand with him... if a Chiefs fan lit his hat on fire again.

[CrazyPhuD]

BTW this wasn't your 'conquest' was it?

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