****Official Fuck the Red Sux Game Thread 8/21****

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Go

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Let's see if Duffy can get out of the fourth under 90 pitches

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Had him 1-2 and gives up the walk :facepalm:

[stonedstooge]

He had less pitches the last game he pitched for some reason. I was hoping maybe the 30 pitch innings were behind him. L

[Bump]

u guys still care about baseball? lulz

[stonedstooge]

When football's not on, yes

[Sure-Oz]

Glad to see cleveland traded for a shitty SP, Jiminez shelled in 3 ip 7 runs

[BigRock]

Had him 1-2 and gives up the walk :facepalm:

After a few of Duffy's first starts, a friend of mine came up with the DANNY DUFFY DRINKING GAME. It went like this: when Duffy gets 0-2 or 1-2 on a batter, and that batter safely reaches base, you chug.

He had to abandon the game for his liver's sake.

[stonedstooge]

Preeeeeetttttyyyyy Preeeeetttttyyyyyy good

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

u guys still care about baseball? lulz

Ah yes the obligatory douchebag you can only like football post. Glad we got it out of the way early today.

[stonedstooge]

Make them pay Alcides

[Sure-Oz]

Or not

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Nice play Hosmer

[stonedstooge]

Hosmer = gold glove

[stonedstooge]

Umpire doesn't call the low strike all day, but calls one for poor little Lester because his feelings got hurt

[MIAdragon]

Ah yes the obligatory douchebag you can only like football post. Glad we got it out of the way early today.

LMAO

[stonedstooge]

Royals looking to get shut out today

[gblowfish]

Looks bad for Royales today. Crow just got blasted, he totally grooved that one. That ball was hit to Utah....

[Al Bundy]

Crow can't be depended on for anything at this point in the season.

[KCUnited]

Major
League
Bowel Movements

[stonedstooge]

Go Johnny Go Go with the triple

[stonedstooge]

Tying run comes to the plate

[stonedstooge]

Ump helps Lester out

[gblowfish]

boom chaka lacka lacka....

[gblowfish]

Juuuuuuust a bit inside....

[stonedstooge]

A little poke to right field Alcides

[gblowfish]

Bad AB....un-productive. But the kid will learn.

[gblowfish]

Damnit Alice....

first pitch swinging, WTF???

[Al Bundy]

Escobar ruined the inning.

[gblowfish]

Coleman getting ass pounded....
Earth to Ned....Earth to Ned...

[stonedstooge]

Ned's not worried. Locked in solid to his job

[MIAdragon]

Ned's not worried. Locked in solid to his job

How's our pitching been today?

[stonedstooge]

How's our pitching been today?

Better than the Royals hitting.

[gblowfish]

We still have a good shot at being the worst team in the AL, on pace for 95 losses. If we can suck more on the upcoming roadie, we can overtake Baltimore in the suckass loser bracket, and have the second pick next year.

Nobody's going to suck harder than Houston this year.

Funny, Houston's owner Drayton McClain and David Glass are best buddies. I'll bet they had a one dollar bet this year to see who could suck it harder.

[stonedstooge]

When was the last time the Royals won 2 in a row? Month ago? Guess it's come down to the Royals are considered successful when they are not swept. Where does the buck stop? Moore happy with the way the team is playing? Yost?

[stonedstooge]

We still have a good shot at being the worst team in the AL, on pace for 95 losses. If we can suck more on the upcoming roadie, we can overtake Baltimore in the suckass loser bracket, and have the second pick next year.

Nobody's going to suck harder than Houston this year.

Funny, Houston's owner Drayton McClain and David Glass are best buddies. I'll bet they had a one dollar bet this year to see who could suck it harder.

Probably not a whole dollar

[MIAdragon]

When was the last time the Royals won 2 in a row? Month ago? Guess it's come down to the Royals are considered successful when they are not swept. Where does the buck stop? Moore happy with the way the team is playing? Yost?

You just need a few decent starters.

[gblowfish]

You just need a few decent starters.

Why don't you loan us $168 million and we'll buy a few?