Adopt a Chief time.

[big nasty kcnut]

Who's the player you will be supporting this year. My adopt a chief is Eric Berry he look like he will have a excellent season.

[loochy]

You can't just claim one of the best players! There has to be some sort of draft process.


I claim Jamaal.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Brodie Croyle just to piss off ChiefsNow

[Hammock Parties]

I claim all players.

[L.A. Chieffan]

justin houston, where's my bong?

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You can't just claim one of the best players! There has to be some sort of draft process.


I claim Jamaal.

Get in line slut!

[loochy]

Get in line slut!

I claim rookie buster Jones.

[Steron]

I'll take Powe

[Deberg_1990]

My Chief McCluster, he look season excellent.

[SuperChief]

Moeaki, bitchez.

[Dante84]

Hali!

[warrior]

Brandon Carr

[Molitoth]

I'll take Jerheme Urban.

[WhitiE]

Stevie

[tooge]

I'm supporting them all by watching them. This is dumb

[beach tribe]

My boy Tyson Jackson gon' wreck shit this season.

[NIUhuskies]

ill take my guy D Bowe

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNFHT39uCPQCHfIBsrGSiGJh7E2WCY_06CIWd9h1CjIbUzIX1WjA

[beach tribe]

I'll take Jerheme Urban.

He's gonna have a stellar season.

Like 12 catches for 32 yards, or some insurmountable feat like that.:D

[Nickel D]

STUDebaker!!!

[rocknrolla]

Powe, Powe!

[ReynardMuldrake]

I've got Brandon Siler. Yeah, boy!

[Molitoth]

He's gonna have a stellar season.

Like 12 catches for 32 yards, or some insurmountable feat like that.:D

I thought Adopt a Chief was supposed to be about picking and rooting for some of the underdogs of the team, not; "OMGZ I'M PICKING CHARLES AND BOWE CUZ DAY DA BEST"

[loochy]

Powe, Powe!


Too late. Choose again. Steron already has it.

I'll take Powe

[CaliforniaChief]

I'll go ahead and adopt Baldwin. It looks like he needs a mentor.

[The Franchise]

Cameron Sheffield

[BigRichard]

I got Stanzi.

[HotRoute]

I got Kendrick Lewis, he will have the most picks on defense

MARK IT DOWN!

[MOhillbilly]

GAY

[loochy]

GAY

Elvis Grbac doesn't play for the Chiefs anymore dude.

[Phobia]

GAY

He's still with Cleveland, I think.

[Rausch]

I got Kendrick Lewis, he will have the most picks on defense

MARK IT DOWN!

:clap:

[Rausch]

Too late. Choose again. Steron already has it.

Where the fuck was he on draft day throwing $3it and cursing at the screen when we didn't take him in the 3rd?

4th?

But he's first in...:mad:

[chiefscafan]

I'll adopt Wallace gillberry

[Warrior5]

I'll adopt Wallace gillberry

Crap!

Belcher then.

[BigRichard]

Wait, wait, wait. I am changing from Stanzi to Calabaloo. I think Calabaloo has a much better shot at running shit.

[talastan]

LeRon McClain FTW !!!1111!!OMGZ!!!1111. He'll be surplanting Mr. Jones for the second most carries this season.

[Rausch]

Give me (in this order) Asamoah, McClain, or Hudson...

[Rausch]

LeRon McClain FTW !!!1111!!OMGZ!!!1111. He'll be surplanting Mr. Jones for the second most carries this season.

FAHK!

[HotRoute]

Give me (in this order) Asamoah, McClain, or Hudson...

:clap:

Asamoah is gonna be a beast

[TrickyNicky]

I'll adopt David Mims.

If only so I can use this if he ever sees the field:

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/6174/davidmimsy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/804/davidmimsy.jpg/)
Dammit Mimsy!!!

[Stinger]

Give me Todd Haley ...... Just so he and I can yell at you and your adoptables....

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Cleveland+Browns+v+Kansas+City+Chiefs+Z5EELXmBmhZl.jpg

[Micjones]

DJ.

[Okie_Apparition]

Haley's middle finger. That is if it's okay with George

[Okie_Apparition]

Well crap. Muir's whistle then

[MoreLemonPledge]

Javier Arenas.

[morphius]

I did this once and ruined the chance for the player to ever succeed, I'll not make that mistake again.

[OmahaChief]

Gotta go with my guy from The U ....Allen Bailey.

[Sofa King]

Dustin Colquitt

[JohninGpt]

Tamba

[ModSocks]

I never understood the point of this...

But I pick ERIC FUCKING BERRY

[4th and Long]

I never understood the point of this...
Welcome to pointlessville, aka, another chiefsplanet thread about nothing. :D

[Rausch]

Give me (in this order) Asamoah, McClain, or Hudson...

Asamoah it is then.

[Bearcat]

I never understood the point of this...


DD, wingman, bail them out of jail, act as an alibi... that sort of thing. I imagine it's pretty similar to Big Brothers and Big Sisters.

[phisherman]

I'll take Hudson.

[Dante84]

Tamba

Sorry buddy. See page 1.

[boogblaster]

Gregg .. old-man still a stud ....

[Dante84]

We should have a standard sig for all the new parents.

[JohninGpt]

Sorry buddy. See page 1.

Damn, used the search thing and it didn't show up.

I'll take Succop.

[threebag]

Succup

[JohninGpt]

Succup

One minute too late.

[wasi]

Cory Greenwood
He is Canadian

[bowener]

I want Allen Bailey . He look like he strong and big and fast and has an excellent year.

edit:

Gotta go with my guy from The U ....Allen Bailey.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7942/paintyffruustration.jpg

Is Berry Richardson free?

[Renegade]

I will take Gregg

[Sofa King]

I will take Gregg

You and 12 other people apparently.

[BigRock]

ROLLIN' WITH PALKO

[Renegade]

You and 12 other people apparently.

Well crap, I will take Sheffield then

[Sofa King]

Well crap, I will take Sheffield then



Too late. You really should read the thread. :hmmm:


Cameron Sheffield

[Fumblerooski]

Breaston.

[BigRock]

ROLLIN' WITH PALKO

Wait, nobody's taken Cassel?

ROLLIN' WITH CASSEL
COME AT US, BROS

[-King-]

Breaston.

Taken.

[Renegade]

Too late. You really should read the thread. :hmmm:

One last time....Gabe Miller is my adopt a Chief

[MoreLemonPledge]

One last time....Gabe Miller is my adopt a Chief

TAK---

Wait, who?

[Sofa King]

TAK---

Wait, who?

I think he coaches the long snapper.

[Marcellus]

I will adopt McCluster if he isn't taken yet, he is small and cute and cuddly and needs all the friends on here he can get.

That and me and Clay argued about him all last season so I have to stick to my guns.

[kysirsoze]

Ill re-up with my man Dorsey.

[Ming the Merciless]

B Carr

#39

For every batted ball, I'm gonna do a shot and a HUGE bong rip

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThEKRLKJ5PDCHF9aFa3QJQC6ecmvGGaBuMjNDvbK0mca5AdlZP

[Thig Lyfe]

I got dibs on Larry Fitzgerald!

[Reaper16]

Water covers 2/3 of the Earth.

The other 1/3 is covered by QUINTEN LAWRENCE

[PunkinDrublic]

Clancy Wiggum.

[warrior]

B Carr

#39

For every batted ball, I'm gonna do a shot and a HUGE bong rip

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThEKRLKJ5PDCHF9aFa3QJQC6ecmvGGaBuMjNDvbK0mca5AdlZP


Already gone

[Rasputin]

I'l take Brandon











































Flowers :D

[Renegade]

I think he coaches the long snapper.

Quit doubting Gabe Miller

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/roster/Gabe-Miller/a541937e-71a8-4327-9c72-49070aeb2fcd

[Dante84]

Let's get an OP thread update with Users and their bastard, orphaned professional athletes.

[Extra Point]

That means I'm picking Cassel. Oh, well.

[ModSocks]

It looks like Dick Stanzi is already taken so I'm Taking


ERIC FUCKING BERRY.


HAHAHA

[DaFace]

Can I have a Chief adopt me instead? If so, I'll take Tamba. I figure that $60m's gotta be worth something.

[ModSocks]

Dick Stanzi

[ModSocks]

Can I have a Chief adopt me instead? If so, I'll take Tamba. I figure that $60m's gotta be worth something.

Already taken, try again.

[ModSocks]

I can't believe you noobs forgot about Eric Fucking Berry.

What a bunch of loosers....

[spida_man23]

I can't believe you noobs forgot about Eric ****ing Berry.

What a bunch of loosers....

Wasn't he taken in the main post

[chefsos]

Wasn't he taken in the main post

Forget it man, he's rolling...



And I'll take Casey Weigmann, for old times sake.

[ModSocks]

Wasn't he taken in the main post

FUCK GODDAMNIT

[ModSocks]

I'm Taking DICK Stanzi back.

[ModSocks]

Bastards.

[MoreLemonPledge]

So, ummmm... what does this actually consist of? Do I have to go around door to door gathering donations? Do I sell Javier Arenas branded tamales and hope I get the top prize for selling the most?

[kysirsoze]

So, ummmm... what does this actually consist of? Do I have to go around door to door gathering donations? Do I sell Javier Arenas branded tamales and hope I get the top prize for selling the most?

You just gotta take a weekend or two a month to help clean em up.

[MoreLemonPledge]

You just gotta take a weekend or two a month to help clean em up.

Could I just adopt 1/16th of a mile in his name?

[kysirsoze]

Could I just adopt 1/16th of a mile in his name?

Nope. Break out the sponge, asshole.

[MoreLemonPledge]

Nope. Break out the sponge, asshole.

Literally?






I may really like this.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Studebaker!!111

[Dante84]

CP Dad - Chiefs Player

big nasty kcnut - Eric Berry #29
loochy or Mr. Tomahawk - Jamaal Charles #25
L.A. Chieffan - Justin Houston #50
Steron - Jerrel Powe #95
Deburg 1990 - Dexter McCluster #22
SuperChief - Tony Moeaki #81
Dante84 - Tamba Hali #91
warrior - Brandon Carr #39
Molitoth - Jerheme Urban #83
WhitiE - Steve Breaston #19
beach tribe - Tyson Jackson #94
NIUhuskies - Dwayne Bowe #82
NickelD - Andy Studebaker #96 ** (19 posts?? this legit? if not, then PGM gets him)
Reynard Muldrake - Brandon Siler #52
CaliforniaChief - Jonathan Baldwin #89
Pestilence - Cameron Sheffield #55
BigRichard - Tyler Palko #4
HotRoute - Kendrick Lewis #23
Chiefscafan - Wallace Gilberry #92
Warrior5 - Jovan Belcher #59
talastan - LeRon McClain #44
Rausch - Jon Asamoah #73
TrickyNicky - David Mims #70
Stinger - Todd Haley, HC
Micjones - Derrick Johnson #56
MoreLemonPledge - Javier Arenas #21
OmahaChief - Allen Bailey #71
Sofa King - Dustin Colquitt #2
phisherman - Rodney Hudson #61
boogblaster - Kelly Gregg #77
JohninGPT - Ryan Succop #6
wasi - Cory Greenwood #93
bowener - Barry Richardson #67
BigRock - Matt Cassel #7
Renegade - Gabe Miller #51
kysirsoze - Glenn Dorsey #72
Reaper16 - Quentin Lawrence #31
KC Tattoo - Brandon Flowers #24
Detoxing - Ricky (Dick) Stanzi #13
Chiefsos - Casey Weigmann #62

*in order they were adopted

[kysirsoze]

Actually I've been raising Glenn Dorsey for years. He's a good kid. Calls often and gives me rides to the grocery store if I need it.

[MoreLemonPledge]

JAVIER I WILL BE YOUR SANDRA BULLOCK BUT INSTEAD OF PUTTING YOU ON MY BLIND SIDE I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY BACK SIDE

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Damn you NickelD :cuss:

[Ming the Merciless]

Ill take flowers then mo'fuckers

[kysirsoze]

JAVIER I WILL BE YOUR SANDRA BULLOCK BUT INSTEAD OF PUTTING YOU ON MY BLIND SIDE I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY BACK SIDE

You should really switch your avi. Mixed messages and all that.

[chefsos]

Why look, there's Branden Albert sitting there with the funny looking dogs and the cats who are just a little too old...

[Dante84]

Ill take flowers then mo'****ers

Sorry Pawn, I missed him in my list... KC Tattoo took him in post #81

It got lost because he posted with a huge gap, and Detoxing was spastic with his flip flopping.

[chefsos]

Ill take flowers then mo'fuckers

I'l take Brandon











































Flowers :DTake a look out back here, sir, we got some others that you may find...suitable.

[aturnis]

I got Stanzi.

Yeah, you don't. I adopted the Manzi the day he was drafted....

[HotRoute]

So Who's left??

CP Dad - Chiefs Player

big nasty kcnut - Eric Berry #29
loochy or Mr. Tomahawk - Jamaal Charles #25
L.A. Chieffan - Justin Houston #50
Steron - Jerrel Powe #95
Deburg 1990 - Dexter McCluster #22
SuperChief - Tony Moeaki #81
Dante84 - Tamba Hali #91
warrior - Brandon Carr #39
Molitoth - Jerheme Urban #83
WhitiE - Steve Breaston #19
beach tribe - Tyson Jackson #94
NIUhuskies - Dwayne Bowe #82
NickelD - Andy Studebaker #96 ** (19 posts?? this legit? if not, then PGM gets him)
Reynard Muldrake - Brandon Siler #52
CaliforniaChief - Jonathan Baldwin #89
Pestilence - Cameron Sheffield #55
BigRichard - Tyler Palko #4
HotRoute - Kendrick Lewis #23
Chiefscafan - Wallace Gilberry #92
Warrior5 - Jovan Belcher #59
talastan - LeRon McClain #44
Rausch - Jon Asamoah #73
TrickyNicky - David Mims #70
Stinger - Todd Haley, HC
Micjones - Derrick Johnson #56
MoreLemonPledge - Javier Arenas #21
OmahaChief - Allen Bailey #71
Sofa King - Dustin Colquitt #2
phisherman - Rodney Hudson #61
boogblaster - Kelly Gregg #77
JohninGPT - Ryan Succop #6
wasi - Cory Greenwood #93
bowener - Barry Richardson #67
BigRock - Matt Cassel #7
Renegade - Gabe Miller #51
kysirsoze - Glenn Dorsey #72
Reaper16 - Quentin Lawrence #31
KC Tattoo - Brandon Flowers #24
Detoxing - Ricky (Dick) Stanzi #13
Chiefsos - Casey Weigmann #62

*in order they were adopted

[Dante84]

So Who's left??

I count 40 players on that list, which should leave 13 spots on the final roster.

Throw in Muir and Crennel, that's 15 spots.

[aturnis]

Actually

CP Dad - Chiefs Player


aturnis - Ricky Stanzi #13
big nasty kcnut - Eric Berry #29
loochy or Mr. Tomahawk - Jamaal Charles #25
L.A. Chieffan - Justin Houston #50
Steron - Jerrel Powe #95
Deburg 1990 - Dexter McCluster #22
SuperChief - Tony Moeaki #81
Dante84 - Tamba Hali #91
warrior - Brandon Carr #39
Molitoth - Jerheme Urban #83
WhitiE - Steve Breaston #19
beach tribe - Tyson Jackson #94
NIUhuskies - Dwayne Bowe #82
NickelD - Andy Studebaker #96 ** (19 posts?? this legit? if not, then PGM gets him)
Reynard Muldrake - Brandon Siler #52
CaliforniaChief - Jonathan Baldwin #89
Pestilence - Cameron Sheffield #55
BigRichard - Tyler Palko #4
HotRoute - Kendrick Lewis #23
Chiefscafan - Wallace Gilberry #92
Warrior5 - Jovan Belcher #59
talastan - LeRon McClain #44
Rausch - Jon Asamoah #73
TrickyNicky - David Mims #70
Stinger - Todd Haley, HC
Micjones - Derrick Johnson #56
MoreLemonPledge - Javier Arenas #21
OmahaChief - Allen Bailey #71
Sofa King - Dustin Colquitt #2
phisherman - Rodney Hudson #61
boogblaster - Kelly Gregg #77
JohninGPT - Ryan Succop #6
wasi - Cory Greenwood #93
bowener - Barry Richardson #67
BigRock - Matt Cassel #7
Renegade - Gabe Miller #51
kysirsoze - Glenn Dorsey #72
Reaper16 - Quentin Lawrence #31
KC Tattoo - Brandon Flowers #24
Detoxing - Ricky (Dick) Stanzi #13
Chiefsos - Casey Weigmann #62

*in order they were adopted

[Ming the Merciless]

Sorry Pawn, I missed him in my list... KC Tattoo took him in post #81

It got lost because he posted with a huge gap, and Detoxing was spastic with his flip flopping.

no worries


:deevee:

[Rasputin]

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Hungry like a wolf in KC

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That's ma boy

[chefsos]

Near as I can figure, we have unclaimed, unwanted, unloved:

B Albert
S Bannon
J Battle
J Brown
K Colbert
T Copper
My Cocks
J Gaither
R Lilja
L Pope

Remember when The Professor and Mary Ann were dismissed as "...and the rest..."?


And the rest

[KurtCobain]

Give me Gaither.

[crossbow]

Willam Barte for the win.

[MoreLemonPledge]

Has anyone claimed Samkon Gado?

[TimeForWasp]

Brodie Croyle just to piss off ChiefsNow

LOL

[Thig Lyfe]

CP Dad - Chiefs Player

big nasty kcnut - Eric Berry #29
loochy or Mr. Tomahawk - Jamaal Charles #25
L.A. Chieffan - Justin Houston #50
Steron - Jerrel Powe #95
Deburg 1990 - Dexter McCluster #22
SuperChief - Tony Moeaki #81
Dante84 - Tamba Hali #91
warrior - Brandon Carr #39
Molitoth - Jerheme Urban #83
WhitiE - Steve Breaston #19
beach tribe - Tyson Jackson #94
NIUhuskies - Dwayne Bowe #82
NickelD - Andy Studebaker #96 ** (19 posts?? this legit? if not, then PGM gets him)
Reynard Muldrake - Brandon Siler #52
CaliforniaChief - Jonathan Baldwin #89
Pestilence - Cameron Sheffield #55
BigRichard - Tyler Palko #4
HotRoute - Kendrick Lewis #23
Chiefscafan - Wallace Gilberry #92
Warrior5 - Jovan Belcher #59
talastan - LeRon McClain #44
Rausch - Jon Asamoah #73
TrickyNicky - David Mims #70
Stinger - Todd Haley, HC
Micjones - Derrick Johnson #56
MoreLemonPledge - Javier Arenas #21
OmahaChief - Allen Bailey #71
Sofa King - Dustin Colquitt #2
phisherman - Rodney Hudson #61
boogblaster - Kelly Gregg #77
JohninGPT - Ryan Succop #6
wasi - Cory Greenwood #93
bowener - Barry Richardson #67
BigRock - Matt Cassel #7
Renegade - Gabe Miller #51
kysirsoze - Glenn Dorsey #72
Reaper16 - Quentin Lawrence #31
KC Tattoo - Brandon Flowers #24
Detoxing - Ricky (Dick) Stanzi #13
Chiefsos - Casey Weigmann #62

*in order they were adopted

Why am I not listed?

[Gadzooks]

This is bullshit!!! I adopted Cassel last week
Bigrock better pick another chief. I've got dibs.

[Dante84]

Why am I not listed?

Its not an official list, I just scrolled through the thread and listed as I saw them... musta missed a few.

I was hoping NUT WOULD PUT AN OFFICIAL LIST IN THE OP

[chefsos]

Why am I not listed?Because there's no time for tomfoolery in here. Those leftover guys are getting hungry and they're all out of kibble.

[Sofa King]

nut needs to put a depth chart in the op. red colors for the ones who haven't been picked. Names of posters by the ones who HAVE been picked.

That will clear some shit up.

[blaise]

On a side note- I just read a tweet that the Dolphins signed Larry Johnson.

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

Who do I make the check payable to? Tyler Palko or his agent?

[Sofa King]

On a side note- I just read a tweet that the Dolphins signed Larry Johnson.

Never heard of him.

[royr17]

Near as I can figure, we have unclaimed, unwanted, unloved:

B Albert
S Bannon
J Battle
J Brown
K Colbert
T Copper
My Cocks
J Gaither
R Lilja
L Pope

Remember when The Professor and Mary Ann were dismissed as "...and the rest..."?


And the rest

i'll claim leonard pope

[Extra Point]

Near as I can figure, we have unclaimed, unwanted, unloved:

B Albert
S Bannon
J Battle
J Brown
K Colbert
T Copper
My Cocks
J Gaither
R Lilja
L Pope

Remember when The Professor and Mary Ann were dismissed as "...and the rest..."?


And the rest

I got Lilja, then.

[BossChief]

Ill take Jalil Brown.

Sucks that I didn't see this in time to get either Stanzi or Moeaki.

[lcarus]

I'll take Scott Fujita. Wait...he's already adopted? Nevermind.

[CoMoChief]

ill take albert.

[SuperChief]

Ill take Jalil Brown.

Sucks that I didn't see this in time to get either Stanzi or Moeaki.

I have adopted Moeaki. Now, in a gesture of paternal good will, you have adopted Moeak. Congratulations.

I now have Gaither.

[Frosty]

I was going to take Miller since he's a Beaver but someone already took him. I'll have to go with the other one and take Jersey Shore (Sabby) though I don't think he makes the team.

[TimeForWasp]

I want the last player we sign after final cuts before the season starts.

[Renegade]

Glad I didn't take Siler. I couldn't afford that adopt-a-chief now that he will be loafing around.

[ReynardMuldrake]

Can I adopt Kyle Orton?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Since a n00b beat me to Stude and nothing's left....I'm taking Coach Haley.

[SuperChief]

Since a n00b beat me to Stude and nothing's left....I'm taking Coach Haley.

*sigh*

[BossChief]

I have adopted Moeaki. Now, in a gesture of paternal good will, you have adopted Moeak. Congratulations.

I now have Gaither.

awwww hellz yeah

THIS IS A BIG DEAL

[BossChief]

Since a n00b beat me to Stude and nothing's left....I'm taking Coach Haley.

you can have Jalil Brown cause dude just gave me Moeaki.

Dont sleep on JB, he is gonna be a steal.

have I ever steered you wrong?

[SuperChief]

awwww hellz yeah

THIS IS A BIG DEAL

I knew it would be, hence the black market child trade.

[BossChief]

I knew it would be, hence the black market child trade.

harumph

[Pasta Little Brioni]

*sigh*

*loud fart* /in your general direction/

[Sofa King]

Since a n00b beat me to Stude and nothing's left....I'm taking Coach Haley.

He's already gone as well.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He's already gone as well.

Guess I'll have to settle for Muir then ROFL I'm out.

[SuperChief]

After reading your sig for the first time Sofa, it got me thinking . . . where the hell is SR?

[BossChief]

Guess I'll have to settle for Muir then ROFL I'm out.

whats wrong with Jalil Brown?

That kid is gonna be a good corner...even if he doesnt get to see the field unless there are injuries.

If/when Flowers misses the couple games he routinely has, Jalil will step in and show his worth.

It just sucks that his last name is Brown and those fuckers gave him #30.

Thats fucking cursed.

[Sofa King]

After reading your sig for the first time Sofa, it got me thinking . . . where the hell is SR?

Him, Shogun and Fritz88 are vacationing together in the Alps.

Not sure why they forgot their computers.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

What is this 'or' sh!t?

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

No offense, Adopt-a-player threads are the dumbest things ever invented. When I see these things, I want to punch Al Gore in the face for ever inventing the internet.

Remember, no one is allowed to be offended because I prefaced this with "no offense". Thank you in advance.

[BossChief]

Him, Shogun and Fritz88 are vacationing together in the Alps.

Not sure why they forgot their computers.

haha

last I heard from Fritz88 was his rep to me before the first preseason game when he sent me something like

"if you hit as big on Stanzi as you did with Moeaki, Ill suck random dicks"

or something very close to that.

Maybe he really is in the alps!

[MahiMike]

I don't think I can afford to adopt any of the players. They eat too much!

Gimme Haley.

[Sofa King]

haha

last I heard from Fritz88 was his rep to me before the first preseason game when he sent me something like

"if you hit as big on Stanzi as you did with Moeaki, Ill suck random dicks"

or something very close to that.

Maybe he really is in the alps!

Oh good. I thought only I got those from Fritz.


LMAO

[TimeForWasp]

I want the last player we sign after final cuts before the season starts.

Ok it looks like I'm stuck adopting OL LUCAS PATTERSON

[Dante84]

My son is going beast mode today.

[TimeForWasp]

My son is going beast mode today.

You have a good boy. You should be a proud Father.

[michaelj_58]

URBAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smed1065]

I'll take the Colbert report.

[lewdog]

I will adopt Bill Muir so I can influence the play calling.