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ShowtimeSBMVP
08-23-2011, 12:24 PM
Brodie Croyle - QB - Cardinals Cardinals agreed to terms with QB Brodie Croyle, formerly of the Chiefs.
Croyle attracted little interest on the open market after imploding in a spot start last December. He's now 0-10 in his five-year NFL career as a starter. Croyle is only being brought in for practice depth with John Skelton (ankle) and Max Hall (shoulder) nursing injuries.

Rooster
08-23-2011, 12:25 PM
Mrs. Croyle stays in KC, right????

Pasta Little Brioni
08-23-2011, 12:25 PM
Somewhere a Cardinal fan is typing "if they paid the right price and he's healthy it's at least worth a look right guys?1111??!?OMG???"

DMAC
08-23-2011, 12:26 PM
His journey begins.

blaise
08-23-2011, 12:27 PM
Ok, next caller.

"Hey, this is Mark in Glendale? Let's get him in there and see what he can do."

Rooster
08-23-2011, 12:27 PM
Somewhere a Cardinal fan is typing "if they paid the right price and he's healthy it's at least worth a look right guys?1111??!?OMG???"

ROFL Also the phrase "low risk, high reward" will be used.......alot.

1ChiefsDan
08-23-2011, 12:27 PM
Somewhere a Cardinal fan is typing "if they paid the right price and he's healthy it's at least worth a look right guys?1111??!?OMG???"Ramsfan in 3, 2, 1

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2011, 12:28 PM
Well, I wish the guy nothing but good luck. He didn't work out, but damn I was rooting for the kid.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-23-2011, 12:29 PM
ROFL Also the phrase "low risk, high reward" will be used.......alot.

"He has to be better than what we have am i rite????"

Dr. Johnny Fever
08-23-2011, 12:29 PM
Has anyone seen ChiefsNow? He hasn't taken to the nearerst rooftop yet has he? Please check in CN.....

SPchief
08-23-2011, 12:30 PM
Is he hurt yet?

lcarus
08-23-2011, 12:33 PM
Is he hurt yet?

http://cloud.graphicleftovers.com/23142/447833/injured-bird.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni
08-23-2011, 12:36 PM
BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH ROFL

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/f4/brodie-croyle-169798.html

blaise
08-23-2011, 12:37 PM
BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/f4/brodie-croyle-169798.html

That's crazy. Don Knotts was way tougher.

MIAdragon
08-23-2011, 12:38 PM
ROFL Also the phrase "low risk, high reward" will be used.......alot.

it would be the same shit here if it was the other way around, lets not get too crazy.

Mr. Laz
08-23-2011, 12:38 PM
I wish him well

I also wish he would leave Mrs. Croyle in KC. :hump:

Pasta Little Brioni
08-23-2011, 12:38 PM
it would be the same shit here if it was the other way around, lets not get too crazy.

That's the point.

Dave Lane
08-23-2011, 12:38 PM
phobia smells like pee

Pasta Little Brioni
08-23-2011, 12:39 PM
GoChiefs is everywhere.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2011, 12:40 PM
lol....I read this and scurried over there looking for any funny reactions.

alpha_omega
08-23-2011, 12:41 PM
print 'em cards!

SuperChief
08-23-2011, 12:42 PM
phobia smells like pee

Indeed.

...oh, you're referring to the Cards thread. Ok.

durtyrute
08-23-2011, 12:42 PM
Well, I wish the guy nothing but good luck. He didn't work out, but damn I was rooting for the kid.

This

alpha_omega
08-23-2011, 12:43 PM
lol....I read this and scurried over there looking for any funny reactions.

Don Knotts...LMAO

TimeForWasp
08-23-2011, 12:45 PM
Has anyone seen ChiefsNow? He hasn't taken to the nearerst rooftop yet has he? Please check in CN.....

LOL Well , I do wish him luck. Glad he is getting one more chance.

gblowfish
08-23-2011, 12:45 PM
Mrs. Croyle will have lots of opportunities to wear bikinis year round now.

Reerun_KC
08-23-2011, 12:47 PM
Somewhere a Cardinal fan is typing "if they paid the right price and he's healthy it's at least worth a look right guys?1111??!?OMG???"

I wonder where we have seen that before? /CP

ModSocks
08-23-2011, 12:47 PM
I can't believe that the entire time the dude was here he couldn't manage to add 10 fucking lbs. What a world of difference 10 lbs would've made for him...

Bowser
08-23-2011, 12:48 PM
Mrs. Croyle will have lots of opportunities to wear bikinis year round now.

Everybody wins.

Donger
08-23-2011, 12:50 PM
Huh. I guess Phoenix needs to get ready for more haboobs.

Pants
08-23-2011, 12:54 PM
Brodie "Air" Croyle will prove the CP haters wrong. I have no doubt of that. No doubt at all.

Mr_Tomahawk
08-23-2011, 12:54 PM
Damnit. :(

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Kelly%20Croyle.jpg

:deevee:

Thig Lyfe
08-23-2011, 12:54 PM
I wonder where we have seen that before? /CP

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durtyrute
08-23-2011, 12:55 PM
Damnit. :(

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Kelly%20Croyle.jpg

:deevee:

THANK YOU,It's the only thing he's good for

Donger
08-23-2011, 12:57 PM
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2020(38).png

Donger
08-23-2011, 12:57 PM
http://arrowheadaddict.com/files/2007/08/kellie_croyle_legs.jpg

Donger
08-23-2011, 12:58 PM
Pre-boob job:

http://arrowheadaddict.com/files/2007/08/brodie_kelli.jpg

Bowser
08-23-2011, 12:58 PM
Damn it, I love boobs.

Baby Lee
08-23-2011, 01:02 PM
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2020(38).png

http://www.laughstub.com/images/comedians/Demetri-Martin.jpg

lcarus
08-23-2011, 01:02 PM
I can't believe that the entire time the dude was here he couldn't manage to add 10 ****ing lbs. What a world of difference 10 lbs would've made for him...

Hell I've gained about 30 pounds since we drafted him, and I haven't done shit. Of course...these aren't the pounds anybody would actually want. But I might be able to get knocked down and not break my hip now.

vailpass
08-23-2011, 01:03 PM
Mrs. Croyle says in KC, right????

Better an A in KC than a C+ in Scottsdale.
j/k she's hot and already sports the Scottsdale Molded Injections.

Donger
08-23-2011, 01:05 PM
Better an A in KC than a C+ in Scottsdale.
j/k she's hot.

You live in Scottsdale? I was there all last week. Nice eye candy near Camelhump and Scottsdale Road.

Reerun_KC
08-23-2011, 01:07 PM
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Well you dont say? No one is going to pull anything on you are they?

vailpass
08-23-2011, 01:09 PM
You live in Scottsdale? I was there all last week. Nice eye candy near Camelhump and Scottsdale Road.

Camelhump? Love it. Yeah there are all kinds of pretty things in the district looking for love (credit check required).

Thig Lyfe
08-23-2011, 01:24 PM
Well you dont say? No one is going to pull anything on you are they?

You realize that explaining the joke like that makes it look like you didn't realize the joke had already been made, right? Thus the post making fun of you for explaining the joke?

gblowfish
08-23-2011, 01:29 PM
I bet if Dmitri Martin got 10 starts as an NFL quarterback, his winning percentage would be at least as good as Brokie....

Donger
08-23-2011, 01:30 PM
Nothing for haboobs? You guys suck. I'm leaving forever.

Reerun_KC
08-23-2011, 01:31 PM
You realize that explaining the joke like that makes it look like you didn't realize the joke had already been made, right? Thus the post making fun of you for explaining the joke?

When I looked at whom qouted me, I realized that I had to explain myself...

Most poeple got it, chuckled and moved on... Some? Well not so much...

HemiEd
08-23-2011, 01:32 PM
Well, I wish the guy nothing but good luck. He didn't work out, but damn I was rooting for the kid.

x2, the wrong place at the wrong time. fucking Herm.

Bowser
08-23-2011, 01:37 PM
Nothing for haboobs? You guys suck. I'm leaving forever.

You've angered Frankie. Again.

CoMoChief
08-23-2011, 01:44 PM
LOL phobia smells like pee.....nice GoChiefs..

Hammock Parties
08-23-2011, 01:46 PM
0-10 in NFL starts. :)

And people are excised about this?

:)

Pasta Little Brioni
08-23-2011, 01:49 PM
Another gem from that Card board:

cow pies may upgrade Hall and Bartell, I mean they got some talent, upside? but they are both borderline 3rd string emergency NFL QB's, If they leave we aint out much.
pretty much a non factor,
But Croyle has never been on a good team, who knows?
How did Mcnown do in the battle of the bay? hope the raider fans didn't eat him?

Uhh, news flash Cardinal homer douche that Chief team he was on last year is better than any team you'll have in a long time.

Deberg_1990
08-23-2011, 01:59 PM
Marques Hagans wasnt available?

LOCOChief
08-23-2011, 02:01 PM
Good luck Brodie.

the Talking Can
08-23-2011, 02:36 PM
"according to Denver sources, Tebow would be the 5th best QB on the roster if they had signed Croyle..."

vailpass
08-23-2011, 02:41 PM
Nothing for haboobs? You guys suck. I'm leaving forever.

LMAO That was dust in time!

Thig Lyfe
08-23-2011, 02:42 PM
When I looked at whom qouted me, I realized that I had to explain myself...

Most poeple got it, chuckled and moved on... Some? Well not so much...

Don't use the word "whom" unless you actually know how to use it.

royr17
08-23-2011, 03:02 PM
Damnit. :(

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Kelly%20Croyle.jpg

:deevee:


mmmm me likey alot.

vailpass
08-23-2011, 03:04 PM
mmmm me likey alot.

well-Kept face and hair with full-size bolt-ons. Looks like half the moms at my kid's school.

Rams Fan
08-23-2011, 03:05 PM
Ramsfan in 3, 2, 1

You rang?

Bowser
08-23-2011, 03:17 PM
well-Kept face and hair with full-size bolt-ons. Looks like half the moms at my kid's school.

Barbiemom 1 talking to Barbiemom 2 - "Isn't it sweet how vailpass jr's dad is always here to pick his kid up? And he's always so nice, commenting on how we look nice! ANd he's such a conversationalist! What a sweet guy!"

gblowfish
08-23-2011, 03:33 PM
Wow...Chiefs fans can be harsh, man...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Croyle

vailpass
08-23-2011, 03:34 PM
Barbiemom 1 talking to Barbiemom 2 - "Isn't it sweet how vailpass jr's dad is always here to pick his kid up? And he's always so nice, commenting on how we look nice! ANd he's such a conversationalist! What a sweet guy!"

STOP FOLLOWING ME TO SCHOOL! LMAO

Bugeater
08-23-2011, 04:08 PM
Wow...Chiefs fans can be harsh, man...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Croyle
LMAO

Dylan
08-23-2011, 04:23 PM
BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH ROFL

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/f4/brodie-croyle-169798.html

ROFL

and this:

Wow...Chiefs fans can be harsh, man...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Croyle

LMAO

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LMAO

Munson
08-23-2011, 05:21 PM
I can't believe an NFL franchise gave the "Winless Wonder" a job. I'm surprised he didn't break a few ribs on the plane ride to Arizona.

Okie_Apparition
08-23-2011, 05:23 PM
Haley must have gave a glowing reference

chefsos
08-23-2011, 05:26 PM
:)You should send 'em the JESUS CHRIST, BRODIE! SNAP THE FUCKING BALL! gif. Try not to get banned for circumventing their word filter, though.

lcarus
08-23-2011, 05:40 PM
If a quarterback is no longer wanted by the Kansas City Chiefs....their career is over. I guess they didn't get the memo.

threebag
08-23-2011, 05:44 PM
The phobia smells like pee post by go chiefs is LMaO

chefsos
08-23-2011, 05:47 PM
The phobia smells like pee post by go chiefs is LMaOIt actually seems rather profound if you don't have the context.

Funny to us, nonetheless.

Backwards Masking
08-23-2011, 06:00 PM
Wonder if Vegas has a line on the chances of a QB getting injured in preseason?

JoeyChuckles
08-23-2011, 06:12 PM
Score, I'm in AZ, so maybe I'll get more Mrs. Croyle.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2011, 06:33 PM
lol

Most of those 10 losses came when the Chiefs were horrible.

He's not that bad.

In fact I've always thought he might be the real slow learner type, anyhow for a number three he's perfect.

black angus
08-23-2011, 06:34 PM
Wow...Chiefs fans can be harsh, man...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Croyle

:clap: Well done:clap:

Pasta Little Brioni
08-24-2011, 07:08 AM
I am Nostradumbass :D'

Well after Kurt Warner....... at least take a look! there is nothing wrong taking a look, Bartell is weak throwing back across the field, He has some good things sure, but that is a deal breaker in this offense.

Kolb is a good all around QB, except turnovers, but is not great at anything. And He's playing safer and smarter right now. Once he gets comfortable driving, Is when he might get into a wreck!

We can get better at QB on all levels, Skelton and Max hurt, shows the need!





Originally Posted by Mulli
Who is excited?

Me.

We could use a little bit of experienced backup depth.

I remember seeing him a year or so and thinking to myself that there might be something there. I wonder why the wheels came off the track.

Gotta believe that Tod Haley put in a good word.__________________

Steron
08-24-2011, 07:29 AM
I liked the kid. I hope he does well. If not there's always barber college.

Phobia
08-24-2011, 07:35 AM
The phobia smells like pee post by go chiefs is LMaO

I'm trying to fabricate a rule on the spot that would justify banning him for that. I think "conduct unbecoming the team" is probably a good catch-all, don't you?

RedThat
08-24-2011, 07:39 AM
Hey, i bet Brodie Croyle as a #3 QB is a bit better than Tyler palko as a #3 QB.

warrior
08-24-2011, 08:14 AM
Good luck Brokie hope you don't get hurt on the way to Arizona.

boogblaster
08-24-2011, 09:14 AM
Croyle knows clip-board ....

ShowtimeSBMVP
08-24-2011, 09:48 AM
AdamSchefterAdam Schefter

Cardinals waived QB Max Hall and officially signed QB Brodie Croyle.

DTLB58
08-24-2011, 09:57 AM
I liked the kid. I hope he does well. If not there's always barber college.

If not.....He's always got a HOT wife. ;)

DTLB58
08-24-2011, 09:58 AM
If a quarterback is no longer wanted by the Kansas City Chiefs....their career is over. I guess they didn't get the memo.

I'm thinking Haley and Whisenhut talked before they signed him.

BigCatDaddy
08-24-2011, 10:01 AM
AdamSchefterAdam Schefter

Cardinals waived QB Max Hall and officially signed QB Brodie Croyle.

Bring Max Hall in for a look?

Does he have a got wife/girlfriend?

Skyy God
08-24-2011, 10:03 AM
If not.....He's always got a HOT wife. ;)

Always hot? Like Brokie's career, she's gone downhill a bit since Hard Knocks.

MahiMike
08-24-2011, 10:04 AM
The dome will protect him.

Lonewolf Ed
08-24-2011, 10:44 AM
Barbiemom 1 talking to Barbiemom 2 - "Isn't it sweet how vailpass jr's dad is always here to pick his kid up? And he's always so nice, commenting on how we look nice! ANd he's such a conversationalist! What a sweet guy!"

If they have said he is sweet twice and nice once, he's sunk.

Donger
08-24-2011, 10:46 AM
Always hot? Like Brokie's career, she's gone downhill a bit since Hard Knocks.

She has? Fat?

Skyy God
08-24-2011, 11:01 AM
She has? Fat?

Not fat, just not smoking hot.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168868&page=5

ModSocks
08-24-2011, 12:24 PM
Not sure what's going on in this thread, but I'd totally stick it to October before Kelli.

October has to be one of the hottest Pro Sports wives I've seen.

I would the whole thing till my dick bled.

Start Croyle
08-24-2011, 08:31 PM
I just read the news!

I don't know what to say. I don't know what to think. I don't know if I should root for the Chiefs anymore.

I hate this signing!

Hammock Parties
08-24-2011, 08:32 PM
Not sure what's going on in this thread, but I'd totally stick it to October before Kelli.

October has to be one of the hottest Pro Sports wives I've seen.

I would the whole thing till my dick bled.

I've seen Kelli in person.

You would the whole thing with her too until your dick bled.

Okie_Apparition
08-24-2011, 08:39 PM
I can see Brokie in 15 years setting in the strip bar in which his wife dances on mid-week afternoons. Drunk with heavy, gray face stubble. Saying he was an NFL quarterback for the KC Chiefs.

ShowtimeSBMVP
09-01-2011, 09:47 PM
looking good tonight vs backups

tk13
09-01-2011, 09:57 PM
Croyle can sure wing it. Then again it seems his throws sail sometimes because of it.