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Jenson71
08-25-2011, 07:48 AM
Good article here: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/399819/what_your_poop_might_be_saying_about.html?cat=5 [numerous pages, no pics]

Have you ever wondered how they lived without toilet paper back in the days of old? The thought of using a leaf on some consistencies of poo just seems incomprehensible and down right messy. If you're a visual person I'm sure this is leaving you with an image of disgust but, the truth is that poop can tell you a lot about your health. Back in the days of old when people munched on crunchy vegetables and fruit and nuts and berries, their stool was more than likely non-messy and shot out clean as a bean. There would be very little residual left to wipe up. But in our day and age with all the processed, fatty, greasy, chemical added foods our poops come out resembling just that, drippy and greasy and leaving a mess to clean up. So, here are a few things that will tell you about yourself regarding what your outtake in the toilet is.

Although the majority of your poop is water, about 75%, the rest is 'other stuff' such as dead stuff ...dead bacteria along with live bacteria, undigested food pieces, fiber, mucous, proteins and salts and other material waste that is being eliminated from your body.

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seclark
08-25-2011, 07:50 AM
i don't give a shit.
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WV
08-25-2011, 07:52 AM
Did somebody mention tossed salad?

Jenson71
08-25-2011, 07:58 AM
Dr. Michael Levitt, Author of the book called "The Bowel Book" states that healthy human stool resembles the shape and consistency of an unripe banana. (Although not the same color of course.) Healthy poop will be a golden brown color, almost odorless and close to 18 inches in length.

A very healthy individual will also poop out what they eat on a regular basis and ideally 3x a day, however, most healthy people will only poo once per day.

BigRichard
08-25-2011, 08:01 AM
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seclark
08-25-2011, 08:02 AM
if i laid an 18 inch cable, you'd be able to bury me in a shoe box.
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blaise
08-25-2011, 08:16 AM
Good article here: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/399819/what_your_poop_might_be_saying_about.html?cat=5 [numerous pages, no pics]

Have you ever wondered how they lived without toilet paper back in the days of old? The thought of using a leaf on some consistencies of poo just seems incomprehensible and down right messy. If you're a visual person I'm sure this is leaving you with an image of disgust but, the truth is that poop can tell you a lot about your health. Back in the days of old when people munched on crunchy vegetables and fruit and nuts and berries, their stool was more than likely non-messy and shot out clean as a bean. There would be very little residual left to wipe up. But in our day and age with all the processed, fatty, greasy, chemical added foods our poops come out resembling just that, drippy and greasy and leaving a mess to clean up. So, here are a few things that will tell you about yourself regarding what your outtake in the toilet is.

Although the majority of your poop is water, about 75%, the rest is 'other stuff' such as dead stuff ...dead bacteria along with live bacteria, undigested food pieces, fiber, mucous, proteins and salts and other material waste that is being eliminated from your body.

....

They also squatted over a hole in the ground. Sitting the way we do on a toilet apparently lends itself to more difficult cleanup.

KurtCobain
08-25-2011, 08:24 AM
I examine it very closely so I can tell Buck.

Had a ciggarette butt in it the other day.

38yrsfan
08-25-2011, 10:05 AM
I always try to make sure I attend each event.

Dr. Johnny Fever
08-25-2011, 10:10 AM
Healthy poop will be... close to 18 inches in length.



The fuck????

listopencil
08-25-2011, 10:25 AM
The fuck????

http://180turning30.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/play-doh.jpg?w=220&h=166

Dr. Johnny Fever
08-25-2011, 10:27 AM
http://180turning30.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/play-doh.jpg?w=220&h=166

LMAO

Okie_Apparition
08-25-2011, 11:17 AM
It got to be too big of a hassle putting on the googles to prevent watering of the eyes. Then they just steam up after only a few seconds

Dr. Johnny Fever
08-25-2011, 11:21 AM
It got to be too big of a hassle putting on the googles to prevent watering of the eyes. Then they just steam up after only a few seconds

goggles. you're welcome.

Okie_Apparition
08-25-2011, 11:25 AM
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