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Direckshun
08-25-2011, 10:32 PM
You know the routine.

What should my sign say?

I'm trying to get on TV here, so I need it to be TV-friendly.

But I ideally want something irreverent, whether it's football-related or (ideally) not.

I want to change the way people THINK. That's right.

Your best sign-worthy quips: go.

Hammock Parties
08-25-2011, 10:34 PM
signs at football games are lame unless you're sitting in the front row

don't be that guy

KurtCobain
08-25-2011, 10:36 PM
don't be that guy

Bugeater
08-25-2011, 10:36 PM
You definitely don't want to be Thatguy.

Bugeater
08-25-2011, 10:37 PM
Where is Thatguy anyway?

BossChief
08-25-2011, 10:39 PM
CUT JONES!!!

CoMoChief
08-25-2011, 10:39 PM
You know the routine.

What should my sign say?

I'm trying to get on TV here, so I need it to be TV-friendly.

But I ideally want something irreverent, whether it's football-related or (ideally) not.

I want to change the way people THINK. That's right.

Your best sign-worthy quips: go.

"I'm Gay!!!" and have an arrow pointing the the guy that sits next to you

Okie_Apparition
08-25-2011, 10:39 PM
Nixon
Blows
Cock

kysirsoze
08-25-2011, 10:39 PM
What is this on? CBS?

Can't
Beat
Stanzi

Direckshun
08-25-2011, 10:40 PM
signs at football games are lame unless you're sitting in the front row

don't be that guy

don't be that guy

You definitely don't want to be Thatguy.

I'm that guy.

Get over it.

Make me your neighbor.

Hammock Parties
08-25-2011, 10:40 PM
Where are you sitting? You may have 0 chance of getting on TV.

kysirsoze
08-25-2011, 10:40 PM
Nixon
Blows
Cock

NBC?!?!

I got nothin.

ClevelandBronco
08-25-2011, 10:41 PM
Try: "Oops, sorry. I didn't realize that Obama was just Larry Johnson in a really nice suit."

BossChief
08-25-2011, 10:41 PM
What is this on? CBS?

Can't
Beat
Stanzi

KC at home against a NFC opponent is a FOX broadcast, I believe.

Direckshun
08-25-2011, 10:41 PM
Where are you sitting? You may have 0 chance of getting on TV.

I have zero chance. Trust me.

All the more reason to have a ridiculously stupid sign.

Direckshun
08-25-2011, 10:41 PM
Try: "Oops, sorry. I didn't realize that Obama was just Larry Johnson in a really nice suit."

LMAO

Gold.

Okie_Apparition
08-25-2011, 10:42 PM
No it's CBS

Direckshun
08-25-2011, 10:42 PM
KC at home against a NFC opponent is a FOX broadcast, I believe.

FIGHT
ON!
(XYLAPHONES)

kysirsoze
08-25-2011, 10:42 PM
Try: "Oops, sorry. I didn't realize that Obama was just Larry Johnson in a really nice suit."

HAHAHA. I don't even know what this means, but it is fucking hilarious.

Bugeater
08-25-2011, 10:45 PM
KC at home against a NFC opponent is a FOX broadcast, I believe.
That only applies to regular season games. Since it's not a national game, so it will be on whatever affiliates pick up the Chiefs Network.

tk13
08-25-2011, 10:45 PM
This is not a national broadcast. Using a network probably won't get you anywhere... actually it'd probably decrease your odds.

kysirsoze
08-25-2011, 10:46 PM
This is not a national broadcast. Using a network probably won't get you anywhere.

Who's calling the game?

Okie_Apparition
08-25-2011, 10:46 PM
Have McDaniels sign a 2010 AFC West Champions hoodie

tk13
08-25-2011, 10:47 PM
"How many rookies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to get punched in the face by Thomas Jones."

Okie_Apparition
08-25-2011, 10:48 PM
Country
Bucking
Strong

Hammock Parties
08-25-2011, 10:52 PM
Do you really want to lug a sign around Arrowhead for 4 hours?

http://rlv.zcache.com/come_on_man_tshirt-p235753816591167326trdy_125.jpg

RealSNR
08-25-2011, 10:56 PM
Circle me, Bert!

Direckshun
08-25-2011, 10:57 PM
Circle me, Bert!

LMAO

tk13
08-25-2011, 11:00 PM
Circle me, Bert!

Ban.

Munson
08-25-2011, 11:08 PM
Start Croyle!

RealSNR
08-25-2011, 11:14 PM
Ban.Really? Now that the Twins suck again, you'd think this would be funny

CoMoChief
08-25-2011, 11:44 PM
Try: "Oops, sorry. I didn't realize that Obama was just Larry Johnson in a really nice suit."

Not only is this ****ing stupid....but it makes absolutely no sense at all.

you just failed all over this thread.

Titty Meat
08-25-2011, 11:47 PM
4th and long with an imprint of your peen underneath

Chiefs=Champions
08-25-2011, 11:52 PM
Don't be that. Guy!

listopencil
08-26-2011, 12:01 AM
I'm fond of:

Keep
Fuckin'
That
Chicken


Do you have a local affiliate named KFTC? Or is it W**** back East?

Fritz88
08-26-2011, 12:09 AM
Clark "a penny saved is a penny earned" Hunt.
Posted via Mobile Device

Tribal Warfare
08-26-2011, 12:13 AM
It's Arrowhead

DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrazyPhuD
08-26-2011, 12:13 AM
Fire
Up
Chiefs
Kansas City!

Direckshun
08-26-2011, 12:45 AM
Start Croyle!

LOVE IT.

Bewbies
08-26-2011, 12:45 AM
Want on tv?

I'm proud I voted for Obama.

You'll get on tv, and you'll get your ass kicked. Double win.

Rasputin
08-26-2011, 12:52 AM
Signs signs everywhere signs, can't you read the signs.

CrazyPhuD
08-26-2011, 12:53 AM
LOVE IT.

Nah if you're going to do that it has to be....

Start Kelli Croyle!

TimeForWasp
08-26-2011, 12:56 AM
Make a sign that says

bet my sign gets on tv.
Go Chiefs

CrazyPhuD
08-26-2011, 12:59 AM
Na if you really want to be sure you get on TV you need to make a sign that says....

I'm coming out to the world today!
Go Chiefs!

With a couple chiefs hearts on the sign for good measure.

KurtCobain
08-26-2011, 01:02 AM
STEVE - WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Titty Meat
08-26-2011, 01:10 AM
GOD HATES FG'S

TimeForWasp
08-26-2011, 01:17 AM
Uckfay ouyay !!!

Hammock Parties
08-26-2011, 01:18 AM
GOD HATES FG'S

God Hates Spags

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2009/01/steve-spagnuolo.gif

TimeForWasp
08-26-2011, 01:30 AM
We could win if we wanted to.

Rasputin
08-26-2011, 01:32 AM
You just got

POWED!

MoreLemonPledge
08-26-2011, 01:45 AM
More like Sam BADford

HAHAHAHHAAAAA HHAHAHAAA

big nasty kcnut
08-26-2011, 02:06 AM
For a sign i would put Is this the place for the lesbian gangbang?

SenselessChiefsFan
08-26-2011, 05:13 AM
Try: "Oops, sorry. I didn't realize that Obama was just Larry Johnson in a really nice suit."

That might be the most racist thing I have ever read.

ILChief
08-26-2011, 05:34 AM
Thomas Jones sucker-punched me!

blaise
08-26-2011, 05:40 AM
That might be the most racist thing I have ever read.

You don't read much, I guess.

blaise
08-26-2011, 05:46 AM
Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

|Zach|
08-26-2011, 05:47 AM
"WHY AM I AT A PRESEASON GAME?"

Rukdafaidas
08-26-2011, 06:35 AM
If you really want on tv, say something about Joplin. This game is being billed as a benefit to helping Joplin rebuild.
My son is in the Joplin Youth Football program and they're going to go on the field before the game.
They're also going to recognize some of the first responders tonight.

durtyrute
08-26-2011, 07:09 AM
"PRACTICE?........PRACTICE!!?!!"

ReynardMuldrake
08-26-2011, 07:27 AM
God Hates Spags

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2009/01/steve-spagnuolo.gif

OK, that one was funny.

LOCOChief
08-26-2011, 07:34 AM
$2 tick checks
mens room sec #339
Half of all proceeds to Joplin rebuild..

GO CHIEFS!

luv
08-26-2011, 07:36 AM
You want on TV? Well, if people expose skin in freezing weather get on TV, then maybe you should wear a parka and snow boots tonight.

I'm not really creative, witty, or funny, so I have no ideas for signage.

Sofa King
08-26-2011, 07:38 AM
"How many rookies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to get punched in the face by Thomas Jones."

hahahaha

Hammock Parties
08-26-2011, 07:38 AM
"ALBERT SUCKS"

Sofa King
08-26-2011, 07:40 AM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8316/casselcomeatmebro.jpg

Copy this picture, print it on a huge piece of tag board. Hang it behind the rams bench.

rocknrolla
08-26-2011, 08:35 AM
Dad, don't fine me for playing football!

Rain Man
08-26-2011, 08:59 AM
"The Path to Preseason Bowl XLVI"

KCUnited
08-26-2011, 09:50 AM
I'd do a goal post and maybe you'll get a ball thrown your way.

Mr. Laz
08-26-2011, 09:53 AM
I MISS KELLI CROYLE!!!!

<3

Fansy the Famous Bard
08-26-2011, 10:01 AM
"Thomas Jones, the bad guys are over THERE!"

frankotank
08-26-2011, 10:13 AM
T Jones
make it right
hurt Cassel

MahiMike
08-26-2011, 10:15 AM
FOX - Finally Our Xavior (Haley)

Chiefnj2
08-26-2011, 10:21 AM
A picture of Baldwin holding up his bandaged had with a caption underneath "Charlie, Thomas Jones took my thumb"

- obscure Pope of Greenwich Village reference.

Iowanian
08-26-2011, 10:23 AM
Are you going to be standing at the exit ramp with a spit hood over your head and a sign that says "close gitmo" or "pink for palestine"?

ModSocks
08-26-2011, 10:27 AM
For a sign i would put Is this the place for the lesbian gangbang?

Jesus. This placed turned you into a monster.

vailpass
08-26-2011, 10:31 AM
That might be the most racist thing I have ever read.

Hi, I'm vailpass.

Exoter175
08-26-2011, 10:41 AM
"Run, Run, Run, Punt"

or

"Stanzi-City Chiefs"

Bowser
08-26-2011, 11:16 AM
"My club tickets for this game cost less than parking"

Okie_Apparition
08-26-2011, 11:22 AM
Fall down the stairwell & get a statue


~too soon

Titty Meat
08-26-2011, 11:23 AM
FOX - Finally Our Xavior (Haley)

Too bad the game is on CBS.

KurtCobain
08-26-2011, 11:26 AM
"WHY AM I AT A PRESEASON GAME?"

omfg this :clap: LMAO LMAO

Direckshun
08-26-2011, 11:58 AM
Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Pure gold.

"WHY AM I AT A PRESEASON GAME?"

Gold.

vailpass
08-26-2011, 12:00 PM
Parking Lot Attendant Scum

Predarat
08-26-2011, 12:04 PM
"We need a Black Matt Castle"

Bob Dole
08-26-2011, 12:22 PM
Get a Google Voice number and put it on the sign, ala Barney Stinson.

boogblaster
08-26-2011, 12:40 PM
Fist
Organ
inX-box

Iowanian
08-26-2011, 01:03 PM
I paid Full price
for a half ass game

Fansy the Famous Bard
08-26-2011, 01:08 PM
"Have a fine. Needs paid. D-Bowe?"

scorpio
08-26-2011, 01:15 PM
"THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"

the Talking Can
08-26-2011, 01:16 PM
"Carl Peterson Lives"

Dayze
08-26-2011, 01:18 PM
"Baldwin - Can I sign Your Cast"?

DTLB58
08-26-2011, 02:10 PM
I MISS KELLI CROYLE!!!!

<3

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner! :clap:

4th and Long
08-26-2011, 02:32 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/14257/slide_14257_197124_large.jpg?1314389880297

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/14257/slide_14257_197300_large.jpg?1314389970170

Mojo Jojo
08-26-2011, 03:41 PM
Coming this Christmas to theaters:
JOHN 3:17
The Next Verse

J Diddy
08-26-2011, 04:03 PM
Making a sign for a preseason game is illogical. It just don't make sense.

LocoChiefsFan
08-26-2011, 04:19 PM
"Thomas Jones, the bad guys are over THERE!"

ROFL

Raiderhater58
08-26-2011, 05:19 PM
GOD HATES FG'S



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:clap:

ForeverChiefs58
08-26-2011, 09:10 PM
Ha. Was that you asking Bradford to marry you?

Mr. Laz
08-26-2011, 09:14 PM
stay tuned for KCTV 5 news after the game?

Smed1065
08-26-2011, 09:22 PM
Certainly
Bradford cant beat
Stanzi

Okie_Apparition
08-26-2011, 09:25 PM
LATE
NIGHT
BULLSHIT

stonedstooge
08-26-2011, 09:27 PM
Where's FAX?

Simply Red
08-27-2011, 12:37 AM
Well Shun? What'd ya take?

Hammock Parties
08-27-2011, 03:29 AM
Cool sign, brah.

http://i55.tinypic.com/205xpae.jpg