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Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:08 AM
I don't know you but I wonder... if your name is dan here, is your real name Arrowheadman13 or Chiefsred or SuperBowl69 or LennytheCOOL or maybe Hastysmackabitch or runrunpasspunt or possibly colquitmvp or maybe even sacklegend58.....?

I'd like to know who "dan" really is...
The Franchise
08-30-2011, 10:15 AM
I am Dan.
Jenson71
08-30-2011, 10:16 AM
I am Dan.
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:16 AM
Liars
The Franchise
08-30-2011, 10:18 AM
Liars

Want to see my birth certificate?
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:21 AM
Want to see my birth certificate?

Yes please post it. You may be "a" Dan but you aren't "THE" dan.
burt
08-30-2011, 10:22 AM
Want to see my birth certificate?

Maybe, but Beer me is talking about THE Dan. "Dan without enough imagination to come up with an original name". That, sir, IS NOT YOU!
burt
08-30-2011, 10:23 AM
Yes please post it. You may be "a" Dan but you aren't "THE" dan.

Damn, you beat me.
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:23 AM
Maybe, but Beer me is talking about THE Dan. "Dan without enough imagination to come up with an original name". That, sir, IS NOT YOU!

How do we know dan isn't Martys_balls_in_my_mouth in real life and he's tired of writing that on checks and shit so "dan" IS imaginative and creative for him?
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:24 AM
Damn, you beat me.

Hi burt. Have you seen dan anywhere?
burt
08-30-2011, 10:25 AM
How do we know dan isn't Martys_balls_in_my_mouth in real life and he's tired of writing that on checks and shit so "dan" IS imaginative and creative for him?

IF dan were, Martys_balls_in_my_mouth in real life, his parents would be imaginative, most probably.
burt
08-30-2011, 10:26 AM
Hi burt. Have you seen dan anywhere?

Yeah, but I forgot where I laid him.
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:26 AM
IF dan were, Martys_balls_in_my_mouth in real life, his parents would be imaginative, most probably.

Exactly. Which may tend to inspire "dan" to reach for the simpler life.
Crush
08-30-2011, 10:28 AM
No response from Dan yet. I think it is time to put his picture on a milk carton.
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:29 AM
dan! Stop lurking! We want to know you and give you a group hug for your birthday!
burt
08-30-2011, 10:33 AM
dan! Stop lurking! We want to know you and give you a group hug for your birthday!

But, judging by my earlier post,


Yeah, but I forgot where I laid him.


you never know where a group hug may lead. It'/s really not my fault, I just recently found out, from the recently deceased Chiefsnow, that I am most probably gay!
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:37 AM
But, judging by my earlier post,





you never know where a group hug may lead. It'/s really not my fault, I just recently found out, from the recently deceased Chiefsnow, that I am most probably gay!

Well........ congrats?
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 10:44 AM
dan is 37 today. He joined on December 5th of last year... his one and only time on-line. Dan has no posts and sadly no friends.

I sent you a friend request dan and posted on your wall. Please come out.
Earthling
08-30-2011, 10:48 AM
I'll have a drink on behalf of The Dans' BD....And another one if he does show up. :thumb:
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 11:00 AM
I'll have a drink on behalf of The Dans' BD....And another one if he does show up. :thumb:

I bet where ever dan is and whatever he's doing for his birthday, he isn't even thinking about us. That kind of hurts actually.
burt
08-30-2011, 12:08 PM
Well........ congrats?

the jury is still out on that.......
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 04:45 PM
dan........... dan........? (knock knock knock).... is this thing on......? dan can you hear me? I'm not giving up on you dan. I think we can be friends.


(taps fingers over and over)


(lets out a small sigh).......................
burt
08-30-2011, 04:53 PM
dan........... dan........? (knock knock knock).... is this thing on......? dan can you hear me? I'm not giving up on you dan. I think we can be friends.


(taps fingers over and over)


(lets out a small sigh).......................

I think I scared him off.....
BillSelfsTrophycase
08-30-2011, 04:54 PM
I am Sparticus
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-30-2011, 04:56 PM
I think I scared him off.....

Would you please stop threatening buttsecks?! I'm trying to get dan to come out in the open and be a productive member of society.
burt
08-30-2011, 05:05 PM
Would you please stop threatening buttsecks?! I'm trying to get dan to come out in the open and be a productive member of society.

o sry.......... Dan I switched back to hetro!