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HonestChieffan
08-30-2011, 09:21 PM
Can't make some stuff up. Ive been trying to sell gold bricks since Gold broke $800.


SPARTANBURG, SC (WIS) - Spartanburg County deputies are looking for two men who sold a piece of wood painted to look like an iPad to a woman in a McDonald's parking lot.

Ashley McDowell, 22, told deputies she was buying food around 10:00 p.m. Monday when two men approached her in the parking lot trying to sell her an iPad or a laptop. According to a police report, the men showed McDowell a new iPad and told her they had bought several in bulk.

McDowell said she gave the men $180, and the men gave her a FedEx box out of the trunk of their car. When McDowell opened the box at home, she said she found a piece of wood painted black with an Apple logo.

McDowell told deputies one of the suspects had a gold tooth and was driving a white Chevy Impala with no rims and no tint.

http://www.wistv.com/story/15361411/sc-woman-buys-wooden-ipad-in-mcdonalds-parking-lot#

SPchief
08-30-2011, 09:22 PM
If you're that stupid, you deserve to lose $180

blaise
08-30-2011, 09:24 PM
When I lived in Buffalo dudes would sell VCR boxes to drunk students on the way home from the bar, and when they got home there would be a brick in there.

4th and Long
08-30-2011, 09:44 PM
I fell for a similar scam.

http://www.firstaidhere.com/images/sterile-eye-pad-2-per-ziplock-bag-p62383-3-1.jpg

blaise
08-30-2011, 09:52 PM
Sort of a scam, but a good one- when I was at Woodstock (the second one) these two dudes put up this little table and a sign that said, "Free Breast Painting" and chicks were coming right up and taking off their shirts so these dudes could paint circles and stuff on their breasts. It was genius.

burt
08-30-2011, 09:53 PM
Sort of a scam, but a good one- when I was at Woodstock (the second one) these two dudes put up this little table and a sign that said, "Free Breast Painting" and chicks were coming right up and taking off their shirts so these dudes could paint circles and stuff on their breasts. It was genius.

Wow. That is awesome jenius!

007
08-30-2011, 09:56 PM
What a dumbass.

Rain Man
08-30-2011, 09:58 PM
Sort of a scam, but a good one- when I was at Woodstock (the second one) these two dudes put up this little table and a sign that said, "Free Breast Painting" and chicks were coming right up and taking off their shirts so these dudes could paint circles and stuff on their breasts. It was genius.

It'd be even more genius if they charged money for it.

Okie_Apparition
08-30-2011, 10:04 PM
What kind of 22 year old woman has a spare $180 on her in front of a McDonalds at 10pm

CrazyPhuD
08-30-2011, 10:16 PM
What kind of 22 year old woman has a spare $180 on her in front of a McDonalds at 10pm

One that just got off her corner....err I mean work....

KurtCobain
08-30-2011, 10:25 PM
What kind of 22 year old woman has a spare $180 on her in front of a McDonalds at 10pm

http://www.celebs-and-models.com/celebs/LindsayLohan-NakedWhore/Lindsay_Lohan-Prostitute-01.jpg

TimeForWasp
08-30-2011, 10:37 PM
I was driving cab in Panama city Fl and it was getting late, A guy walked up and needed a ride just a short distance. It was about a 3 dollar ride. He gave me a 20 and I gave him change. When I got where I could see, He had cut the corners off of 4 $20 bills and glued them on the 4 corners of a $1 bill, I didn't look close enough. He got me.

Tylerthigpen!1!
08-30-2011, 11:01 PM
I was driving cab in Panama city Fl and it was getting late, A guy walked up and needed a ride just a short distance. It was about a 3 dollar ride. He gave me a 20 and I gave him change. When I got where I could see, He had cut the corners off of 4 $20 bills and glued them on the 4 corners of a $1 bill, I didn't look close enough. He got me.

What is someone going to do with a cornerless twenty?

Imon Yourside
08-30-2011, 11:02 PM
What is someone going to do with a cornerless twenty?

Keep Looking for an edge? I've always disliked the cornerless 20, i prefer a cornerless 5 myself.

TimeForWasp
08-30-2011, 11:08 PM
What is someone going to do with a cornerless twenty?

If you take one corner off a 20, it's still good
if you take one corner off of 4 $20s, they are still good

Imon Yourside
08-30-2011, 11:40 PM
Seriously My company wasn't supposed to ship these out for another week, i guess she can brag to her friends she bought the 1st one.

BigMeatballDave
08-31-2011, 12:25 AM
What a dumbshit.

listopencil
08-31-2011, 01:15 AM
Meh, anything from Apple sucks anyway. I bought this laptop from a guy who was working out of the dumpster area behind our local 7-11. He said low overhead helps him charge the low prices. Anyway, I bought a brand new computer from the guy and the thing won't even boot up. I'm done with Apple products, I'm sticking with a PC because they just work. I paid 500 for it, will let it go for 300 to someone who can work on computers and get it going. Here's a pic:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2259/fakeapplenz1.jpg

BryanBusby
08-31-2011, 01:28 AM
Kind of reminds me of this

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

unlurking
08-31-2011, 06:00 AM
Gotta love the effort! Looks like they glued a Best Buy advert to the front!

http://wistv.images.worldnow.com/images/15361411_BG1.jpg

Hydrae
08-31-2011, 07:22 AM
The Impala had no rims? They should go back to that parking lot, it is probably still there.

JD10367
08-31-2011, 08:14 AM
It works, she's just holding it wrong. /SteveJobs