Ebay Auction for Bible Signed by Jesus Himself!

[gblowfish]

Wow....
http://tinyurl.com/3nh4woc

[Bwana]

I figured it was a Tim Tebow, Ebay auction. :)

[WV]

http://www.theatermania.com/images/show/logo/120779logo.jpg

[Crush]

The Fly VHS not being included in the sale is a deal breaker in my opinion.

[kchero]

The Fly VHS not being included in the sale is a deal breaker in my opinion.

ROFL Thats the first thing I noticed when the pic popped up.

[Saulbadguy]

Seems like a fair price.

[Frazod]

"I'm not pointing fingers at Jesus or anything, but some of the pages around Genesis 47:29 appear to be stuck together."

ROFL

[The Franchise]

Q: Do you hope that you go to Heaven when you die?
A: If it's anything like the show '7th Heaven' then I say no thank you. That middle daughter's eyes used to creep me the eff out.


Q: There is a spot waiting for you in Heaven my good man(?). All you have to do is let God into your heart and you will be guaranteed a spot next to the Lord and Savior himself for all eternity. You will live the happiest most fulfilling life imaginable, and then be brought to live in the Kingdom of Heaven in all its glory. All it takes is one simple “yes”… Aug-30-11
A: meh.

ROFL

[Rain Man]

I think this is a fake. Legitimate Jesus autographs almost always include his middle initial of H.

[L.A. Chieffan]

that....is actually really brilliant

[-King-]

He charged $160 for that autograph
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[Sofa King]

The fucking comments are gold! LMAO


Q: If I bought the VHS copy of The Fly, would you throw the bible in? Aug-29-11
A: Yes. But, you would be appalled at the asking price.

[ModSocks]

Put my bid in. Excited....

[Pants]

Q: Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling match, Jesus or Jeff Goldblum as 'The Fly'??
A: Haven't you ever seen 'The Fly'?! Jeff Goldblum would literally snap Jesus' wrist tendons apart. Although, I suspect Jesus may have an edge in the aerodynamics department...what with the holes in his hands...

Oh my.

[boogblaster]

he'll be back ....

[CrazyPhuD]

Did Jesus sign it before or after he finished the landscaping?

[chasedude]

The Fly VHS not being included in the sale is a deal breaker in my opinion.

Jeff Goldblum does not endorse this sale ROFL

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/9/25/1253884210077/Jeff-Goldblum-in-The-Fly--001.jpg

[Pitt Gorilla]

I wonder how much that tape is.

[Hydrae]

I wonder how much that tape is.

Be careful, it looks like a pirated copy, not an officially distributed version.

[Frankie]

I think this is a fake. Legitimate Jesus autographs almost always include his middle initial of H.

DAMMIT Rain Man, I was gonna post the exact same thing. ROFL

I just held off for fear of being misunderstood because of not being Christian.

[Frankie]

that....is actually really brilliant

Judging by the 0 bids it has received, I say you are right. :)

[fan4ever]

DAMMIT Rain Man, I was gonna post the exact same thing. ROFL

I just held off for fear of being misunderstood because of not being Christian.

Yeah, you might have ended up having potshots taken at you by some of the guys here on CP.

[tooge]

I'm not bidding until there are like two seconds left

[Frankie]

Does anyone know what bookstore held the book signing?

[gblowfish]

Besides not including his middle initial "H", I had no idea Jesus dotted his "I" in "Christ" with a little heart. That's sweet!

[KurtCobain]

Besides not including his middle initial "H", I had no idea Jesus dotted his "I" in "Christ" with a little heart. That's sweet!

That's whats going to sell it. Jesus is such a thoughtful guy.

[Rain Man]

Yeah, you might have ended up having potshots taken at you by some of the guys here on CP.


Eh, I can't really see something like that happening around here.

[Fish]

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-left: 15px;" valign="top" width="15">Q: </td> <td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" width="633">Can you prove that Jesus signed this bible?</td> <td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-right: 10px; text-align: right;" width="20%">Aug-29-11</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <td class="questionA questionrowpadding" style="padding-left: 15px;" valign="top" width="15">A: </td> <td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding">No. But, I can prove I "signed your mom's bible."</td></tr></tbody></table>

Niiice...

[Frankie]

Yeah, you might have ended up having potshots taken at you by some of the guys here on CP.

POTSHOTS?!!,... POTSHOTS?!!,... YOU KIDDIN' ME?!,.... POTSHOTS?!!,...

http://symonsez.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/a5e7a3047ac216d3c6cb64_large.jpg

[Dave Lane]

I'm not bidding until there are like two seconds left

Tooge you will never out snipe me! I'm going in at 1.8 seconds now that I know this!

[Molitoth]

Q: Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling match, Jesus or Jeff Goldblum as 'The Fly'??
A: Haven't you ever seen 'The Fly'?! Jeff Goldblum would literally snap Jesus' wrist tendons apart. Although, I suspect Jesus may have an edge in the aerodynamics department...what with the holes in his hands...

That had me rolling.

[Spott]

I think this is a fake. Legitimate Jesus autographs almost always include his middle initial of H.

I always thought his middle name started with an F.

[gblowfish]

The questions by bidders section is a total hoot...

[Ebolapox]

link broken :(

[JD10367]

Damn, linkee no workee. I was gonna bid on it. It would look great next to my wooden iPad.

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm sure it's authentic...

[BigMeatballDave]

I think this is a fake. Legitimate Jesus autographs almost always include his middle initial of H.
He was a tap dancer, too...

[BigMeatballDave]

"I'm not pointing fingers at Jesus or anything, but some of the pages around Genesis 47:29 appear to be stuck together."

ROFLAre they implying Jesus masturbated?

Completely false.

He parted seas.

I'm sure he parted legs, as well...

[milkman]

Are they implying Jesus masturbated?

Completely false.

He parted seas.

I'm sure he parted legs, as well...

Faptizing?

[DTLB58]

Does anyone know what bookstore held the book signing?

And I thought the masturbation comment was funny. :thumb: