Royals @ Seattle gamethread 8/8

[SPchief]

Looks to be about 3K in the stands tonight

[gblowfish]

Maybe they'll get no-hit tonight.

[Deberg_1990]

Theres nothing finer than Royals baseball in September.

[KCUnited]

Suzuki just went Hiroshima

[Demonpenz]

Ichiro radiates homeruns

[Demonpenz]

Rookie Mike Carp goes fishing for strike 3

[KCUnited]

Fever calling the game in his Culpepper jersey for the NFL opener.

[SPchief]

Jesus Frenchy

[Great Expectations]

The Seattle ball girls are probably the worst in baseball.

[JoeyChuckles]

Slow game?

[Demonpenz]

Come On Royals!

[Great Expectations]

The lack of speed and then fundamentals exhibited in fielding Sal's foul ball is disturbing.

[Demonpenz]

hosmer is good and all but he doesn't scoop as well as I thought he would

[Demonpenz]

the mexican johnny bench. JUAN BENCHO

[gblowfish]

Um, you guys DO realize there's actual NFL football on right now? Right??

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Um, you guys DO realize there's actual NFL football on right now? Right??

And...?

[Deberg_1990]

Um, you guys DO realize there's actual NFL football on right now? Right??

But the Royals havent been eliminated yet. What's their magic number now?

[Great Expectations]

While Luke isn't my father, or uncle for that matter he did do a nice job pitching around that leadoff double. I think he knows where the corner is (sorry about almost ending my sentence in a preposition).

[Demonpenz]

yeah Hochaver has really come around this second half

[Demonpenz]

8 strikeouts for hochaver

[Great Expectations]

Seriously, did you notice the incompetence by the right field ball girl on those two fouls by Gordon?

[Demonpenz]

Hosmer

[Great Expectations]

You are right DP, I'm starting to come around on Hosmer. He has some upside at 1B.

[Demonpenz]

Hosmer is Lou Gerrig without the fatal disease,

[Reaper16]

Um, you guys DO realize there's actual NFL football on right now? Right??
Some of us are real Royals fans.

[Great Expectations]

Eff smoak and his circa 1995 hemp necklace.

[Demonpenz]

Smoak hits a homerun but I think the royals are going to get going. I want my
Country
Breakfast

[Demonpenz]

Smoak has sucked shit this second half of the year. I wanted him bad, but he sucks dick

[Great Expectations]

Sounds like you still want him.

[Demonpenz]

not as bad as I want Hosmer. Hosmers eye brows look like wasp wings

[Great Expectations]

I'd like to see Giavotella hang at is aunt's place downtown and punch coach Haley in his Adams apple the next time he grabs a girls buttocks.

[JoeyChuckles]

Hosmer is Lou Gerrig without the fatal disease,

That's my favorite quote of the day. Congrats.

[Demonpenz]

HOSMER PICK THE BALL YOU IDIOT