***Official "Hey, this n00b almost doesn't suck" Thread***

[DaFace]

Lately, it seems like good n00bs are few and far between. Every once in a while, though, we a n00b comes around who almost doesn't suck. While the annual King of the N00bs competition highlights the best of the worst each year, it seems like we should recognize n00bs who show potential more frequently.

So, feel free to bump this thread from time to time when you notice a n00b who almost doesn't suck.

[DaFace]

I'll dedicate my inaugural post to Setsuna. There were actually a couple other n00bs who showed promise that I noticed the other day, but now I've forgotten who they were. So, to our newest Jaguar fan lurker turned poster, welcome. Try not to suck.

[SPchief]

Don't they all suck? :shrug:

[jjjayb]

And if you do suck, at least have the courtesy to swallow.

[DaFace]

Don't they all suck? :shrug:

Well, yes. But some suck less than others and show enough potential that they might someday NOT suck that I figured it's worth trying to keep them around. :D

[Bearcat]

Don't they all suck? :shrug:

almost
[awl-mohst, awl-mohst]
al·most
 
 [awl-mohst, awl-mohst]
adverb
very nearly; all but: almost every house; almost the entire symphony; to pay almost nothing for a car; almost twice as many books; almost doesn't suck.

[Bugeater]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/9ht8hy.jpg

[JoeyChuckles]

I got a headache and it's not a tumor.

[BigRedChief]

Don't they all suck? :shrug:Sounds like a sore loser of the King of the N00bs crown. ;)

[cabletech94]

so, uhm....what's up?

[notorious]

What if a member (huh, huh) has been here for years, but just now started posting?


Are they still considered a nOOb?



If the answer is yes, I have noticed that nose is a pleasant, well mannered nOOb.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

noonan was awesome. I miss that guy.

[luv]

lcarus is pretty cool. I looked and see he's been here just over a year, but I never really noticed him until recently.


That said, he should beware that my seal of approval is probably more of a curse than anything. :)

[Al Bundy]

He's a Gator n00b. He sucks.

[kysirsoze]

What if a member (huh, huh) has been here for years, but just now started posting?


Are they still considered a nOOb?



If the answer is yes, I have noticed that nose is a pleasant, well mannered nOOb.

I don't think former lurkers qualify. They've had a long time to absorb the lexicon and unwritten rules of the place.

[Trevo_410]

is there a conditional antecedent for being a n00b?

[Bugeater]

He's a Gator n00b. He sucks.
I'm leaning towards this.

[DaFace]

Careful Icarus...

(And rep to anyone who actually catches that reference.)

[Bearcat]

He's a Gator n00b. He sucks.

Hey, maybe he'll create some one word schtick that's mildly amusing at first but then uses it everyday for the next 8 years. Oh, wait...

[RealSNR]

Gadzooks is a cool n00b for a Charger fan

[DaFace]

Huh. Never noticed that his name actually starts with an L. Weird.

[RealSNR]

Careful Icarus...

(And rep to anyone who actually catches that reference.)Sunshine?

(I only ask because I just saw that movie last week)

[DaFace]

Sunshine?

(I only ask because I just saw that movie last week)

Negative. It's from the land of cheeky monkeys and dancing horses.

[KurtCobain]

rocknrolla and superchief

badass guys who fit in nicely

and noonan

[CrazyPhuD]

I nominate Skip Towne. Dude is a great n00b!

[DaFace]

is there a conditional antecedent for being a n00b?

Skip would tell you that the bar is at 10k posts. Or 15k. Or 25k. Depends on the day.

Seriously, though, my assumption is that this thread will be a little cluttered for now as people throw out names who have joined any time in the past decade. Over time, though, my hope is that we'll be able to highlight true n00bs who just joined.

Either that, or the thread will die and never be bumped again. Either way.

[luv]

Careful Icarus...

(And rep to anyone who actually catches that reference.)

Flew a little too close to the sun?

[kysirsoze]

Flew a little too close to the sun?

Surely that's not it.

[DaFace]

Flew a little too close to the sun?

The origin is correct. The recent pop culture occurrence is what I'm going for, though. It's pretty obscure.

[KurtCobain]

Skip would tell you that the bar is at 10k posts. Or 15k. Or 25k. Depends on the day.

Seriously, though, my assumption is that this thread will be a little cluttered for now as people throw out names who have joined any time in the past decade. Over time, though, my hope is that we'll be able to highlight true n00bs who just joined.

Either that, or the thread will die and never be bumped again. Either way.

You is a good guy, face.

[luv]

The origin is correct. The recent pop culture occurrence is what I'm going for, though. It's pretty obscure.

Yeah, I'm not up on my pop culture.

[DaFace]

I do think it's kind of funny that the guy I essentially started this thread for hasn't shown up. ROFL

[Bugeater]

I do think it's kind of funny that the guy I essentially started this thread for hasn't shown up. ROFL
Damn n00bs. :shake:

[Spott]

This thread reeks of n00bs.

[kysirsoze]

The origin is correct. The recent pop culture occurrence is what I'm going for, though. It's pretty obscure.

Is that a Craig Ferguson thing?

[luv]

This thread reeks of n00bs.

You need to change your tagline. It's not the offseason anymore! :D

[Bugeater]

Is that a Craig Ferguson thing?
That came up in my Google search too.

[Bugeater]

You need to change your tagline. It's not the offseason anymore! :D
It is for the Chiefs. Their regular season doesn't start for 3 more days.

[luv]

Is that a Craig Ferguson thing?

I googled it, and saw the youtube clip. Didn't know if that would be it or not...lol.

[angelo]

Careful Icarus...

(And rep to anyone who actually catches that reference.)

Don't melt the wax on the feathers!

Ang

[Demonpenz]

Breaking bad The crippled kid gets called Icurus because he wanted the charger instead of a regular car

[Spott]

You need to change your tagline. It's not the offseason anymore! :D

Mind your business, n00b. :)

[kysirsoze]

That came up in my Google search too.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[JoeyChuckles]

I think penises are kind of ugly, but I've only seen mine, and some porn guys.

[Titty Meat]

Didn't you threaten to ban that guy just a few hours ago?

[luv]

Mind your business, n00b. :)

:p

[RealSNR]

DaFace, you mentioned n00bS in the thread starter but have only listed one so far. And I can't think of any right now.

Any more you wish to share?

[luv]

I think penises are kind of ugly, but I've only seen mine, and some porn guys.

I've seen a few impressive ones. I guess yours must not be impressive.

[DaFace]

Don't melt the wax on the feathers!

Ang

I'll assume that this is authentic knowledge and not just Googling. Rep to you, sir.

[rocknrolla]

I've seen a few impressive ones. I guess yours must not be impressive.

That a girl.

[JoeyChuckles]

I've seen a few impressive ones. I guess yours must not be impressive.

Yeah, but I just drive a Ferrari to make up for it. The chicks don't seem to mind.

[DaFace]

DaFace, you mentioned n00bS in the thread starter but have only listed one so far. And I can't think of any right now.

Any more you wish to share?

Oh, I dunno. There was a Bills fan who dropped by the other day who seemed to be less than idiotic, too. feldspar I believe.

I have my doubts he'll stick around after this week, though.

[Otter]

KurtCobain is my favorite noob as of late.

As your the rest of you fucks - you're all suspect!

[Simply Red]

http://tinyurl.com/3noxosx

[Simply Red]

I like all of the n00bs, mostly.

[Setsuna]

:thumb::thumb::clap::clap: THANK YOU! I'd like to thank....my parents. Couldn't have done it without their procreation. And...man. Thank you all CP!

[Bugeater]

:thumb::thumb::clap::clap: THANK YOU! I'd like to thank....my parents. Couldn't have done it without their procreation. And...man. Thank you all CP!
You're welcome. Now please shut the fuck up, n00b.

[DaFace]

You're welcome. Now please shut the fuck up, n00b.

This. Baby steps and all.

[TimeForWasp]

http://tinyurl.com/3noxosx

That link if fucking funny. LMAO

[CrazyPhuD]

Yeah, but I just drive a Ferrari to make up for it. The chicks don't seem to mind.

It's the age old rule. If you want to impress the ladies, one way or another you're going to have to sit on your penis.

[CrazyPhuD]

:thumb::thumb::clap::clap: THANK YOU! I'd like to thank....my parents. Couldn't have done it without their procreation. And...man. Thank you all CP!

Dude if my GF were this late it would be time to schedule and appointment down at the clinic.

[TimeForWasp]

It's the age old rule. If you want to impress the ladies, one way or another you're going to have to sit on your penis.

Now why would you want to sit on his penis?

[luv]

That a girl.

Actually, this is another n00b I've noticed. Seems to fit in.

[Setsuna]

You're welcome. Now please shut the **** up, n00b.
Very well.
This. Baby steps and all.
Roger.

Dude if my GF were this late it would be time to schedule and appointment down at the clinic.
Ummm...I was in the game thread and just saw it. I apologize. You don't want a son to carry on your legacy?

[threebag]

How about that ChiefsNow dude. I was ready for an I am going to leave thread. Then luv jumps the gun with the infraction thing. Then Hellen Keller posted on his account a couple of times. If he could have held it together just a little longer he could have went postal up in this bitch.

[KcMizzou]

KurtCobain is my favorite noob as of late.

As your the rest of you ****s - you're all suspect!I like Kurt too. Don't really consider him a N00b though. I haven't been around enough to see much of the real n00bs.

[rocknrolla]

http://tinyurl.com/3noxosx

WTF? That was too funny. What a retard.

[007]

What n00bs? I generally don't even notice them as I rarely look at join dates and post count when I read posts here.

[Omaha]

rocknrolla and superchief

badass guys who fit in nicely

and noonan

Fuck you, Kurt!

[Bugeater]

Actually, this is another n00b I've noticed. Seems to fit in.
A little too well...ifyouknowhatimean

[Simply Red]

http://tinyurl.com/3vomubz

[Frazod]

What n00bs? I generally don't even notice them as I rarely look at join dates and post count when I read posts here.

You're all n00bs to me. :harumph:

[4th and Long]

I love them. I love them all. Big ones, little ones, medium sized ones. Perky or not so perky. Really, I love th ...

Well, crap.

OK, I'm embarassed. I thought it said b00bs, not n00bs.

My bad.

[rocknrolla]

A little too well...ifyouknowhatimean

I've heard that from a few other ladies. :drool:

[SPchief]

How many n00bs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[4th and Long]

How many n00bs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5.

1 to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder.

[NJChiefsFan]

How many n00bs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Don't they just snap in? I was not aware they were screwed in.

[luv]

How many n00bs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Heh. You said screw.

[4th and Long]

Heh. You said screw.
Settle down, Beavis.

[007]

You're all n00bs to me. :harumph:

Yeah, get a life old man.:p

[Frazod]

Yeah, get a life old man.:p

Shit, too late for that now. LMAO

[WV]

Yeah, get a life old man.:p

Shit, too late for that now. LMAO

Which of you actually is older??? :hmmm:

[luv]

Which of you actually is older??? :hmmm:

Definitely Frazod.

[Frazod]

Definitely Frazod.

Gee, thanks.

[luv]

Gee, thanks.

What? I love older men.

:p

[boogblaster]

ima close to oldest here ...

[007]

Which of you actually is older??? :hmmm:

Definitely Frazod.

Gee, thanks.

What? I love older men.

:p
LMAO

I'm not far behind him though.

Oh and DON"T FORGET HIS BIRTHDAY!!!;)

[KcMizzou]

Gee, thanks.What are you, 107 now?

Happy B-Day man.

[Frazod]

It's official - you all suck. LMAO

[luv]

It's official - you all suck. LMAO

I've gotten compliments.

[lcarus]

lcarus is pretty cool. I looked and see he's been here just over a year, but I never really noticed him until recently.


That said, he should beware that my seal of approval is probably more of a curse than anything. :)

Thank you but as soon as anyone gives me their vote of confidence I am almost guaranteed to become terrible soon lol. The reason I signed up a while before I started posting was because I had my accident shortly after signed up here.

[luv]

Thank you but as soon as anyone gives me their vote of confidence I am almost guaranteed to become terrible soon lol. The reason I signed up a while before I started posting was because I had my accident shortly after signed up here.

I didn't start posting until about 5 months after I signed up.

What accident?

[Backwards Masking]

KurtCobain is my favorite noob as of late.

As your the rest of you ****s - you're all suspect!

What gave him the edge over the other noobs? Was it the thread he started where he used a hateful, prejudiced word to describe a fellow poster, claimed he was leaving forever, only to beg like a bitch to be let back on a few days later?

is that the kind of stuff that wins these superficial popularity contests around here?

[KcMizzou]

What gave him the edge over the other noobs? Was it the thread he started where he used a hateful, prejudiced word to describe a fellow poster, claimed he was leaving forever, only to beg to be let back on a few days later?

is that the kind of stuff that wins these superficial popularity contests around here?It's probably just that he's not a n00b. Despite the hijinx, he doesn't count.

[KcMizzou]

I didn't start posting until about 5 months after I signed up.

What accident?I was the same way.... I lurked for a longggg time.

[kysirsoze]

What gave him the edge over the other noobs? Was it the thread he started where he used a hateful, prejudiced word to describe a fellow poster, claimed he was leaving forever, only to beg like a bitch to be let back on a few days later?

is that the kind of stuff that wins these superficial popularity contests around here?

Being a cool guy and a hilarious poster helps.

Asinine football takes and over-sensitivity does not help.

Hope that helps.

[CrazyPhuD]

How many n00bs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It depends are they all male?

[lcarus]

I didn't start posting until about 5 months after I signed up.

What accident?

I was working in my garage and slipped on some oil. Fell and hit my head on a metal shelf and broke my orbital bone. I was in the hospital for a while and had to have a couple surgeries. I got to wear an eyepatch for a month or so. It was actually kind of badass, I won't lie.

[rocknrolla]

I was working in my garage and slipped on some oil. Fell and hit my head on a metal shelf and broke my orbital bone. I was in the hospital for a while and had to have a couple surgeries. I got to wear an eyepatch for a month or so. It was actually kind of badass, I won't lie.

Are you fully recovered? Really makes me think how one slip, and what it can do. I've been told I am awkward and quite clumsy. So I do fall a lot. Luckily only broken bones and stitches. I hope your all healed and in good spirits. Good luck.

[lcarus]

Are you fully recovered? Really makes me think how one slip, and what it can do. I've been told I am awkward and quite clumsy. So I do fall a lot. Luckily only broken bones and stitches. I hope your all healed and in good spirits. Good luck.

Thanks. Yeah it was just a random clumsy slip up that cost me. Damn medical bills. Luckily the surgeon did a great job on my reconstruction and you can't even tell. Gotta be careful out there!

[TimeForWasp]

Lately, it seems like good n00bs are few and far between. Every once in a while, though, we a n00b comes around who almost doesn't suck. While the annual King of the N00bs competition highlights the best of the worst each year, it seems like we should recognize n00bs who show potential more frequently.

So, feel free to bump this thread from time to time when you notice a n00b who almost doesn't suck.

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[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

ima close to oldest here ...

OK, boog, you have me beat by a couple of years, but we both need to keep an eye on those youngsters (Fraz and Guru). Still a little damp behind the ears.

:D

[WhiteWhale]

You all will learn to love me, and I'm not leaving any time soon.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Is this the n00b party i was told about?

[Sofa King]

Is this the n00b party i was told about?

Nope. Move along.

[KurtCobain]

What gave him the edge over the other noobs? Was it the thread he started where he used a hateful, prejudiced word to describe a fellow poster, claimed he was leaving forever, only to beg like a bitch to be let back on a few days later?

is that the kind of stuff that wins these superficial popularity contests around here?

I've been here for five years. That might give me a slight edge over the other n00bs.

And, I wasn't really leaving. Anybody here who's not a n00b knew that. Ask DaFace. And it was in the middle of a ban, you dont know what youre talking about.

[KurtCobain]

And the behind the scenes thing about the 'leaving forever thread', I was trying to help a n00b. I just got banned so Chris wanted on CP to fuck around and he loves the archery game, and he was talking about how nobody posted in his thread. So I told him I'd get him his first 100 post thread, and I did, pretty quickly.

[vailpass]

This n00b coddling shit would not be going on if someone hadn't burned down Skip's pot farm.

[SuperChief]

noob's aint shit but hoes and tricks, etc. etc.

[Okie_Apparition]

That's right. Let that head grow so they'll be easier to topple over

[DeezNutz]

noonan was awesome. I miss that guy.

Always disappointing when the curtain is pulled back and the douche is revealed...;)

[Steron]

I don't suck.

[vailpass]

I don't suck.

You will.

[talastan]

I don't suck.

Not something you get to decide n00b! ;)

[BigRedChief]

Was this thread Academy approved?

[BigRedChief]

I don't suck.
http://www.forumspile.com/YouAre-Da_man_(Saddam).jpg

[Bowser]

Smells like three day old panties and shame in here.

[SAUTO]

I was working in my garage and slipped on some oil. Fell and hit my head on a metal shelf and broke my orbital bone. I was in the hospital for a while and had to have a couple surgeries. I got to wear an eyepatch for a month or so. It was actually kind of badass, I won't lie.


worst I've ever done at the shop was while I was flying across a couple of bays with an impact in my hand and tripped over a dipstick just as someone was pulling a freshly painted car (from the body shop to get the ac charged) and my hand and impact got planted in the middle of that hood.

Luckily I am very good buddies with the owner of the body shop ams it didn't cost me too much...
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[slothf]

So would I be considered a noob...even though i had another account for two years that was banned for asking IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY INTERNET STREAMS FOR THE GAME.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So would I be considered a noob...even though i had another account for two years that was banned for asking IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY INTERNET STREAMS FOR THE GAME.

Can you give us a "HEY YOUUUUU GUUUUYYYYSSSS!!!!"?

[tecumseh]

So, this seems like my steaming cup of shit.

[JoeyChuckles]

So would I be considered a noob...even though i had another account for two years that was banned for asking IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY INTERNET STREAMS FOR THE GAME.

That's a bannable offense?

[tecumseh]

That's a bannable offense?

Speaking of which.......o:-)

[Gonzo]

I remember when I made it past n00b status... It was when Simplex said, "hey, you don't suck nearly as bad as you used too." Best day ever...

[slothf]

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

[Gonzo]

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

Shut the hell up, n00b...

[Bowser]

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

I'm doubting this. What was your name from before, and whom did you piss off?

[DaFace]

For the record, n00bs who promote themselves in a thread like this pretty much solidify themselves as n00bs who do, indeed, suck. :)

Oh, and not that my opinion really matters that much, but my intent here is for it to be a place to highlight true n00bs who have just joined rather than those who qualify under Skip's definition.

[Bugeater]

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here
You asked like twenty fucking times in a gamethread.

[Bearcat]

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

If you were seeth213, you got banned for posting:

also if anyone is looking for nice cheap jerseys go to (spam.com). 45 bucks gets you a stitched replica

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_bannable

[slothf]

whoooaaaaaa...look at all this douchebags here that sit on chiefsplanet all day and think they know what they are talking about....whoaaa...get a fucking job or woman losers

[slothf]

this site sucks anyways...never any good information...just a bunch of douchbags that bitch about cassel and charles getting more carries....ohh and actually i dont think i have ever read any useful info here...the only thing i have seen that i likes was a couple of funny GIFS....fuck off ban me again

[Pablo]

whoooaaaaaa...look at all this douchebags here that sit on chiefsplanet all day and think they know what they are talking about....whoaaa...get a fucking job or woman losersI'm sure you're the pussy gettin'-est motherfucker you know, right?

LMAO

[slothf]

CHIEFS OF '11 = 1972 DOLPHINS REPEAT>>>>CHIEFS BABY!!!!!!!!!!

[slothf]

actually I have a women....and a job....and I just came by to see what the planet is bitching at today

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

You will.


Avatar Rep, stunning pic

[Pablo]

actually I have a women....and a job....and I just came by to see what the planet is bitching at todayYou have a women?

Cool story.

[slothf]

fucking losers

[Pablo]

fucking losersC'mon bro.

You're really cutting me deep.

When you're busy fucking your super hot woman and going to work on Monday, all I'll have is my loneliness and Chiefsplanet to keep me company.

[FAX]

****ing losers

In situations such as these, Mr. slothf, it's important to remember that, whenever you point a finger at another person, three fingers are pointing back at you ... and, of course, your thumb is kinda sticking up in the air ... sort of.

Unless, that is, you broke your thumb during safari whilst attempting to insert your hand into a wild Zebra's vagina ... or a Gnu or something, maybe.

In that case, the thumb could potentially be pointing in any given direction since safari doctors aren't particularly well known for the quality of their in-field, surgical techniques.

For, as the Nigerian proverb so eloquently states, "Haka do banao dasoagee da ganajo." or "Nothing pisses off a Gnu more than having some dude jam his hand in its vagina."

FAX

[DaFace]

Geez. If you're going to go down, you could at least do it in a blaze of glory rather than a ball of flatulence. Your martyrdom isn't even entertaining.

[SuperChief]

In situations such as these, Mr. slothf, it's important to remember that, whenever you point a finger at another person, three fingers are pointing back at you ... and, of course, your thumb is kinda sticking up in the air ... sort of.

Unless, that is, you broke your thumb during safari whilst attempting to insert your hand into a wild Zebra's vagina ... or a Gnu or something, maybe.

In that case, the thumb could potentially be pointing in any given direction since safari doctors aren't particularly well known for the quality of their in-field, surgical techniques.

For, as the Nigerian proverb so eloquently states, "Haka do banao dasoagee da ganajo." or "Nothing pisses off a Gnu more than having some dude jam his hand in its vagina."

FAX

It's like you took what I was going to say right out of my mouth, verbatim. Weird..

[JoeyChuckles]

Did you guys notice that noob almost sounds like boob?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

C'mon bro.

You're really cutting me deep.

When you're busy fucking your super hot woman and going to work on Monday, all I'll have is my loneliness and Chiefsplanet to keep me company.

The rub is that IS his job.

[TimeForWasp]

It's like you took what I was going to say right out of my mouth, verbatim. Weird..

I was gonna make a joke about what was taken out of your mouth.

Decided against it.

[FAX]

It's like you took what I was going to say right out of my mouth, verbatim. Weird..

Unsurprising, Mr. SuperChief. Great minds cogitate in a fashion similar to each other.

Then again, this particular Nigerian saying has been around a long time. It is, in fact, a very old Gnu proverb.

FAX

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

I do think it's kind of funny that the guy I essentially started this thread for hasn't shown up. ROFL



Here I am:clap:

[KurtCobain]

Oh fuck, That fucking guy.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Noobs are needed to make the old timers feel good. Old timers are needed because we all cant sit around and post on the interweb all day , so someone has to do it..and moderators are needed because apparently ... the interweb is serious business. In closing I would like to say ..I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Oh ****, That ****ing guy.

The only and only ! Noob of the year...neg repped to the tilt and still swinging my cock low .

[big cahones]

i vote myself king of the noobs.

when the bills move, i think i would become a kansas city fan. fandom seems deep seated and very similar

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

i vote myself king of the noobs.



:cuss: I will not let that happen..there can be only one!

[suzzer99]

What exactly qualifies a noob on this site, 2006+ join date?

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

What exactly qualifies a noob on this site, 2006+ join date?

You have to have a life outside of CP...if not then you're a loser :D

[ImmodiumAD]

Damn n00bs. :shake:

STFU n00b

[58-4ever]

i vote myself king of the noobs.

n00bs can't beg for rep. Plus you're a pathetic Bills apologist. Die in an Aids fire bitch.

[58-4ever]

What exactly qualifies a noob on this site, 2006+ join date?

Shut the fuck up n00b

[2112]

What exactly qualifies a noob on this site, 2006+join date?

2004 + join date and anybody under 20k posts is considered a n00b. even the thread starter is a n00b according to Skip.

Without Skip around this n00b shit is stupid. it is not the same anymore.

[TimeForWasp]

I hate fairy princess time.


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[KurtCobain]

There is a non-sucking n00b amongst us once again.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

There is a non-sucking n00b amongst us once again.


Thank you sir...I would like to thank myself for being awesome , CP for the nothing , and the Chiefs for bringing us all together ...Noobs are people too...thanks for being Kind .

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Shut the **** up n00b

Hey...OU fan , you shouldn't blow so much hot air out your ass....your double wide might blow away...

[KcMizzou]

I hate fairy princess time.


I think I kinda like it.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

I think I kinda like it.

Mizzou fan...Why am I not surprised ?

[milkman]

Skip is rolling over in his grave.

Why he decided to that while still alive is a mystery.

That being said, White Whale and O.City are alright for n00bs.

[Shogun]

Thank you sir...I would like to thank myself for being awesome , CP for the nothing , and the Chiefs for bringing us all together ...Noobs are people too...thanks for being Kind .

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[big cahones]

n00bs can't beg for rep. Plus you're a pathetic Bills apologist. Die in an Aids fire bitch.

lick my balls mother fucker

[DaFace]

Skip is rolling over in his grave.

Why he decided to that while still alive is a mystery.

Yeah, I know. I guess my hope is that this will achieve some level of the same effect. Skip improved the quality of n00bage by chasing off the shitty ones. Maybe this thread will improve the quality of n00bage by encouraging the non-shitty ones to stay.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Yeah, I know. I guess my hope is that this will achieve some level of the same effect. Skip improved the quality of n00bage by chasing off the shitty ones. Maybe this thread will improve the quality of n00bage by encouraging the non-shitty ones to stay.

Shitty posters ? Is the interweb that serious ? Next thing you know people will complain about the DC lounge and start making up positions called "Moderators" ....because the world needs internet cops!

[NJChiefsFan]

Yeah, I know. I guess my hope is that this will achieve some level of the same effect. Skip improved the quality of n00bage by chasing off the shitty ones. Maybe this thread will improve the quality of n00bage by encouraging the non-shitty ones to stay.

I think those cut out for this site decide pretty quickly. You either love the humor here and stay, or despite the quality posts about the Chiefs the extra crap is too much.

If you have the sense of humor for all the stuff around here, you probably can take the crap thrown at you with a grain of salt, if not with a pledge type of enjoyment.

[Bugeater]

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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???

[Shogun]

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???

Mind if I pm you about it? Not something I'd like the vent the entire n00b section to

[Bugeater]

Mind if I pm you about it? Not something I'd like the vent the entire n00b section to
Sure.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

I think those cut out for this site decide pretty quickly. You either love the humor here and stay, or despite the quality posts about the Chiefs the extra crap is too much.

If you have the sense of humor for all the stuff around here, you probably can take the crap thrown at you with a grain of salt, if not with a pledge type of enjoyment.

I can take pretty much anything..yes , I got a little sand in my v over the DC clowns, really out of character for me, because I never take the interweb serious..but other then that minor hump ...I can take pretty much anything you can dish out o:-)

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/64/Gladiator_Thumb_Down_01.gif

I dont stop for hitch hikers hippie..

[Shogun]

I dont stop for hitch hikers hippie..

and Kurt thought you were me?

just lol, you're not even black

[KcMizzou]

I can take pretty much anything..yes , I got a little sand in my v over the DC clowns, really out of character for me, because I never take the interweb serious..but other then that minor hump ...I can take pretty much anything you can dish out o:-)There's a reason DC is separate. It's a vile place that most of us choose to avoid.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Skip is rolling over in his grave.

Why he decided to that while still alive is a mystery.

That being said, White Whale and O.City THATGUY are alright for n00bs.


*****Fixed..Because you obviously "accidentally" left me out of that list...asshole!

[NJChiefsFan]

I can take pretty much anything..yes , I got a little sand in my v over the DC clowns, really out of character for me, because I never take the interweb serious..but other then that minor hump ...I can take pretty much anything you can dish out o:-)

There are a lot of people that can't laugh at themselves. They think their opinion is somehow this new amazing idea and when people tell them they are an idiot they can't handle it. Those are the people that, this thread or not, probably are never going to bring anything good to a site like this.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

and Kurt thought you were me?

just lol, you're not even black



Yah....I am. Do you want to fight about it ?

[Shogun]

It is too late for you. I already won the internet battle of words. You are trying to use the "lol" approach to back out, to save face.... to be the guy who is above it all, who simply walks away and laughs it off... but the fact of the matter is that you are raging inside right now. You want to rip my pants off , pin me down, and drain all of the semen out of my balls with your faggot mouth in order to calm this raging bull down. Its too late bro.

ROFL

[milkman]

I think those cut out for this site decide pretty quickly. You either love the humor here and stay, or despite the quality posts about the Chiefs the extra crap is too much.

If you have the sense of humor for all the stuff around here, you probably can take the crap thrown at you with a grain of salt, if not with a pledge type of enjoyment.

Nice observation.

Now shut the fuck up, n00b.

*****Fixed..Because you obviously "accidentally" left me out of that list...asshole!

If by "accidentally leaving you out" you mean I never even noticed you, then, yeah.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

There are a lot of people that can't laugh at themselves. They think their opinion is somehow this new amazing idea and when people tell them they are an idiot they can't handle it. Those are the people that, this thread or not, probably are never going to bring anything good to a site like this.

Its because to many people take the interweb serious...they seam to forget that in the real world they wouldn't say half the shit they say on the internet..

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Nice observation.

Now shut the **** up, n00b.



If by "accidentally leaving you out" you mean I never even noticed you, then, yeah.

Old man dont make me kick your ass:banghead:...admit you accidentally left me out or shit will get real...real quick:#!

[NJChiefsFan]

Nice observation.

Now shut the **** up, n00b.





Yes sir.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Yes sir.

Wow....that quick?

[NJChiefsFan]

Wow....that quick?

Haha I did kind of set myself up for that one. Plus, how can I argue with Red pointing at me like that?

[Shogun]

Hi how are all of you guys. I want to get to know you

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

It is too late for you. I already won the internet battle of words. You are trying to use the "lol" approach to back out, to save face.... to be the guy who is above it all, who simply walks away and laughs it off... but the fact of the matter is that you are raging inside right now. You want to rip my pants off , pin me down, and drain all of the semen out of my balls with your pillowbitergot mouth in order to calm this raging bull down. Its too late bro.

ROFL


When posting goes wrong....

[TimeForWasp]

Thatguy, you are on a roll. Mix me one.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Hi how are all of you guys. I want to get to know you

Looking at your previous post...I dont think so...Im good on that one bruh!

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Haha I did kind of set myself up for that one. Plus, how can I argue with Red pointing at me like that?

You need to man up and punch that old fucker square in the face...learn his old ass...let him know that AARP card can also be used at the ER...

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Thatguy, you are on a roll. Mix me one.

Dont feed the noob! ..it will only encourage the noog!:)

[Rams Fan]

It is too late for you. I already won the internet battle of words. You are trying to use the "lol" approach to back out, to save face.... to be the guy who is above it all, who simply walks away and laughs it off... but the fact of the matter is that you are raging inside right now. You want to rip my pants off , pin me down, and drain all of the semen out of my balls with your pillowbitergot mouth in order to calm this raging bull down. Its too late bro.

ROFL

Holy shit. I miss you, bro.

[Shogun]

Looking at your previous post...I dont think so...Im good on that one bruh!

Did I already freak you out with my semen jokes? They're just semen jokes bro. Don't take the load so lightly

[Shogun]

Holy shit. I miss you, bro.

MY FAVORITE RAMS FAN

[KurtCobain]

and Kurt thought you were me?

just lol, you're not even black

Shogun, I was positive for three days you were a large black man having homsexual thoughts named Thatguy.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

It is too late for you. I already won the internet battle of words. You are trying to use the "lol" approach to back out, to save face.... to be the guy who is above it all, who simply walks away and laughs it off... but the fact of the matter is that you are raging inside right now. You want to rip my pants off , pin me down, and drain all of the semen out of my balls with your pillowbitergot mouth in order to calm this raging bull down. Its too late bro.

ROFL

Holy shit. I miss you, bro.


I take it then you were the one calming down the raging bull?

[NJChiefsFan]

You need to man up and punch that old ****er square in the face...learn his old ass...let him know that AARP card can also be used at the ER...

I like MilkMan. If it was one of the idiots that talk shit and don't back it up with actual quality posts, I would. The guys that have good posts or are actually funny about it, Im fine playing this song and dance. Im on a few sports boards where I give noobs shit too. Just part of the fun.

[Rams Fan]

MY FAVORITE RAMS FAN

WHERE'D YOU GO, SHOGUN?

[KurtCobain]

Thatguy is really good at the tongue swirling thing right before I bust in his mouth.

[Rams Fan]

I take it then you were the one calming down the raging bull?

Que?

[Shogun]

I take it then you were the one calming down the raging bull?

hi i am 12 and wut is this

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Shogun, I was positive for three days you were a large black man having homsexual thoughts named Thatguy.

WTF Kurt..homesexual thoughts? ( That guy delets kurt from his FB friends list)

[Rams Fan]

hi i am 12 and wut is this

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[ThatRaceCardGuy]

hi i am 12 and wut is this

Its your pecker....now stop playing with it and put it back in your pants

[Rams Fan]

The n00bs of 2010 never died.

Except the new server.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Thatguy is really good at the tongue swirling thing right before I bust in his mouth.

Once again..that was your mom blowing you..I was just video taping it.

[KurtCobain]

WTF Kurt..homesexual thoughts? ( That guy delets kurt from his FB friends list)

Sorry, I thought you were.... my bad bro, I'm just fooling around. I love black people, they're cute.

We're FB friends?

[Shogun]

2010 was a great year for n00bs. Or so I'm told

jesus rams fan, you've beaten me in post count :(

[Shogun]

Once again..that was your mom blowing you..I was just video taping it.
already
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[KurtCobain]

Once again..that was your mom blowing you..I was just video taping it.

My mom blows me all the time. Gotta dick her down. Try again.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Sorry, I thought you were.... my bad bro, I'm just fooling around. I love black people, they're cute.

We're FB friends?


Yah man...dont you remember ..right after you came in your moms mouth you sent me the request..I was pissed cuz it fucked up the money shot( remember I was video taping it bro ) ..and I thought it was kind of weird you would do that right after busting a nut

[Rams Fan]

2010 was a great year for n00bs. Or so I'm told

jesus rams fan, you've beaten me in post count :(

I know man. It's kind of sad that a Rams fan has more posts than Shogun. :(

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

My Dad, grandma, and step brother blow me all the time. Gotta dick them down. Try again.

****Fixed

[Rams Fan]

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[milkman]

http://networkingstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/panic.jpgOld man dont make me kick your ass:banghead:...admit you accidentally left me out or shit will get real...real quick:#!

[Shogun]

I know man. It's kind of sad that a Rams fan has more posts than Shogun. :(

If I can keep up my previous post count I should get up there soon!

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

already
http://1-2knockout.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5505fc4968834010536e09336970b-800wi

You're not black..and you dont live in JO...I`m black and I live in JO...you want to fight ?

[Rams Fan]

If I can keep up my previous post count I should get up there soon!

Get that 18 posts per day average up!

[KurtCobain]

Oh geesh, you're talking about my dead dad, now I'm going have to request your address to come to your house and put a bullet in your ballsack.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

http://networkingstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/panic.jpg

You should be old man...you should be..this interweb is serious business!

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Oh geesh, you're talking about my dead dad, now I'm going have to request your address to come to your house and put a bullet in your ballsack.

913-648-8888...call me and we can meet up ..anytime mothefunker...anytime!

[KurtCobain]

http://networkingstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/panic.jpg

Is that you?

[Shogun]

You're not black..and you dont live in JO...I`m black and I live in JO...you want to fight ?

Bullshit, I've never seen a black person in JO

[Rams Fan]

Thatguy, read this thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=2010+n00bs

And learn.

[KurtCobain]

913-648-8888...call me and we can meet up ..anytime mothefunker...anytime!

Reported.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

WHERE'D YOU GO, SHOGUN?

The n00bs of 2010 never died.

Except the new server.

2010 was a great year for n00bs. Or so I'm told

jesus rams fan, you've beaten me in post count :(

I know man. It's kind of sad that a Rams fan has more posts than Shogun. :(

If I can keep up my previous post count I should get up there soon!

Jeez...get a room already. Are you two done flirting ..its getting kind of gross

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Reported.

Im melting....:deevee::deevee::deevee:

[Rams Fan]

Jeez...get a room already. Are you two done flirting ..its getting kind of gross

umadbro? umad

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

umadbro? umad

No..not homophobic at all. I just hate the STL.

[KurtCobain]

Thatguy acts like everyone on the internet is serious and he's the cool guy. That's how niggers roll, I suppose.

[Shogun]

umadbro? umad

holy shit if true

[Rams Fan]

No..not homophobic at all.

Yes, I totally want to put my penis inside of Shogun.

[milkman]

..this interweb is serious business!

Quoted for truthiness.









Or dumbassery.



I'm an old man.
I can't remember the reason.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Thatguy acts like everyone on the internet is serious and he's the cool guy. That's how ****ers roll, I suppose.

Quoted for truth....BUT...you forgot to mention that I have a 2 year degree:banghead:..dont leave that out bro..its important.

[milkman]

Is that you?

LMAO

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Yes, I totally want to put my penis inside of Shogun.

Hey its cool bro...little vanilla chocolate man love going on..I can dig it..not my thing but I wont hate o:-)

[Shogun]

Why you have so many red squares thatguy?

Bugeater was my first, and last

[KurtCobain]

Quoted for truth....BUT...you forgot to mention that I have a 2 year degree:banghead:..dont leave that out bro..its important.

You have a black belt?

[Rams Fan]

Hey its cool bro...little vanilla chocolate man love going on..I can dig it..not my thing but I wont hate o:-)

You have a problem with Shogun being my partner? For life.

[Shogun]

Everybody knows Rams Fan is mexican http://media3.teenormous.com/items/ih3.redbubble.net/130/work.7313202.1.fc-550x550-white.v3.jpg

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

You have a problem with Shogun being my partner? For life.

No sir...not at all. I do hate the stl though

[big cahones]

there is a lot of butt hurt in this thread.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Everybody knows Rams Fan is mexican http://media3.teenormous.com/items/ih3.redbubble.net/130/work.7313202.1.fc-550x550-white.v3.jpg

Okay...players fuck up too bruh!

[Rams Fan]

there is a lot of butt hurt in this thread.

Shaddup, Buffalo Bill.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

there is a lot of butt hurt in this thread.

sTFU noob and wash my draws!

[KurtCobain]

Rams Fan is mexican?!?!

[Shogun]

WHAT A TWIST!

[Rams Fan]

Rams Fan is mexican?!?!

The world may never know...