Cry me a river Jerry

[LiveSteam]

NEW YORK—Saying it "might be years before America's Team recovers from the devastation," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters Monday his team's 27-24 defeat by the New York Jets on Sept. 11 marked the worst 9/11 on record. "I'll never forget where I was on Sept. 11 when that punt was blocked and our team just collapsed," said Jones, adding that he was still struggling to comprehend the enormity of the loss. "All I could do was watch from the sidelines… I kept thinking, 'This can't be happening. This can't be real.' But it was." The almost inconsolable Jones stated that "As of 9/11, we are all Dallas Cowboys" before succumbing to grief and being escorted from the building.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/26/26084/NIB_Jerry_Jones_R_jpg_600x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85.jpg

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/jerry-jones-on-cowboys-loss-this-was-the-worst-911,26084/
Nice spoof LMAO

[LiveSteam]

Americas team MY ASS!

[blaise]

I heard it was Halliburton that made Romo fumble at the one.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I imagine a roll in his money pit will cheer the old bastard up.

[AllInThaGame]

... if he cries, he loses those pretty eyes of his, and this it's off to the plastic surgeon again.

[LiveSteam]

How are people still falling for Onion articles?

Um I said spoof

[ZootedGranny]

I have you on ignore, and didn't see your last line.

[LiveSteam]

I have you on ignore, and didn't see your last line.

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