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gblowfish
09-16-2011, 08:32 AM
It has dwarfs, it has porn, it has badgers...what's not to love?
http://tinyurl.com/6flya5y

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies in Badger Den

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

Sofa King
09-16-2011, 08:40 AM
That's how i want to go out.

Fire Me Boy!
09-16-2011, 08:43 AM
http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/09/14/1226137/019521-gordon-ramsay-percy.jpg

Crush
09-16-2011, 08:55 AM
The man died as he lived; deep inside a dark hole.

Iowanian
09-16-2011, 09:22 AM
I guess Honey Badger DOES care if someone is trying to bugger it.

Ultra Peanut
09-16-2011, 10:44 AM
http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/09/14/1226137/019521-gordon-ramsay-percy.jpgHoly shit that's adorable. I'm sad now.

MoreLemonPledge
09-16-2011, 10:46 AM
Holy shit that's adorable. I'm sad now.

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Otter
09-16-2011, 10:47 AM
Holy shit that's adorable. I'm sad now.

Don't worry, poor little fella is in a better place now. A badger's dead, gassed large intestine.

Lonewolf Ed
09-16-2011, 10:49 AM
The man died as he lived; deep inside a dark hole.

He was a dwarf, so the only hole he was deep inside was that badger den! LMAO

ModSocks
09-16-2011, 10:50 AM
Honey Badger will rape and kill a midget. Honey Badger don't give a fuck.

vailpass
09-16-2011, 11:28 AM
Disgusting looking bastards aren't they? Little people give me the creeps. The midget that works at Pericos in Cancun is on my shit list.

Radar Chief
09-16-2011, 12:08 PM
Honey Badger will rape and kill a midget. Honey Badger don't give a ****.

He sees something he wants he just takes it. /Randall

Ugly Duck
09-16-2011, 12:49 PM
Porn double? Wha? Didn't even know there was such a job. Can you do it part time at night?

Rain Man
09-16-2011, 04:47 PM
Suicide by badger? that's an imaginative way to do it.

BigRock
09-16-2011, 05:01 PM
The actor, who starred in such X-rated films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ass We Go

http://i56.tinypic.com/35d3lef.gif

Skyy God
09-19-2011, 01:17 PM
I KNEW this story was too good to be true.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/reports-of-gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-being-eaten-by-badgers-have-been-greatly-exaggerated

BigRichard
09-19-2011, 01:29 PM
There gonna gas badgers? WTF.