Jay Leno

[Renegade]

Sorry if repost, but I looked to find this. I was watching Leno last night and this what he said about the Chiefs.

Well, here's something frightening. Scientists from NASA have said a research satellite the size of a bus will crash into the Earth on Friday. They say they have no idea where it will land, although they say it has better odds of landing in the end zone than the Kansas City Chiefs.

I couldn't believe I heard that. Oh well what can you do :deevee:

[Donger]

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[Discuss Thrower]

KC has been reduced to jokes from this talentless Toolbox McAssface.

[Dragonocho]

Sorry if repost, but I looked to find this. I was watching Leno last night and this what he said about the Chiefs.

Well, here's something frightening. Scientists from NASA have said a research satellite the size of a bus will crash into the Earth on Friday. They say they have no idea where it will land, although they say it has better odds of landing in the end zone than the Kansas City Chiefs.

I couldn't believe I heard that. Oh well what can you do :deevee:


We could score, early and often.

[Sofa King]

That satellite has a better chance of hitting Saturn than Jay Leno has of actually being funny.

[luv]

That satellite has a better chance of hitting Saturn than Jay Leno has of actually being funny.

This.

[Sucky]

lol

[BigRichard]

Sorry if repost, but I looked to find this. I was watching Leno last night and this what he said about the Chiefs.

Well, here's something frightening. Scientists from NASA have said a research satellite the size of a bus will crash into the Earth on Friday. They say they have no idea where it will land, although they say it has better odds of landing in the end zone than the Kansas City Chiefs.

I couldn't believe I heard that. Oh well what can you do :deevee:

So he is saying we have a chance?

[Priest31kc]

This was expected.

[bricks]

LMAO

you know your team sucks really bad when other people are making jokes about them.

how bad the chiefs have fallen.

[Sofa King]

LMAO

you know your team sucks really bad when other people are making jokes about them.

how bad the chiefs have fallen.

What?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Johnnie Johnson is pissed

[Huffmeister]

... mysterious white powder ...

[Thig Lyfe]

Matt Cassel > Jay Leno

[Renegade]

Matt Cassel > Jay Leno

Matt Cassel = Jay Leno

[Dragonocho]

Jay Leno is to late night comedy what Matt Cassel is to late night comedy.

[cdcox]

... mysterious white powder ...

I can't tell you how excited I was about the prospects of being the first to mention this one on this thread. I scroll down the the very last post and....

congratulations, you have joined the Chiefs in having the ability to suck every ounce of joy from my soul. Posting that joke in this thread was all I had left.

[suzzer99]

I don't get it. You can explain it to me if that would bring you any joy.

[cdcox]

I don't get it. You can explain it to me if that would bring you any joy.

The {insert name of crappy football team here} practice was delayed after a player found a white powdery substance on the field. Coach {insert name of coach of crappy football team here} suspended practice and called the police & investigators. After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed..after the agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

I now have a little joy over finding the last person on earth who hadn't heard that joke.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE!!!


PBJ

[Bewbies]

More people laugh at Matt Cassel playing football than they do at Jay Leno doing comedy.













No really, that's actually true.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Jay Leno is to late night comedy what Matt Cassel is to late night comedy.

Well to be fair, if Cassel were to sit in for Leno and came out and introduced himself as an NFL quarterback it would be pretty fuckin hilarious.

[BossChief]

Not as bad as the south park episode...

[RealSNR]

Not as bad as the south park episode...Which one?

[kcxiv]

lol, well, people say we get no attention from the national media. WEll, hell, a big talk show host pays attention to the Chiefs. lol

[blaise]

I would have went with: NASA is hoping the satellite will land where it has little chance of hurting anyone. Like, at a Florida Marlins game.

[sd4chiefs]

I am hoping that a piece of the satellite hits me on the head and I go into a coma and I don't wake up until the season is over.

[BossChief]

Which one?

where the indians came on the field and killed all the players of either the dolphins or broncos and the Chiefs won.

It was from 2009

[007]

Well, the chiefs found the endzone first didn't they?

[KCinNY]

It was funnier watching Jimmy Kimmel make fun of Leno for being a lying, two-faced jerk to Conan.

Formulaic jokes about the Chiefs are easy.

[Third Eye]

Pretty sure Leno's demographic is women over 60, so I'm not that bothered by it.

[KCBOSS1]

Actually, I'm not sure he was joking and I'm not sure I disagree with him.

[KcMizzou]

Oh, that Jay Leno.

Hilarious.

[lcarus]

KC has been reduced to jokes from this talentless Toolbox McAssface.

I know. It's a disgrace. That wasn't even a good joke. A god damn 12 year old could have made it better.

[KcMizzou]

I know. It's a disgrace. That wasn't even a good joke. A god damn 12 year old could have made it better.If we succeed in the Suck for Luck campain we'll get better jokes. Letterman, Conan, Daniel Tosh....

[KcMizzou]

I'll grudgingly respect (and enjoy) a good joke at the expense of my favorite team. This one just makes me want to hit Jay Leno in the face with a shovel.

[88TG88]

... mysterious white powder ...

OMG, IS THE TEAM OK !!

Seriously though, i didnt even know Leno was still on the air