Mizzou Fans are Horrible People

[Pitt Gorilla]

Err...

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/130825-thanks-mizzou.html

[Pants]

malware risk?

[Saulbadguy]

shit thread.

[Saulbadguy]

malware risk?

No - but don't post there or you will most likely be banned.

[-King-]

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[luv]

I agree the fans were freindly overall. I got a bit angry when some of them were chanting "SEC." But I guess the people of missouri belong with people from Arkansas and Mississippi.

I'm not so sure this was a total compliment.

[eazyb81]

No batteries or balloons filled with piss? Guess we're saving those for Arrowhead.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Idiots out wandering around.

[Brock]

Insecure?

[Bearcat]

Awww, did someone on tigerboard post this, acting like treating ISU fans well means there's no way a Mizzou fan has ever treated a visiting KU fan or anyone else poorly?

WTF would a Mizzou fan have any animosity towards Iowa State fans? Giving them a hard time would be beyond pathetic.... marginally worse than what I think Mizzou fans are capable of... :p

[Bearcat]

Heh, found it...


Wait, I'm confused. According to Cornhusker Fan...
Posted on: October 17, 2011 at 14:46:10 CT

every visiting fan that comes to Columbia and Faurot gets raped and/or assaulted, usually with medieval weaponry, with women and children made to wait until last to get theirs so they can watch the men get pummeled in front of them.

So... how can these positive reports out of Cyclone Fan from this past weekend POSSIBLY be true???

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/130825-thanks-mizzou.html


That board should really think about a format change once every 15 years or so...

[DJ's left nut]

They aren't shitting about the Yoga pants.

I love this town.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

they apparently are big on buying tickets.....MU has had a crown of over 70k just 4 times in the Pinkel era. Stadium capacity 71,004.

[Reaper16]

what is this thread i don't even

[GloryDayz]

If you went to anykind of place named cyclonefanatic.dot.anything.....your computer is infected. Trash it, it's toast!!

[CoMoChief]

Columbia is a great time during football season.

TONS of hot young college ass......EVERYWHERE

And there's the occasional few hot cougar bars too if you're into that kinda thing (I am).

I miss CoMo. But I got into a lot of trouble and shinanigans while I was down there. Glad to be back in KC area.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Missouri Director of Athletics Mike Alden received this e-mail from Nebraska AD Tom Osborne:

Dear Mike,

I thought you would like to see the e-mail below. It written to me by Linda Greene, the wife of Charlie Greene, who is a former Nebraska student-athlete and an Olympic gold and bronze medalist as a sprinter. Charlie has had some severe health problems and has trouble getting around and apparently received extraordinary hospitality during the Missouri game.

Please share it with any of the fans or press that you think would be appropriate. I personally did not witness any unruly behavior at the game and thought that everyone did the best they could in very difficult weather circumstances.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Best wishes,
Tom


Dear Coach Osborne:

We just returned from our trip to Columbia to watch the Huskers play Missouri... however, this e-mail is not about the game, but rather to share with you our experience with the Missouri fans.

As you know, Charlie has had some serious health issues but he really wanted to go...I on the other hand had some serious reservations since everyone told me about the awful Missouri fans and the way they treat Nebraska fans...so I was concerned. Charlie does not move as quick as he once did, and often requires a lot of patience and/or accommodations just to participate in activities he once took for granted...so I was concerned...and of course the weather made me think it would be even worse for us...but Coach, that was not the case. Every Missouri fan, event staffer and student reached out to help us that I almost cried. Even one young lady insisted we stay put, while she literally ran in the pouring rain to get a shuttle that would take Charlie and me to our car in a far away parking lot...as we boarded the shuttle, she wished us a safe trip and said "Go Huskers." This was just one of more than a dozen folks who helped during a difficult evening...I don't know how the "Legend" of the awful and rude Missouri fan got started, but I sure would like to put it to rest...no one knew who Charlie was, nor that he set records once upon a time at a Missouri track meet, but rather he was just a Nebraska fan, there to cheer on his team in spite of some serious mobility issues. It became clear they were all there to help...please pass this along to your counterpart at Missouri...clearly they are doing a good job.

With best wishes

Linda and Charlie Greene (Class of 1967)
Mexico Olympics 1968

[Frazod]

Missouri Director of Athletics Mike Alden received this e-mail from Nebraska AD Tom Osborne:

Dear Mike,

I thought you would like to see the e-mail below. It written to me by Linda Greene, the wife of Charlie Greene, who is a former Nebraska student-athlete and an Olympic gold and bronze medalist as a sprinter. Charlie has had some severe health problems and has trouble getting around and apparently received extraordinary hospitality during the Missouri game.

Please share it with any of the fans or press that you think would be appropriate. I personally did not witness any unruly behavior at the game and thought that everyone did the best they could in very difficult weather circumstances.

Good luck the rest of the way.

Best wishes,
Tom


Dear Coach Osborne:

We just returned from our trip to Columbia to watch the Huskers play Missouri... however, this e-mail is not about the game, but rather to share with you our experience with the Missouri fans.

As you know, Charlie has had some serious health issues but he really wanted to go...I on the other hand had some serious reservations since everyone told me about the awful Missouri fans and the way they treat Nebraska fans...so I was concerned. Charlie does not move as quick as he once did, and often requires a lot of patience and/or accommodations just to participate in activities he once took for granted...so I was concerned...and of course the weather made me think it would be even worse for us...but Coach, that was not the case. Every Missouri fan, event staffer and student reached out to help us that I almost cried. Even one young lady insisted we stay put, while she literally ran in the pouring rain to get a shuttle that would take Charlie and me to our car in a far away parking lot...as we boarded the shuttle, she wished us a safe trip and said "Go Huskers." This was just one of more than a dozen folks who helped during a difficult evening...I don't know how the "Legend" of the awful and rude Missouri fan got started, but I sure would like to put it to rest...no one knew who Charlie was, nor that he set records once upon a time at a Missouri track meet, but rather he was just a Nebraska fan, there to cheer on his team in spite of some serious mobility issues. It became clear they were all there to help...please pass this along to your counterpart at Missouri...clearly they are doing a good job.

With best wishes

Linda and Charlie Greene (Class of 1967)
Mexico Olympics 1968

I think they were just setting him for a Nordberg, but couldn't get him up the stairs high enough. :evil:

[Bearcat]

I'm brought to tears at all these wonderful stories of Mizzou fans being nice and respectful towards the most harmless members of society.


This one time, there was this really old lady in a KSU sweatshirt trying to cross the street, and I didn't push her down or anything!

[KcMizzou]

I'm brought to tears at all these wonderful stories of Mizzou fans being nice and respectful towards the most harmless members of society.


This one time, there was this really old lady in a KSU sweatshirt trying to cross the street, and I didn't push her down or anything!Bullshit.

[kstater]

Bullshit.

I'm inclined to believe him, KU fans don't care about KSU.

[Bearcat]

Bullshit.

*"or anything" does not include punching her in the throat


But, I did not push her down.

[KcMizzou]

LMAO

[DJ's left nut]

they apparently are big on buying tickets.....MU has had a crown of over 70k just 4 times in the Pinkel era. Stadium capacity 71,004.

Once again - you're aware that 'capacity' includes 10,000 people sitting on a rockpile, right?

Seriously - just shut the fuck up. MU football fans support our program and have done so better than you fellas have for a very long time.

I look forward to Bill retiring again so you'll crawl back into your caves and silently take your seat alongside KU like the good little shithole anchor school you are.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Once again - you're aware that 'capacity' includes 10,000 people sitting on a rockpile, right?

Seriously - just shut the **** up. MU football fans support our program and have done so better than you fellas have for a very long time.

I look forward to Bill retiring again so you'll crawl back into your caves and silently take your seat alongside KU like the good little shithole anchor school you are.

As I understand it from your brothers at Tigerboard, 71004 is the number of actual seats, they sell four thousand additional "seats" on the rocks.

[KC_Connection]

I look forward to Bill retiring again so you'll crawl back into your caves and silently take your seat alongside KU like the good little shithole anchor school you are.
The fact that his sig still refers to a KU basketball loss that happened over six months ago says it all.

[DJ's left nut]

The fact that his sig still refers to a KU basketball loss that happened over six months ago says it all.

Fucking K-State fans have me rooting for you guys now.

Jesus the asshurt is strong with these guys.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

The fact that his sig still refers to a KU basketball loss that happened over six months ago says it all.

the fact you felt the need to neg rep me over it says a lot. that makes sense though, I wondered why after 6 months you brought it up....I have sigs turned off and didn't even know it as there.

Anyway, back to eating a dick for you...

[mikeyis4dcats.]

****ing K-State fans have me rooting for you guys now.

Jesus the asshurt is strong with these guys.

yes. it's the asshurt. not the fact you have all turned into self-important tools over the last 3 weeks. Get lost....

[DJ's left nut]

yes. it's the asshurt. not the fact you have all turned into self-important tools over the last 3 weeks. Get lost....

You're in a Mizzou thread, prick. Quit trolling threads that have nothing to do with you and you'll be surprised by how little push back you get.

Then again, people will probably forget you exist at that point; a fate worse than death for a useless attention whore such as yourself.

Carry on - lord knows what we'd do without your particular brand of misinformed bullshit.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Look at me! look at me....see how great my fans are...we were nice to Cyclone fans!

Thats pretty pathetic...

[DJ's left nut]

they apparently are big on buying tickets.....MU has had a crown of over 70k just 4 times in the Pinkel era. Stadium capacity 71,004.

K-State played in front of 12,000 more people in Columbia last season than in any other game it played last year (17,000 more than it played in front of for it's 'Superbowl' against Texas at home), yet you keep trying to make some point about ticket sales in Columbia.

In multiple threads no less.

Now that's pretty pathetic.

[Saul Good]

Once again - you're aware that 'capacity' includes 10,000 people sitting on a rockpile, right?

Seriously - just shut the fuck up. MU football fans support our program and have done so better than you fellas have for a very long time.

I look forward to Bill retiring again so you'll crawl back into your caves and silently take your seat alongside KU like the good little shithole anchor school you are.

You don't need to wait until he retires. You only have to wait 2 weeks.

[KC_Connection]

the fact you felt the need to neg rep me over it says a lot. that makes sense though, I wondered why after 6 months you brought it up....I have sigs turned off and didn't even know it as there.

Anyway, back to eating a dick for you...
There may be no bigger troll with an inferiority complex on this board than you.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

There may be no bigger troll with an inferiority complex on this board than you.

ah, I'm honored by your opinion.

[KChiefs1]

SEC here we come!

[DJ's left nut]

You don't need to wait until he retires. You only have to wait 2 weeks.

You know what fucking kills me - just absolutely burns with the heat of 1,000 suns?

Listening to OK sports radio right now. I'm down here in Tulsa and they're talking about the game against K-State as possibly having national title implications.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. That team is fucking horrid. They can't move the football and once MU woke up and decided to actually put some effort into the game, MU started moving the ball whenever needed. Ugh...generating pressure with 4 down lineman the whole game - fuck you, Pinkel.

It kills me that the Tigers absolutely slept through that damn game because now I have no choice but to just take any smack I get from these fucking numbnuts, but that team just isn't worth a damn. There's no way it should be ranked and they'll be on their merry way to getting the holy shit kicked out of them soon enough.

And I can't wait to get out of Tulsa so I don't have to hear them speak in reverential tones over a team that has a quarterback that couldn't start for most major high school programs.

[kstater]

You know what fucking kills me - just absolutely burns with the heat of 1,000 suns?

Listening to OK sports radio right now. I'm down here in Tulsa and they're talking about the game against K-State as possibly having national title implications.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. That team is fucking horrid. They can't move the football and once MU woke up and decided to actually put some effort into the game, MU started moving the ball whenever needed. Ugh...generating pressure with 4 down lineman the whole game - fuck you, Pinkel.

It kills me that the Tigers absolutely slept through that damn game because now I have no choice but to just take any smack I get from these fucking numbnuts, but that team just isn't worth a damn. There's no way it should be ranked and they'll be on their merry way to getting the holy shit kicked out of them soon enough.

And I can't wait to get out of Tulsa so I don't have to hear them speak in reverential tones over a team that has a quarterback that couldn't start for most major high school programs.

Congrats on beating a much improved Iowa St. and getting back to .500 last week. Hope you guys can pull off the upset this week and get to up .500 in the pathetic Big 12.

[DJ's left nut]

Congrats on getting back to .500 last week. Hope you guys can pull off the upset this week and get to up .500 in the pathetic Big 12.

Ugh...fuck you Pinkel.

Seriously, just fuck you.

Christ I hope we come back to the XII in 2012 just so we can put these hayseeds back in their place. I'll look forward to being long gone by 2013, but I want that 2012 season just to give the fucking EPAWs a cleveland steamer on the way out the door.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

You know what ****ing kills me - just absolutely burns with the heat of 1,000 suns?

Listening to OK sports radio right now. I'm down here in Tulsa and they're talking about the game against K-State as possibly having national title implications.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. That team is ****ing horrid. They can't move the football and once MU woke up and decided to actually put some effort into the game, MU started moving the ball whenever needed. Ugh...generating pressure with 4 down lineman the whole game - **** you, Pinkel.

It kills me that the Tigers absolutely slept through that damn game because now I have no choice but to just take any smack I get from these ****ing numbnuts, but that team just isn't worth a damn. There's no way it should be ranked and they'll be on their merry way to getting the holy shit kicked out of them soon enough.

And I can't wait to get out of Tulsa so I don't have to hear them speak in reverential tones over a team that has a quarterback that couldn't start for most major high school programs.

yup, you guys moved that ball at will, whenever needed. Except that one time when it really mattered. And all those other times. And that one time that the refs blew the call and gave you a pass on that fumble. but other than that....

[Saulbadguy]

Ugh...fuck you Pinkel.

Seriously, just fuck you.

Christ I hope we come back to the XII in 2012 just so we can put these hayseeds back in their place. I'll look forward to being long gone by 2013, but I want that 2012 season just to give the fucking EPAWs a cleveland steamer on the way out the door.

Heh.

[Saulbadguy]

Listen, mikeys got nothin. SEC or not, the "three aces" are warming up in the bullpen. We are going to ride your asses raw all the way from Oxford, Mississippi to the whogivesashit.com bowl when you fools get violated by another service academy. This is far, far from over.

[Saul Good]

Listen, mikeys got nothin. SEC or not, the "three aces" are warming up in the bullpen. We are going to ride your asses raw all the way from Oxford, Mississippi to the whogivesashit.com bowl when you fools get violated by another service academy. This is far, far from over.

Save that smack for Marshall.

[duncan_idaho]

As I understand it from your brothers at Tigerboard, 71004 is the number of actual seats, they sell four thousand additional "seats" on the rocks.

Not correct.

The seats in the North end zone are counted as part of the official capacity. There are around 4,000 seats.

Actual seated capacity is around 67,000.

Which is still 15,000 more than Grandpa Stadium...

[duncan_idaho]

Listen, mikeys got nothin. SEC or not, the "three aces" are warming up in the bullpen. We are going to ride your asses raw all the way from Oxford, Mississippi to the whogivesashit.com bowl when you fools get violated by another service academy. This is far, far from over.

And we'll ride your asses all the way from San Diego to Reno to Boise once you're relegated to the whogivesashit conference when the Big 12 collapses.

:thumb:

[eazyb81]

Not sure why KSU fans are getting their troll on. Your lifelong fantasy of being ku's biggest rival is finally about to come true. You guys should be throwing us a f#cking parade.

[Spott]

Not sure why KSU fans are getting their troll on. Your lifelong fantasy of being ku's biggest rival is finally about to come true. You guys should be throwing us a f#cking parade.

ROFL Because it's absolutely true.

[Saul Good]

Not sure why KSU fans are getting their troll on. Your lifelong fantasy of being ku's biggest rival is finally about to come true. You guys should be throwing us a f#cking parade.

Don't forget about how everyone agreed to equal revenue sharing in an attempt to keep Mizzou from walking. It didn't work, but the meek have inherited an equal share of the earth.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Listen, mikeys got nothin. SEC or not, the "three aces" are warming up in the bullpen. We are going to ride your asses raw all the way from Oxford, Mississippi to the whogivesashit.com bowl when you fools get violated by another service academy. This is far, far from over.
LMAO

[Titty Meat]

You know what ****ing kills me - just absolutely burns with the heat of 1,000 suns?

Listening to OK sports radio right now. I'm down here in Tulsa and they're talking about the game against K-State as possibly having national title implications.

Jesus tapdancing Christ. That team is ****ing horrid. They can't move the football and once MU woke up and decided to actually put some effort into the game, MU started moving the ball whenever needed. Ugh...generating pressure with 4 down lineman the whole game - **** you, Pinkel.

It kills me that the Tigers absolutely slept through that damn game because now I have no choice but to just take any smack I get from these ****ing numbnuts, but that team just isn't worth a damn. There's no way it should be ranked and they'll be on their merry way to getting the holy shit kicked out of them soon enough.

And I can't wait to get out of Tulsa so I don't have to hear them speak in reverential tones over a team that has a quarterback that couldn't start for most major high school programs.

The classic Mizzou response to an ass kicking.

[Saul Good]

The classic Mizzou response to an ass kicking.

...as opposed to the Nebraska response which is to run off and accept junior membership into a less competitive conference.