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Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:02 PM
Let's face it - the conference realignment has simply degenerated into a gigantic, ridiculous pile of shit - a showcase of arrogance, anger, envy, stupidity, vitriol, sniping and overall douchiness. So let's have a little fun with it! While it's too early for the overall CP Douche of the Year Poll, I really feel we should all get together to recognize the Conference Realignment Champion Douche.

Rules will be similar to DOTY Poll. Candidates will be the top 20 posters in the thread, all of whom have at least 100 posts. I will list them in post count order as of right now (and yes, I'm one of them). Vote for as many or as few as you like. Top 10 vote-getters will advance to Round 2, and the poll will close in 24 hours.

So give a shout out to your favorite pompous MU fans, envious KU fans, and newly-arrogant KSU fans (or just general annoying douches) who have all joined forces to make the Conference Realignment Thread the monstrous vat of douchery that it is!

LET'S GET IT ON! :rockon:

SPchief
10-26-2011, 06:04 PM
Ballsack!

SPchief
10-26-2011, 06:04 PM
Butthurt!

SPchief
10-26-2011, 06:05 PM
Basketball!

Rams Fan
10-26-2011, 06:07 PM
Stewie. Stewie. Stewie.

Gonzo
10-26-2011, 06:12 PM
Now THIS is something I can win...
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Gonzo
10-26-2011, 06:13 PM
Awww shit... Fucked again... Wickedson will win this going away. I'm calling it now.
Posted via Mobile Device

SPchief
10-26-2011, 06:14 PM
This thread has Aids now

Sannyasi
10-26-2011, 06:16 PM
I feel like Stewie really raised his game to another level in this thread. Really an impressive performance. He gets my vote. Mikey also deserves a shout out. He's a workhorse, in there day in, day out, working for douche glory. Wickedson is a big name, but he had a bit of a sophomore slump. He just didn't have the kind of consistent production you expect out of a champion douche.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:25 PM
I feel like Stewie really raised his game to another level in this thread. Really an impressive performance. He gets my vote. Mikey also deserves a shout out. He's a workhorse, in there day in, day out, working for douche glory. Wickedson is a big name, but he had a bit of a sophomore slump. He just didn't have the kind of consistent production you expect out of a champion douche.

Yeah, Stewie was near the bottom in terms of number of posts, but he really them count! I'd have to call him one of the early favorites.

Sassy Squatch
10-26-2011, 06:26 PM
I feel like Stewie really raised his game to another level in this thread. Really an impressive performance. He gets my vote. Mikey also deserves a shout out. He's a workhorse, in there day in, day out, working for douche glory. Wickedson is a big name, but he had a bit of a sophomore slump. He just didn't have the kind of consistent production you expect out of a champion douche.
Its more of the shock factor is gone. He normally is a douche, so its kind of hard to vote for him as a realignment douche. Thats just who he is.

Saul Good
10-26-2011, 06:29 PM
I'm angling for a spot in a better poll, thus I am electing to abstain from voting. I will, however, continue to participate in all conversations regarding this thread being that I am still a proud member of the CHAMPION DOUCHE POLL thread.

Saul Good
10-26-2011, 06:30 PM
Also, shouldn't Frankie be on the ballot just because.

DeezNutz
10-26-2011, 06:30 PM
It's an honor just being nominated.

Saul Good
10-26-2011, 06:32 PM
The Kansas fans have the early lead in voting as the Mizzou fans used our newly acquired SEC speed to click the buttons first.

Al Bundy
10-26-2011, 06:32 PM
Is this just douchiness in that thread or overall?

Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:34 PM
It's an honor just being nominated.

It's just a function of post count. I had to draw the line somewhere, and didn't want to cherry pick people (lest somebody who's already butthurt to begin with cry foul over it). Lord know the top 20 contains enough douchy power to flush out every snatch in the greater metro area.

To anybody who feels unfairly excluded, all I can say is you should have been douchier more often. :D

Al Bundy
10-26-2011, 06:35 PM
This should come down to Stewie and HolyHandGrenade.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:36 PM
Is this just douchiness in that thread or overall?

No restrictions. If you'd like to call upon your anti-Cardinal butthurt and vote for me, knock yourself out! :thumb:

Al Bundy
10-26-2011, 06:37 PM
No restrictions. If you'd like to call upon your anti-Cardinal butthurt and vote for me, knock yourself out! :thumb:

No way bro. The Cardinal thing is about the only thing I have a problem with. The Stewie got my vote. He really has out-douched everyone in that thread.

Saul Good
10-26-2011, 06:39 PM
How heavily should we weight general aviation knowledge? That has to be some sort of counterbalance against the douche factor, right?

kstater
10-26-2011, 06:41 PM
Looking at the results, we can tell where the real butthurt lies.

whoman69
10-26-2011, 06:42 PM
I'm going to vote for Frazod because he was a douche for bringing this up, and his posts would full of douchebaggery.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:43 PM
I'm going to vote for Frazod because he was a douche for bringing this up, and his posts would full of douchebaggery.

That's the spirit! :D

Titty Meat
10-26-2011, 06:45 PM
Kinda weird not seeing my name affiliated with douche on here.

DeezNutz
10-26-2011, 06:46 PM
Kinda weird not seeing my name affiliated with douche on here.

Not of age yet.

Pablo
10-26-2011, 06:46 PM
Anyone who managed to follow that thread the entire way through is probably a douche.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:48 PM
Looking at the results, we can tell where the real butthurt lies.

I deliberately left the poll anonymous so that people who are annoyed with posters from their own camp can vote for them and still maintain faction solidarity.

For all you know, your votes may have come from fellow EMAW types.

Titty Meat
10-26-2011, 06:49 PM
I deliberately left the poll anonymous so that people who are annoyed with posters from their own camp can vote for them and still maintain faction solidarity.

For all you know, your votes may have come from fellow EMAW types.

Secrets don't make friends

WilliamTheIrish
10-26-2011, 06:50 PM
As usual, a KSU fan (me) is the anchor in this thread.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 06:50 PM
Anyone who managed to follow that thread the entire way through is probably a douche.

It is hard not to get any on you.

kstater
10-26-2011, 06:50 PM
As usual, a KSU fan (me) is the anchor in this thread.

I did my best to raise the profile of KSU fans everywhere. :D

Reerun_KC
10-26-2011, 06:55 PM
Kick ass I made the list!

Saul Good
10-26-2011, 06:56 PM
Ron Paul got 82% in the straw poll, but the establishment kept him off the ballot.

Mr. Plow
10-26-2011, 06:57 PM
Stewie by default.

Titty Meat
10-26-2011, 06:57 PM
I voted for Ron Paul and you Saul good.

Reerun_KC
10-26-2011, 06:58 PM
I voted for everyone of you douchebags. The whole lot of you.

RealSNR
10-26-2011, 07:01 PM
This douche poll sucks if I can't vote for Tom Cash

lewdog
10-26-2011, 07:01 PM
Can outsiders vote on this?

SPchief
10-26-2011, 07:04 PM
I deliberately left the poll anonymous so that people who are annoyed with posters from their own camp can vote for them and still maintain faction solidarity.

For all you know, your votes may have come from fellow EMAW types.

I admit it, I put a vote towards kstater

kstater
10-26-2011, 07:06 PM
I admit it, I put a vote towards kstater

So did I.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 07:06 PM
Can outsiders vote on this?

Hell yes. The more the merrier!

BigMeatballDave
10-26-2011, 07:06 PM
DA should NEVER lose Douche poll...

lewdog
10-26-2011, 07:08 PM
Hell yes. The more the merrier!

Well then inform me who is a huge KU football fan....who is a KU football homer?

RealSNR
10-26-2011, 07:08 PM
DA should NEVER lose Douche poll...Derrick Alexander?

Frazod
10-26-2011, 07:10 PM
Well then inform me who is a huge KU football fan....who is a KU football homer?

Wickedson
Pants
Mr. Plow
HolyHandgernade
HemiEd
alnorth
Reerun KC
Stewie

Pablo
10-26-2011, 07:10 PM
I voted for Saul Good; since he has the most posts in the entire thread.

Seems fair.

kstater
10-26-2011, 07:11 PM
Wickedson
Pants
Mr. Plow
HolyHandgernade
HemiEd
alnorth
Reerun KC
Stewie


AHEM, you forgot me.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 07:13 PM
AHEM, you forgot me.

He asked for KU, not KSU.

kstater
10-26-2011, 07:15 PM
He asked for KU, not KSU.

I'm a closet KU fan. You couldn't see it in my posts?

lewdog
10-26-2011, 07:15 PM
AHEM, you forgot me.

You get a vote for not being able to tell the difference between KU and KSU.

Crush
10-26-2011, 07:24 PM
The true Conference Realignment douche would start posting real conference realignment news in this thread, while continuing to pump AIDS in the other thread.

kstater
10-26-2011, 07:24 PM
You get a vote for not being able to tell the difference between KU and KSU.

You're not very smart are you?

keg in kc
10-26-2011, 07:25 PM
Looking at the poll, a question comes to mind: if stewie and wickedson got together and had a raider love child, which one of the other douches in the poll would best personify their collected douche characteristics?

lewdog
10-26-2011, 07:26 PM
You're not very smart are you?

No but I understand sarcasm, you obviously don't.

evenfall
10-26-2011, 07:29 PM
This should come down to Stewie and HolyHandGrenade.

Stewie is nice, but he has no chance in that matchup

Bugeater
10-26-2011, 07:31 PM
You mean the second thread is even douchier than the first one?

Frazod
10-26-2011, 07:34 PM
You mean the second thread is even douchier than the first one?

I don't know. Post a poll!

Crush
10-26-2011, 07:58 PM
You mean the second thread is even douchier than the first one?

While the first thread had AIDS, the second thread developed full-blown drug-resistant SUPER AIDS with a touch of crabs.

Sassy Squatch
10-26-2011, 08:02 PM
Looking at the poll, a question comes to mind: if stewie and wickedson got together and had a raider love child, which one of the other douches in the poll would best personify their collected douche characteristics?
http://www.meh.ro/thumbnail/2010_03/meh.ro3642.jpg

Reerun_KC
10-26-2011, 08:03 PM
I have 8 votes now...

Ballsacking douchebags.

SPchief
10-26-2011, 08:13 PM
I have 8 votes now...

Ballsacking douchebags.

You know you're a flaming douche when you get more votes than ReeTodd

mnchiefsguy
10-26-2011, 08:23 PM
This is the first time I have ever been in a CP poll, I am honored.

I am even more surprised that I have actually gotten four votes, given the quality posts of Wickedson and others throughout the thread.

DJ's left nut
10-26-2011, 08:34 PM
SIX?!?!?!?

Six motherfucking votes? I'm not even going to make it to the next damn heat! Did any of you see the shit I said to Stewie? Or Mikey? I was even kindof a dick to Pants...and I kinda like that dude! (well, apart from him making really dumb arguments every few months because he forgets to actually read what I wrote, but that's cool)

Alnorth and WilliamtheIrish have more votes than me and as near as I can tell, all they did was hang out.

This shit is rigged. Screw you guys.

But for real - Stewie, Holy Handgrenade, Mikey and Wickedson have the final 4 locked up and for once Wickedson should probably be an underdog. The aviation smack makes Stewie a prohibitive favorite in this one. I'm not sure Vegas will even put him on the board.

mnchiefsguy
10-26-2011, 08:39 PM
SIX?!?!?!?

Six mother****ing votes? I'm not even going to make it to the next damn heat! Did any of you see the shit I said to Stewie? Or Mikey? I was even kindof a dick to Pants...and I kinda like that dude! (well, apart from him making really dumb arguments every few months because he forgets to actually read what I wrote, but that's cool)

Alnorth and WilliamtheIrish have more votes than me and as near as I can tell, all they did was hang out.

This shit is rigged. Screw you guys.

But for real - Stewie, Holy Handgrenade, Mikey and Wickedson have the final 4 locked up and for once Wickedson should probably be an underdog. The aviation smack makes Stewie a prohibitive favorite in this one. I'm not sure Vegas will even put him on the board.

Just remember, the honor is being nominated!

DJ's left nut
10-26-2011, 08:40 PM
Just remember, the honor is being nominated!

Kiss my ass, dude - I'm up to 7 now.

I'm like the zombie Chiefs - darkhorse kiddos.

Dark. Horse.

HemiEd
10-26-2011, 08:42 PM
ROFL:thumb: Great idea!

HemiEd
10-26-2011, 08:49 PM
This should come down to Stewie and Saul Good.
fixed it

Dr. Johnny Fever
10-26-2011, 08:49 PM
I don't think I've ever opened that thread so I could vote for all of you or just assume the MU fans are the douchiest...

Hmmm.... what to do, what to do...

Bugeater
10-26-2011, 08:51 PM
I don't think I've ever opened that thread so I could vote for all of you or just assume the MU fans are the douchiest...

Hmmm.... what to do, what to do...
I haven't either. In fact, I immediately put that thread on ignore. So I voted for Zach simply because he annoys me with all of his soccer crap.

Dr. Johnny Fever
10-26-2011, 08:56 PM
I haven't either. In fact, I immediately put that thread on ignore. So I voted for Zach simply because he annoys me with all of his soccer crap.

Good plan. Plus those stupid line/bracket things around his name is douchtastic stuff.

HemiEd
10-26-2011, 09:06 PM
Good plan

Suit yourself, but in my seven years here, it was the most interesting thread that I recall participating in.

It has it all, douchiness, culture, comedy, stupidity, emotion, prejudice, facts, bullshit and so much more.

It has been even more fun experiencing the change of opinion as this thing has progressed, and admittedly, I am one of them that has changed mine.

Douche on!

SPchief
10-26-2011, 09:09 PM
butthurt

HemiEd
10-26-2011, 09:13 PM
jelous

Saulbadguy
10-26-2011, 09:18 PM
I approve of this thread.

Al Bundy
10-26-2011, 09:19 PM
Stewie and Wickedson in a dead heat.

DJ's left nut
10-26-2011, 09:24 PM
Wait.

Can I write-in Laz?

He has about 7 posts in the thread but the raw, concentrated douche that flows from them is easily enough for 70 posts.

He really should get an honorary nod here...

Mr. Plow
10-26-2011, 09:46 PM
What the fuck?!? I'm 3rd from last ahead of DeezNutz & mnchiefsguy? I tried really really hard and I get 3rd from last? I don't even have 10 fucking votes. Fuck you guys.

SPchief
10-26-2011, 10:26 PM
What the ****?!? I'm 3rd from last ahead of DeezNutz & mnchiefsguy? I tried really really hard and I get 3rd from last? I don't even have 10 ****ing votes. **** you guys.

more butthurt

Dave Lane
10-26-2011, 10:34 PM
At one time I was hoping MU would stay but seriously who cares, if they leave they will be missed as much as Nebraska. Why does anyone care one way or the other? If they stay fine, if they leave, door -> ass.

Bambi
10-26-2011, 10:35 PM
There's one guy you forgot Fraz, mo-something.

He's the absolute worst.

Can I write him in?

Bambi
10-26-2011, 10:42 PM
Mosbonian, that's the guy.

He gets my vote

Titty Meat
10-26-2011, 10:47 PM
Wickedson tied for first. What happened to only being hated by a small group of people?

Frazod
10-26-2011, 10:59 PM
What the fuck?!? I'm 3rd from last ahead of DeezNutz & mnchiefsguy? I tried really really hard and I get 3rd from last? I don't even have 10 fucking votes. Fuck you guys.

I guess you're only a secondary douche. :p

Frazod
10-26-2011, 11:01 PM
There's one guy you forgot Fraz, mo-something.

He's the absolute worst.

Can I write him in?

No.

He didn't meet the criteria. There were 20 people who had over 100 posts in the thread. Nice round number.

KcMizzou
10-26-2011, 11:09 PM
Stooie, Wicked... GOGOGO!

You're tied for the lead.

Bambi
10-26-2011, 11:09 PM
No.

He didn't meet the criteria. There were 20 people who had over 100 posts in the thread. Nice round number.

Fair enough.

If that's the case then I guess I'm gonna have to go with Pants.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 11:11 PM
Fair enough.

If that's the case then I guess I'm gonna have to go with Pants.

You can vote for as many as you like. I assume I'll be one of them. :D

Bambi
10-26-2011, 11:12 PM
Wickedson tied for first. What happened to only being hated by a small group of people?

It's multiple choice you fucking idiot.

Bambi
10-26-2011, 11:13 PM
You can vote for as many as you like. I assume I'll be one of them. :D

I didn't want to but I had to tow the company line. :)

Frazod
10-26-2011, 11:24 PM
Wait.

Can I write-in Laz?

He has about 7 posts in the thread but the raw, concentrated douche that flows from them is easily enough for 70 posts.

He really should get an honorary nod here...

This is a valid point.

My favorite scotch is The Macallan. In taste testings, it won so often in the 18YO category that they finally just retired it; gave it a special place of honor and opened the door to other makers.

So in this instance, I, the Douche Master, do hereby declare Laz to be The Macallan of Beaker Douches.

It's an honor, really. :)

KcMizzou
10-26-2011, 11:25 PM
This is a valid point.

My favorite scotch is The Macallan. In taste testings, it won so often in the 18YO category that they finally just retired it; gave it a special place of honor and opened the door to other makers.

So in this instance, I, the Douche Master, do hereby declare Laz to be The Macallan of Beaker Douches.

It's an honor, really. :)So, you're saying a little goes a long way?

Frazod
10-26-2011, 11:27 PM
So, you're saying a little goes a long way?

Oh, absolutely.

Frazod
10-26-2011, 11:42 PM
Well, I'm getting ready to call it a night.

Top 10 so far:

Wickedson 29
Stewie 28
mikeyis4dcats 25
Saul Good 22
kstater 21
frazod 19
HolyHandgernade 18
[Zach] 17
Saulbadguy 16
alnorth 13

GOOD LUCK FELLOW DOUCHES!

Mosbonian
10-26-2011, 11:59 PM
Mosbonian, that's the guy.

He gets my vote

Thank you for making my day....the fact that the person who is the biggest douche in that whole thread wants to vote for me...

Thanks...that made my day to know I have pissed you off.

Mosbonian
10-27-2011, 12:02 AM
No.

He didn't meet the criteria. There were 20 people who had over 100 posts in the thread. Nice round number.

Now....there should be something to the quality of how someone pissed people off more than the quantity.

I know I could fit in there somewhere.

Titty Meat
10-27-2011, 02:47 AM
It's multiple choice you ****ing idiot.

Such a well liked person wouldn't get that many votes you mongoloid.

eazyb81
10-27-2011, 06:29 AM
At one time I was hoping MU would stay but seriously who cares, if they leave they will be missed as much as Nebraska. Why does anyone care one way or the other? If they stay fine, if they leave, door -> ass.

C for effort, but sorry, candidates have already been chosen.

You could be a darkhorse candidate for next year's thread though.

eazyb81
10-27-2011, 06:34 AM
Stewie's meteoric rise the last few days has been extremely impressive. Unlike Wickedson who seems to focus on quantity spamming, Stewie saves his extreme butthurt for a flurry of posts one day and then disappears for a week, leaving a long trail of bewilderment and disgust.

Gonzo
10-27-2011, 06:58 AM
God damn... The douche-levels in this thread are nearing maximum capacity. I mean for me to just click on the next button is difficult because a wafting spritz of vinegar shoots out of the ear piece on my phone.
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Frazod
10-27-2011, 07:01 AM
Stewie's meteoric rise the last few days has been extremely impressive. Unlike Wickedson who seems to focus on quantity spamming, Stewie saves his extreme butthurt for a flurry of posts one day and then disappears for a week, leaving a long trail of bewilderment and disgust.

HE'S BUSY RUNNING THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY YOU FUCKING PEON!!!!! LMAO

Saul Good
10-27-2011, 07:36 AM
What the ****?!? I'm 3rd from last ahead of DeezNutz & mnchiefsguy? I tried really really hard and I get 3rd from last? I don't even have 10 ****ing votes. **** you guys.

Your post have kind of a secondary-douchiness to them.

Mr. Plow
10-27-2011, 07:37 AM
Your post have kind of a secondary-douchiness to them.

Repost


I guess you're only a secondary douche. :p

Saul Good
10-27-2011, 07:42 AM
Repost

Repost police are douchebags.

Saulbadguy
10-27-2011, 07:44 AM
HE'S BUSY RUNNING THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY YOU FUCKING PEON!!!!! LMAO

*pats self on the back*

Valiant trolling effort, Saulbadguy.

Mr. Plow
10-27-2011, 07:48 AM
Repost police are douchebags.


Create a new log in and vote for me then damnit.

Frazod
10-27-2011, 08:36 AM
Looks like Wickedson's pulling away from the pack.

Venom! Hate! :D

DJ's left nut
10-27-2011, 08:44 AM
Your post have kind of a secondary-douchiness to them.

I believe the proper term is 'bit douche'

Reerun_KC
10-27-2011, 08:46 AM
Venom hate and ballsacks say WTBallsack.

HemiEd
10-27-2011, 12:28 PM
This is a valid point.

My favorite scotch is The Macallan. In taste testings, it won so often in the 18YO category that they finally just retired it; gave it a special place of honor and opened the door to other makers.

So in this instance, I, the Douche Master, do hereby declare Laz to be The Macallan of Beaker Douches.

It's an honor, really. :)

Well in that case, we need to be fair and include KChiefs1.

I submit this post for your review:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 View Post
This question is for the KU/KSU fans:

We've all heard that Texas wants WVU & OU wants Louisville. Who do you guys want? Has anyone even asked you or is this all on Texas/Oklahoma? Do you have any balls to standup to the big boys or do you just hope they lube you up when you bend over everyday? Do they even give you a reacharound before they shove the Big Bevo up your ass?

Pants
10-27-2011, 12:35 PM
Sweet thread. To the 14 who voted for me, FUCK YOU TOO!

:p

Bambi
10-27-2011, 12:47 PM
Well in that case, we need to be fair and include KChiefs1.

I submit this post for your review:

It's amazing what MU fans get away with on this board.

Must be all the collective sympathy we all have for them when it comes to sports.

Mr. Plow
10-27-2011, 12:51 PM
Well in that case, we need to be fair and include KChiefs1.

I submit this post for your review:


Gotta love those "Does KU/KSU have the balls to stand up to Texas & Oklahoma" posts. MU is saying "FUCK YOU Texas & Oklahoma!!1!! We are leaving the Big 12 as soon as you say we can!!"

|Zach|
10-27-2011, 12:54 PM
It's amazing what MU fans get away with on this board.



"get away with"?

DJ's left nut
10-27-2011, 12:56 PM
"get away with"?

We manage to avoid miserable user status by being MU fans.

It's not because we're not raging dipshits like Wickedson or anything...

Bambi
10-27-2011, 12:57 PM
"get away with"?

That's not the first homophobic, hate filled comment directed towards the KU/KSU community.

just sayin

notorious
10-27-2011, 12:57 PM
Sweet, I didn't make the poll!

DeezNutz
10-27-2011, 12:58 PM
Gotta love those "Does KU/KSU have the balls to stand up to Texas & Oklahoma" posts. MU is saying "**** YOU Texas & Oklahoma!!1!! We are leaving the Big 12 as soon as you say we can!!"

I don't think Mizzou is begging for a hall pass. Rather, this is just the natural bullshit of trying to negotiate a buyout.

Honestly, though, the fact that the Big XII has, at the very least, constructed a PR disaster with WV/Louisville and the "conference television network" is pretty damn telling.

mnchiefsguy
10-27-2011, 01:20 PM
I have double digit votes, I feel like a part of an elite group. Hell, I am timed with DeeNutz at 11 votes.

HemiEd
10-27-2011, 01:24 PM
There is no fucking way that Saulbadguy was a bigger douche in that thread than me, no fucking way.

notorious
10-27-2011, 01:30 PM
There is no ****ing way that Saulbadguy was a bigger douche in that thread than me, no ****ing way.

Hell, I got Saul Good and Saulbadguy mixed up for a long time. Maybe that's the deal.

eazyb81
10-27-2011, 01:33 PM
That's not the first homophobic, hate filled comment directed towards the KU/KSU community.

just sayin

Just answer the question: do you or do you not lube up before taking Big Bevo up your cornhole?

Frazod
10-27-2011, 01:37 PM
Coming down the home stretch, ladies. Adjusted Top 10 so far:

1. Wickedson 45
2. Stewie 37
3. Saul Good 33
4. mikeyis4dcats 31
5. [Zach] 26
6. kstater 26
7. HolyHandgernade 26
8. frazod 24
9. Saulbadguy 23
10. (tie) eazyb81 19
10. (tie) Reerun KC 19

Reerun_KC
10-27-2011, 01:53 PM
Suck. It. Ladies. I am a top 10 douche.

Frazod
10-27-2011, 01:55 PM
Suck. It. Ladies. I am a top 10 douche.

You're tied for 10th. In the event of a tie, I will cast the tiebreaking vote.

I think I'll vote for the other guy, just to be a douche! :p

Mr. Plow
10-27-2011, 01:56 PM
At least I'm tied with WilliamTheIrish & his gigantic ballsack.

notorious
10-27-2011, 02:16 PM
Dickheadson is like Ray Lewis making the Probowl. Other posters brought more douche to the thread, but he is winning this poll on name only.

Frazod
10-27-2011, 02:23 PM
BTW, I'm still undecided about how many rounds I'm going to make this - after all, it's just for one thread.

Perhaps the next round will narrow it down to the final four or five, and then a championship round? Or should we just go for all the marbles in the next round?

mnchiefsguy
10-27-2011, 02:47 PM
Perhaps it should just be a cage match to the death between Wickedson and Stewie.

Pants
10-27-2011, 02:48 PM
BTW, I'm still undecided about how many rounds I'm going to make this - after all, it's just for one thread.

Perhaps the next round will narrow it down to the final four or five, and then a championship round? Or should we just go for all the marbles in the next round?

Maybe a Top 10, then Top 5 for the winner?

HemiEd
10-27-2011, 02:55 PM
Gotta love those "Does KU/KSU have the balls to stand up to Texas & Oklahoma" posts. MU is saying "**** YOU Texas & Oklahoma!!1!! We are leaving the Big 12 as soon as you say we can!!"

Yeah, they are masters of their own domain, for sure.


article posted by KStater regarding the SEC

The conference can increase their TV footprint, gaining a state with 6 million residents, while adding another patsy to the schedule. No BCS title hopeful team wants a schedule loaded with top 5 teams, and the SEC is no exception. The potential to add an easy conference win, while increasing the conference revenue, is a no-brainer.

Whomever wrote this must be jealous.

HemiEd
10-27-2011, 02:58 PM
Hell, I got Saul Good and Saulbadguy mixed up for a long time. Maybe that's the deal.

It sure wouldn't be by post content. Saulbadguy is all facts, and truisms without bias.

Saul Good is all BS and SEC cock gobbling. :D

Reerun_KC
10-27-2011, 03:31 PM
You're tied for 10th. In the event of a tie, I will cast the tiebreaking vote.

I think I'll vote for the other guy, just to be a douche! :p


Yes you are a douche...

notorious
10-27-2011, 03:31 PM
It sure wouldn't be by post content. Saulbadguy is all facts, and truisms without bias.

Saul Good is all BS and SEC cock gobbling. :D

LMAO

Reerun_KC
10-27-2011, 03:32 PM
Eazyb is a douche, but come on man. All you worthless ballsacks can throw me a few more douches...

Stop being douches and vote Reerun_KC!

kchero
10-27-2011, 04:28 PM
So are we going to have a playoff or are we going to devise a BCS type ranking system to see who goes against who?

mnchiefsguy
10-27-2011, 04:29 PM
So are we going to have a playoff or are we going to devise a BCS type ranking system to see who goes against who?

With a BCS system, the final four will be all KU fans. They have the best kneepads.

Old Dog
10-27-2011, 04:34 PM
With a BCS system, the final four will be all KU fans. They have the best kneepads.

but there's NO butthurt from Mizzou fans at all..... 3 1/2 years later





not all, but certainly more than a few are STILL crying

HemiEd
10-27-2011, 04:39 PM
With a BCS system, the final four will be all KU fans. They have the best kneepads.

You might want to re-check the vote count.

Are you saying you wouldn't vote objectively?

Nah, not going to believe it.

mnchiefsguy
10-27-2011, 04:41 PM
You might want to re-check the vote count.

Are you saying you wouldn't vote objectively?

Nah, not going to believe it.

I voted for some KSU folks as well as KU folks. Did not see any OU or UT folks in the poll. I was equal opportunity. :thumb:

Frazod
10-27-2011, 06:35 PM
Poll is closed. On to Round 2.

Advancing are:

Wickedson 48
Stewie 39
Saul Good 37
mikeyis4dcats 32
kstater 28
[Zach] 27
HolyHandgernade 26
frazod 25
Saulbadguy 24

eazyb81 and Reerun KC have tied with 20 for the final spot. I have flipped a coin, and Reerun won the toss (or lost, depending on how you look at it), so he advances.

Round 2 poll/thread upcoming shortly

notorious
10-27-2011, 06:37 PM
Poll is closed. On to Round 2.

Advancing are:

Wickedson 48
Stewie 39
Saul Good 37
mikeyis4dcats 32
kstater 28
[Zach] 27
HolyHandgernade 26
frazod 25
Saulbadguy 24

eazyb81 and Reerun KC have tied with 20 for the final spot. I have flipped a coin, and Reerun won the toss (or lost, depending on how you look at it), so he advances.

Round 2 poll/thread upcoming shortly

Fuck em' all.



Especially Reerun.

Mr. Plow
10-27-2011, 06:38 PM
I didn't even beat DJ's Left Nut....that guy actually tried to have civil conversation using facts.

Frazod
10-27-2011, 06:38 PM
Fuck em' all.



Especially Reerun.

I'll try not to take that personally. :D

Dr. Johnny Fever
10-27-2011, 06:39 PM
With a BCS system, the final four will be all KU fans. They have the best kneepads.

Thank you.

Hey frazod....?

SPchief
10-27-2011, 06:41 PM
So much butthurt going on

SPchief
10-27-2011, 06:41 PM
So much butthurt going on

SPchief
10-27-2011, 06:42 PM
Wow, now this thread has aids

Mr. Plow
10-27-2011, 06:44 PM
Wow, now this thread has aids

It got the aids from all the butthurt.