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Bambi
10-31-2011, 11:31 PM
hahahahaha.

wtf

Mr. Arrowhead
10-31-2011, 11:33 PM
huh no credit to Haley's beard

KcMizzou
10-31-2011, 11:34 PM
Tebow's gonna be PISSED.

Phobia
10-31-2011, 11:34 PM
Tamba Hali can say whatever he wants if his motor keeps purring like it has been.

Bambi
10-31-2011, 11:34 PM
Tamba Hali can say whatever he wants if his motor keeps purring like it has been.

this

Okie_Apparition
10-31-2011, 11:37 PM
Theories on what's wrong with Rivers:
He's trying to get Norv fired
He's plagued with guilt for looking at Kellie Croyle with lustfull eyes

-King-
10-31-2011, 11:37 PM
this

So what was the point of making this thread?

Ming the Merciless
10-31-2011, 11:38 PM
SD

sloppy for barkly

Pasta Little Brioni
10-31-2011, 11:38 PM
He made McNeil his bitch all night long.

Bambi
10-31-2011, 11:41 PM
So what was the point of making this thread?

It was a weird thing to say.

God doesn't care who wins football games.

Tamba is playing well now but he sounds funny saying things like this.

Rasputin
10-31-2011, 11:42 PM
It was a weird thing to say.

God doesn't care who wins football games.

Tamba in playing well now but he sounds funny saying things like this.

How do YoU know God doesn't care who wins football games?


Saints.

lewdog
10-31-2011, 11:42 PM
I don't get why players need to mention God and the outcome of sporting events in the same sentence. GOD DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SPORTS.........if he even exists in the first place.

Johnny Vegas
10-31-2011, 11:51 PM
cuz he's the resurrection. the son of God.

mnchiefsguy
10-31-2011, 11:57 PM
It was a weird thing to say.

God doesn't care who wins football games.

Tamba is playing well now but he sounds funny saying things like this.

How do you know God doesn't watch football? Did he tell you that during a Tim Tebow seance?

Dante84
10-31-2011, 11:57 PM
I raised my son right.

Chiefs=Champions
10-31-2011, 11:59 PM
It was pretty fucking lucky that Rivers fumbled that ball. An act of God is as good an explanation as any...

lcarus
11-01-2011, 12:01 AM
This marks the 10,000,2322,2020893,20203th time an athlete has said God helped them win a game.

Bambi
11-01-2011, 12:01 AM
It was pretty ****ing lucky that Rivers fumbled that ball. An act of God is as good an explanation as any...

lol, this is basically what Hali said.

Fritz88
11-01-2011, 12:01 AM
He raped McNeil.

yeti
11-01-2011, 12:03 AM
He made McNeil his bitch all night long.

McNeill had like what 4 False starts, a holding call, and illegal use of hands to the face. Rough night for that guy but he's certainly no Rivers.

big nasty kcnut
11-01-2011, 12:33 AM
im waiting for a satan cause us to lose from a player
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aturnis
11-01-2011, 12:34 AM
ROFLTebow's gonna be PISSED.

MoreLemonPledge
11-01-2011, 12:35 AM
I love it when players say that. As if "God" doesn't care about the other team. Or as if "God" wouldn't have anything better to do than bless a fucking football team given the state of the world He supposedly created.

Tim Fucking Tebow (TFT)

thabear
11-01-2011, 12:36 AM
Did anybody hear how many kids river has....6 kids holy crap

seclark
11-01-2011, 12:37 AM
im waiting for a satan cause us to lose from a player
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same here nut...same here.
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Rausch
11-01-2011, 12:37 AM
I don't care if he feeds buckets of chicken to Jobu in his locker as long as he keeps playing like he has been...

MoreLemonPledge
11-01-2011, 12:38 AM
At least Stevie Johnson had the nerve to blame God when something went wrong. It should be a two-way street.

suzzer99
11-01-2011, 12:48 AM
Well Tamba won the game for us with that strip sack and all the penalties on McNeal.

Wait a minute...

Tamba Hali... is God???

HE IS THE MESSIAH!

Phobia
11-01-2011, 12:48 AM
im waiting for a satan cause us to lose from a player
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Whu?

Epic Fail 007
11-01-2011, 12:56 AM
Tebow's gonna be PISSED.

lol

KC_Connection
11-01-2011, 01:03 AM
Is that why he seemingly does the Angels in the Outfield signal after every sack? LMAO

Psyko Tek
11-01-2011, 01:10 AM
I don't get why players need to mention God and the outcome of sporting events in the same sentence. GOD DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SPORTS.........if he even exists in the first place.

the out come of football games is the only reason to believe in gawd
if he ain\t there to decide games who is

ChiefFripp
11-01-2011, 01:12 AM
...well a lot of balls have been going The Chiefs way.

Hammock Parties
11-01-2011, 01:33 AM
Tamba Hali is a god, so that works.

Johnny Vegas
11-01-2011, 01:59 AM
Is that why he seemingly does the Angels in the Outfield signal after every sack? LMAO

Crucified.

TimeForWasp
11-01-2011, 02:03 AM
I don't get why players need to mention God and the outcome of sporting events in the same sentence. GOD DOESN'T GIVE A **** ABOUT SPORTS.........if he even exists in the first place.


Then why did he give us the game of rape?

nstygma
11-01-2011, 02:16 AM
im waiting for a satan cause us to lose from a player
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the refs evidently are satan's minions incarnated.

Otter
11-01-2011, 03:06 AM
Whu?

Phil you have to -1 for each vowel placement on the Tommkat decoder ring and +2 for each consonant before "P" and +1 for each after.

Are you ****ing new here? Guess we're gonna have to make new decoder rings for Phil.

WTF Dude!!! I haven't had my coffee yet.

PhillyChiefFan
11-01-2011, 05:07 AM
Tamba Hali can say whatever he wants if his motor keeps purring like it has been.

Hey, the refs found their flag a couple times on the Hali holds last night for once!

blaise
11-01-2011, 05:43 AM
This marks the 10,000,2322,2020893,20203th time an athlete has said God helped them win a game.

And almost the same number of times someone has said, "I don't think God watches football," afterward.

KCUnited
11-01-2011, 05:45 AM
What if God was one of us?

He'd hopefully get some pass rush up the middle.

the Talking Can
11-01-2011, 06:17 AM
Hali would have raped the shit out of god if we lost