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Barret
11-02-2011, 06:15 PM
I did not check to see if this is a repost but it seems as though a lot of people are having fun at Tebows Expense.

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/34680/time-for-elway-to-think-post-tebow

It got worse after the ESPN Mods tried to delete some of the comments.

Johnny Vegas
11-02-2011, 06:18 PM
holy santa clause shit that is fuckin priceless.

Al Bundy
11-02-2011, 06:19 PM
It is going strong.

Ugly Duck
11-02-2011, 06:19 PM
Whats wrong with those mods? They don't have a clue.... lets BAN them!

Bwana
11-02-2011, 06:20 PM
LMAO

Al Bundy
11-02-2011, 06:21 PM
Len Bias's Drug Tolerance>Tebow

That one is great

SPchief
11-02-2011, 06:22 PM
heh a little boy spending the night with michael jackson>Tebow

pr_capone
11-02-2011, 06:23 PM
It is ROLLING. I can barely keep up with the comments right now.

Barret
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
LOL saw Boss Chief with a Matt Cassel > Tim Tebow.

Someone needs to do a Todd Haley's Beard > Tim Tebow

BossChief
11-02-2011, 06:26 PM
haha

my fav?

Hitler personally putting me in an over > Tebow

Those comments are coming in a few hundred a minute.

WOW

Buck
11-02-2011, 06:26 PM
The moment he laid eyes on the lifeless body of the nude socialite sprawled across the bathroom floor, Detective Leary knew she had committed suicide by grasping the cap on the tamper-proof bottle, pushing down and twisting while she kept her thumb firmly pressed against the spot the arrow pointed to, until she hit the exact spot where the tab clicks into place, allowing her to remove the cap and swallow he entire contents of the bottle, thus ending her life. > Tebow

what

SPATCH
11-02-2011, 06:26 PM
holy shit it's going nuts

Caseyguyrr
11-02-2011, 06:27 PM
both of mine were banned

digger
11-02-2011, 06:27 PM
BossChief78 (http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/bosschief78)
Todd Haleys beard > tebow

27 Seconds Ago
(http://espn.go.com/community/conversations?id=http://espn.go.com/ECHO/item/1320280003-897-594)

Caseyguyrr
11-02-2011, 06:27 PM
the list is rolling too lmao

Bwana
11-02-2011, 06:29 PM
job prospects for people who have a bachelor's in English or History > Tebow

espn executive exposing himself to erin andrews > tebow

beating it to Golden Girls reruns > Tebow

Mark Brunnel's bank account > Tebow

Clubbing with Plexico > Tebow

masturbating on an airplane > Tebow

casey anthony pregnant (with triplets) > tebow

being OJ's gf > Tebow

being michael vicks dog > tebow

fractured testicle > Tebow

Sassy Squatch
11-02-2011, 06:31 PM
donte stallworth's driving skills > Tebow

Johnny Vegas
11-02-2011, 06:32 PM
Rebecca Black > Tebow

Dave Lane
11-02-2011, 06:32 PM
Holy crap it's like watching a stock ticker...

AustinChief
11-02-2011, 06:33 PM
"Philip Rivers snap > Tebow"

hahaha

88TG88
11-02-2011, 06:34 PM
TimmyD2525
Raising another man's child > Tebow

lol

Ugly Duck
11-02-2011, 06:34 PM
being michael vicks dog > tebow


OMG... I didn't just see that....

Johnny Vegas
11-02-2011, 06:35 PM
"Philip Rivers snap > Tebow"

hahaha

heh that was me

well I said Rivers Snap > Tebow

Sassy Squatch
11-02-2011, 06:36 PM
http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-yoyos.jpg

007
11-02-2011, 06:36 PM
HOly crap. ryan leaf > Tebow. LMAO

Barret
11-02-2011, 06:36 PM
I saw one,

Charlie Weiss's Diet Plan > Tebow

CaliforniaChief
11-02-2011, 06:37 PM
A Shaun Smith nutcracker > Tebow

LMAO

88TG88
11-02-2011, 06:37 PM
Jake Plummer > Tebow

Al Bundy
11-02-2011, 06:38 PM
tarheelholmes
Getting your balls caught in your pants zipper > Tebow

Molitoth
11-02-2011, 06:39 PM
LOL @ these.

BossChief
11-02-2011, 06:39 PM
HOly crap. ryan leaf > Tebow. LMAO

haha yeah, Im on fire over there.

chefsos
11-02-2011, 06:39 PM
That's a fuckin' runaway train right there.

007
11-02-2011, 06:39 PM
Where is Whitlock with Jeff George > Tebow

Molitoth
11-02-2011, 06:40 PM
Cancer > Tebow?
wtf

007
11-02-2011, 06:41 PM
Having to identify yourself to the neighborhood as a sex offender > Tebow

lcarus
11-02-2011, 06:42 PM
Haha, Blake Griffin's complexion > Tebow. That was a good one, whoever did that.

chefsos
11-02-2011, 06:46 PM
Cancer > Tebow?
wtfI saw your "Chiefsplanet > Tebow". Ever so briefly...

BossChief
11-02-2011, 06:47 PM
I saw your "Chiefsplanet > Tebow". Ever so briefly...

that was me and I followed it right up with a tebow > chiefscoalition

haha

Frazod
11-02-2011, 06:49 PM
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. LMAO

Buck
11-02-2011, 06:49 PM
Saw this.

19yearsanddonecountingv2.1
The Orange Mane = Tebow

Bwana
11-02-2011, 06:50 PM
clown porn > tebow

Getting your balls caught in your pants zipper > Tebow


Blackmailing a homeless man > Tebow


getting drunk near roethlisberger > tebow

Dave Lane
11-02-2011, 06:50 PM
Republican party's grasp on reality > Tebow

chefsos
11-02-2011, 06:51 PM
that was me and I followed it right up with a tebow > chiefscoalition

hahaOops. Props to you. It went by pretty goddamn fast.


And.. "The Orange Mane = Tebow" ROFL

BossChief
11-02-2011, 06:55 PM
teabagging a bear trap > tebow

ROFL

Dave Lane
11-02-2011, 06:55 PM
Mike Tyson narrating NFL films > Tebow

LMAO

KurtCobain
11-02-2011, 06:58 PM
finding out your wife has been a man this whole time > tebow

cabletech94
11-02-2011, 07:01 PM
just saw your pwnmower, boss. WOW!

Iconic
11-02-2011, 07:03 PM
A thread about Tebow > Kurts Poll

Molitoth
11-02-2011, 07:07 PM
that was me and I followed it right up with a tebow > chiefscoalition

haha

i had posted it as well. i stopped posting after a few minutes when i figured out there wasn"t anything left original, lol

cabletech94
11-02-2011, 07:08 PM
someone put on

herm edwards clock management skills > tebow.

CLASSIC

SnakeXJones
11-02-2011, 07:09 PM
someone put on

herm edwards clock management skills > tebow.

CLASSIC That was mine lol

cabletech94
11-02-2011, 07:09 PM
That was mine lol

Repping your way, bro!ROFL

notorious
11-02-2011, 07:11 PM
Please Denver, please select Landry Jones.

KC native
11-02-2011, 07:12 PM
Funneling hot road tar into your butt with a traffic cone > Tebow

KCFalcon59
11-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Ok who posted this:

GoChiefs Modeling Career > Tebow

BossChief
11-02-2011, 07:15 PM
That was mine lol

I made one too and followed it up with something like "anything to do with Herm edwards and a football game > tebow

Dunit35
11-02-2011, 07:16 PM
Femas Katrina response> tebow

Lol

Dunit35
11-02-2011, 07:18 PM
Lol.... Who put meccas hair>tebow

Chiefaholic
11-02-2011, 07:20 PM
at73185
Mecca thinking everything USC is brilliant > Tebow
34 Seconds Ago

SnakeXJones
11-02-2011, 07:20 PM
Lol.... Who put meccas hair>tebow me again and the gochiefs modeling career i will admit to that one

Chiefaholic
11-02-2011, 07:23 PM
BossChief78
Marty schottenheimers ablity to win playoff games > tebow

88TG88
11-02-2011, 07:25 PM
Ok who posted this:

GoChiefs Modeling Career > Tebow

ROFLROFLROFL

jspchief
11-02-2011, 07:27 PM
Tony Dungy's parenting advice > Tebow

Wow lmao

Sent from my ADR6350

Chiefaholic
11-02-2011, 07:33 PM
walla225
drinking JaMarcus Russell's purple drank > Tebow
49 Seconds Ago

Caseyguyrr
11-02-2011, 07:35 PM
5000+ comments now, and thats topped out i think

SnakeXJones
11-02-2011, 07:38 PM
Damn its getting worse cant even see my own comments come through lucky i got the good ones in

Caseyguyrr
11-02-2011, 07:41 PM
you cant even read them theyre still coming in so fast

Al Bundy
11-02-2011, 07:45 PM
Tony Larussa seeing a DUI Checkpoint > Tebow

Al Bundy
11-02-2011, 07:46 PM
Alright who did this?
Skip Towne > Tebow

SnakeXJones
11-02-2011, 07:47 PM
Alright who did this?
Skip Towne > TebowI posted something like that 15 mins ago something like Skip's Manners to noobs > Tebow

chefsos
11-02-2011, 08:13 PM
"Muhammad Ali Bobbleheads > Tebow"


Wrong.


So wrong.


But funny.

SenselessChiefsFan
11-02-2011, 08:21 PM
cancer > Tebow.

Stinger
11-02-2011, 08:32 PM
Labron's 4th quarter scoring in the playoffs > Tebow

Al Davis's current heart rate > Tebow

wow.... just.... wow

Ming the Merciless
11-02-2011, 08:36 PM
holy shit, crazy

Spott
11-02-2011, 08:42 PM
Joe Theismann's leg > Tebow

Going down on hooker > Tebow

Sofa King
11-02-2011, 08:51 PM
Holy shit those are funny.

Sofa King
11-02-2011, 08:52 PM
a threesome with chaz bono and rosie o'donnell > tebow


gross.

BoneKrusher
11-02-2011, 08:54 PM
that was me and I followed it right up with a tebow > chiefscoalition

haha

ROFL

Sofa King
11-02-2011, 08:55 PM
Kevin Everett's current 40 time > Tebow

LMAO

Fritz88
11-02-2011, 09:03 PM
I am in tears.
The national lampoon franchise after 1990 > Tebow

redfan
11-02-2011, 09:04 PM
Wilford Brimley's pronounciation of Diabetes > Tebow

redfan
11-02-2011, 09:22 PM
Dam, that thing is still flyin' along.

hometeam
11-02-2011, 09:30 PM
still going

Al Bundy
11-02-2011, 09:41 PM
longlivedeadspin
having Nevin Shapiro pay for your abortion>Tebow
:doh!:

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-02-2011, 09:59 PM
catching a baseball tossed into the stands by josh hamilton > tim tebow

playing tummy sticks with your dad > tebow

Russian hostage negotiators > Tebow

trying to pick up loose women at Babys-R-Us > tebow

seamonster
11-02-2011, 10:20 PM
Holy crap it's like watching a stock ticker...

looks a little bit like somebody wrote a tim tebow script that's just randomly concactinating crazy shit > tebow and updating their website with arbitrary joke accounts.

BIG_DADDY
11-02-2011, 10:29 PM
catching a baseball tossed into the stands by josh hamilton > tim tebow

playing tummy sticks with your dad > tebow

Russian hostage negotiators > Tebow

trying to pick up loose women at Babys-R-Us > tebow

So, why all the hate?

Gadzooks
11-02-2011, 10:50 PM
Wow, that's one of the coolest things I've seen on the interwebs besides porn.

Gadzooks
11-02-2011, 10:52 PM
Toilet Bowl - oiltl = Tebow
Ha!

Johnny Vegas
11-02-2011, 11:01 PM
LMAO

jlobregon12
finding your dads wedding ring while fingering your sister > Tebow

IrishGuy1026
Tara Reid's $@%! job > tebow

52decleetzu
11-02-2011, 11:40 PM
Still going strong,

bowener
11-02-2011, 11:52 PM
lol
don't mod me bro

bowener
11-02-2011, 11:54 PM
Has Akili Smith's name come up yet?

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-02-2011, 11:59 PM
i> |Tebow|

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-03-2011, 12:02 AM
What a bunch of gaping vaginas, now they're banning anyone that makes a "_ > Tebow" post

Extra Point
11-03-2011, 03:03 AM
theworldofx




EA's drapes not matching the carpet > Tebow

2 fans like this.
3 Minutes Ago


IronIndianRider




Amount of time it will take the mods to figure this out > Tebow

1 fan likes this.

BryanBusby
11-03-2011, 03:30 AM
Watching a Womens NBA game > Tebow
Magic Johnson's T-Cell count > Tebow
Fathers Day with Travis Henry > Tebow
Cleaning Najeh Davenport's house > Tebow

Bill Lundberg
11-03-2011, 05:09 AM
.Lemon Party with Chris Berman, Bill Williamson, Colin Cowherd > Tebow

Caseyguyrr
11-03-2011, 06:04 AM
tebow's chances of converting a muslim > Tebow's chances of converting a third down
Chris Johnson after he got paid > Tebow

InChiefsHeaven
11-03-2011, 06:06 AM
I can't believe it's still rolling along this strong. Hilarious.

Caseyguyrr
11-03-2011, 06:07 AM
ya especially so early in the morning

bevischief
11-03-2011, 06:09 AM
Thought I could be offensive again. . . but still noticing that the mod is lurking > Tebow

bevischief
11-03-2011, 06:10 AM
Having your balls hang low, tied in a knot, tied in a bow, then thrown over your shoulder like a continental solider > Tebow

Starting out on youtube by watching videos of kittens and ending up watching videos of elephants having sex > Tebow

Actually commenting on ESPN before all of this > Tebow

bevischief
11-03-2011, 06:12 AM
Tebow accidentally seeing all these comments>tebow

redfan
11-03-2011, 06:42 AM
YES!!! Still going strong!!

SuperChief
11-03-2011, 07:15 AM
Maurice Clarette's gunsmith > Tebow

rofl

Bwana
11-03-2011, 07:19 AM
YES!!! Still going strong!!

Nice

http://www.peninsulapetsitting.com/Energizer_Bunny_animated.gif

KCUnited
11-03-2011, 07:21 AM
Unprotected sex with Pedro from the Real World > Tebow

mrbiggz
11-03-2011, 07:32 AM
Got Dayum it's still going. I can barely keep up with the posts.

Swanman
11-03-2011, 08:01 AM
I just spent ten minutes reading them and they are loading at a rate of about 1 per second at times. The best one I saw so far is: Rae Carruth > Tebow

booyaf2
11-03-2011, 08:25 AM
walking in on your mom flicking her bean > Tebow

Caseyguyrr
11-03-2011, 08:26 AM
walking in on your mom flicking her bean > Tebow

ROFL

Caseyguyrr
11-03-2011, 08:28 AM
i wonder if, when its all said and done, if we will ever know how many comments were posted

Molitoth
11-03-2011, 08:32 AM
The comments won't even load for me anymore, lol.

I wanna find out how many posts there are in total. It's gotta be well over 20k.

kcmaxwell
11-03-2011, 08:36 AM
The fact they put Elways face on the helmets>tebow!! rofl!!!!

QuikSsurfer
11-03-2011, 08:46 AM
Naming your new hamburger "Dave's Hot and Juicy" > Tebow

QuikSsurfer
11-03-2011, 08:46 AM
Being the manager of Mark Brunnell's WhataBurger > Tebow

bevischief
11-03-2011, 09:33 AM
I just posted the link to this over at OrangeMane.

bevischief
11-03-2011, 09:39 AM
Accidentally dropping an N-bomb and realizing theres a black person in the vicinity > Tebow

ModSocks
11-03-2011, 09:40 AM
ROFL @ Toothy Blowjob > Tebow

bevischief
11-03-2011, 09:41 AM
Telling your Father you're gay>Tebow

bevischief
11-03-2011, 09:42 AM
getting a dutch oven from my dead grandma > Tebow

Chief Pote
11-03-2011, 09:44 AM
2 guys one cup > Tebow lol

ModSocks
11-03-2011, 09:44 AM
Lol.

Stretch Marks on a Stripper > Tebow

Chief Pote
11-03-2011, 09:46 AM
Amputee Strippers > Tebow

Alright which one of you assholes posted this?

bevischief
11-03-2011, 09:50 AM
So many of these are coming from posters on this site?

Sofa King
11-03-2011, 09:53 AM
upper decking your own toilet > tebow

Sofa King
11-03-2011, 09:53 AM
Getting 30 pieces of silver for ratting out Jesus > Tebow

Sofa King
11-03-2011, 09:54 AM
Truck Surfing with Chris Henry > Tebow

KCUnited
11-03-2011, 09:55 AM
Jim Abbott's right arm throwing motion > Tebow

Skyy God
11-03-2011, 10:39 AM
Puppy abortions > Tebow

Skyy God
11-03-2011, 10:45 AM
Has Akili Smith's name come up yet?

Very early on.

Skyy God
11-03-2011, 10:46 AM
Apple Newton > Tebow

crazycoffey
11-03-2011, 10:59 AM
awesome, that shit is just flowing.

BoneKrusher
11-03-2011, 11:00 AM
I did not check to see if this is a repost but it seems as though a lot of people are having fun at Tebows Expense.


It got worse after the ESPN Mods tried to delete some of the comments.


could The espn mods and the Chiefs Coalition mods be one and the same?..ROFL

MoreLemonPledge
11-03-2011, 11:00 AM
This is amazing.

Los Pollos Hermanos
11-03-2011, 11:06 AM
What's a Lemon Party?

Okie_Apparition
11-03-2011, 11:21 AM
Your best friend banging your wife while you're Tebowing>Tebow

loochy
11-03-2011, 11:22 AM
Badgirl from Chiefsplanet > Tebow

Swanman
11-03-2011, 11:24 AM
Badgirl from Chiefsplanet > Tebow

You beat me by a second.

My favorite thus far:

Anne Frank trying to hold in a fart > Tebow

loochy
11-03-2011, 11:24 AM
ROFL

Category: Before and After

The Answer: This third century BC King of Macedon and conqueror of the Persian Empire has unintentionally embarrassed ESPN and caused thousand of hours of both entertainment and lost work hours?

The Question: Who is "Alexander the > Tebow"

loochy
11-03-2011, 11:25 AM
Brett Favre's genitalia > Tebow

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-03-2011, 11:26 AM
So many of these are coming from posters on this site?

Fuckers banned me for battery acid enema > Tebow

loochy
11-03-2011, 11:26 AM
This is probably the greatest thing in the history of the internet. The comments are just at a steady flow...

cabletech94
11-03-2011, 11:30 AM
:thumb:This is probably the greatest thing in the history of the internet. The comments are just at a steady flow...:thumb:

i couldn't stop reading them last night!

this to infinity!!!!

Okie_Apparition
11-03-2011, 11:32 AM
Don't want to go to all the trouble of making a dummy email addy to join in

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-03-2011, 11:34 AM
Don't want to go to all the trouble of making a dummy email addy to join in

jgfhggfjhfjhg@hjgfjfyutedj.com FTW

You don't have to confirm it to post as far as I know

FAX
11-03-2011, 11:39 AM
ROFL

It's like a worldwide denial of service attack.

... Oops ...

... > Tebow.

FAX

loochy
11-03-2011, 11:45 AM
Man, I really can't pull myself away from watching this > Tebow

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-03-2011, 11:52 AM
getting home from a 7 month deployment and finding out your wife is 5 months pregnant > Tebow

LMAO

redfan
11-03-2011, 12:00 PM
Mark Fuhrman with a flat tire in Harlem > Tebow

:shake: :D

loochy
11-03-2011, 12:03 PM
Here is an article about the > Tebow phenomena:

http://mashable.com/2011/11/02/tebow/

....oh yeah, I almost forgot... >Tebow

Skyy God
11-03-2011, 12:42 PM
Pol Pot > Tebow

Beating your disabled daughter > Tebow

loochy
11-03-2011, 12:46 PM
MTG#10's love life > Tebow

KC native
11-03-2011, 01:48 PM
Christopher Reeves Horseback riding skills > Tebow

Sofa King
11-03-2011, 02:25 PM
I laughed at this one.

Running into the Royal Rumble and having your momentum utilized to send you over the top rope immediately > tebow

Sofa King
11-03-2011, 02:35 PM
Damn these mods. 4 of my last 5 have gotten deleted.

vailpass
11-03-2011, 02:43 PM
MTG#10's love life > Tebow

LMAO

KCUnited
11-03-2011, 02:53 PM
Jethro Tull winning the grammy for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance Vocal or Instrumental > Tebow

FAX
11-03-2011, 02:55 PM
Okay. That's enough.

What's with the Jethro Tull hate?

FAX

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 02:57 PM
Stuart Scott's lazy eye > tebowStuart Scott's lazy eye > tebow

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 02:57 PM
The 99% > Tebow > People that like Tebow > Skip Bayless???

KCUnited
11-03-2011, 02:58 PM
Okay. That's enough.

What's with the Jethro Tull hate?

FAX

I don't think its anything against Jethro Tull, I think its the fact that they won a Hard Rock/Metal grammy over Metallica's ...And Justice For All.

> Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 02:59 PM
The chances that i will ever read another article from the AFC West Blog>Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 02:59 PM
They are deleting it faster than it is coming in...

Some great stuff getting deleted...

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 03:00 PM
most. productive. day. ever. > Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 03:02 PM
casey anthony's future custody battle > Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 03:07 PM
ESPN exec that chose to not delete this article > Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-03-2011, 03:08 PM
The guy who deletes my comment has a small p3nis > Tebow

Johnny Vegas
11-03-2011, 03:20 PM
You beat me by a second.

My favorite thus far:

Anne Frank trying to hold in a fart > Tebow

LMAO I fuckin heard it all

Pasta Little Brioni
11-03-2011, 03:40 PM
Damn. KnowMo should be forced to read all the comments Clockwork Orange style.

Sofa King
11-03-2011, 03:41 PM
Damn. KnowMo should be forced to read all the comments Clockwork Orange style.

http://operatorchan.org/vg/arch/src/vg84363_eyes.gif

Chiefs Pantalones
11-03-2011, 06:48 PM
I can't help but think about how terrible the talent level must've been in college football for Tebow to look good during his tenure at Florida and to win those titles that they did. I know he wasn't all world in college either but wow. The comparison, or lack thereof, is amazing between how little college success means to the NFL.

Sorter
11-03-2011, 06:57 PM
I can't help but think about how terrible the talent level must've been in college football for Tebow to look good during his tenure at Florida and to win those titles that they did. I know he wasn't all world in college either but wow. The comparison, or lack thereof, is amazing between how little college success means to the NFL.

Wrong. The Alabama and Oklahoma teams he played against had studs defensively. He was "all world" in college. I'm not defending Tewboner, but he did play against some great defenses throughout his college career. Ultimately, I just think when you're playing against a team of people that have schemed + talent for you with his limited skill set, you're going to get raped.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-03-2011, 07:05 PM
Wrong. The Alabama and Oklahoma teams he played against had studs defensively. He was "all world" in college. I'm not defending Tewboner, but he did play against some great defenses throughout his college career. Ultimately, I just think when you're playing against a team of people that have schemed + talent for you with his limited skill set, you're going to get raped.

He wasn't all world in college. He won, yes, but his QBing talent wasn't all world. I watched him play and I never thought he had what it took to make it in the NFL. You don't have to be that good to look good in college because it's a completely different game in college. It is what it is...college football, not pro football. Some players are gonna go on to have great careers in the NFL because they belong and have what it takes, where most are gonna go on to sell insurance.

loochy
11-03-2011, 08:46 PM
Well, they're still coming in at over 1 per second

FAX
11-03-2011, 09:06 PM
Well, they're still coming in at over 1 per second

I predict this will continue until ESPN decides to take down the article.

Which they may not do since it's leading to lots of hit things on their site deal. Yep. This may go on for years.

FAX

Okie_Apparition
11-03-2011, 09:14 PM
Child molestation is not acceptable
take a 24 hour vacation
douchebag

redfan
11-03-2011, 09:23 PM
Strange to watch the posts disappear > tebow

loochy
11-03-2011, 09:27 PM
Child molestation is not acceptable
take a 24 hour vacation
douchebag

you forgot to add > TEBOW

Caseyguyrr
11-03-2011, 11:37 PM
someone went too far:

the holocaust > tebow

BossChief
11-03-2011, 11:44 PM
someone went too far:

the holocaust > tebow

haha

I can see you're new here.

That's not even out of line in Planet standards.

There are literally THOUSANDS worse than that one that have been posted. Most get deleted pretty fast, though.

Buehler445
11-03-2011, 11:44 PM
the smell of goat sex > Tebow

Buehler445
11-03-2011, 11:45 PM
deep fried mayonnaise at the nebraska state fair > tebow

Buehler445
11-03-2011, 11:47 PM
denial of service attack now being called "> tebow" > tebow

Caseyguyrr
11-03-2011, 11:53 PM
haha

I can see you're new here.

That's not even out of line in Planet standards.

There are literally THOUSANDS worse than that one that have been posted. Most get deleted pretty fast, though.

hey, didnt know if anybody jewish, if any, here that might get offended

kysirsoze
11-03-2011, 11:56 PM
hey, didnt know if anybody jewish, if any, here that might get offended

Well there are several much more offensive holocaust jokes posted in this very thread so I hope not.

bevischief
11-04-2011, 06:41 AM
Still going this moring.

bevischief
11-04-2011, 06:43 AM
messing with my emotions > tebow
An annoying Guidance Counselor > Tebow
No eye candy at work > Tebow
One time I asked Brasky to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Yeah, that's them, that's them. Well Brasky shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him. > tebow
Friday Friday, gotta get down on Friday > Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 06:44 AM
Buying Thanksgiving dinner at Dollar General with foodstamps > Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 06:45 AM
A guy who makes brooms somewhere in Georgia > Tebow

BoneKrusher
11-04-2011, 06:49 AM
having my thing in a sling > Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 06:56 AM
doing this when you should be working >Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 06:57 AM
raped by a 400 pound man>tebow

Alright who wrote this one?

bevischief
11-04-2011, 07:37 AM
Tebow > the author of this blog

Extra Point
11-04-2011, 08:28 AM
html.html.html

Precious > McRib > Crystal Pepsi > 2008 Lions > WNBA > Kardashians > wet farts> Casey Anthony> Joe Buck> Tebow

loochy
11-04-2011, 08:37 AM
I wish there was an actual count of all the posts

Swanman
11-04-2011, 08:47 AM
haha

I can see you're new here.

That's not even out of line in Planet standards.

There are literally THOUSANDS worse than that one that have been posted. Most get deleted pretty fast, though.

I posted the Anne Frank line, I thought it was pretty damn witty, and yes very dark. I imagine the people that would be offended by jokes like that aren't staring at that webpage watching all the new comments flow in, so its a moot point.

bevischief
11-04-2011, 08:52 AM
the weird looks I'm getting from Panera Bread employees > tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 08:53 AM
Buck is a Chargers fan>Tebow

This was just posted.

loochy
11-04-2011, 08:54 AM
broken urinal cake with gray pubic hairs on it > tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 09:00 AM
having hard, hot and kinky sex with a beautiful independent black woman like jamele hill, and doing it over and over until she yells "daddy stop" > tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 09:08 AM
Having diarrhea on your face>Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 09:50 AM
Receiving a 24 hour ban from ESPN for who knows what > Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 09:53 AM
Doing a gay porn with Ron Jeremy > Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-04-2011, 09:57 AM
GF telling me she wishes I was hung like my dad>Tebow

Reerun_KC
11-04-2011, 09:57 AM
ESPN Mods getting paid per deletion > Tebow

Backwards Masking
11-04-2011, 10:03 AM
Sh*tting your pants and farting really loud at the same time during the indroductory assembly of your first day of high school > tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 10:06 AM
lighting scented candles to set the mood to jerk it>Tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 10:08 AM
suck for Buck>tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 10:11 AM
http://occupytebow.com/

All sayings have a web site.

Dartgod
11-04-2011, 10:22 AM
This piece of shit server I am working on > Tebow
Posted via Mobile Device

bevischief
11-04-2011, 10:24 AM
http://occupytebow.com/

All sayings have a web site.

Just posted this over on the Mange.

Valiant
11-04-2011, 10:34 AM
Man, just imagine some denver def. Players saying these in the locker room.

Backwards Masking
11-04-2011, 10:45 AM
The funniest Bronco trash talking thread in the history of the planet (this one) getting deleted > tebow

bevischief
11-04-2011, 10:54 AM
Damn! They shut it down.

Sofa King
11-04-2011, 10:56 AM
looks like it's still working to me.

bevischief
11-04-2011, 11:03 AM
looks like it's still working to me.

It working again.

vailpass
11-04-2011, 11:04 AM
Tom Hanks white blood cell count in philadelphia > Tebow

Giving Chaz Bono the shocker > Tebow submitted by Barney Frank

LMAO

bevischief
11-04-2011, 11:15 AM
Sexual thoughts toward Pooh characters>Teboow

Pasta Little Brioni
11-04-2011, 06:12 PM
KnowMo's pup tent > Tebow

loochy
11-06-2011, 02:09 PM
chiefs d > tebow

loochy
01-10-2012, 10:30 AM
Who remembers this? It's still going...the frequency is slower, but the > TEBOW is still going strong.

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/34680/time-for-elway-to-think-post-tebow

The Franchise
01-10-2012, 10:33 AM
Correctly answering "Trigger" to the following SAT question:

Tebow is to Roy Rogers as Elway is to _______ > Tebow

LMAO

Sofa King
01-10-2012, 10:36 AM
Wow. I can't believe that's still going.

CoMoChief
01-10-2012, 10:39 AM
That was comedy gold.

RNR
01-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Our Tebow daily prayer
Our Father’s son, who art in Denver, hallowed be thy name;
thy touchdowns come; thy will be done in Denver as it is in heaven.
Give us this game our weekly spread; and forgive us our wobbly passes
and smite those who trespass against us; and lead us not into interceptions,
but deliver us completions.
For the Super Bowl, the trophy, and the glory are his now and for ever.
Amen.