da nananana na na... YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

A wish for a happy and festive birthday today to my good friend and yours... 4TH AND LONG!!!!

He's loooooooooooooong.... and he's... ummm.... 4th.... at something...

MAKE IT HAP'IN CAP'IN!!!

Have a great one too Boyceofsummer and jlscorpio! I don't know you guys really but I've seen your names before!
























***and obligatory happy birthday to frazod***

[loochy]

nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye

[burt]

Happy Birthday boys!!!!!

[bevischief]

Happy Birthday boys!!!!!

[Lzen]

HBD, guys!

[4th and Long]

Thanks folks.

God damn, I'm old.

[Lono]

Happy Birthday Fellas!

[4th and Long]

Where's my cake? Not even one damn picture of a cake?

[4th and Long]

And no strippers either? :(

[4th and Long]

Where's Lumpy and her school girl outfit? I mean, afterall, it IS my birthday!

[4th and Long]

And no birthday rep either! :(

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Where's my cake? Not even one damn picture of a cake?

I provided the thread. I can't be expected to do everything.

[loochy]

Where's my cake? Not even one damn picture of a cake?

Here's your cake!

https://webspace.utexas.edu/cknutson/www/images/cake_fn.jpg

i need your arms around me, i need to feel your touch
i need your understanding, i need your love so much
you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby, you're never there


on the phone long, long distance
always through such strong resistance
first you say you're too busy
i wonder if you even miss me


never there
you're never there
you're never, ever, ever, ever there


a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game
a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game

you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby
take the time to get to know me
if you want me why can't you just show me
we're always on this roller coaster
if you want me why can't you get closer?


never there
you're never there
you're never ever ever ever there


4TH AND LONG WHY ARE YOU NEVER THERE?!?!?!??!

[HemiEd]

Thanks folks.

God damn, I'm old.

Happy Birthday, and you aren't old! :toast:

[Ming the Merciless]

Thanks folks.

God damn, I'm old.

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

[4th and Long]

Happy Birthday, and you aren't old! :toast:
It's not the age. It's the mileage. :p

[4th and Long]

Here's your cake!

https://webspace.utexas.edu/cknutson/www/images/cake_fn.jpg

i need your arms around me, i need to feel your touch
i need your understanding, i need your love so much
you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby, you're never there


on the phone long, long distance
always through such strong resistance
first you say you're too busy
i wonder if you even miss me


never there
you're never there
you're never, ever, ever, ever there


a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game
a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game

you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby
take the time to get to know me
if you want me why can't you just show me
we're always on this roller coaster
if you want me why can't you get closer?


never there
you're never there
you're never ever ever ever there


4TH AND LONG WHY ARE YOU NEVER THERE?!?!?!??!

:spock:

[loochy]

:spock:

dar


I guess you're too old for this

[4th and Long]

dar


I guess you're too old for this

Apparently so.

[loochy]

Apparently so.

I'm sorry that I tried to make your birthday happy and failed

[4th and Long]

I'm sorry that I tried to make your birthday happy and failed

*pat pat* It's OK, loochinator.

[Lumpy]

Where's Lumpy and her school girl outfit? I mean, afterall, it IS my birthday!

Sorry, bud. I don't have that pic stored on my work computer, (as that would be uber retarded), so here's a pic of Go Go from "Kill Bill"...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV-zm-4v1n61OthGpD2oJ8sLjwgV4E_kTDQ-8-pMMEfspNufuU3Q

Happy Birthday! :D

[4th and Long]

Sorry, bud. I don't have that pic stored on my work computer, (as that would be uber retarded), so here's a pic of Go Go from "Kill Bill"...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV-zm-4v1n61OthGpD2oJ8sLjwgV4E_kTDQ-8-pMMEfspNufuU3Q

Happy Birthday! :D
I'm not into Asian Porn.
:harumph:

Besides, I can wait until you get home.
:D

[Lumpy]

I'm not into Asian Porn.
:harumph:

Besides, I can wait until you get home.
:D

Not happening. Nice try though. ;)

[4th and Long]

Not happening. Nice try though. ;)

I'll give you a dollar.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIxDyDhCCuQjPUhmY0btL-RQ6A_95wur4EVpdnU7uzMaovccdt0w

And I'll buy Gonzo a keg of beer.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpq4tflKSWavOC9d4BxyI8c_NFZT0lL44UTmiDKK7cp5w46seU8Q

[Lumpy]

I'll give you a dollar.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIxDyDhCCuQjPUhmY0btL-RQ6A_95wur4EVpdnU7uzMaovccdt0w

And I'll buy Gonzo a keg of beer.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpq4tflKSWavOC9d4BxyI8c_NFZT0lL44UTmiDKK7cp5w46seU8Q

Screw that! I want the beer... give Gonzo the fricken dollar! LMAO

[LiveSteam]

Happy Birthday

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380399/653358.jpg

[loochy]

Happy Birthday

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380399/653358.jpg

THAT CHICK ATE YOUR CAKE(S)! I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!

[4th and Long]

Happy Birthday

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380399/653358.jpg

I uhh ... uhhh ...

[4th and Long]

THAT CHICK ATE YOUR CAKE(S)! I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!

:LOL:

THAT BITCH!

[4th and Long]

Screw that! I want the beer... give Gonzo the fricken dollar! LMAO

Done! :D

[KurtCobain]

Happy fucking birthday my nigga! I hope you had the best fucking birthday fucking ever and you went out and slapped up some cunts. Fuck yeah, 4th! I fucking love you, man.

Fuck!

[4th and Long]

Happy ****ing birthday my ****a! I hope you had the best ****ing birthday ****ing ever and you went out and slapped up some ****s. **** yeah, 4th! I ****ing love you, man.

****!

Ummm ... thanks, ... penis wrinkle.

[FAX]

Many happy returns, gentlemen.

May the Muse Of Perfectly Proportioned Firm Tittahs take up permanent residence in your significant other's sports bra.

FAX

[KurtCobain]

What a fuckin awesome day for my best fuckin nigga in the fuckin free world, niggas! These cunts and fuckers don't know how fucking special you are to me, 4th and fucking Long! I fucking love you nigga nigga! Fucking love you!

Fuck all the fucking cunt niggers who try to hold you fucking down, bud. Believe in you fucking self and keep being fucking awesome!

[4th and Long]

Many happy returns, gentlemen.

May the Muse Of Perfectly Proportioned Firm Tittahs take up permanent residence in your significant other's sports bra.

FAX

Dear Mr. FAX,

I believe that would require a plastic surgeon. Thanks anyway.

[Rams Fan]

nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye

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[Bwana]

Happy Birthday!

[Frazod]

Happy birthday

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

MY BUDDY 4THS BDAY ISN'T OVER YET BUMP!

[lcarus]

You left out a na

[4th and Long]

MY BUDDY 4THS BDAY ISN'T OVER YET BUMP!

No one cares. :sulk:

[4th and Long]

Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday
Thank you, gentlemen.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You left out a na

I noticed that after posting. Na fail.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

No one cares. :sulk:

Everyone cares. Many people are intimidated by your posting prowess and don't feel worthy. Plus I'm drinking so I'm bound to say something really fucking stupid anytime now.

[KurtCobain]

FUCK NO 4THS DAY ISNT OVER ITS NOT FUCKING OVER UNTILL WEVE DRANK TO FUCKING DEATH YEAH MY NIGGAS

[lcarus]

I noticed that after posting. Na fail.

I was impressed with how close you were. Most people are pretty careless with their da's and na's.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was impressed with how close you were. Most people are pretty careless with their da's and na's.

I've done radio for 22 years and used to use The Beatles as my birthday music on my show... there is no excuse for missing a na. I'm actually ashamed.

[Gonzo]

I'll give you a dollar.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIxDyDhCCuQjPUhmY0btL-RQ6A_95wur4EVpdnU7uzMaovccdt0w

And I'll buy Gonzo a keg of beer.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpq4tflKSWavOC9d4BxyI8c_NFZT0lL44UTmiDKK7cp5w46seU8Q
Hey! Happy b-day buddy. There's a nice picture of a chick that you might be interested in on my profile page. Don't say I never give back around here.
Switch hands, carple tunnel and all that.
:D
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[Gonzo]

What a fuckin awesome day for my best fuckin nigga in the fuckin free world, niggas! These cunts and fuckers don't know how fucking special you are to me, 4th and fucking Long! I fucking love you nigga nigga! Fucking love you!

Fuck all the fucking cunt niggers who try to hold you fucking down, bud. Believe in you fucking self and keep being fucking awesome!

You sniffing glue again?
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[4th and Long]

Hey! Happy b-day buddy. There's a nice picture of a chick that you might be interested in on my profile page. Don't say I never give back around here.
Switch hands, carple tunnel and all that.
:D
Posted via Mobile Device
Thanks.

Who's that skinnier version of Elvira on your profile page? ;)

[4th and Long]

Everyone cares. Many people are intimidated by your posting prowess and don't feel worthy. Plus I'm drinking so I'm bound to say something really ****ing stupid anytime now.
Oh great. You're drinking. We're going to get into a fight now, aren't we?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oh great. You're drinking. We're going to get into a fight now, aren't we?

Probably. Bring it. Bitch.


:D

[4th and Long]

I've done radio for 22 years and used to use The Beatles as my birthday music on my show... there is no excuse for missing a na. I'm actually ashamed.

Can you get all the "na's" right if you do another thread with a "Hey Jude" theme?

Naaaaaa, Naaaaaa, Naaaaa, Na Na Na Naaaa, ... Na Na Na Naaaa, ... Hey Jude!

:D

[4th and Long]

Probably. Bring it. Bitch.


:D

Boy, I will beat you three different ways. Fast, hard and continuously!

:D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I can't do Hey Jude in my current state and won't care to when I'm sober.

And if you're going to knock my ass out do it good so I can sleep till Sunday.

[4th and Long]

I can't do Hey Jude in my current state and won't care to when I'm sober.

And if you're going to knock my ass out do it good so I can sleep till Sunday.

Negative. I want you wounded and conscience.

You have to suffer with the rest of us. :p

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Negative. I want you wounded and conscience.

You have to suffer with the rest of us. :p

I've been a Royals fan first for 42 years. How much blood do you want?

[4th and Long]

I've been a Royals fan first for 42 years. How much blood do you want?

That's not possible. I was a Kansas City A's fan as a kid and the Royals didn't come into existance until 1973.

I know, I know. You're drunk and you can't do math. :p

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That's not possible. I was a Kansas City A's fan as a kid and the Royals didn't come into existance until 1973.

I know, I know. You're drunk and you can't do math. :p

See bitch this is where we're going to fight. OK... I was born in '69. The Royals were the first team I ever knew and rooted for so to me it's 42 years. To hell with all your facts. I was lucky enough to be alive and a fan for the glory years and I still believe those days will return. You and your old bones can carry on with your A's days. Bring me some pitching NOW!

[4th and Long]

See bitch this is where we're going to fight. OK... I was born in '69. The Royals were the first team I ever knew and rooted for so to me it's 42 years. To hell with all your facts. I was lucky enough to be alive and a fan for the glory years and I still believe those days will return. You and your old bones can carry on with your A's days. Bring me some pitching NOW!

Settle down, Nancy. :p

You're my kid brother's age. I see where you're coming from with the flawed math, though.

You want pitching? Talk to Dayton Moore. Good luck with that, by the way.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Settle down, Nancy. :p

You're my kid brother's age. I see where you're coming from with the flawed math, though.

You want pitching? Talk to Dayton Moore. Good luck with that, by the way.

We'll get the pitching don't you worry your pretty little head. It's their top offseason priority. We're going to be fine.

Nancy.

I'm not drunk enough yet I can still type.

[4th and Long]

I'm not drunk enough yet I can still type.

May I munambo dog face to the banana patch?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

May I munambo dog face to the banana patch?

not gonna work Sally Struthers

[4th and Long]

not gonna work Sally Struthers

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Joe_Walsh_-_The_Smoker_You_Drink%2C_the_Player_You_Get.jpg

[chefsos]

The 1969, 1970, 1971, and 1972 Royals send belated birthday wishes. They almost forgot you like you forgot them...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

The 1969, 1970, 1971, and 1972 Royals send belated birthday wishes. They almost forgot you like you forgot them...

See 4th... I knew you were a dumb bitch but I don't have the capacity to work the interwebs at the moment so I'm just going to trust the damn o's fan... fuck me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Joe_Walsh_-_The_Smoker_You_Drink%2C_the_Player_You_Get.jpg

Great album

[4th and Long]

I beg your pardon. It was 1969.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I beg your pardon. It was 1969.

42 years. Who's the bitch now 4th?

:p

What did you do for 4th and Long day?

[4th and Long]

42 years. Who's the bitch now 4th?

:p

What did you do for 4th and Long day?

I took the day off. Didn't do much, unless laundry counts as "much."

Let's see , ... I watched the wifey have a few seizures (daily occurance). Ummm, ... I made a trip to Independence to buy some kitty supplies and to grab some dinner. Came back home, ate dinner, did some dishes and now I have a kitty on my lap attacking my arm (OOOWWWUUHHHH!!!) while I try and type.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I took the day off. Didn't do much, unless laundry counts as "much."

Let's see , ... I watched the wifey have a few seizures (daily occurance). Ummm, ... I made a trip to Independence to buy some kitty supplies and to grab some dinner. Came back home, ate dinner, did some dishes and now I have a kitty on my lap attacking my arm (OOOWWWUUHHHH!!!) while I try and type.

Sounds like the kind of bdays I have. Except no current cat and no current wife. I'd like a cat again.

[4th and Long]

Sounds like the kid of bdays I have. Except no current cat and no current wife. I'd like a cat again.
I have 3 kittens left out of this litter. You can have ALL of them.

[4th and Long]

My birthday was over 28 minutes ago so I'm calling it a night. Have a good one, ol' buddy. :thumb:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have 3 kittens left out of this litter. You can have ALL of them.

I've always loved cats but somehow I've had bad experiences with the last 3. I live in an upstairs apartment.... not that that matters to cats... but I dont want anymore pets until I move.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Goodnight 4th.... hope you had a good bday.