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4th and Long
11-08-2011, 01:03 PM
Zoo forces gay penguins to separate and breed with females


In what seems like a classic case of sexual discrimination, two male penguins that had fallen in love in a Toronto zoo have been forced to separate and seek female partners.

http://www.joe.ie/uploads/story/17531/17531-xlarge.jpg

Thankfully, however, there is no prejudice at work in this case.

The two African penguins, named Pedro and Buddy, had struck up a relationship at the zoo but are being forced to go their separate ways, not because penguin homosexuality is frowned upon in Canada, but because of the precarious situation of their species, which is on the verge of extinction.

According to the curator of the birds, Tom Mason, it is crucial to the future of the species that Buddy and Pedro split up and find eligible female alternatives post haste.

“If [Pedro and Buddy] weren’t genetically important, then we’d let them do their thing,” Mason told Canada’s National Post.

The parting of ways between Pedro and Buddy is bound to cause a few tears as the pair have been an item for some time now.

Buddy, 20, (Buddy must be a real PILF! - 4th) and Pedro, 10 years his junior, arrived in Toronto from Pittsburgh in the spring as part of a display of 12 African penguins (six male, six female) that opened in the Canadian city in May.

Keepers at the zoo had hoped that Buddy and Pedro would soon get intimate with some of the female penguins, but little did they know that the penguins had already hooked up when members of a bachelor flock prior to their arrival in Toronto.

Since then, they’ve been nigh on inseparable, observing familiar mating patterns such as serenading one another with mating calls, preening each other and constantly standing alone together.

“They do courtship and mating behaviours that females and males would do,’’ said one keeper.

“It’s a complicated issue, but they seem to be in a loving relationship of some sort,’’ added Joe Torzsok, chair of the Toronto zoo board.

The forced break-up of Pedro and Buddy has caused a stir amongst the normally placid Canadians, but officials at the Toronto zoo insist that they have no choice.

“We have to keep an eye on the population all the time, because if we let things slide we could lose the population forever,” Mason added.

There are an estimated 60,000 African penguins currently living in the wild, but the rate of penguins is thought to be dropping by two per cent a year.

Thankfully, this story comes with a happy ending, as Buddy and Pedro are likely to rekindle their relationship once they have succeeded in impregnating their new-found female companions. Like a man on a one-night stand, they won’t have to hang around for the awkward conversation afterwards and can instead jump back into one another’s fins.

On the other hand, their relationship may just be a phase they’re going through. According to a study carried out by France’s Centre for Functional and Evolutionary Ecology, penguin homosexuality is widespread, but rarely lasts longer than a few years.

http://www.joe.ie/joe-life/life-features/zoo-forces-gay-penguins-to-separate-and-breed-with-females-0017531-1

Bob Dole
11-08-2011, 01:05 PM
Perhaps this explains why their species is on the verge of extinction in the first place...

Trevo_410
11-08-2011, 01:05 PM
ROFL

aturnis
11-08-2011, 01:06 PM
Perhaps this explains why their species is on the verge of extinction in the first place...

Exactly.

kstater
11-08-2011, 01:07 PM
It's a choice dammit

evenfall
11-08-2011, 01:11 PM
"Fallen in love" ROFL

Love. Please. They are fat chickens.

Saul Good
11-08-2011, 01:14 PM
The track lighting in their exhibit really is spectacular, though.

Okie_Apparition
11-08-2011, 01:14 PM
This is why there is global warming. The fruity polar bears started it

Sofa King
11-08-2011, 01:15 PM
"Fallen in love" ROFL

Love. Please. They are fat chickens.

Thus how easy it is for them to fall.

4th and Long
11-08-2011, 01:39 PM
This is why there is global warming. The fruity polar bears started it
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator2993e59d459366c5563ea257bfca7f55e5075259.jpg

:p

Radar Chief
11-08-2011, 01:40 PM
"Fallen in love" ROFL

Love. Please. They are fat chickens.

Penguins is practically chickens. /Cartoon Hobo

4th and Long
11-08-2011, 01:42 PM
Penguins is practically chickens. /Cartoon Hobo
I'm laughing at this, but only because I'm really old and get it. :D

That's from "8 Ball Bunny" circa 1950.

Bugs Bunny: [on a railroad car with the penguin] Me and my big fat promises.
[Penguin cries]

Bugs Bunny: All right, all right! If there's one thing I can't stand is to see a penguin cry.

Hobo: Me neither. Penguins is practically chickens. And I hates to see chickens cry so much, that I has to put them out of their misery.

Bugs Bunny: Eh, pardon me, Mac, but, er, rabbits is bigger than penguins.

Hobo: So they are, and I love rabbit stew!

[chases Bugs; Bugs trips him up and sends him flying out the car]

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:44 PM
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve dammit!

I wonder if the Phelp's clan is going around protesting at Penguin exhibits now?

"The reason soldiers die is because god hates those faggy penguins!"
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4th and Long
11-08-2011, 01:48 PM
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve dammit!

I wonder if the Phelp's clan is going around protesting at Penguin exhibits now?

"The reason soldiers die is because god hates those pillowbitergy penguins!"
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:51 PM
Can't say Faggy?

Really?

Hey,there...
Shitty Shitty Fag Fag Shitty Shitty Fag Fag How do you do?

loochy
11-08-2011, 01:53 PM
What those penguins do below solid ice is their business. Just don't let them get married and take advantage of the tax system that I pay for.

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:53 PM
I mean, Fuck...

I can't believe you cant say the F to the A-G on here...

Even when I have "Unfiltered" selected.

Phelps would sue CP for this obvious breach of freedom of speach.

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:54 PM
FAG

loochy
11-08-2011, 01:54 PM
hey hey
ho ho
the word filters have got to go

hey hey
ho ho
the word filters have got to go

loochy
11-08-2011, 01:54 PM
pillowbiter

get it right, it's pillowbiterGOT

FAX
11-08-2011, 01:54 PM
There was great wisdom expounded in the cinematic release, "8 Ball Bunny".

FAX

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:55 PM
get it right, it's pillowbiterGOT

FAGGOT

FAGGY

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:56 PM
Queer

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 01:56 PM
I find the word "Queer" far more ofensive than "Faggy Fag or Faggot".

WTF?

loochy
11-08-2011, 01:57 PM
haha you should test every existing synonym for "homosexual" to see if it is filtered

vailpass
11-08-2011, 01:59 PM
They need to cull those deviants from the flock for the good of all decent, normal penguins.

BoneKrusher
11-08-2011, 02:01 PM
Perhaps this explains why their species is on the verge of extinction in the first place...

:thumb:

Inspector
11-08-2011, 02:04 PM
So, do they like......you know....suck on each others little penguin weeners?

Or,.....that other thing?

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 02:09 PM
haha you should test every existing synonym for "homosexual" to see if it is filtered

Ok..
FEMALE Homosexuals:
Bean flicker-
Butch,
Carpet muncher (or rug muncher)
Celesbian
Diesel dyke
Drag dyke
Dyke
bull dyke
Kitty puncher
pussy puncher
Lezzie
Lesbo
Leso
Muff Diver


Male:

Anal assassin
anal astronaut
Ass Bandit
Back door bandit
Bone smuggler
Brownie king
Booty buffer[23]
Buggerer
Bum bandit
Bum boy or bum chum
Bum-driller
Bumhole engineer
Butt pirate
butt rider
butt rustle
Cock gobbler
Cock jockey
Cock knocker,
cockknocker and cocknocker
Cockpipe cosmonaut
Donut puncher
Faggot
Fairy
Flit
Fruit also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit
Fudge packer
Homo
Knob jockey
Light in the loafers
Limp wristed
Marmite miner
Nancy or nancy boy
Oklahomo
Pansy
Pillow biter
mattress muncher
Poofter
Queen
Ring raider
Sausage jockey
Shirt lifter
Shit stabber
Turd burglar
Twink
Raider Fan
Buckinkaeding or Buck
Sofa King
Pestilence
Knomo



There ya go...

Pants
11-08-2011, 02:11 PM
Bumhole engineer

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Gonzo
11-08-2011, 02:16 PM
Bumhole engineer

LMAO LMAO LMAO

My Favorite is:

Cockpipe cosmonaut

bevischief
11-08-2011, 02:18 PM
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve dammit!

I wonder if the Phelp's clan is going around protesting at Penguin exhibits now?

"The reason soldiers die is because god hates those pillowbitergy penguins!"
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

bevischief
11-08-2011, 02:20 PM
I thought was going to be either about Raider or Bronco fans...

loochy
11-08-2011, 02:25 PM
Ok..
FEMALE Homosexuals:
Bean flicker-
Butch,
Carpet muncher (or rug muncher)
Celesbian
Diesel dyke
Drag dyke
Dyke
bull dyke
Kitty puncher
pussy puncher
Lezzie
Lesbo
Leso
Muff Diver


Male:

Anal assassin
anal astronaut
Ass Bandit
Back door bandit
Bone smuggler
Brownie king
Booty buffer[23]
Buggerer
Bum bandit
Bum boy or bum chum
Bum-driller
Bumhole engineer
Butt pirate
butt rider
butt rustle
Cock gobbler
Cock jockey
Cock knocker,
cockknocker and cocknocker
Cockpipe cosmonaut
Donut puncher
pillowbitergot
Fairy
Flit
Fruit also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit
Fudge packer
Homo
Knob jockey
Light in the loafers
Limp wristed
Marmite miner
Nancy or nancy boy
Oklahomo
Pansy
Pillow biter
mattress muncher
Poofter
Queen
Ring raider
Sausage jockey
Shirt lifter
Shit stabber
Turd burglar
Twink
Raider Fan
Buckinkaeding or Buck
Sofa King
Pestilence
Knomo



There ya go...

ROFL

Radar Chief
11-08-2011, 03:29 PM
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whoman69
11-08-2011, 04:13 PM
How many gay penguins does it take to propogate the species?

Predarat
11-08-2011, 04:19 PM
What if they...you know....can't get it up?

Predarat
11-08-2011, 04:20 PM
pillowbiter
pillowbitergot
gay wad

Donger
11-08-2011, 04:44 PM
Sexually-frustrated gay penguin. Sad. Scary!

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ChiefFripp
11-08-2011, 04:47 PM
Well the Penquin's tophat is purple afterall.

Donger
11-08-2011, 04:49 PM
Happy Feet III: The Flip Side

T-post Tom
11-08-2011, 04:52 PM
WTH did the zookeepers expect when they named them "Buddy" & "Pedro"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZX-sUGWt6o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

CaliforniaChief
11-08-2011, 04:53 PM
PILF LMAO

teedubya
11-08-2011, 05:03 PM
Pengayuins.

4th and Long
11-14-2011, 10:50 AM
I didn't know Buddy swung both ways.


http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/penguins/penguin-002.gifCanada’s gay penguins to be “reunited by spring”http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/penguins/penguin-002.gif


As people around the world express sympathy for their plight, Toronto Zoo has said its gay penguins will be reunited by the spring of next year.

Buddy and Pedro, African penguins, had “pair bonded” before they arrived at the zoo in Canada http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/penguins/penguin-005.gif but for the sake of their species are to be paired with females this winter.

Aged 20 and 10 respectively, Buddy had previously mated with a female.

http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/penguins/penguin-007.gif

The African penguin is endangered with fewer than a quarter of a million individuals left, and the zoo said it may need the two males to produce offspring in order to increase animal numbers.

Tom Mason, the zoo’s Curator of Invertebrates and Birds told PinkNews.co.uk the move was necessary, but only temporary.

He said: “The population is good but we have to be careful to ensure that all individuals or as many as possible have genetic representation within the community. This will maximize the chances of survival of the population.”

He said males and females will be able to mix freely, but if Buddy and Pedro show no interest in mating with a female, they will need to be separated for a while.

Mr Mason said: “There will be a limited time of separation but it will not be permanent. No matter what happens all the penguins will be re-united by spring.

“If Pedro and Buddy wish to get back together, they will be welcome to do so.” http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/penguins/penguin-006.gif