Spinoff: The Old Men's advice for the young bloods thread

[Dante84]

I'm 25.

I am single, have a job, a car, an education, a clean record, my health, all my siblings and both of my parents.

What should I be doing now and in the near future to enjoy the next 25?

TIA.

[FAX]

Live for today. Don't concern yourself with the future or the past.

Pursue your dream ... whatever it may be.

And don't ever attempt to fish a bug out of a beer can with your penis.

FAX

[SLAG]

No whining. No complaining. No self-pity. Never give up. Be gentle in all things.

[Simply Red]

do NOT get married.

[Simply Red]

EVER

[KurtCobain]

Brush your teeth often you little whipper snapper, you.

[luv]

Get your education now. Work hard and get ahead in a career. You've got the rest of your life to reap the benefits.


Other than that, do whatever the hell makes you happy.

[Buck]

How do you know if you have herpes?

EDIT: Of the mouth.

[LiveSteam]

Brush your teeth often you little whipper snapper, you.

Whippersnapper is one word.
























I cant believe I just did that

[burt]

I quit playing soccer @ 42. I shoulda kept running.

[Buck]

Whippersnapper is one word.

I cant believe I just did that

I can't believe you're correcting someone's spelling.

[Brock]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

[burt]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

Unfortunately, sometimes we get the children our mothers wished upon us so many years ago.

[Rasputin]

Get drunk everyday, get married, have kids, get divorced, pay child support.

Appreciate that you just got screwed the last 25 years when you turn 50.

[Buehler445]

Make sure you graduate college.

Start a retirement fund and contribute.

Save as much money as humanly possible.

Make sure if you get married it's the right one. Make goddamn motherfucking sure.

Stay in shape. It's harder to get back in shape than stay in shape.

Keep in touch with your legit friends.

[burt]

Make sure if you get married it's the right one. Make goddamn mother****ing sure.

this

[BIG_DADDY]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

My kid and wife are the gift I was given in old age. I loved being single, played that card as long as I could but I can't imagine having fully lived without my little man. Best gift ever.

[TIED5573]

Hug your dad. Tell your folks you love them.

[TimeForWasp]

Get a hair cut and pull your pants up.

[Phobia]

Good advice here. Also, shred your credit cards. Nothing good comes out of those things.

[LiveSteam]

I'm 25.

I am single, have a job, a car, an education, a clean record, my health, all my siblings and both of my parents.

What should I be doing now and in the near future to enjoy the next 25?

TIA.
You are 25
You should be swinging 2 or 3 girl friends
Its really not as hard as it sounds.

[KcMizzou]

Get your education now. Work hard and get ahead in a career. You've got the rest of your life to reap the benefits.


Other than that, do whatever the hell makes you happy.I told my oldest boy this... (with pen and paper) This is your life...

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB]

That part in bold is your education. That will have a lot to say about how all of the rest works out.

[LiveSteam]

I can't believe you're correcting someone's spelling.

Me either.

[Rasputin]

Make a wish list, or a want to do list & go out and do the things that are going make you happy. The only person that can make yourself happy is YOU. Don't make regrets of what you could have done. As you get older remember to do the things that you enjoy doing.

[KcMizzou]

Me either.LMAO

I love me some self deprecating humor. You're alright, LS.

[Rasputin]

Get a hair cut and pull your pants up.

Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and dont be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real job

[KcMizzou]

Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and dont be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real jobTesla? or was that a cover...lol

[FAX]

Have lots of sex and pizza.

/thread.

FAX

[Imon Yourside]

Get Jesus, grab a wife, have a few kids and don't forget to build a white picket fence so you can have a dog with the million dollar home you buy. ;)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

My advice would be to ignore this post.

And since imatation is the greatest form of flattery... you're welcome.

[LiveSteam]

LMAO

I love me some self deprecating humor. You're alright, LS.
Thanks :thumb:

[FAX]

Oh ... and find a new team to root for.

These guys will break your heart for the next 40 years.

FAX

[LiveSteam]

Tesla? or was that a cover...lol

Gorge & the Delaware destroyers

[Rasputin]

Tesla? or was that a cover...lol

No man George Thorogood :thumb:

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[KcMizzou]

Have lots of sex and pizza.

/thread.

FAX:thumb:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Also, shred your credit cards. Nothing good comes out of those things.

This too. Haven't had one in 4 years and the creditors can suck me.

[KcMizzou]

:facepalm: I knew that. Sorry.

[burt]

Thanks :thumb:

dude, he's messin' with ya, challenge him to the sand pit!!!!!

[Phobia]

Oh ... and find a new team to root for.

These guys will break your heart for the next 40 years.

FAX

/thread

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:facepalm: I knew that. Sorry.

Moment of silence for your shame.

[Fritz88]

Great advice in this thread.

I am 30. Not that old to give out advice but one thing I would like to share is to never lose sight of your goals. Whatsoever.

Stay clean, stay in shape.

If a person speaks ill of another friend or person behind their back, know for sure that he/she will do the same to you.

Never ever tell a secret to a woman.

Travel if you can afford it.

Get a hobby.

Make reading a habit. Reading is the best fruit your mind can ever have.

This is good for now :P

[LiveSteam]

Great advice in this thread.

I am 30. Not that old to give out advice but one thing I would like to share is to never lose sight of your goals. Whatsoever.

Stay clean, stay in shape.

If a person speaks ill of another friend or person behind their back, know for sure that he/she will do the same to you.

Never ever tell a secret to a woman.

Travel if you can afford it.

Get a hobby.

Make reading a habit. Reading is the best fruit your mind can ever have.

This is good for now :P

Stay clean. Does that include marijuana?

[burt]

and never do comb over. Fer Christ sake, you are a CP'er. Shave your head and grow a goat.

[Rasputin]

:facepalm: I knew that. Sorry.

What you must have been thinking was Signs by Tesla. Am I right?

[KcMizzou]

Great advice in this thread.

I am 30. Not that old to give out advice but one thing I would like to share is to never lose sight of your goals. Whatsoever.

Stay clean, stay in shape.

If a person speaks ill of another friend or person behind their back, know for sure that he/she will do the same to you.

Never ever tell a secret to a woman.

Travel if you can afford it.

Get a hobby.

Make reading a habit. Reading is the best fruit your mind can ever have.

This is good for now :PI tend to tear through books... and then not read anything for months. But I agree. Most people I know never choose reading as a form of entertainment. An read a real physical book once in a while. (as opposed to Kindle, or whatever) Nothing better than an old book you haven't read before. (This may seem weird, but the smell of an old book is cool.)

[KcMizzou]

What you must have been thinking was Signs by Tesla. Am I right?Nah, I was thinking "5 man acoustical jam" (lots of covers), but I just blew it.

[Frazod]

Simple.

STFU

I can't believe it took 46 posts. :D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Never ever tell a secret to a woman.



My 3 best friends are women and they all keep secrets better than any man I've ever known.

[BIG_DADDY]

My 3 best friends are women and they all keep secrets better than any man I've ever known.

It's cause they thought you were gay dude. Let me guess, your best night is still a new porn, a bag of cheetos and some hand cream.

[JOhn]

and never do comb over. Fer Christ sake, you are a CP'er. Shave your head and grow a goat.

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

[KcMizzou]

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:LMAO "I admit...

[suzzer99]

Never burn a bridge unnecessarily no matter how sure you are it will never matter

Don't get fat

Find something you love and try to make money at it

Don't think that stuff can make you happy

Keep your car clean

Try to make friends of the opposite sex

Don't be afraid to call in sick if something really cool is going on

Avoid cocaine

Travel

Do shrooms

Your passenger-side mirror is very useful when trying to line up with the curb

Some of the best things in your life will come from places you least expect, don't be afraid to change course or go a different route than you imagined

[JOhn]

LMAO "I admit...

:LOL:

Figured I better fess up first....

Yes I had the "Original Combover".

But I listened to CP wisdom and shave head & goatee now. :thumb:

[KcMizzou]

:LOL:

Figured I better fess up first....

Yes I had the "Original Combover".

But I listened to CP wisdom and shave head & goatee now. :thumb:You kinda look like Walter White from Breaking Bad. :eek:

[JOhn]

You kinda look like Walter White from Breaking Bad. :eek:

Shit, I don't remember him???

Now or then?

is that bad?

Inquiring minds need to know. Besides I might just have forgotten since I'm so damn old :doh!:

[KcMizzou]

Shit, I don't remember him???

Now or then?

is that bad?

Inquiring minds need to know. Besides I might just have forgotten since I'm so damn old :doh!:It's a current show, and Walt's a badass.

[KcMizzou]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5P3dMrde8QY/Tm2FcfLKdxI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/C71AY9eXBxE/s1600/breaking_bad-season-4-poster-01.jpeg

[JOhn]

It's a current show, and Walt's a badass.

:thumb:

[Fritz88]

My 3 best friends are women and they all keep secrets better than any man I've ever known.

They must have dicks then.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Oh take your time, don't live too fast.
Troubles will come, and they will pass.

[cdcox]

You get one shot at this. Don't die with regrets.

Find a good woman and stick with her.

Dream. Work. Achieve. Rinse. Repeat.

There are only a few key moments in your life. Recognize them and make good decisions.

Take risks, but don't be risky.

Experience your feelings.

You get one shot at this. Don't die with regrets.

[Phobia]

Oh... and if you do get married one day, spend as much as you spend on your television on some marriage counseling before any trouble starts. Nobody is perfectly compatible but if you both know how to communicate and meet the needs of your spouse you'll have a much better marriage. Marriage counseling does not mean you have a failing marriage.

If you don't want to do that, then buy some marriage books. Learn what makes a woman tick before trying to figure it all out on your own.

[Earthling]

Well Tennessee Earnie Ford said to plant a tree, take a wife, and give the world a son. But then again, he owed his soul to the company store so who knows?

[Saccopoo]

Video at least two different people that you have sex with it so you can replay it at 50 and smile. And jerk to it. Because sex after 50 with 50 year olds isn't going to look the same as having sex with 25 year olds. Especially when you are doing it.

Try drugs, but never tell anyone officially that you've done them.

Realize that most people will fuck you over if given the chance. Your wife, your girlfriend, your co-workers, your boss, etc.

Volunteer somewhere once for a good cause. It will give you an satisfying ego boost in nearly every conversation you have with anyone no matter how long ago you volunteered.

Read an "intellectual" book once in your life. See above.

Learn to cook.

Drive at least once at 125 mph+.

Drink a lot of water and try to get at least seven hours of sleep a night.

[Hammock Parties]

never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

[Tribal Warfare]

Be honest, and don't treat people like shit from any walks of life because you never know if that acquaintance may fuck you over in one way or another in the future.

And never wish away time you have because that's the one thing you'll never get back.

[Otter]

*Be active
*Take a self defense class with guys who can slap you around like a $2 hooker, it will put you in place really quick and teach you how to react should you ever need it (I recommend Krav Maga but that's highly debatable)
*When you see a woman that 'wows' you introduce yourself, a little preparation never hurts, opportunity rarely knocks twice
*Money doesn't buy happiness but lack of causes misery, find your happy happy medium
*Choose your friends wisely
*Be wise when choosing your friends
*Keep your family close
*When push comes to shove all you have in this world is your health (both mental & physical) and learn the yin and the yang between the two, they are highly dependent on one another
*Father time plays no favorites

When did I become old? (see the father time clause)

[Cheater5]

- Travel; the US and the world. Find a way

- Take a shot; at the girl, at the job, at moving to wherever. You can never go back- regret is most middle age men's "dark passenger"

- Learn a skill; play piano, learn a martial art, speak a language, get EMT qualified. Don't be like 90% of the moogs on here (no offense) who live their lives through a screen.

- Keep moving. "settling in" sounds nice, and to most dudes that means getting fat and having some bullsh*t routine of BBQ and softball games. It's been said numerous times- stay fit and have physical goals.

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation..." or something like that.

[FlaChief58]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

Is having kids not the reason for living? You can't take your belongings with you when you die, all the money in the world won't change that.

You may have fewer toys at the end but you will have people who unconditionally love you for who you are and not what you have. I would not change a thing about my life (except the ex-wife). I have a wonderful wife, a few real friends who would do anything for me as I would for them, 2 great sons and daughter inlaws and 3 awesome grandchildren. For me, that's living!

[Bugeater]

Stay the fuck off of my lawn.

[Spott]

Don't get married. Don't trust anyone with money. Stay away from drugs. Work hard and keep your nose clean.

[bevischief]

Don't ever loan money to anyone unless you plan on losing it. Does matter the amount.

[stonedstooge]

Everything can be taken away from you except your morales and values. Those can't be touched unless you let them be

[Okie_Apparition]

Buzzards & maggots do the world more good than peacocks & butterflies
Who you run with does matter

[FAX]

Keep rage alive.

Blame yourself whenever possible.

If you have to sleep in a cardboard box, try to get one of those refrigerator ones.

FAX

[tooge]

start putting money away now. keep working out, and if you aren't, start. Have kids as soon as you can afford them so that you aren't 50 years old with little kids. Make sure you coach your kids sports when they are young. The dads that sit there and bitch at the games but don't coach are losers. Get as much pussy as you can before you get married, then don't cheat on your wife, ie, don't get married till you've had all the strange you'll ever need. Most important, don't give up who YOU are. Keep time for you and the things you like in life.

[Lzen]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

Eh, I disagree. I have been happily married for 19 years and have 3 kids, as well. Sure, there are times when it is difficult, but I don't ever regret it.

[memyselfI]

Happy wife, happy life.

All you need to know unless you are gay. Then the same principle applies. It just doesn't sound so snappy.

(from an 'old' woman)

[tooge]

agreed. Now that I have 2 kids, I can't imagin how i'd be happy without them.

[oldandslow]

I suspect I am the elder of the board at 63 going on 64 in a couple of months...

...my advice to you is to learn to do "it" yourself. Learn how to change your oil, grow a garden, split wood, fix your computer, fix your plumbing, roof your house, become a better learner, lover, teacher, friend....etc, etc...

In the end you will have few regrets and won't be the leech that much of my generation turned out to be.

[tooge]

Happy wife, happy life.

All you need to know unless you are gay. Then the same principle applies. It just doesn't sound so snappy.

(from an 'old' woman)

True, but just as true is happy husband, wife that isn't miserable. I hate the saying "if mama's happy, everyone's happy". It takes two. If I'm not happy, I'm damned sure not going out of my way to make some femminazi happy.

[Lzen]

Make sure you coach your kids sports when they are young. The dads that sit there and bitch at the games but don't coach are losers.

Truth. Not including the dads that can't due to work or otherwise. But I can't tell you how many times I coached my kids' teams and there were other dads that were always around at practices and games but never wanted to help coach. But some of them sure could bitch about things regarding the team.

[4th and Long]

Happy wife, happy life.
Translation: If Momma aint happy, aint NOBODY happy.

[memyselfI]

True, but just as true is happy husband, wife that isn't miserable. I hate the saying "if mama's happy, everyone's happy". It takes two. If I'm not happy, I'm damned sure not going out of my way to make some femminazi happy.

Right but if the wife/mama is happy then she is MAKING the husband happy. Very happy in ALL areas of his life.

[memyselfI]

Translation: If Momma aint happy, aint NOBODY happy.

This.

[Dave Lane]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

This...

[Frazod]

Don't assume you can trust family members, especially when it comes to money.

[seclark]

separate bathrooms
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[4th and Long]

separate bathrooms
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Seperate bedrooms on occasion. :)

[SuperChief]

This is all great stuff and has been a pleasure to read thus far. Keep it coming!

[Frazod]

separate bathrooms
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THISTHISTHIS

[ChiTown]

This...

Not THIS.

Having kids, and being a Father is the greatest experience in my life. I had a lot of fun before I became a Dad, but NOTHING will ever match the feelings I get watching my kids grow up and actively being in their lives. I would not trade that experience for any amount of guilty pleasures or all the money in the world.

[4th and Long]

This is all great stuff and has been a pleasure to read thus far. Keep it coming!

Don't get married. Buy a dog instead. If you get mad at the dog you can kick it or throw it outside or lock it in a closet.

With a wife? Not so much.

So yeah, buy a dog.

Oh and if you get lonely, buy a dog AND a jar of peanut butter.

I'm just sayin' ...

[SuperChief]

Don't get married. Buy a dog instead. If you get mad at the dog you can kick it or throw it outside or lock it in a closet.

With a wife? Not so much.

So yeah, buy a dog.

Oh and if you get lonely, buy a dog AND a jar of peanut butter.

I'm just sayin' ...

So . . . if I already participate in the bolded part, does that translate very well into married life? I mean, I'll have to readjust my priorities and all . . .

[seclark]

THISTHISTHIS

had a funeral in the family last week, and i found myself playing host to 9 women staying at our home for 3 days. my personal shitter was confiscated by my wife. fucking hair blowers, curling irons and makeups out the ass. top it all off, she hooks up one of those scentsy candle things that smell worse that any odor i can produce in there.

plus, she hid my magazines and moved the tp holder to a corner where i throwed out my back just trying to wipe my ass:mad:

yes, separate bathrooms is a must.
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[Otter]

plus, she hid my magazines and moved the tp holder to a corner where i throwed out my back just trying to wipe my ass:mad:

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ROFL

[Iowanian]

Life is too short to not enjoy.
Appreciate those around you because some mornings, the phone rings and they no longer are.

network network network. If you're in college, introduce yourself to everyone in the building of your major, talk to anyone you can, build relationships. In the professional world, these relationships will help you so much in the future. I can't say this enough. If you are young in your career, the same thing applies. Build relationships at conferences, schools, classes, meetings, competition....If I'm learning anything, it's sometimes WHO you know that counts, because sometimes people you know, know people who know what you need to know.

Don't get married before 30. Don't get married to someone you've dated less than a year. it's not a race, pick the right one, the first time if you can. Have your fun, do your adventures when you're young and able, and know in your heart that you're ready to settle down when you do.

When you're getting ready to do something stupid and the little bird on your shoulder says "this is stupid"....listen. Someday you'll be 38, on a wet cold day and wish you had listened to the previous line.

Everything Chitown said....My kids are everything and if you're not someone with that in your life, I am sorry you don't know what it is you're missing. I've yet to have a problem that didn't seem better when a small kid screams Daddy running across the room to tackle your legs as the door opens from a bad day. I enjoy other things in life, but as far as I'm concerned, this is the meaning of life.

Finally, be honest and decent to those around you, and you'll never go wrong.

[HemiEd]

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

That didn't stop me and I am glad it didn't. My kids were a big part of our boating, water skiing and drag racing.

The thread starter sounds like he has his shit together and in order. I would say, save some money an pay yourself first every pay day.

[FAX]

There are few things in life worse than a dirty ass and a throwed back.

FAX

[HemiEd]

had a funeral in the family last week, and i found myself playing host to 9 women staying at our home for 3 days. my personal shitter was confiscated by my wife. ****ing hair blowers, curling irons and makeups out the ass. top it all off, she hooks up one of those scentsy candle things that smell worse that any odor i can produce in there.

plus, she hid my magazines and moved the tp holder to a corner where i throwed out my back just trying to wipe my ass:mad:

yes, separate bathrooms is a must.
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Lots of truth in this post, ROFL

[FAX]

And, of course, there was the not-so-small matter of the missing 40 ouncer.

FAX

[Rasputin]

There seems to be blessings in tithing. Don't understand exactly how it works but doesn't hurt to show good nature to others less fortunate & the big man uspstairs tends to bless those who do that. Don't even have to believe just do it & find out for yourself.

[seclark]

And, of course, there was the not-so-small matter of the missing 40 ouncer.

FAX

i admire your memory:thumb:
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[MahiMike]

You have 15 of your best years ahead of you. Enjoy each day like it's your last. Save for the future. But DON't put your money in the stock market right now. Buy bonds/gold/real estate.

[Inspector]

Oh man....I have tons of advice for you young guys. Tons!

Wish I could remember some of it.

[frankotank]

Not THIS.

Having kids, and being a Father is the greatest experience in my life. I had a lot of fun before I became a Dad, but NOTHING will ever match the feelings I get watching my kids grow up and actively being in their lives. I would not trade that experience for any amount of guilty pleasures or all the money in the world.

yeah...my kids are awesome. when they are gone (out of the house) I don't know what I'll do, but I'll have my awesome wife to do it with.
huh huh huh...he said do it.
get married. have kids. be a dad. be a good one. it's the greatest thing you'll ever do. and when you're old you won't be alone.

[go bo]

I suspect I am the elder of the board at 63 going on 64 in a couple of months...

...my advice to you is to learn to do "it" yourself. Learn how to change your oil, grow a garden, split wood, fix your computer, fix your plumbing, roof your house, become a better learner, lover, teacher, friend....etc, etc...

In the end you will have few regrets and won't be the leech that much of my generation turned out to be.

eh, ya got me by a few months... :cuss:

[stevieray]

...honor your mom and dad. not just in the way you treat them, but in how you live your life.
...be honest and trustworthy. the only thing you truly own is your word.
...if you get married, LOVE your wife...don't try to fix her problems.
...if you have kids, be their parent when they are young, so they will be your friend later.
...be good to people...you''l find out that most are aquaintances, and only a handful become friends..
...work hard. work honest. pay before you play.
...don't get caught up in the past, nor the future.
...serve others...sometimes this is just a smile or encouraging word.
...DO NOT live out of your means..making more money doesn't always have to mean a bigger and better house, car etc.
...you are not what you own. who you are is more importnant than what you are..
...do not let others define who you are...be comfortable in your own skin.
..if you can't afford it...save for it...DO NOT get into debt.
...take care of yourself...someday, it can and will catch up to you.
...SAVE SAVE SAVE...you'll be surprised how fast it accumulates.
..lightening does strike, but you gotta run out in the rainstorm with a rod in your hand. IOW, take risks and believe in yourself.
...never stop learning to learn.

bonus....watch out for planes breaking apart in mid air. those are a bitch.

[Easy 6]

If you havent already, start a savings account that it would take a guy with a gun to your head to get you to break into it, before you pay a single bill, pay yourself.

Find a job you enjoy.

[KcFanInGA]

Work hard. Be smart with your money, but don't be afraid to blow some. We never know which day will be our last. If there are people in your life that you love deeply....tell them...and show them. Spread some money around to your fellow Planeteers :)

[Radar Chief]

Never EVER come back from Juarez telling the Drill Sergeant about the transvestite you were unknowingly making out with.
No, not really a personal experience, I was just in the formation the Drill Sergeant called at 0100 hours to blab it to the entire company.

[CoMoChief]

God is great
Beer is good
People are crazy

[MOhillbilly]

Live fast, die young.

[duncan_idaho]

I'm 25.

I am single, have a job, a car, an education, a clean record, my health, all my siblings and both of my parents.

What should I be doing now and in the near future to enjoy the next 25?

TIA.

Caveat: I'm just about to turn 30. But there are some things I'd do differently if I could wind the clock back five years.

Save, save, save. You can NEVER save, dollar for dollar, like you can from age 25-30. Especially if you're single with no kids and no significant debts.

Enjoy yourself. Don't stress too much about "the plan."

Don't worry too much about your opportunities at your current job. Focus more on the opportunities you will create for yourself, period.

Take every bit of training and opportunity your job will throw your way. Nothing is too small or insignificant. Case in point: when I was 25, I was asked to learn something at the sports mag I worked for that I absolutely hated with a passion. That ended up being a key skill set that set me on the path to the awesome job I have at United Health Group now.

Be willing to change your expectations as life changes around you. If you want to get married at 27 and don't meet the girl, wait. If you DON'T want to get married until you're 30 but meet the girl, don't wait.

You've got a lot in front of you. 25-30 have easily been the best years of my life so far. Even better than the college years. Enjoy them. The time will pass more quickly than you can imagine.

[crispystl]

Ah fuck I messed up lol

[sd4chiefs]

The first time your women asks you 'Do these pants make me look fat?', just say 'Yes it does'. She will never ask you that stupid question again.

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[Frazod]

The first time your women asks you 'Do these pants make me look fat?', just say 'Yes it does'. She will never ask you that stupid question again.

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Heh. The Al Bundy variation is even better, but it can be hazardous to your health..... :$2500:

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the FAT that makes you look fat!"

[Great Expectations]

You have 15 of your best years ahead of you. Enjoy each day like it's your last. Save for the future. But DON't put your money in the stock market right now. Buy bonds/gold/real estate.

This 1000x's over, always buy high and sell low.

Travel

[Dante84]

Holy shit, you guys really came out and represented.

There's some incredible stuff in here, guys, and I plan on glancing at this thread many times over in the next couple years.

Seriously; thanks for all the heartfelt advice and anecdotes.

[Hammock Parties]

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[btlook1]

That's some really good stuff there Iowanian!! I think I will e-mail it to my kid.



Life is too short to not enjoy.
Appreciate those around you because some mornings, the phone rings and they no longer are.

network network network. If you're in college, introduce yourself to everyone in the building of your major, talk to anyone you can, build relationships. In the professional world, these relationships will help you so much in the future. I can't say this enough. If you are young in your career, the same thing applies. Build relationships at conferences, schools, classes, meetings, competition....If I'm learning anything, it's sometimes WHO you know that counts, because sometimes people you know, know people who know what you need to know.

Don't get married before 30. Don't get married to someone you've dated less than a year. it's not a race, pick the right one, the first time if you can. Have your fun, do your adventures when you're young and able, and know in your heart that you're ready to settle down when you do.

When you're getting ready to do something stupid and the little bird on your shoulder says "this is stupid"....listen. Someday you'll be 38, on a wet cold day and wish you had listened to the previous line.

Everything Chitown said....My kids are everything and if you're not someone with that in your life, I am sorry you don't know what it is you're missing. I've yet to have a problem that didn't seem better when a small kid screams Daddy running across the room to tackle your legs as the door opens from a bad day. I enjoy other things in life, but as far as I'm concerned, this is the meaning of life.

Finally, be honest and decent to those around you, and you'll never go wrong.

[Titty Meat]

Stack currency fuck bitches

[Jenson71]

Consider ye the seed from which ye sprang;
Ye were not made to live like unto brutes,
But for pursuit of virtue and knowledge.

- Canto XXVII of The Inferno, Dante Alighieri