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bevischief
11-15-2011, 12:52 PM
From: Fbi Headquarters <f.b.i@fbi.com>

Subject: Attn: Beneficiary

Special Agent Dr. Larry
Moss and Robert S. Mueller III,
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division Fbi Headquarters In Washington,
D.C. 20535J. Edgar Hoover Building935 Pennsylvania Avenue,NW Washington,

D.C.20535-0001, USA Website: www.fbi.gov


Attn: Beneficiary Good News


my dear I am very surprise for your continued silency
towards your CONSIGNMENT My greatest surprisation is this I sent you an email
but you did not reply.

On a serious note, you are given 48hrs to comply
or the CONSIGNMENT will be retreive by the authority and don't ever lay any
blame on me, or don't you care for the CONSIGNMENT anymore?

Finally,
reply as soon as possible to enable me know our stand before it will be too
late.

thanks

I am Dr. Larry Moss, the personal
secretary to the FBI Director; Robert S. Mueller III. Investigations revealed
that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money obtaining transfer
documents as requested by Imposters, costing you a lot of money, yet all efforts
to receive your overdue payment have been to no avail.

With the help of some of the best
Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we have taken out
time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of
operation and in addition, we sent special financial
crime investigators from Washington
DC to Africa
in other to carry out proper investigations after receiving series of reports
similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of
funds from Africa.

Based on the findings of our
special financial crime investigators, we discovered that your impending payment
is being delayed by Imposters, claiming to be Western Union Money Transfer And Money Gram,
In our bid to transparency, I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held
as regards the best way to affect the compensation exercise for transparency and
most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in payment. In conclusion, we
came to a final resolution as all the Financial Institutions involved was duly
represented. It might interest you to note that MasterCard International have
hence been empowered to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the
financial institutions involved;

The first Batch of payment; Two
million, five hundred thousand United States dollars ($2,500,000.00), Credited
to MasterCard Account No. 5148 6547 8940 6544
with serial Numbers: 2419873 and Reg. No. MCIMJ: 5148/4172 was approved to be
issued to you as a valid international ATM MasterCard accepted in more than a
million ATM's, over 210 countries around the World, with a daily withdrawal
Limit of Ten thousand United States Dollars. $10,000.00.

Be inforim that this is your shipment Code.


Shipment Code: #AXIB 131ZXR,
Security Code No: #
01721457,
PACKAGE No: # JKT0014523,
Items No: # J247,
Size of the
items: 36m by 52m,
Weight of the items: 31kg.

The ATM card has already
being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via DHL Couriers
Services. which is a Registered and Credible courier company that has clearly
proved their Integrity and first class delivery services in the just concluded
First Quarter payment of the year 2011.

Due to my position in service i
called the Federal Ministry of Finance head quarter of USA
and i made a complain to them in regard to your package and i also told them
that i want your package to be shipped to you as soon as possible. I received an
update from Federal Ministry of Finance today in regard to your package i want
you to follow there advice and instruction so your package can be shipped to
you. they made me understand that the charge fee holding your package is $175
only and once the charge fee is paid shipment will commence that same
day.

My advice to you now is to go ahead and send the $175 to them i will
make sure shipment commence once the charge fee is received by them. Note: MY
ADVICE AND INSTRUCTION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO THIS TRANSACTION TO COME TO AN END
QUICK AND YOU NEED TO DO AS I SAID.


Make sure you keep me update once
you receive your package and also let me know once you send the charge fee
required so i can also make sure shipment commence that same
day.

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover
Building935 Pennsylvania Avenue,NW Washington,
D.C.20535-0001,
USA
WEBSITE: http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm
Email Address:info.fbi.0@gmail.com
WEBSITE: http://www.fbi.gov/libref/executives/director.htm

SEND THE CHARGE FEE VIA
WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM AND I ASSURE YOU SHIPMENT WILL COMMENCE.I WANT YOU
TO USE THE INFORMATION BELOW TO SEND THE REQUIRED CHARGE FEE.I WILL FORWARD THE
CONFIRMATION DETAILS TO HIM AND I WILL MAKE SURE SHIPMENT COMMENCE ONCE DHL
RECEIVED THE CHARGE FEE.

1. Receiver Name :=======PAUL WHITE
2. City===========AZ
3.Country:========= USA
4. Question============BEST
5. Answer:=============WAY
6. Amount:=============US$175, Usd


Terrorist WASHINGTON
DCAnti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington,
D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation


CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This e-mail message, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may
contain confidential and privileged information or otherwise be protected by
law. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure

Dayze
11-15-2011, 12:54 PM
sounds legit. At first I thought it was going to be one of those scammer emails.

jd1020
11-15-2011, 12:55 PM
Too many words to read after the first sentences didn't make sense. But... You are in some serious shit if you dont send the fee. Better pay up.

FAX
11-15-2011, 12:56 PM
Damn.

If I were you, I'd change my email address, my name, and move to another city.

FAX

MMXcalibur
11-15-2011, 12:59 PM
God, I love these e-mails. They're so bad.
Do they look over these final drafts and think, "Yep, that'll make us a boatload o' money.".

Pitt Gorilla
11-15-2011, 12:59 PM
Zero chance that is a scam. In fact, if you sends the me money, double dog guarantee the transfer I will.

Iconic
11-15-2011, 12:59 PM
ROFL
FAIL SCAM! Just Google it. There's over a hundred people who have received this email. It's as real as Haley's contract extension.

jd1020
11-15-2011, 01:01 PM
ROFL
FAIL SCAM! Just Google it. There's over a hundred people who have received this email. It's as real as Haley's contract extension.

Ummm. This isn't a scam you idiot. This is from the Fbi.

lcarus
11-15-2011, 01:01 PM
Yeah I'm sure the FBI would write an email that looks like it was written by a 12 year old girl with too much time on her hands.

FAX
11-15-2011, 01:02 PM
It's definitely FBI quality prose.

FAX

Iconic
11-15-2011, 01:04 PM
Ummm. This isn't a scam you idiot. This is from the Fbi.

http://www.419scam.org/emails/2011-07/04/01036175.9.htm
Dumbass.

jd1020
11-15-2011, 01:06 PM
http://www.419scam.org/emails/2011-07/04/01036175.9.htm
Dumbass.

F. b. i.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-15-2011, 01:07 PM
very funny thread where dumbasses call others dumbasses. awesome.

FlaChief58
11-15-2011, 01:08 PM
Congrast Yur Ritch!! PBJ

evenfall
11-15-2011, 01:15 PM
Frankie thinks this sounds legit

trndobrd
11-15-2011, 01:15 PM
Seems legit, but you might want to call the Federal Ministry of Finance head quarter of USA to make sure.

jd1020
11-15-2011, 01:16 PM
Seems legit, but you might want to call the Federal Ministry of Finance head quarter of USA to make sure.

Seems stupid when you could just ask the Fbi through their gmail account.

WV
11-15-2011, 01:18 PM
http://www.islamicteeshop.com/images/model/fbi-navy.jpg

Predarat
11-15-2011, 01:18 PM
WOW! You are going to be either very rich or very poor in a very short amont of time!

FAX
11-15-2011, 01:20 PM
You know, the FBI hasn't been the same since Hoover left the building.

FAX

Bearcat
11-15-2011, 01:20 PM
F. b. i.

LMAO

Dartgod
11-15-2011, 01:21 PM
Email Address:info.fbi.0@gmail.com

Very smart of the Fbi to use Gmail. Gotta keep a low profile, you know.

Dayze
11-15-2011, 01:37 PM
You know, the FBI hasn't been the same since Hoover left the building.

FAX

morale has been low since Shoulder-Pad Blouse Fridays.

FAX
11-15-2011, 01:38 PM
morale has been low since Shoulder-Pad Blouse Fridays.

ROFL

FAX

Donger
11-15-2011, 01:39 PM
ROFL
FAIL SCAM! Just Google it. There's over a hundred people who have received this email. It's as real as Haley's contract extension.

:spock:

Go Ron Paul!

LMAO

whoman69
11-15-2011, 01:48 PM
I know that in my dealings with the FBI, they always call me dear. This is the truth.

King_Chief_Fan
11-15-2011, 01:51 PM
This is great. What a nice break from Stanzi threads

Hydrae
11-15-2011, 01:52 PM
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This e-mail message, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may
contain confidential and privileged information or otherwise be protected by
law. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure

Oh, you are in sooooo much trouble now!

DMAC
11-15-2011, 01:57 PM
Ahhhh foreigners...

bevischief
11-15-2011, 02:02 PM
This is great. What a nice break from Stanzi threads

That was my thought as well.

lcarus
11-15-2011, 02:03 PM
I know that in my dealings with the FBI, they always call me dear. This is the truth.

ROFL

tooge
11-15-2011, 02:03 PM
Although this sounds completely legit, if I were you, I'd keep my silency as long as I could. You don't want a suprisation call from the FBI.

DMAC
11-15-2011, 02:09 PM
Start sending them teenage mutant ninja noses pictures.

...and just know that they are making the foreigners happy.

Demonpenz
11-15-2011, 02:13 PM
scam

jd1020
11-15-2011, 02:14 PM
"PACKAGE No: # JKT0014523,
Items No: # J247,
Size of the
items: 36m by 52m,
Weight of the items: 31kg.

The ATM card has already
being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via DHL Couriers
Services. which is a Registered and Credible courier company that has clearly
proved their Integrity and first class delivery services in the just concluded
First Quarter payment of the year 2011."

That's a fucking big ass ATM card.

Where are you going to find a machine to use it?

BossChief
11-15-2011, 02:16 PM
Yeah, no way this is a scam.

Shipping companies always ask for you to pay them via western union.

You'd be a fool not to collect your 2,500,000 buckeroos.

Yeah, its gonna go on a mastercard that you can take 10,000 buckaroos per day out of....but the package is gonna be 36m x 52m

...

Its too bad these bitches are all in another country, or else you could probably get a reward for working with the FBI to catch em by sending the funds to a certain address for pickup...or can you even do that with WU?

FlaChief58
11-15-2011, 02:36 PM
Yeah, no way this is a scam.

Shipping companies always ask for you to pay them via western union.

You'd be a fool not to collect your 2,500,000 buckeroos.

Yeah, its gonna go on a mastercard that you can take 10,000 buckaroos per day out of....but the package is gonna be 36m x 52m

...

Its too bad these bitches are all in another country, or else you could probably get a reward for working with the F.b.i to catch em by sending the funds to a certain address for pickup...or can you even do that with WU?

FYP :)

Rain Man
11-15-2011, 03:06 PM
I think there's a market to open up a scam e-mail editing business in Lagos. You'd just have to arrange for payment in advance.

These things make me chuckle because somewhere in Nigeria or Moldova or whatever, some group of guys put a lot of thought into this, writing, editing, thinking about it, discussing it, and polishing it up. Then they send it out and wait excitedly for people to respond.

thebrad84
11-15-2011, 03:20 PM
What's sad is that you know there are U.S. Americans who personally believe in this crap and send their monies to country's like South Africa and the Iraq, such as, to build the future up for their children.

SuperChief
11-15-2011, 03:24 PM
What's sad is that you know there are U.S. Americans who personally believe in this crap and send their monies to country's like South Africa and the Iraq, such as, to build the future up for their children.

Fucking this. I just watched that video the other day again and laughed my ass off. What an asshole of a bitch that chick is.

SuperChief
11-15-2011, 03:26 PM
ROFL
FAIL SCAM! Just Google it. There's over a hundred people who have received this email. It's as real as Haley's contract extension.

...did you really have to Google this to determine its validity?

lcarus
11-15-2011, 03:32 PM
This is why I don't ever check my email anymore.

HoneyBadger
11-15-2011, 03:53 PM
This is why I don't ever check my email anymore.

So then you haven't received all the nudies I've been sending you?

lcarus
11-15-2011, 03:55 PM
So then you haven't received all the juries I've been sending you?

Oh yeah, I have been getting those. I just delete them and move on to the "penile enhancement e-mail du jour"