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Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:20 PM
I'll probably come off like I want attention or something posting this... or that I think I'm funny and everyone will think I'm retarded... but I can live with those things from the internet community so here goes anyway.

I do a short sportscast on my radio show in the morning... mostly regional teams and big headlines. I couldn't help but edit my Cassel story today to read...

"Chiefs QB Matt Cassel may be out for the year with what the team calls a significant injury to his throwing hand. The good news is that while he's out he won't be causing any more significant injury to the Chiefs offense."

I know, I know... it's hardly damning or deep cutting compared to KC sports radio but it made me feel good and I'm not in the KC market anyway nor do I do a sports talk show. The funny thing (to me) was that a couple of friends who are Chiefs fans were slightly butthurt over it so I was even more happy. And my co-host laughed so... she's hot and that makes me happy too. (the fact that she laughed. the fact that she's hot doesn't suck either though).

Yeah I'm stupid... neg rep me if you want. But I rarely talk football and I figured maybe 2 people would get a teeny tiny chuckle.

OK back to your regularly scheduled meltdown.

L.A. Chieffan
11-15-2011, 04:22 PM
irresponsible journalism if you ask me

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:22 PM
irresponsible journalism if you ask me

Only Monday through Friday.

BoneKrusher
11-15-2011, 04:23 PM
keep up the good work man.

lcarus
11-15-2011, 04:23 PM
Funnier than Leno's Matt Cassel jokes I suppose.

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:24 PM
keep up the good work man.

I'm well aquainted with sarcasm.

:D

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:24 PM
Funnier than Leno's Matt Cassel jokes I suppose.

PBJ

I only mostly suck!

BigMeatballDave
11-15-2011, 04:31 PM
Funny.

Does your station broadcast online?

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:33 PM
Funny.

Does your station broadcast online?

No currently. Long story that makes me mad every time I think about it.

wazu
11-15-2011, 04:35 PM
Funnier than Leno's Matt Cassel jokes I suppose.

Leno tells Matt Cassel jokes? Can't stand the guy but that would be a very good sign for the shift in media narrative.

vailpass
11-15-2011, 04:36 PM
No currently. Long story that makes me mad every time I think about it.

You stick your dick in the mashe potatoes at the Christmas party now your station manager won't let you online?
Don't feel lonely.

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:37 PM
You stick your dick in the mashe potatoes at the Christmas party now your station manager won't let you online?
Don't feel lonely.

Scary how close you are there.

Frazod
11-15-2011, 04:40 PM
Scary how close you are there.

Note to self - when dining with beer me, avoid the mashed potatoes.

gblowfish
11-15-2011, 04:42 PM
Soon you'll be replaced by a satellite download.

FlaChief58
11-15-2011, 04:43 PM
Attention whore :)

Fritz88
11-15-2011, 04:45 PM
I like it.

Ming the Merciless
11-15-2011, 04:46 PM
I approve this message

Hog's Gone Fishin
11-15-2011, 04:46 PM
I'm glad you got a dig in at him . Maybe Pioli will get word that the general public thinks Matt Cassel SUX.

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 04:47 PM
Soon you'll be replaced by a satellite download.

We have 5 live jocks on the station... just added a new evening girl and no one does that anymore. Not gonna happen but thanks.

:D

And ftr satellite feeds aren't downloaded.

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:19 PM
I'm glad you got a dig in at him . Maybe Pioli will get word that the general public thinks Matt Cassel SUX.

I doubt Pioli listens to a lot of small market Illinois radio but if I can do my small part........

DeezNutz
11-15-2011, 06:29 PM
KU fan with a picture of shorts as his avi. Color me shocked.

Micjones
11-15-2011, 06:32 PM
I'm not sure what the difference would be anyway. He's been playing like he's had a hand injury all season.

MahiMike
11-15-2011, 06:32 PM
Not bad. I woulda went with...

"the significant injury to his hand is that it can't throw an accurate pass".

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:33 PM
KU fan with a picture of shorts as his avi. Color me shocked.

Suck it hater. At least we can agree on the Royals.

:thumb:

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:34 PM
Not bad. I woulda went with...

"the significant injury to his hand is that it can't throw an accurate pass".

This is why I get paid to do this stupid shit and you don't.

:D

DeezNutz
11-15-2011, 06:34 PM
Suck it hater. At least we can agree on the Royals.

:thumb:

Yep. We're both at least partially dumb as fuck.

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:35 PM
Yep. We're both at least partially dumb as ****.

AT LEAST partially... we have the Chiefs in common too...

4th and Long
11-15-2011, 06:35 PM
Scary how close you are there.
You stuck your dick in the pencil sharpener again, didn't you?

You know what happened last time you did that.

They fired her!!!

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:37 PM
You stuck your dick in the pencil sharpener again, didn't you?

You know what happened last time you did that.

They fired her!!!

You know me bestest of anyone here 4th.

DeezNutz
11-15-2011, 06:39 PM
AT LEAST partially... we have the Chiefs in common too...

The Mizzou part means that I'm not entirely stupid. You're in trouble, though. :)

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:41 PM
The Mizzou part means that I'm not entirely stupid. You're in trouble, though. :)

We can compare records and titles anytime you want my friend.

;)

KurtCobain
11-15-2011, 06:49 PM
I agree on the cassel dig, disagree on the blue and red shorts. they make your ass look fat.
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Dr. Johnny Fever
11-15-2011, 06:51 PM
I agree on the cassel dig, disagree on the blue and red shorts. they make your ass look fat.
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Darker colors (blue) are slimming. (no homo) Fat makes your ass look fat.