****Official Jesus Tebow vs Jesus Sanchez Gamethread****

[SPchief]

Which QB throws the most boneheaded throw tonight?

[Fritz88]

Too bad Gary Pinky stole all the headlines from Jesus.

[lewdog]

Well since Tebow may only throw the ball one time all game, I vote for him.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

streams?

[cabletech94]

dirty sanchez > heyzues teblow?

[Bowser]

KILL EM ALL AND LET TEBOWCHEZ SORT EM OUT

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Denver wins this game.

[Bowser]

Denver wins this game.

Shut your fucking whore mouth.

[jd1020]

streams?

:facepalm:

[KCUnited]

Shut your ****ing whore mouth.

Denver's in the qb race, hate to do it, but go Tebow.

[Dylan]

****Official Jesus Tebow vs Jesus Sanchez Gamethread****

LMAO

[Dayze]

Tebow has the slowest release I've ever seen. Possibly slower than Leftwich.

[R8RFAN]

I want to see Tebow get pounded tonite

[tk13]

They've thrown their pass. Time for 56 straight runs.

[kstater]

Terrible pass that got bailed out.

[SPchief]

Tebow winds up and pitches it for 15 yards

[Dylan]

streams?

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/92544/1/watch-nfln-thurs-night-kick-off.html

LOL

[1ChiefsDan]

Even though they are in the qb race, fuck the donks. Silver lining to my 2nd spine fusion is that I get to work from home for a few weeks and don't have to listen to the teblow fapping at my office.

[kstater]

Thank god they didn't throw a flag on that. If they're gonna run the option, you've got to be able to hit the pitcher.

[SPchief]

Just a hunch, but I think they run it here

[Hammock Parties]

Look at that, Denver's offense > Chiefs' offense.

What a fucking disgrace we are.

[Dylan]

1st down LOL

[kstater]

Nice pass(it counts)

[tk13]

That was a nice little option play.

[SPchief]

Decker throws just about the same as Tebow

[Dylan]

wow... jets defense ... fill in the blanks

[kstater]

Short

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

lol why not just do a qb sneak

[banyon]

They are actually running the spread.

[SPchief]

Smart call there by Fox

[Dylan]

wow... why not let tebow run on 4th down? just saying

[kstater]

No pocket awareness

[Dylan]

that was brutal

[Chiefs Pantalones]

So who do we want to win mor...ah screw it our season is done lol

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Denver has a nice D

[SPchief]

Knowmo just jizzed.


And a shank

[Quesadilla Joe]

VONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Dylan]

SPchief: LMAO

[tecumseh]

uhoh, Chiefs lowlights.

[Dayze]

do the Donkey uniforms look more ugly than usual tonight?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Donkeys are college footballin' the shit out of the Jets.

[memyselfI]

The squirrely commentator isn't Trent Green, is it? Sheesh, I wish he'd shut up.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

And that's the game lol

[KC_Connection]

Tebow is going to win our division.

[ChiefsCountry]

The squirrely commentator isn't Trent Green, is it? Sheesh, I wish he'd shut up.

You are a fucking dumbass. ROFL

[milkman]

You are a ****ing dumbass. ROFL

Claims to be a Chief fan, but she doesn't know what Trent Green sounds like.

[memyselfI]

You are a ****ing dumbass. ROFL

Maybe, but this broadcast team is AWFUL! Maybe it's my tv but he sounds like a gerbil.

[kstater]

The squirrely commentator isn't Trent Green, is it? Sheesh, I wish he'd shut up.

Go back to your fucking hole.

[-King-]

What a boring game.

[memyselfI]

This is brutal. At least next week's game will be awesome.

[Buck]

Wow. Even I know what Trent sounds like.

I'm pretty sure you're asking about Mayock.

[kstater]

Don't worry, Sanchez don't need no stinkin' running game.

[milkman]

The one rule I really wish they would get right is pass intereference.

How was that last play interference when the ball was probably not even in the air at the time, and wasn't anywhere in the area where the contact was called?

[memyselfI]

Wow. Even I know what Trent sounds like.

I'm pretty sure you're asking about Mayock.

I know what he sounds like too and I didn't think it was him but whoever it is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Trent isn't at all. Hence my confusion.

[kstater]

Pretty easy call there.

[Dylan]

Sanchez struggles reading defenses -- therefore, he can't make faster reads j/m/o

[Buck]

In com pleeeeeeeete

[tecumseh]

DOOF!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

no good

[Dayze]

Tebow would've made that kick.

[Bugeater]

LOLFUMBLE

[tecumseh]

J ETSSSS

[memyselfI]

OMG, this is bad football. LOLOL

[Buck]

What the fuck McGahee?

Wait, why am I rooting for Denver?

[tecumseh]

Thursday Night Fumball

[Iconic]

We're Chiefs fans... We should be used to this kind of shit.

[tecumseh]

I hope Shonn Greene gets back in, FFRB.

[Dylan]

The Broncos actually look faster than the Jets

[tecumseh]

Shonne Greene questionable NOOOOOOO. Sadness.

[memyselfI]

This is going to be a 9-6 game.

[Rain Man]

I'm at work and can't watch the game, but am compelled to note that I hate the Broncos.

[memyselfI]

Sanchez makes me grateful for Matt Cassel.

[tecumseh]

I'm at work and can't watch the game, but am compelled to note that I hate the Broncos.

Duly noted.

[Rain Man]

Duly noted.

Thank you. I shall now concede the floor to the next speaker.

[Dylan]

should they waste the timeout or take the 5 yds?????

[memyselfI]

Thank you. I shall now concede the floor to the next speaker.

You aren't missing a damn thing. I'm about it to turn it to 2.5 Men reruns.

[Buck]

I'm happy my Aztecs are playing in 45 minutes. Can't take much more of this shit.

This is really the worst NFL season ever. Only 1 team has its shit together.

[Buck]

should they waste the timeout or take the 5 yds?????

LOL seriously.

[Iconic]

I would root for the Jets but since the season is lost I'm not sure I care who wins.

[saphojunkie]

Did they get a bulk discount on Dave Matthews song drops?

[SPchief]

Boo's starting

[Buck]

Well at least the Jets can stop the run when they know it's coming.

[SPchief]

Great play call there

[Iconic]

What a waste of such good field position...

[Dayze]

as much as I can't stand Tebow the player, he seems like a good dude.

I mean taking a picture with a fan doing the "Tebow" etc...I'm not sure many athletes would do that. Most would tell you to F.O.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Momentum can even carry the worst football teams (see: us, the Donkeys, Chargers and Raiders).

[Buck]

Yeah. Tebow really opening it up.

[Dylan]

What a waste of such good field position...

Agreed... where's their trick plays? just saying lol


i wish i had fresh fruit -- i should run to the deli and buy an apple

[Buck]

This is horrible.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

This is horrible.

yup

[FringeNC]

Cassel-like poor read, hurried, inaccurate throw.

[King_Chief_Fan]

you chowder heads that wanted sanchezSTFU

[Rain Man]

as much as I can't stand Tebow the player, he seems like a good dude.

I mean taking a picture with a fan doing the "Tebow" etc...I'm not sure many athletes would do that. Most would tell you to F.O.


In the game last week, the announcers mentioned that Tebow had set a foundation for children with life-threatening illnesses ... who want to meet Tebow.

Yes, that's right. He started a Make-A-Wish foundation where the only allowable wish is to meet him. Ego much?

[saphojunkie]

Tell you what, watching Von Miller and Dumervil come off the edge, it sure makes me think we need to invest a high pick in a pass rusher.

But, I guess nine sacks on the season is what happens you draft two defensive linemen in the top 5, and neither pass rushes.

Turds.

[Dylan]

where's their te? (keller?)

[Iconic]

Holmes, Burress, Keller, and all you want to do is throw screens. JFC. Taking a page out of Haley's book eh?

[Bugeater]

LOLOPTIONFAIL

[Buck]

ROFL

[Buck]

WTF Fells? That's fucking Tebow throwing it.

He throws it near you, you fucking catch it.

[-King-]

ROFL This game is horrible.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Matt Cassel thinks Tebow is inaccurate.

[Dayze]

"what the hell kind of throw was that"? / Cassel

[kstater]

DOOM

[SPchief]

Free first down

[kstater]

The tackle shouldn't have bit and taken the penalty though, give your QB a chance at a big play.

[Buck]

Can't tell you how much I'd rather see the Donx make it over the Faid.

Plus maybe our front office will finally reevaluate shit if Tebow beats us out.

[JD10367]

Wow. This is some bad football.

[Dayze]

Bill Leavy walks/runs/moves like he has wooden legs from the knees down.

[Dylan]

JC - broncos def better get an INT and score

[SPchief]

Yeah, thats not a catch

[kstater]

LMAO That ref loved that catch.(It wasn't a catch)

[Buck]

Horrible call.

[-King-]

Thats a catch

[-King-]

Knee = Two feet right?

[memyselfI]

The NFL better hope it can improve the product because so many of these teams are bad. It's almost like they should have stayed on strike.

[Buck]

Maybe not. Shit.

[-King-]

Nevermind ROFL I switched streams. The 1st stream I was on made the sideline look green.

[-King-]

Ok...it was a catch. I was right the first time LMAO

[Dayze]

that ref that signaled 'catch' reminds me of:
http://mt.nesn.com/.a/6a0115709f071f970b0147e03cb049970b-550wi

[SPchief]

Seriously?

[memyselfI]

That announce just changed his tune after the replay call. LOL.

[-King-]

Nothing would make me happier than this game ending in a tie.

[-King-]

ROFL

[tk13]

That's a quick way to lose about 20 yards.

[memyselfI]

OMG, these guys actually get paid for this shit?

[tecumseh]

Man, this game is a dick fart.

[Buck]

Trooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllll

[Caseyguyrr]

this is just ****ing ugly to watch

The NFL network can pick some heavy-hitter matchups

[Iconic]

Ugh I'd rather watch CSPAN than this shit. I'm going to sleep.

[JD10367]

I'm watching this game over a stream. The stream should be yellow and smelly.

[Buck]

Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
Tebow is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of Tebow,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of death.

Amen.

[Dylan]

Ugh I'd rather watch CSPAN than this shit. I'm going to sleep.

The Broncos defense is having a good game

[evenfall]

Sanchez = an upmarket Matt Cassel. He's the Mercury Tracer to Cassel's Ford Escort.

[-King-]

Sanchez = an upmarket Matt Cassel. He's the Mercury Tracer to Cassel's Ford Escort.

ROFLROFL

[SPchief]

That wasn't a catch

[tecumseh]

Bwaahaaa. Donkbumbles.

[Caseyguyrr]

those 2 down at the goal line are fucking retarded, no way they should of let it hit the goal line

[JD10367]

This game should have no commentators, and instead be accompanied by the "Benny Hill" theme.

[Dartgod]

Did Muir call that draw?

[-King-]

Yeahh....

[Dylan]

OMG .. No urgency ... terrible time management

[Bugeater]

LOLFAKECLOCKPLAYFAIL

[Buck]

Sigh....

[Dylan]

LOLFAKECLOCKPLAYFAIL

LMAO

[Bugeater]

875 yd FG attempt coming up

[memyselfI]

Easily one of the most painful halves of football I've ever seen.

[Bugeater]

oh soooo close

[SPchief]

LMAO

[Buck]

Well, at least this isn't Rams/Browns.

[Hammock Parties]

At this rate we may beat the Jets.

[Dayze]

Brunell is going to look great in Chiefs red next season.

[Dylan]

How many seconds did the Jets leave on the clock before the FG?

[Dayze]

875 yd FG attempt coming up

LMAO

[tecumseh]

No air in Denver, no air in this game.

[SPchief]

Easily one of the most painful halves of football I've ever seen.


Exibit #98489 That this cunt doens't actually watch Chiefs games.

[Bugeater]

Why has It been in the Lounge so much lately? What did we do to deserve this?

[Quesadilla Joe]

this is just ****ing ugly to watch

The NFL network can pick some heavy-hitter matchups

Fans would rather watch this than the Patriots scrimmaging that JV team on Monday night.

[evenfall]

Why has It been in the Lounge so much lately? What did we do to deserve this?

when was your last confession?

[memyselfI]

Exibit #98489 That this **** doens't actually watch Chiefs games.

Not true. Usually it's just one major suckage team.

[Dayze]

lol...Michael Irvin and his fake glasses.

[Buck]

Desean Jackson is the next TO. Huge cancer.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Why would the eagles pay jackson? he is scared to go over the middle

[FringeNC]

Sanchez isn't really much better than Cassel. Same bad mannerisms, just not quite as bad.

[JD10367]

lol...Michael Irvin and his fake glasses.

He looks like Rog from that 70s sitcom with Rerun. "What's happening?!?"

http://www.islandmix.com/backchat/attachments/f6/56263d1232719124-look-alikes-whats_roger.jpg

[Caseyguyrr]

Fans would rather watch this than the Patriots scrimmaging that JV team on Monday night.

are you sure you watched the same half of "football" as i just did?

[Ugly Duck]

Brunell is going to look great in Chiefs red next season.

Next Chiefs QB.....

ESPN Bill Williamson: Jason Campbell top free-agent QB in 2012

Oakland Raiders QB Jason Campbell could be the top free-agent quarterback available this offseason after the Buffalo Bills signed QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to a contract extension. Campbell is expected to take advantage of the opportunity and sign a lucrative deal elsewhere, particularly after the Raiders acquired QB Carson Palmer.

[Quesadilla Joe]

are you sure you watched the same half of "football" as i just did?

It's a close game featuring two excellent defenses. Denver isn't a first half team anyways.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Next Chiefs QB.....

ESPN Bill Williamson: Jason Campbell top free-agent QB in 2012

Oakland Raiders QB Jason Campbell could be the top free-agent quarterback available this offseason after the Buffalo Bills signed QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to a contract extension. Campbell is expected to take advantage of the opportunity and sign a lucrative deal elsewhere, particularly after the Raiders acquired QB Carson Palmer.

Why the **** would any team sign Jason Campbell (or trade for Carson Palmer) to any kind of deal if have any hopes of winning a Super Bowl?

[Dayze]

they should just end this and have a hot dog eating contest at mid-field between Ryan and Fox. Winner take all.

[Caseyguyrr]

Next Chiefs QB.....

ESPN Bill Williamson: Jason Campbell top free-agent QB in 2012

Oakland Raiders QB Jason Campbell could be the top free-agent quarterback available this offseason after the Buffalo Bills signed QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to a contract extension. Campbell is expected to take advantage of the opportunity and sign a lucrative deal elsewhere, particularly after the Raiders acquired QB Carson Palmer.

jesus christ no not jason campbell

[milkman]

Why the **** would any team sign Jason Campbell to any kind of deal if have any hopes of winning a Super Bowl?

He's talking about the Chiefs.

[Buck]

He's talking about the Chiefs.

Harsh. LMAO

[Chiefs Pantalones]

He's talking about the Chiefs.

We already have a Jason Campbell.

[King_Chief_Fan]

It's a close game featuring two excellent defenses. Denver isn't a first half team anyways.

Your twat never stops flapping

[Dayze]

lol..Denver d-line complaining about holding.

irony.

[milkman]

McNight should have had huge yardage, but went down easy on an arm tackle.

[milkman]

We already have a Jason Campbell.

We can never have too many Jason Campbells/Chiefs front office

[Dayze]

McNight should have had huge yardage, but went down easy on an arm tackle.

people whose last name begin with the letters "Mc" typically do.

[ChiefsCountry]

Sanchez and Burress are exposing Goodman now.

[1ChiefsDan]

God their incomplete chant is so stupid.

[Buck]

What?
You can't do that shit.

[Bugeater]

And once again, these reviews are getting fucking ridiculous.

[SPchief]

That should do it.

[King_Chief_Fan]

:shake: what the hell are we watching?

[ChiefsCountry]

Fumblerooskie :)

[Caseyguyrr]

touchdown bitches

[King_Chief_Fan]

good night bronc hoes

[MahiMike]

Mcknight -1 fantasy. Nebraska husker 6.

[Bugeater]

Getting tired of seeing that Teblow pass EVERY FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAK

[1ChiefsDan]

And once again, these reviews are getting ****ing ridiculous.I am still trying to figure out what the NFL means when they say EVERY scoring play will be reviewed. We had the touchdown, that was ruled not a touchdown, and they refused to review it. Coach can't through the red flag without getting a yellow flag on scoring plays now.

[MahiMike]

Tebow time. He hasn't even really ran yet. Here it comes.

[Caseyguyrr]

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[Caseyguyrr]

broncos might actually have to start doing something OTHER than run the goddamn ball

[tecumseh]

What a titload of nonblocking BS.

[1ChiefsDan]

Who the hell is Ball? We couldn't tackle him either.

[LiveSteam]

Run some wishbone

[tecumseh]

Orton's WTF moment.

[Marcellus]

Has a team ever finished the season with twice as many rushing yards as passing yards?

Well I mean since like 1960?

[milkman]

We got beat by TeBow's one good pass.

[LiveSteam]

& the plot thickens

[Deberg_1990]

Britton Colquittt. What a weapon!

[kcxiv]

We got beat by TeBow's one good pass.

ITs what happens when your qb has 14 completions for 80 yards. lol

[FAX]

What a punt.

FAX

[ChiefsCountry]

Didn't the Chiefs try the Wing-T back under Marv Levy?

[MahiMike]

Wow, wish we had a Colquitt

[LiveSteam]

We got beat by TeBow's one good pass.

It was like watching a Ripple's Believe it or Not episodes

[veist]

No matter who wins I think this game has set football back 30 years.

[Marcellus]

Suck QB vs RB as a QB.

[milkman]

Didn't the Chiefs try the Wing-T back under Marv Levy?

Ted McNight FTMFW!

[LiveSteam]

It was like watching a Ripple's Believe it or Not episodes

& I still don't believe it.

[Caseyguyrr]

tebow cant hit the broad side of a barn

[MahiMike]

Broncos r gonna win

[tecumseh]

Their capital building is lit up in pink and powder blue? Over the rainbow.

[Marcellus]

Broncos can't throw it and Jets can't run or throw it.

Damn the Jets are the Chiefs with a better defense.

[King_Chief_Fan]

sanchez is a Cassel in the making.....talking about having a panic attack in the pocket........whew.

[kcxiv]

Well he was in the end zone, thats a good place to have one.

[Marcellus]

Recievers are rusty at catching passes.

[Buck]

Lol

[1ChiefsDan]

Nice dirt throw

[Dayze]

lol....Tebow. good lord.

[King_Chief_Fan]

TEBLOWN play

[RedDread]

Wow man, just wow.

[FAX]

Tebow with the Cassel Blaster.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

I'm sure Tebow was just throwing that ball away. He's smart.

[Dayze]

Tebow with the Cassel Blaster.

FAX

LMAO

[KcMizzou]

sanchez is a Cassel in the making.....talking about having a panic attack in the pocket........whew.I really wanted the Chiefs to draft him. Shows WTF I know.

[tecumseh]

I'm sure Tebow was just throwing that ball away. He's smart.

Yeah, I'm sure he's got it ALL figured out.

[Marcellus]

I really wanted the Chiefs to draft him. Shows WTF I know.


You and about 80% of CP. no biggie.

[King_Chief_Fan]

another Sanchez panic attack

[Chiefs Pantalones]

The NFL has been so shitty this year. I really wouldn't be surprised if the Pack do achieve 19-0

[Dylan]

LOL... INT

TD Broncos

[Buck]

Yes!

[Bugeater]

Sanchez = Cassel

[Titty Meat]

LMAO

[-King-]

ROFL These teams are trash.

[Marcellus]

Sanchez gives Denver the lead.

[ChiefsCountry]

I really wanted the Chiefs to draft him. Shows WTF I know.

He is actually having a pretty good game tonight. 18/23 - 168 no INTS.

[1ChiefsDan]

Holy fuck I wish we had drafted this guy. What a pass.

[RedDread]

These are two teams that should never sniff a primetime game until they promise to switch their QBs.

[tecumseh]

Samchevs

[KC_Connection]

And just like that the Broncos are tied. Tebow's a winner.

[Dayze]

wow

[Buck]

That was all Tebow.

[Caseyguyrr]

Sanchez is terrible

[doomy3]

He is actually having a pretty good game tonight. 18/23 - 168 no INTS.

About that...

[FAX]

ROFL

Somebody make a list of all the guys who wanted Sanchez in the draft.

I'd like to hire the old lady who lives down the street to convert it into one of those needle point deals.

FAX

[Marcellus]

Had he been smart like Tebow he would have thrown that in the dirt 5 yards from the reciever.

[Bugeater]

Which QB throws the most boneheaded throw tonight?
I'll go Sanchez.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll be honest, I think we can beat the Jets.

[KcMizzou]

He is actually having a pretty good game tonight. 18/23 - 168 no INTS.LMAO and... BINGO!