Tattoo Artist gets revenge on Cheating Girlfriend with Shit Tattoo on her Back.

[teedubya]

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv9wahoia61qar86bo1_500.jpg

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

[FAX]

ROFL

This cannot be true. Can it?

FAX

[Dartgod]

ROFL

[Rain Man]

I would imagine that are flies and excrement in Narnia. I don't see the problem here.

[suds79]

okay that's kinda funny.

Mean. But funny.

[loochy]

I heard about this on the radio this morning and I had been wanting to see a picture!

ROFL

I didn't think it would be that freakin' huge.

LMAO

[Predarat]

That is too fucking funny hahahah!

[Sofa King]

Well played sir. I hope someone digs her up in 5000 years and wonders wtf (assuming she'd been mummified).

[The Franchise]

Well.....that tattoo looks WAY better than a Narnia one would.

[Frosty]

I would imagine that are flies and excrement in Narnia. I don't see the problem here.

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[FAX]

We used to go with the single, scarlet letter. This, however, is far more creative and gets the point across. It's good to know that our society has advanced so far in so little time.

FAX

[58kcfan89]

LMAO ROFL

I would imagine that are flies and excrement in Narnia. I don't see the problem here.

Well done.

I don't have any tats and really don't plan on getting any. But if I ever do, shit like this is gunna make me get it somewhere I can watch what the artist is doing...

[SLAG]

What a shitty story

[teedubya]

I wonder how this tattoo will react around harmful microwaves??

[Deberg_1990]

It's the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

[Amnorix]

Fake, unfortunately.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319

[FAX]

Awww. That's a shame.

FAX

[Frosty]

I like the comment that said the tattoo is actually whipped cream on the muffin top.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/tattoophoto1.jpg

[Rain Man]

I wonder how this tattoo will react around harmful microwaves??

Incredibly dangerous.

[ForeverChiefs58]

I have heard of Chinese tatto artist being pissed at all the non chinese people getting chinese lettering. So, he was telling them it said "love", "peace", or whatever they wanted but in reality it translated to things like "slut", "cocksucker" etc.

[Predarat]

The Smoking Gun needs to be taken down, it takes the fun out of the intrawebz.

[Skyy God]

Was hoping this was teedubya's first legit story/post, but alas.

[BoneKrusher]

wow, at least she can tell everyone her Tattoo is the shit.

[teedubya]

I discovered it was fake right after I posted it... but didn't want to ruin the chuckles.

Thanks to Amnorix for taking the hilarity out of the internet.

[frankotank]

well that was funny as SHIT....until post #16. good while it lasted....

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

I wanna have a beer with that dude.

[Rain Man]

Fake, unfortunately.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319


The story is fake, but is the tattoo fake? The story seems to imply that it's real, but I would suspect not. Either that, or that girl has some unusual fetishes.

[bevischief]

Tramp stamp...

[Bill Lundberg]

Raiduhs

[ForeverChiefs58]

What a terrible tattoo artist. I have never seen a real pile of shit that looks like that. Looks like there is a candle on the top.

[The Iron Chief]

It really is a poorly done tattoo I'd think if he was going to go for it it would be more realistic not so cartoony.

If the Tattoo is real though I think the message is clear.

"The Tunnel is Clear you may proceed.

[ta900]

Umm yeah figured it was bullshit before i read through the posts debunking it. The article states that his "bases were covered" because he liquored her up to sign a contract. Yeah, pretty sure that getting someone drunk then having them sign a "contract" makes that "contract" worthless.

[TimeForWasp]

Oh well, she looks like crap.

[MahiMike]

That's awesome. I just hope he locks his bedroom at night. He may just get bobbitized.

[BoneKrusher]

Oh well, she looks like crap.

agreed.
she can say her new Tattoo is the shit.

[Dartgod]

She should have got that tattoo on her chest. A virtual "Cleveland Steamer", if you will.

[ct]

ROFL

This cannot be true. Can it?

FAX

Oh God I hope it is true! Epic!!

EDIT: shame...

[boogblaster]

guess that was better than removing her head ....

[Denny]

Sorry. The Smoking Gun dot com says the whole story is false...

[KCUnited]

It's more of an indictment of the guys skills, that's a terrible looking pile of shit.