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Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 06:54 PM
Apparently there are people around here that didn't know that. If you're among them you can stop living a lie now... and start hitting on her.

Santa isn't real either btw.

And water is wet.

And the Chiefs suck.

Now we're all in the know.

Buck
12-11-2011, 06:55 PM
Good thred

Okie_Apparition
12-11-2011, 06:55 PM
We were waiting for you to insult her to be sure

jspchief
12-11-2011, 06:56 PM
Oh good. Nothing like watching men embarrass themselves fawning over a female internet persona.

notorious
12-11-2011, 06:56 PM
Dylan is awesome.

listopencil
12-11-2011, 06:56 PM
So...is she hot?

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 06:56 PM
We were waiting for you to insult her to be sure

If I find something to insult her for you'll all be the first to know.

Oh... she's a Giants fan. Damn Giants fan.

KcMizzou
12-11-2011, 06:57 PM
My heart's set on Buck. She seems cool, and we have similar interests.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 06:57 PM
So...is she hot?

See her avatar

threebag
12-11-2011, 06:57 PM
She has a nice personality.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 06:58 PM
My heart's set on Buck. She seems cool, and we have similar interests.

So you're really a Chargers fan.

Hammock Parties
12-11-2011, 06:58 PM
We've never seen her sweet ass.

Hammock Parties
12-11-2011, 06:58 PM
She's probably fugly, though.

9/10 women on football sites are overstuffed housewives.

RealSNR
12-11-2011, 06:59 PM
What did I tell you about Chiefs Planet stardom, Dylan?

FAX
12-11-2011, 06:59 PM
I didn't know that ... or, if I did, I forgot. Hi, Ms. Dylan.

FAX

GloryDayz
12-11-2011, 07:01 PM
She could be my long lost wife, IDK!!!

FAX
12-11-2011, 07:01 PM
It's possible that I used to date her ... or worse.

FAX

listopencil
12-11-2011, 07:02 PM
See her avatar



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar9426_10.gif

Not bad.

Dylan
12-11-2011, 07:02 PM
Honestly, I really care about you guys!

I can't wait for the Chiefs to win it all -- And it will happen !

Love reading your posts ...

You're the best,

Dylan

notorious
12-11-2011, 07:03 PM
Honestly, I really care about you guys!

I can't wait for the Chiefs to win it all -- And it will happen !

You're the best,

Dylan

I told you guys.


Dylan is the stuff that dreams are made of.

J Diddy
12-11-2011, 07:03 PM
She's probably fugly, though.

9/10 women on football sites are overstuffed housewives.


but there is that one. One glimmering hope that the troll behind the other screen is Carmen Electra.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 07:03 PM
Honestly, I really care about you guys!

I can't wait for the Chiefs to win it all -- And it will happen !

You're the best,

Dylan

See... that's a girl thing to say.

(sniffs long and deep) you smell good Dylan

Bwana
12-11-2011, 07:05 PM
Honestly, I really care about you guys!

I can't wait for the Chiefs to win it all -- And it will happen !

Love reading your posts ...

You're the best,

Dylan

That's nice of you to say Dylan, but at the rate things are going, half of us could be taking a dirt nap, before we "win the big one."

Hammock Parties
12-11-2011, 07:05 PM
Rule #1 - never judge a woman on a football site by her avatar.

See: The Orange Mane.

Also see: Badgirl.

keg in kc
12-11-2011, 07:06 PM
Bow chicka bow ow

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 07:07 PM
Rule #1 - never judge a woman on a football site by her avatar.

See: The Orange Mane.

Also see: Badgirl.

Except in this case it really is her

Bwana
12-11-2011, 07:08 PM
Rule #1 - never judge a woman on a football site by her avatar.

See: The Orange Mane.

Also see: Badgirl.

I really don't give two shits what she looks like, she's a good poster. Her posting style is like the anti-Badgirl.

Valiant
12-11-2011, 07:10 PM
I really don't give two shits what she looks like, she's a good poster. Her posting style is like the anti-Badgirl.

Which one was the tranny?? or was that duh'nese??

Hammock Parties
12-11-2011, 07:11 PM
Except in this case it really is her

Where is the proof?

Bugeater
12-11-2011, 07:11 PM
She's really too nice for this site, I have no idea what she sees in us.

keg in kc
12-11-2011, 07:12 PM
She's really too nice for this site, I have no idea what she sees in us.You know we can all bench press 400 pounds with our 11-inch dongs.

Bowser
12-11-2011, 07:13 PM
You know we can all bench press 400 pounds with our 11-inch dongs.

450 and 13, n00b.

2112
12-11-2011, 07:14 PM
She's really too nice for this site, I have no idea what she sees in us.

Heavens to Mergitroid.

Shogun
12-11-2011, 07:14 PM
would smell her dirty gym socks

Bwana
12-11-2011, 07:15 PM
You know we can all bench press 400 pounds with our 11-inch dongs.

That and I hear she likes shaved heads and goatees. :D

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 07:16 PM
Where is the proof?

In that thread about Haley being fired by the end of the month a couple months ago

Kyle DeLexus
12-11-2011, 07:18 PM
She's really too nice for this site, I have no idea what she sees in us.

This.

Dylan
12-11-2011, 07:19 PM
That's nice of you to say Dylan, but at the rate things are going, half of us could be taking a dirt nap, before we "win the big one."

Bwana, NFL teams turn around quickly: The Chiefs have had a good few seasons of drafting -- They have the foundation and a core of young talented players.

Okie_Apparition
12-11-2011, 07:20 PM
She knows where to find a tampon when caught with out

Bwana
12-11-2011, 07:21 PM
Bwana, NFL teams turn around quickly: The Chiefs have had a good few seasons of drafting -- They have the foundation and a core of young talented players.

Yes for most teams, that's the case, but WE ARE THE CHIEFS! :deevee:

Valiant
12-11-2011, 07:23 PM
Bwana, NFL teams turn around quickly: The Chiefs have had a good few seasons of drafting -- They have the foundation and a core of young talented players.

If one of those young players was a QB I would agree.. But we as Chiefs fans will never know.. Cassel and Orton will probably both here next year with McDaniels coaching..

Dylan
12-11-2011, 07:28 PM
If one of those young players was a QB I would agree.. But we as Chiefs fans will never know.. Cassel and Orton will probably both here next year with McDaniels coaching..

Here's a question: How did Harbaugh turn Alex Smith around?

And so quickly ...

Valiant
12-11-2011, 07:34 PM
Here's a question: How did Harbaugh turn Alex Smith around?

And so quickly ...

Why was Cassel a stud last year?? We have no QB on the roster that can make the team around him better..

Stanzi?? He will never get to start..

Bwana
12-11-2011, 07:36 PM
Why was Cassel a stud last year?? We have no QB on the roster that can make the team around him better..

Stanzi?? He will never get to start..

With his luck, they will hang him in there against Green Bay. What the hell, I would love to see him get a chance, it's not like Palko is going to light it up for us. Palko is a complete waste of skin and good air.

Lonewolf Ed
12-11-2011, 07:37 PM
Honestly, I really care about you guys!

I can't wait for the Chiefs to win it all -- And it will happen !

Love reading your posts ...

You're the best,

Dylan

I do not believe this is a woman. No woman I have ever seen uses "you're" at all. It's "your" when it should be "your" and also when it should be "you're." Yes, I realize some men do it, too, but women are an extreme rarity! :harumph:

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-11-2011, 07:49 PM
Bwana, NFL teams turn around quickly: The Chiefs have had a good few seasons of drafting -- They have the foundation and a core of young talented players.

Yeah but the thing is... we're the Chiefs. Those things don't happen to us. We're the turd in the NFL punchbowl.

LiveSteam
12-11-2011, 09:32 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8j78iRsL3oc/TYLsQTCSoGI/AAAAAAAABJ4/vnKbTTq1DTE/s1600/Anneke_05.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SVJOu9rXi8E/TnzFA8fOxjI/AAAAAAAADqo/YRNUdjZ4tpI/s1600/violin.jpg

Extra Point
12-11-2011, 10:18 PM
If Dylan is a friend, and she posts here, then she must be good peeps.

Unless you're a dickhaid.

Bwana
12-11-2011, 11:24 PM
Congrats on the W. It's always good to see the Sowboys take a beating. :)

luv
12-11-2011, 11:31 PM
Bwana, NFL teams turn around quickly: The Chiefs have had a good few seasons of drafting -- They have the foundation and a core of young talented players.

We haven't won a Super Bowl since 1969, and our last playoff win was in 1994 (I was only a junior in high school). I sure hate to see what a slow turnaround looks like.

FAX
12-12-2011, 12:09 AM
Bwana, NFL teams turn around quickly: The Chiefs have had a good few seasons of drafting -- They have the foundation and a core of young talented players.

So true, Ms. Dylan. So true. So very, very true.

FAX

BryanBusby
12-12-2011, 01:45 AM
I'd hit it?

Fritz88
12-12-2011, 03:31 AM
Pics or it is a dude posing as a hot lesbo.
Posted via Mobile Device

FAX
12-12-2011, 03:32 AM
I love to hug my violin, too.

FAX

loochy
12-12-2011, 07:22 AM
Dylan Ryder FTW

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qDojv90tTko/SwsMnm8-xOI/AAAAAAAAAFU/YstE2CSkhKw/s1600/Dylan_Ryder_Set_04.jpg

Otter
12-12-2011, 07:54 AM
Beer Me: Making GoChiefs look less creepy since 2004.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-12-2011, 08:34 AM
Beer Me: Making GoChiefs look less creepy since 2004.

LMAO

Hey I'm not saying I'm hitting on Dylan just knowing how the planet works lets you know it'll happen. The single guys are like a lot of dogs around here (the married guys would never ever ever hit on a girl on-line)

I simply wanted Dylan to be appreciated for what and who she is... I mean the lady knows her football... that's pretty awesome around here, right?

RedNFeisty
12-12-2011, 09:22 AM
She's probably fugly, though.

9/10 women on football sites are overstuffed housewives.

Then you should be counting your lucky stars that CP has the hottest chicks around!

RedNFeisty
12-12-2011, 09:34 AM
I do not believe this is a woman. No woman I have ever seen uses "you're" at all. It's "your" when it should be "your" and also when it should be "you're." Yes, I realize some men do it, too, but women are an extreme rarity! :harumph:

Haha....how wrong you are!

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-12-2011, 09:36 AM
Haha....how wrong you are!

You're so wrong would have been more effective. Just lending a hand.

RedNFeisty
12-12-2011, 09:37 AM
You're so wrong would have been more effective. Just lending a hand.

I did it my way on purpose. ;)

stonedstooge
12-12-2011, 09:39 AM
Haha....how wrong your. !

FYP CP style

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-12-2011, 09:40 AM
I did it my way on purpose. ;)

You're just too smart for my simple male brain.