Tony Sparano fired

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JayGlazerJay Glazer


Dolphins have just fired Tony Sparano has their head coach. Todd Haley not the only one today

[Hammock Parties]

copycats

[Dayze]

we're trendsetters.

[Hammock Parties]

The Parcells tree today:

http://assets.libsyn.com/content/2501595

[suzzer99]

I like Sparano. We could do a lot worse imo.

[Molitoth]

haha gochiefs.

[DaWolf]

They want dibs on Ferentz...

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Ours was a louder firing!!

... wait does that make us weaker?

****!

[journeyscarab]

Let the bodies hit the floor...

[Bewbies]

The Parcells tree today:

http://assets.libsyn.com/content/2501595

LMAO

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

LMAOThe Parcells tree today:

http://assets.libsyn.com/content/2501595

[ModSocks]

Fucking Dolphins trying to steal our spotlight. Fuck you Miami, today is our day!

[King_Chief_Fan]

The Parcells tree today:

http://assets.libsyn.com/content/2501595

that gets a ......LMAO

[scho63]

They want to make sure they can compete for a coach-I said that earlier as to why we fired Haley today rather than waiting

[HonestChieffan]

Tony is in Overland Park. I talked to a guy who saw a friend of his who knew.

[ChiefsCountry]

Carl Peterson strikes again.

[Amnorix]

Wow, surprising given that the Dolphins have played hard lately and won a fair few games over the second half of the season. I expected the axe to fall on him after the season, not during.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Fischer will end up in Miami with RG3...


...DOH!!!111!!1

[Predarat]

They are trying to get to Fisher first.

[siberian khatru]

Wow, surprising given that the Dolphins have played hard lately and won a fair few games over the second half of the season. I expected the axe to fall on him after the season, not during.

Yeah, if he wasn't fired during the losing streak, I figured he wouldn't be fired since they've turned things around (which appears to have been at least in part because he radically changed his routines and approach).

[htismaqe]

Haley to the Dolphins, Sparano to the Chiefs. I called it!

[eazyb81]

Given the timing I think they are definitely trying to beat us to the punch on hiring the best available coach out there.

I think they will make a huge push for Cowher or Fisher.

[nychief]

mortreport Chris Mortensen
Also, #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross plans to hire former Chiefs prez Carl Peterson to front office role once held by Bill Parcells #NFL32

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mortreportChris Mortensen

Also, #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross plans to hire former Chiefs prez Carl Peterson to front office role once held by Bill Parcells

[Buck]

Come on Norv! Lets complete the trifecta!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Come on Norv! Lets complete the trifecta!

LMAO

[Thig Lyfe]

mortreportChris Mortensen

Also, #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross plans to hire former Chiefs prez Carl Peterson to front office role once held by Bill Parcells

lol

[Titty Meat]

Come on Norv! Lets complete the trifecta!

LMAO

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Come on Norv! Lets complete the trifecta!

Nooo!!! We want that guy in San Diego for a long time!

[Dayze]

awesome. Carl is going to sweaty while wearing his black leather coat down there.

The Dolphins will win a superbowl in 2031..

[Hammock Parties]

Haley to the Dolphins, Sparano to the Chiefs. I called it!

You, my friend, have gone insane.

[DaWolf]

Watch Carl sweep in and draft a QBOTF ahead of the Chiefs...

[ChiefsCountry]

Peterson, Ireland, Cowher to Miami. Makes sense.

[The Franchise]

Peterson, Ireland, Cowher to Miami. Makes sense.

And they'll probably draft Matt Barkley.

[ChiefsCountry]

And they'll probably draft Matt Barkley.

I still think Miami is going to end up with Manning. Stephen Ross is Mr. Celebrity as an owner. They got a decent OL and Brandon Marshall is a pretty good target.

[Titty Meat]

And they'll probably draft Matt Barkley.

King Carl drafting a QB? Carl/Cowher aren't getting any younger I see them making a move for Manning.

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greggrosenthalgregg rosenthal

Firing Sarano will probably please Dolphins fans ... until they see the hire of Carl Peterson (per @mortreport)

[The Franchise]

I'll take Sparano as the o-line coach.

[gblowfish]

KK just said King Carl might be the guy who hires the next Dolphins coach.

[ChiefsCountry]

greggrosenthalgregg rosenthal

Firing Sarano will probably please Dolphins fans ... until they see the hire of Carl Peterson (per @mortreport)

Meh. Peterson is a pretty good football business guy. Trouble was he stayed too long in Kansas City. If he left around 1998 or 2000, he would be looked at alot different here.

[ChiTown]

Bring him in for a look?

[htismaqe]

You, my friend, have gone insane.

I've been a fan since the 80's, what did you expect?

[HemiEd]

Come on Norv! Lets complete the trifecta!

He was all smiles yesterday, and the Chargers played great. An extension is imminent.

[HemiEd]

KK just said King Carl might be the guy who hires the next Dolphins coach.

Goonther! He has a lot of experience and such.

[ChiefsCountry]

Cowher makes the most sense for Miami. 3-4 defense is in place. Peterson isn't a major control freak, they have worked together before and Miami has alot of the pieces in place.

[blaise]

Sparano's probably had his boxes packed since the first week. When they called him in he probably was like, "Yep, this is it? Ok, see you around."

[The Franchise]

Cowher makes the most sense for Miami. 3-4 defense is in place. Peterson isn't a major control freak, they have worked together before and Miami has alot of the pieces in place.

Sounds about right.

[ChiefsCountry]

Sounds about right.

Not to mention the Dolphins have to make a splash. They are the team for Miami and have been reglected to third if they don't make some noise this offseaon. Heat with LeBron and Wade, Marlins new stadium and got some players. Add Cowher and get Manning and you are set.

[Mojo Jojo]

Just talked with a contact at the Dolphins...Carl is in...Jeff Ireland To stay on as GM...Jeff worked for Carl at the Chiefs.

[Sassy Squatch]

Just talked with a contact at the Dolphins...Carl is in...Jeff Ireland To stay on as GM...Jeff worked for Carl at the Chiefs.
wut?

[Hammock Parties]

Just talked with a contact at the Dolphins...Carl is in...Jeff Ireland To stay on as GM...Jeff worked for Carl at the Chiefs.

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[Mojo Jojo]

wut?
Carl has worked for Stephen Ross the last two years on another project...it was only a matter of time. Not sure of title, but probably President/CEO...

[memyselfI]

Well, doesn't that mean that some of the top coaches might not want to go to Miami now either. Peterson=Pioli as far as control freak.

[ChiefsCountry]

Well, doesn't that mean that some of the top coaches might not want to go to Miami now either. Peterson=Pioli as far as control freak.

Again you know nothing about football. Quit posting like you do. Peterson is not a control freak over football operations.

[ChiefsCountry]

Carl has worked for Stephen Ross the last two years on another project...it was only a matter of time. Not sure of title, but probably President/CEO...

I believe Ross had some ownership in the USFL's Stars, thats where his relationship with Peterson began.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Again you know nothing about football. Quit posting like you do. Peterson is not a control freak over football operations.

you really don't like her do you? you try to bust her chops alot

[whoman69]

So are we supposed to say "Bring him in, he's better than what we have now."

[ChiefPressure]

pioli is the next one canned

[Rain Man]

This is obviously a copycat crime.

[Baby Lee]

you really don't like her do you? you try to bust her chops alot

Nobody likes her, difference being most ignore her at this point.

[Demonpenz]

Not to mention the Dolphins have to make a splash. They are the team for Miami and have been reglected to third if they don't make some noise this offseaon. Heat with LeBron and Wade, Marlins new stadium and got some players. Add Cowher and get Manning and you are set.

make a splash ... dolphin LMAO

[gblowfish]

Dear Long Suffering Chiefs Fans:

I am very pleased to now officially be in charge of the greatest team with the greatest fish, check that, I mean fans, in the NFL: the Miami Dolphins.

I staked my claim today by firing head coach Tony Soprano, check that, Tony Sparano, showing everyone in South Florida who is boss. I fired him even though he kicked your midwest country bumpkin butts in Arrowhead. Fear Me, this is my universe now.

I will be interviewing all the big names in coaching: Marv Levy, Marty Schottenheimer, Dick Vermeil, Buddy Ryan, Mike Ditka and Jimmy Johnson for this very lucrative position.

I will also be offering non-trade contracts to Marcus Allen and Joe Montana to see if they'll help me bring some credibility to this Cuban Backwater Swamp Hell. I plan to live in Boca, and only touch down in the stadium parking lot via helicopter.

In the meantime, see you in the draft room, boobs. BTW: I left KC with a wheelbarrow full of money. Literally.

Tell Junior Hunt he can sniff my lemony fresh ass. I'm a headliner again baby!

Sincerely,
Carl "Delano" Peterson
The Big Black Leather Fish of South Florida

[OnTheWarpath15]

Dear Long Suffering Chiefs Fans:

I am very pleased to now officially be in charge of the greatest team with the greatest fish, check that, I mean fans, in the NFL: the Miami Dolphins.

I staked my claim today by firing head coach Tony Soprano, check that, Tony Sparano, showing everyone in South Florida who is boss. I fired him even though he kicked your midwest country bumpkin butts in Arrowhead. Fear Me, this is my universe now.

I will be interviewing all the big names in coaching: Marv Levy, Marty Schottenheimer, Dick Vermeil, Buddy Ryan, Mike Ditka and Jimmy Johnson for this very lucrative position.

I will also be offering non-trade contracts to Marcus Allen and Joe Montana to see if they'll help me bring some credibility to this Cuban Backwater Swamp Hell. I plan to live in Boca, and only touch down in the stadium parking lot via helicopter.

In the meantime, see you in the draft room, boobs. BTW: I left KC with a wheelbarrow full of money. Literally.

Tell Junior Hunt he can sniff my lemony fresh ass. I'm a headliner again baby!

Sincerely,
Carl "Delano" Peterson
The Big Black Leather Fish of South Florida

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Was waiting for that. LMAO

[DaWolf]

Cowher makes the most sense for Miami. 3-4 defense is in place. Peterson isn't a major control freak, they have worked together before and Miami has alot of the pieces in place.

Depends. Anyone who takes on that job is looking up at the Patriots and Jets for the next few years at least. If Cowher loves a challenge, then that's it. But if I'm a head coach, I'm waiting for that San Diego job to open up...