Nominations for the 2011 King of the N00bs are open

[BigRedChief]

It's that time of the year. The Academy is proud to sponser this years edition of the crowning of the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2011 to present day.

Dupes are not elgible. As always, the academy relies on the mods decisions on mults, dupes and reincarnations and their decision is the final decision.

You can campaign, bribe, resign your commission, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote. Whether you choose to publically declare your candidacy or not is up to you. Although it is highly recommended to not nominate yourself. If nominated, you must run. No exceptions.

I will make a list in this orginal post of the most popular N00bs mentioned in this thread.

When the nominations are closed I'll post a public poll. The candidate with the most votes will be crowned the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Daface's 2011 "Hey, this n00b doesn't suck" thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249663&highlight=2011+king+of+the+noobs

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158&highlight=noob+of+the+year)

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Confirmed nominated N00bs:

BoneKrusher
Setsuna
dirtyrute
rocknrolla
njchiefsfan
chiefsfootballfan
Caseyguyrr
WhiteWhale
lewdog
SuperChief
ThatGuy
Trevortrevo_410

There are two candidates that can't be confirmed by the the mods as 100% n00b. They will be placed in the poll but if crowned King of the N00bs, and its later discovered that they were a mult the title will go to the 2nd place finisher and will be banned. So, this is your last chance to come clean.

I will not out the posters. The mods/admins of the site know the names. I dont see a need to name names without clear evidence.

[Buck]

Setsuna

[Buck]

Oh and Mr. Plow

[kstater]

Setsuna

Fuck no.

[teedubya]

dirtyrute is a n00b this year, right? I nominate him as he is the only one that I can think off the top of my head.

[Buck]

NJChiefsFan

P.S. the extent of my knowledge of most n00bs is about those that post in the Media Center.

I don't really know any of these guys' takes on sports

[Buck]

Except for ChiefsandO'sfan

I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but he sure is on top of breaking news.

[QuikSsurfer]

Oh and Mr. Plow

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/gifs/2cfw040.gif

[BigRedChief]

NJChiefsFan

P.S. the extent of my knowledge of most n00bs is about those that post in the Media Center.

I don't really know any of these guys' takes on sportstakes on sports is not a criteria. If you want to use that criteria, fine and dandy. But, you just have to had showed up here after Jan. 1st. Wjatever criteria you personally measure to deem some poster worthy of King of the n00bs is correct.

[Buck]

Those are the only 3 n00bs that I know or have interacted with.

Seems like the last couple years have been down years for n00bs.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

noonan

[Kyle DeLexus]

noonan

Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.

[Buck]

Oh wait, rocknrolla

She's a pretty good n00b.

[cdcox]

Except for ChiefsandO'sfan

I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but he sure is on top of breaking news.

This is who I would nominate.

[SPchief]

I say it every year. But I still think I got robbed in 2005

[SPchief]

No offense Mr. Fax

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.

Pussy probably got butthurt about something and left.

[SPchief]

Oh, and ChiefsandO'sfan should win this easily.

[SPchief]

And if anyone nominates THATGUY, I'll personnaly shoot you.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Thatguy

[SPchief]

And thenewserver still got jobbed.

[Buck]

Thatguy

[crazycoffey]

links no trebajos

[milkman]

Yay, another popularity contest.

[cdcox]

Thatguy

Don't be that guy.

[crazycoffey]

noonan

Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.


not posting can = good n00b, no?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yay, another popularity contest.

You're just mad because you can't win one.


:)

[luv]

not posting can = good n00b, no?

I dunno. You won when you were trying to average 100 ppd.

[luv]

Oh, and ChiefsandO'sfan should win this easily.

Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Pussy probably got butthurt about something and left.

ROFL

[SPchief]

n00bs suck these days.

[SPchief]

Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

It's a hunch of mine that he's the other Oriole fan who just opened up a new account.

[crazycoffey]

I dunno. You won when you were trying to average 100 ppd.


I don't know what you're talking about....

Hell, I don't recall who the other n00bs were, that year.
Wait, do I even know you?

[BigRedChief]

I say it every year. But I still think I got robbed in 2005Didn't the Governing board of the Academy issue a ruling that your claims were groundless and you are not worthy to even hold Fax's jockstrap little own his crown. :hmmm:

[luv]

Is there any way to sort the members list by join date?

[-King-]

Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device

[milkman]

You're just mad because you can't win one.


:)

You know me so well....

[SPchief]

Didn't the Governing board of the Academy issue a ruling that your claims were groundless and you are not worthy to even hold Fax's jockstrap little own his crown. :hmmm:

I'm pretty sure a vote was held that we tied. But the archives don't show it.

[luv]

I don't know what you're talking about....

Hell, I don't recall who the other n00bs were, that year.
Wait, do I even know you?

WOOHOO! Roofies worked.

[Buck]

He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device

INSTA-DQ!!!!

[luv]

He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device

Then he shouldn't qualify. Of course, I'm not sure I'm a member of the Academy anymore, and I'm pretty sure there are no rules. :)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You know me so well....

Well fwiw I like the crotchety old bastard you are. No homo.

[luv]

You added noonan? That's beer me.

[Okie_Apparition]

Who's the in parrot

[SPchief]

Then he shouldn't qualify. Of course, I'm not sure I'm a member of the Academy anymore, and I'm pretty sure there are no rules. :)

Only members of the Academy know who's in it. And only those members of the Academy know the rules.

[SPchief]

Noonan is disqaulified because his post count has been merged with Beer Me's

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You added noonan? That's beer me.

LMAO

NO IT WASN'T! LET ME.... I MEAN noonan BE NOMINATED! I...... umm I MEAN noonan NEVER WINS ANYTHING!

WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!??? I MEAN noonan... dammit...

[BigRedChief]

Only members of the Academy know who's in it. And only those members of the Academy know the rules.First rule of the Academy......Don't talk about the Academy.:fear:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Noonan is disqaulified because his post count has been merged with Beer Me's

Just another case of the man holding us down....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

he is. I still think he's Marty Shook.

[BigRedChief]

He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device"offically" disqualified.

[SPchief]

First rule of the Academy......Don't talk about the Academy.:fear:

I meant that to be posted in the Academy's forum.

[cdcox]

Now that Ofan is eliminated, I nominate Literature. Not positive I will vote for him, but nevertheless I nominate him.

[Kyle DeLexus]

We need DaFace to sort out the madness and tell us who qualifies.

[Buck]

he is. I still think he's Marty Shook.

Marty fucking Shook.

Someone needs to end that fucker's life.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Now that Ofan is eliminated, I nominate Literature. Not positive I will vote for him, but nevertheless I nominate him.

nope. That's Jenson.

[SPchief]

nope. That's Jenson.

Awesome. Do we have any actuall n00bs that qualify as worthy?

[Buck]

For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I nominate No n00bs worthy 2011.

[Bwana]

Thatguy

Old poster reincarnated.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Awesome. Do we have any actuall n00bs that qualify as worthy?

bobbie. Zionists!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Old poster reincarnated.

I was just trying to see if SPchief would really shoot me.

[Buck]

For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

P.S. page 32, Pulverizer is the very last person that qualifies.

So scour pages 1-32 for your nominations.

[cdcox]

nope. That's Jenson.

Okay, Jenson is like a nephew to me. No wonder I thought Literature was worth a nomination.

[crazycoffey]

WOOHOO! Roofies worked.


I miss simplex....
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4470929&postcount=32

If I think we should create a special exception for Coffee. If he joined in December of 2006 or later he needs to get this year's award. In a short time he:

1. Started a thread in the top 10 posts/views of all time.
2. Shattered Endelt's record of posts per day over an extended period.
3. Spammed the board relentlessly.
4. Pissed in Goatboy's Cheerios.
5. Got banned.
6. Came back.
7. Took a hiatus.
8. Came back, posting at regular human levels.

That's quite a freaking resume.


No wonder many of you hate me, over 10k in one year... :facepalm:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4471096&postcount=45

If we change the criteria to joined after 12/15/06 and 500 posts, here is the list.

User Name Posts
acesn8s 1,657
beach tribe 1,841
Buehler445 1,614
Chiefnj2 1,427
CrazyCoffey 10,356
DFB 1,007
Dylan 684
findthedr 927
Fly O.T. McWall 516
GoChiefs Biatch 716
GonzoRox88 889
Joie 2,685
KC Tattoo 833
kcpasco 547
kdog414141 2,421
kstater 3,250
Micjones 1,747
Mr Luzcious 1,117
pestilenceaf23 1,870
Priest4Prez 1,334
Pushead2 1,095
RustShack 1,344
Silock 3,805
smittysbar 639
stlchiefs 976
Zouk 672

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Okay, Jenson is like a nephew to me. No wonder I thought Literature was worth a nomination.

good guy. Just not new.

[Bwana]

BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

[cdcox]

For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

Perusing the rep levels of the n00bs reveals that we are a very open and welcoming community.

[crazycoffey]

P.S. page 32, Pulverizer is the very last person that qualifies.

So scour pages 1-32 for your nominations.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?joindateafter=2010-12-31&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

same list, ordered by most posts, first page shows all from this year with over 500 posts

[teedubya]

We should have an all-decade team... anyone who joined IN the 2000 is allowed in the poll as the poster of the 00's decade.

[cdcox]

BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

Not worthless. May be worth considering.

[Okie_Apparition]

Ban them all & see who we miss

[Mr. Flopnuts]

BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

excellent choice. I 2nd it.

[SPchief]

Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

[Buck]

As a matter of face I'll post everyone who has a decent amount of posts and then you can nominate as you see worthy.

ricoswaff
lewdog_5
BmoreBills (made the fat chick thread)
BoneKrusher
tecumseh
Nucky
evenfall (I think he quit CP forever last week)
hometeam
Exoter175
Thatguy
Buckweath
syyrupp-mannn
Backwards Masking
tredadda
WhiteWhale
Dr. Gigglepants
Nickel D
SuperChief
chopper
Jaric
Urc Burry
Trevo_410
The Iron Chief
shadowcat
Caseyguyrr

[Rams Fan]

Jaric, SuperChief.

[Bwana]

Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

Old poster reincarnated.

[BigRedChief]

I meant that to be posted in the Academy's forum.What Academy forum?
http://happyhourmom.com/wp-content/gallery/random/top-secret.jpg

[Buck]

Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

blueballs I think

[SPchief]

And since Bone Krusher got nominated, I'll nominate Backwards Masking.

[Okie_Apparition]

I'm on universal ignore if you're cool
monkey butt

[luv]

BoneKrusher

[crazycoffey]

Okie_Apparition 3,926
ChiefsandO'sfan 3,185
durtyrute 2,410
Jaric 2,135
chiefsfootballfan 1,309
rocknrolla 1,302
Backwards Masking 1,220
NJChiefsFan 1,125
evenfall 945
BoneKrusher 935
SuperChief 915
Setsuna 797
Caseyguyrr 783
Trevo_410 629
Thatguy 573
WhiteWhale 568
lewdog_5 561
tredadda 537


weed through the retread retards (okie) and get to the true n00bs

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Jaric, SuperChief.

0-2 to the Seahawks? You get no vote.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'd like to nominate Frankie's Mom.

[luv]

Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

blueballs

[BigRedChief]

I nominate No n00bs worthy 2011.That is the only guaranteed nominee every year.

[crazycoffey]

Okie_Apparition 3,926
ChiefsandO'sfan 3,185
durtyrute 2,410
Jaric 2,135
chiefsfootballfan 1,309
rocknrolla 1,302
Backwards Masking 1,220
NJChiefsFan 1,125
evenfall 945
BoneKrusher 935
SuperChief 915
Setsuna 797
Caseyguyrr 783
Trevo_410 629
Thatguy 573
WhiteWhale 568
lewdog_5 561
tredadda 537


weed through the retread retards (okie) and get to the true n00bs


everyone else on Bucks list has less than 500 posts, if that matters to anyone.....

[Rams Fan]

0-2 to the Seahawks? You get no vote.

Wasn't there some bet we made involving my username and yours?

Change me to Seahawks Fan since I lost the bet...

[luv]

Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

In all seriousness I'd like to nominate lewdog because he's a good fellow Royals fan... which is also why he won't win.

[SPchief]

blueballs I think

blueballs

Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

[crazycoffey]

Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

no idea, if he is, than he's out

[luv]

BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

Well crap....

I guess I'll nominate Caseyguyrr.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wasn't there some bet we made involving my username and yours?

Change me to Seahawks Fan since I lost the bet...

yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.

[luv]

Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

No "it could be". That's who it is.

[crazycoffey]

Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

I think Skip....

[Rams Fan]

Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

DaFace has said it is him.

[SPchief]

I think Skip....

That was my thought, but that is not the case

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

Dammit.


:#

[crazycoffey]

yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.


SeaGulp
SeaGulf
SeaTurds
OceanEagles
WaterBirds
SeaKitty's
ChickenHawks

[lewdog]

Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

A reincarnated Montana Grizzlies and KC Chiefs/Royals fan? You can't make this shit up!

In all seriousness I'd like to nominate lewdog because he's a good fellow Royals fan... which is also why he won't win.

I seriously don't do much of anything besides a few sentence posts....and I like the Royals. It is a lose-lose.

[Rams Fan]

yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.

Sonics Fan.

[crazycoffey]

Okie_Apparition 3,926
ChiefsandO'sfan 3,185
durtyrute 2,410
Jaric 2,135
chiefsfootballfan 1,309
rocknrolla 1,302
Backwards Masking 1,220
NJChiefsFan 1,125
evenfall 945
BoneKrusher 935
SuperChief 915
Setsuna 797
Caseyguyrr 783
Trevo_410 629
Thatguy 573
WhiteWhale 568
lewdog_5 561
tredadda 537


weed through the retread retards (okie) and get to the true n00bs

My nominees, if not already on the list...

[Rams Fan]

WhiteWhale deserves a nomination.

And this year's n00b class is weak.

[crazycoffey]

Sonics Fan.

SeaSonics?

[Buck]

No "it could be". That's who it is.

Fucking. Told.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I seriously don't do much of anything besides a few sentence posts....and I like the Royals. It is a lose-lose.

You cared enough to actually want my opinion on the Royals off season moves. That's more than good enough for me. I'm not saying you have a snowballs chance in hell to win but I'll vote for you. We Royals fans have to stick together.

[Rams Fan]

God damn it.LMAO

[crazycoffey]

WhiteWhale deserves a nomination.

And this year's n00b class is weak.


7,000 posts short of the first year record..... what up, players?

[Bwana]

Montana Grizzlies and KC Chiefs/Royals fan? You can't make this shit up!





That would be me, minus the Royals. :D

[crazycoffey]

God damn it.LMAO

That's why he's a mod and I'm not....

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

WhiteWhale deserves a nomination.

And this year's n00b class is weak.

God damn it.LMAO

he does, it is, and :D

[Rams Fan]

See, last year there was me, the new server, Shogun, Superturtle, Pawnmower, Braniac, WVChieffan, fumblerooskie, warispeace etc.

[lewdog]

You cared enough to actually want my opinion on the Royals off season moves. That's more than good enough for me. I'm not saying you have a snowballs chance in hell to win but I'll vote for you. We Royals fans have to stick together.

I don't care about winning...if I did I wouldn't be a Chiefs/Royals fan!

That would be me, minus the Royals. :D

Well you are going to miss out on the Royals success coming in the next few years.

Shame on the Griz game tonight though. At least they made a comeback.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wasn't the new server Joey/KurtCobain?

[SPchief]

See, last year there was me, the new server, Shogun, Superturtle, Pawnmower, Braniac, WVChieffan, fumblerooskie, warispeace etc.
Pretty sad state of n00bs when the new server still almost won.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't care about winning...if I did I wouldn't be a Chiefs/Royals fan!


Just another reason to vote for you... you've got moxy kid. Sticktoitivness.

[DeezNutz]

noonan.

[Bwana]

Shame on the Griz game tonight though. At least they made a comeback.

They looked like the Chiefs the 1st quarter. :# They did fight back and had a shot to win it at the end though. Sam Houston state is a good team and their RB is a bad ass.

[FAX]

Hells bells, guys ...

Half of them are mults.

FAX

[Mr. Flopnuts]

G'night Planet. I have to work tomorrow. I'll try and hang out more often.

[Rams Fan]

Fuck it, I might need a sig.

Fucking Tebow...

[Rams Fan]

G'night Planet. I have to work tomorrow. I'll try and hang out more often.

Good night, sweet prince.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

noonan.

Thank you. I mean noonan told me to thank you.

[Bwana]

Hells bells, guys ...

Half of them are mults.

FAX

I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fuck it, I might need a sig.

Fucking Tebow...

Hold on. Get your own pic when I'm done. Be creative.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.

You're a mod? Well then noonan wants to say you're not only the most intelligent but also most attractive mod ever. He texted me.

[Bwana]

You're a mod? Well then noonan wants to say you're not only the most intelligent but also most attractive mod ever. He texted me.

:D

[Rams Fan]

Hold on. Get your own pic when I'm done. Be creative.

You mean, you aren't done yet?

[BigRedChief]

noonan.dupe

[FAX]

I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.

I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

dupe

You can't trust anyone any more.

[Rams Fan]

Starbucks Fan.

[Bwana]

I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

You do? :hmmm:

[Rams Fan]

And there goes my sig.

[DeezNutz]

dupe

Never seen this n00b.

[BigRedChief]

I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.As always, the academy relies on the mods decisions on mults, dupes and reincarnations and their decision is the final decision.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

And there goes my sig.

LMAO


Starbucks is the debbil. But at least you aren't a fan of the Rams or some shit.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And there goes my sig.

That wasn't part of the deal, I just thought you were all in. I have to sleep this booze off. IM out. :D

[Rams Fan]

Apparently, I am now a SuperSonics, Mariners, Seahawks, Starbucks fan.

[Rams Fan]

That wasn't part of the deal, I just thought you were all in. I have to sleep this booze off. IM out. :D

Hasselbeck saves.

[Smed1065]

[QUOTE=Starbucks Fan;8210192]Apparently, I am now a SuperSonics, Mariners, Seahawks, Starbucks fan.[/QUOTE.

Like it would matter coffee.

[Bwana]

Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

I haven't dug to deep, but he doesn't seem to be. He looks like a one and only, so far.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That's some mod abuse worthy of Phobia. Well done Flopnuts.

[Rams Fan]

Like it would matter coffee.

Hindsight is 50/50.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hasselbeck saves.

The bald weiner on ESPN?



:)

[crazycoffey]

[QUOTE=Starbucks Fan;8210192]Apparently, I am now a SuperSonics, Mariners, Seahawks, Starbucks fan.[/QUOTE.

Like it would matter coffee.

whaaaaa?

[Rams Fan]

The bald weiner on ESPN?



:)

Wrong bald Hasselbeck.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wrong bald Hasselbeck.

duh?

[Rams Fan]

duh?

Winning.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Winning.

Weiner Hasselbeck does have a hot wife at least (imo) even though she's annoying and stupid.

[SPchief]

I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

Me too Mr. Fax, Me too

[Rams Fan]

Weiner Hasselbeck does have a hot wife at least (imo) even though she's annoying and stupid.

And she's on the View...

[FAX]

Me too Mr. Fax, Me too

Yep ...

... 2005, I think it was ...

FAX

[crazycoffey]

Me too Mr. Fax, Me too

I clearly broke the mold....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

And she's on the View...

Duh again?


;)

[Rams Fan]

Duh again?


;)

I believe what we have here is a failure to communicate.

[SPchief]

Yep ...

... 2005, I think it was ...

FAX

The 2nd best n00b class of the decade. Only behind the 2000 class

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I believe what we have here is a failure to communicate.

I think you just don't get me. It doesn't make you a bad person though. Being a Starbucks fan takes care of that.


;)

[SPchief]

I clearly broke the mold....

Your n00bness was very original atleast.

[Okie_Apparition]

Are you fucking pig too

[Lumpy]

I read this...

No "it could be". That's who it is.

Then immediately thought of this...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwg9s76E71qh4xs7o1_500.jpg

LMAO

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I read this...



Then immediately thought of this...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwg9s76E71qh4xs7o1_500.jpg

LMAO

I've always crushed on Faruza Balk. I'm weird I know.

[crazycoffey]

The 2nd best n00b class of the decade. Only behind the 2000 class

Your n00bness was very original atleast.

I'll gladly stand in the third place group on this list, sorry VosBill....

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

What the fuck...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

What the ****...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

If you look back I nominated you... but mostly to see if SPchief would really shoot me for it.

[crazycoffey]

reading is your friend;

What the fuck...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.


Thatguy


Old poster reincarnated.

outed...

[Lumpy]

What the ****...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

All I know is you had better Tebow to Got that you have enough bribes to spread around. :D

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

reading is your friend;









outed...


To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

If you look back I nominated you... but mostly to see if SPchief would really shoot me for it.

Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

[Kyle DeLexus]

Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

you won't be happy then, you've been DQ'd as a mult.

[SuperChief]

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

[crazycoffey]

To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

me too, don't you love it?

Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

you won't be happy then, you've been DQ'd as a mult.

he's not reading, he's drinking. Can't you read?!?!?!??!

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

[crazycoffey]

CheifsandO'sfan
along with
SuperChief

Need to be on the nominated list

[Kyle DeLexus]

me too, don't you love it?





he's not reading, he's drinking. Can't you read?!?!?!??!



nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

[crazycoffey]

To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad


To be honest,



oh you know....

[Lumpy]

nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

[crazycoffey]

Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

have you seen my stapler?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

Jack Sparrow?

[Shogun]

New Server gave me a run for my money last year.

[FAX]

yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.

Seaman Fan has a ring to it.

FAX

[Buck]

In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

[Shogun]

In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

I joined in late september bro, step your game up!

[Lumpy]

have you seen my stapler?

http://cdn.chud.com/2/28/289fafa7_250px-MiltonStapler.jpeg

[Buck]

I joined in late september bro, step your game up!

Join Date
09-05-2010

You had a full 3 months.

I had 1.

[Shogun]

Join Date
09-05-2010

You had a full 3 months.

I had 1.

<------ I just got destroyed in this thread.

http://www.evilengineering.com/gallery/d/38705-1/r10466_fuck+this+thread+outta+here.jpg

[Lumpy]

Jack Sparrow?

:hmmm: Did I mention rum in my post?

[SuperChief]

Davey Jones. GIANT SQUID!

[Buck]

<------ I just got destroyed in this thread.

http://www.evilengineering.com/gallery/d/38705-1/r10466_fuck+this+thread+outta+here.jpg

I tend to do that.

[FAX]

I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

[Kyle DeLexus]

Davey Jones. GIANT SQUID!

You might just give Frankie's Mom a run for her money.

[Smed1065]

No bribes, WGAF.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

I once killed a midget hooker because she wouldn't give me a customer appreciation day discount, and I still didn't win n00b of the year during my running.

[Kyle DeLexus]

No bribes, WGAF.

It's just the nomination thread. You have to wait until the campaign and voting threads for the bribes.

[Shogun]

Future n00bs of the year, i sent people pictures of my naked girlfriend last year for votes, learn from this. and dont forget to pm me.

[Buck]

I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

I wrote fucking poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503

[Kyle DeLexus]

Future n00bs of the year, i sent people pictures of my naked girlfriend last year for votes, learn from this. and dont forget to pm me.

I didn't get one....I move to have Shogun stripped of his title.

[Titty Meat]

I vote for Buck.

[Buck]

I didn't get one....I move to have Shogun stripped of his title.

Does the gentleman yield?

[FAX]

I wrote ****ing poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503

Secure your sperm container, you pathetic, piteous, pole-puffing, pigeon piddler.

FAX

[crazycoffey]

In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

I joined December 26th of 2006. Voting for n00b 2006 had already begun, several long time posters accused me of being a mult, Endelt mostly, I then went on to post 10,000 times in 2007. It has to be one of the most lopsided voting wins in the history of voting, not as lopsided as the Gore/Bush presidential voting mind you, but a good solid second most lopsided. Maybe it's just time to get over it.....

[Buck]

k

[Buck]

I joined December 26th of 2006. Voting for n00b 2006 had already begun, several long time posters accused me of being a mult, Endelt mostly, I then went on to post 10,000 times in 2007. It has to be one of the most lopsided voting wins in the history of voting, not as lopsided as the Gore/Bush presidential voting mind you, but a good solid second most lopsided. Maybe it's just time to get over it.....

Right, because I wasn't in the running for n00b of the year for 2007. Not sure if I was even nominated for 2006.

[crazycoffey]

I wrote fucking poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503


I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170

[crazycoffey]

I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170



And nobody, not even Bob Dole, would dare to burn any hat I wear!

Ah - ha! I'm better than you!


ROFL

[Buck]

I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170

Checkmate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218246

[Fritz88]

Lewdog, Caseyguy and bonekrusher are not bad
Posted via Mobile Device

[crazycoffey]

Checkmate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218246

your 168 post thread checkmated my 246 post thread on poems and short stories? What am I doing wrong? Where's skip, now that I really need his Micky to my Rocky?

[Lumpy]

Secure your sperm container, you pathetic, piteous, pole-puffing, pigeon piddler.

FAX

Fax turns to Danesque belligerent rambling? Has there been an influx of locusts lately?

[crazycoffey]

Buck, I feel like we just hijacked this thread. :toast: If only there was an anti-hijacking thread to go to and continue our dick measuring where we would not be distracting or bothersome to other well meaning posters......

If only.....


:hmmm:

[Buck]

Buck, I feel like we just hijacked this thread. :toast: If only there was an anti-hijacking thread to go to and continue our dick measuring where we would not be distracting or bothersome to other well meaning posters......

If only.....


:hmmm:

Anti-hijack thread you say?

Doubt it.

[Kyle DeLexus]

To the Cloud!

[crazycoffey]

Anti-hijack thread you say?

Doubt it.

yeah, it wasn't very successful. Everyone still loves a good thread-jacking

[Buck]

To the Cloud!

I still don't know what the fuck this means.

Is the cloud basically some super hard drive that you can connect to through the internet? That's what it sounds like to me when people explain it.

[BossChief]

To the Cloud!

fuck that, use dropbox.

A billionaire CP member developed it!

USE IT.

I would, but I dont really have any practical uses for it.

[crazycoffey]

I still don't know what the fuck this means.

Is the cloud basically some super hard drive that you can connect to through the internet? That's what it sounds like to me when people explain it.


Mike Cloud? :shrug:

[SuperChief]

If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

[crazycoffey]

If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

clearly

[Shogun]

fuck that, use dropbox.

A billionaire CP member developed it!

USE IT.

I would, but I dont really have any practical uses for it.

Porn on the Go

[Buck]

If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

you are clearly a mult

[crazycoffey]

you are clearly a mult

Clearly...


Wait, what?

Why?

Is it the N00b spelling? I don't get it...
Are you a mult?

[Buck]

Clearly...


Wait, what?

Why?

Is it the N00b spelling? I don't get it...
Are you a mult?

It's a n00b who thinks nobody deserves it.

My money is on Kotter.

[SuperChief]

you are clearly a mult

Definitely not. I'm so n00btastic, I don't know what a mult even is.

...scratch that. I do know. And I most certainly am not one.

[Buck]

Definitely not. I'm so n00btastic, I don't know what a mult even is.

...scratch that. I do know. And I most certainly am not one.

That's exactly what a mult would say.

[SuperChief]

That's exactly what a mult would say.

Hmmm . . . how I exprain this so as to avoid the cyclical argument?

[Buck]

Can't do it. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Welcome back to CP.

[SuperChief]

Can't do it. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Welcome back to CP.

Damned indeed. Honestly and truthfully though, I am not a mult. Nixon style.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Hmmm . . . how I exprain this so as to avoid the cyclical argument?

Well played Mr. Kotter.....very well played.

[Buck]

Damned indeed. Honestly and truthfully though, I am not a mult. Nixon style.

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[SuperChief]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QVS3WNt7yRU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lol I was just about to say, these are either Welcome Back, Kotter references, or I don't have a fucking clue what's going on.

[Buck]

Don't fucking deny it, Kotter.

[SuperChief]

I'm sure a mod can attest to my n00bnes. I've spoken with DaFace briefly about some personal things, and it should be pretty clear I'm a newcomer here.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Kotter is being one cheeky bastard.

[SuperChief]

That rhymed. Alrighty.

[Buck]

DaFace is fucking in on it.

I won't believe one god damned word that fucking Anal Leaking mother fucker ever has to say again after the mult incident of 2007.

[SuperChief]

DaFace is ****ing in on it.

I won't believe one god damned word that ****ing Anal Leaking mother ****er ever has to say again after the mult incident of 2007.

...of which I have no knowledge, as I joined CP earlier this year. Sure, I trolled a bit before joining, reading posts and laughing at people behind the comfort of my computer screen, but that's as far back as it goes, guy.

[Kyle DeLexus]

It's clear that you have paid DaFace for his silence. I think we should ask SimplyRed since he knows Kotter mults better than anyone.

[SuperChief]

Ask away, Brosef Stalin.

[Buck]

...of which I have no knowledge, as I joined CP earlier this year. Sure, I trolled a bit before joining, reading posts and laughing at people behind the comfort of my computer screen, but that's as far back as it goes, guy.

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm laughing at you not with you.

[Buck]

It's clear that you have paid DaFace for his silence. I think we should ask SimplyRed since he knows Kotter mults better than anyone.

I'll call SR tomorrow to ask.

[Buck]

Hey Kotter,

Why did you choose the name SuperChief?

[SPchief]

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm laughing at you not with you.

Thief

[Buck]

Thief

What?

[SPchief]

Hey Kotter,

Why did you choose the name SuperChief?

Because he's suupper awsthomeTinkyWinky

[KurtCobain]

Super is no mult. and i'll dick down whoever fucks with him.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Buck]

Super is no mult. and i'll dick down whoever fucks with him.
Posted via Mobile Device

Come the fuck at me.

[lcarus]

I'm still too much of a noob to vote for other noobs

[FAX]

Fax turns to Danesque belligerent rambling? Has there been an influx of locusts lately?

I went evil there for a minute, Ms. Lumpy.

Sorry.

FAX

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