Jon Bon Jovi is (NOT) Dead

[QuikSsurfer]

Reports are that his body was found in Finland. He was 49.

Will update with link when I have it.

[SuperChief]

Finally.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jovi-dead-died-december-2011-rip-death-rumor-hoax/


Jon Bon Jovi

5:34 pm, December 19th, 2011







(GettyImages.com)

Jon Bon Jovi is the victim of a death hoax.

According to a fake story being spread on Twitter, the rock star was found “in a coma” at a hotel in New Jersey and taken to a hospital, where he supposedly “suffered cardiac arrest.”

It is 100% fake.

Bon Jovi is NOT dead.

He’s alive and well.

[SPchief]

Living on a prayer

[kstater]

http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jov...th-rumor-hoax/ (http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jovi-dead-died-december-2011-rip-death-rumor-hoax/)

Living on a Prayer

[Bane]

Just in case


Well....Bye....

[SuperChief]

Fuck beans.

[eazyb81]

Am I evil because I was a little disappointed this was only a hoax?

[QuikSsurfer]

SHIT!!!

[Iowanian]

Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

[SLAG]

You give death a bad name

[Saul Good]

Wasn't there a fake rumor that he died about 20 years ago, too?

[Blindside58]

So which is it "Dead or Alive?"...

[SuperChief]

Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

LMAOLMAO Best one yet.

[MTG#10]

So is John Goodman

[SPchief]

Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

Lock it down.

[Johnny Vegas]

slippery when dead

[eazyb81]

One hoax down for good.

But one thing that we all still know is true is CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS.

It cannot be argued that one time CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS.

[Iowanian]

So which is it "Dead or Alive?"...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTED!!![/Iowanian Sambora]

[SuperChief]

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lolz

[Iowanian]

These 5 words I swear to you, no part of this hoax is true

[Ceej]

Blasphemy! Ban!

[QuikSsurfer]

ROFL ROFL

[QuikSsurfer]

Blasphemy! Ban!

It's my liiiiiiife!!!!!

[QuikSsurfer]

Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

LMAO

[Iowanian]

Tomorrow on Twitter!


"Def Leopard drummer loses arm, will drum for next concert using his wedding tackle only!"

[Bane]

Guess he will be there for you.

[SuperChief]

Tomorrow on Twitter!


"Def Leopard drummer loses arm, will drum for next concert using his wedding tackle only!"

Now they have to change the joke to, "What has 6 arms and sucks?"

Def Lep.

[vailpass]

Shit. Did he die in the same car wreck that killed Nicky Minaj?

[Bwana]

Fixed (At least until he really is taking a dirt nap.)

Oh and John Goodman sends his best!

http://www.nndb.com/people/602/000023533/John_Goodman.jpg

[whoman69]

If it was Axel Rose then it would be totally believable.

[scho63]

The only thing that won't die is this stupid rumor......

[htismaqe]

These 5 words I swear to you, no part of this hoax is true

When you're dead, Twitter will be there for you...

[Munson]

He probably took some Bad Medicine and went out in a Blaze of Glory.

[Phobia]

Just before he died, he tweeted to Tebow, "Lay your hands on me". He was discovered lying on a bed of roses.

[RJ]

If he's dead then how did he get from New Jersey all the way to Finland?

[Phobia]

He was beaten to death by a gang of Chiefs fan thugs after the Jets game last week.

[mesmith31]

Until he's six feet under, Jon don't need a bed. He will live while he's alive and sleep when he's dead.

[LiveSteam]

Jon Bon Jovi is (NOT) Dead




Thanks for wrecking my day

[LiveSteam]

He probably took some Bad Medicine and went out in a Blaze of Glory.

Nice LMAO

[SAUTO]

At least we have some good material for when he does die.
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[Deberg_1990]

Its his life.....its now or never...he didnt want to live forever.....

[Okie_Apparition]

I just saw him in a vampire hunter flick
he should be dead

[Shogun]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20111119//reg_425.jonbon.cm.121911.jpg

Now Ive never been to New Jersey, but im sure it looks more like Hell.

[Bwana]

Now Ive never been to New Jersey, but im sure it looks more like Hell.

I have and you're right.

[kstater]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20111119//reg_425.jonbon.cm.121911.jpg

Now Ive never been to New Jersey, but im sure it looks more like Hell.

Photoshopped. Notice the white paper against the black background. Makes it easy to put whatever date needed.

[Bwana]

Photoshopped. Notice the white paper against the black background. Makes it easy to put whatever date needed.

Oh shit! Oh Nooooooooooooos! You mean he really is dead? :eek:

[QuikSsurfer]

Oh shit! Oh Nooooooooooooos! You mean he really is dead? :eek:
Confirmed photoshop.
Please update my thread title.

[Bwana]

Confirmed photoshop.
Please update my thread title.

LMAO

Show me a body, or IT LIVES!