Conjoined twins are getting married! [one of them anyway]

[ReynardMuldrake]

So is this considered polygamy? If the other half gets married, do husbands have to share? When they get divorced, which half does he get?

It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. The connected twins were born in Minnesota and sky-rocketed to fame the moment they were born. To heighten peoples’ curiosity, Brittany and Abby filmed a popular documentary for the TLC channel and have been seen in various esteemed magazines.

Though Brittany is engaged, Abby (her other half) is not engaged. They also have separate driver’s licenses, favorite foods, distinct personalities and so forth. So why is it so shocking to know one is engaged? What about sex? Let’s face it. Sex is the question on everyone’s mind. It’s not like one can leave while the other is having sex. Will both enjoy the sex together? If they have children whose child will it be? I suppose what is awkward to us is normal to them. Best of luck Brittany, and congratulations on your engagement.

The Anatomy of the twins from Wikipedia:

Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel and their merging coccyx.

•2 heads
•2 completely separate spinal cords
•2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns
•2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
•1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
•2 breasts
•2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
•4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
•1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
•2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
•2 stomachs
•2 gallbladders
•1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
•Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
•1 large intestine with one colon
•2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
•1 bladder
•1 set of reproductive organs
•2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
•1 slightly broad pelvis
•2 legs

http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/

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[FAX]

This is almost as bad as a midget circus.

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[FAX]

Uhhhh ... how many tittahs?

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[Rain Man]

It's like having a threesome while remaining faithful. This fellow has found a loophole!

[Smed1065]

Uhhhh ... how many tittahs?

FAX

•2 breasts

[Ugly Duck]

I heard that one of the twins is having an affair with the other one's fiance... if her sister ever catches her = big trouble...

[Pablo]

That dude is gonna blast both of those bitches faces with one pop.

Spraying power.

[carlos3652]

so when the other marries will they have foursomes? - How does that work.. one in the pink one in the stink?

[Phobia]

This is definitely on my bucket list.

[BoneKrusher]

Privacy goes out the window on this deal.

[BigMeatballDave]

2 mouths = Win

[Sofa King]

Which one if getting married? The hot one or the ugly one?

[RJ]

So I'm thinking back to when I was single and I'd be trying to hit on some girl at a bar but that girl would always seem to have the pain in the ass cock blocking friend with her.....This is a whole other level.

[stonedstooge]

Marry one, but two to bitch? Don't think so

[demonhero]

2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed



That 3rd arm would have been awesome.

[darkchief]

I'd do the tall one. ;)

[demonhero]

Is there a sale for lawn trashbags at Lowes?

[JD10367]

You can get head AND teabag at the same time. Cool.

[AustinChief]

Ok, this has some serious legal repercussions... what if one wants to have sex but the other doesn't... is the man guilty of rape if he proceeds to have sex with his wife when her sister refuses?

If she has a baby, who is the legal mother????

[jd1020]

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[crazycoffey]

Ok, this has some serious legal repercussions... what if one wants to have sex but the other doesn't... is the man guilty of rape if he proceeds to have sex with his wife when her sister refuses?

If she has a baby, who is the legal mother????

one set of reproduction organs, so trick question - they both are.
So that means they both feel the pleasure of vaginal sex at the same time.... Hmmmm. Man's best chance to please two girls at the same time

[WV]

one set of reproduction organs, so trick question - they both are.
So that means they both feel the pleasure of vaginal sex at the same time.... Hmmmm. Man's best chance to please two girls at the same time

That was going to be my question....which one feels the orgasm, or is it both? Having two chicks screaming out in pleasure would be kind of cool...well except for the uncool part.

[Brock]

Can the other one marry a different guy? Can they both marry the same guy? Will the husband be able to claim them both on his income tax return?

So many questions.

[BigMeatballDave]

What if one likes anal but the other doesn't?

[teedubya]

It's like having a threesome while remaining faithful. This fellow has found a loophole!

Yes. This is the best case scenario. LOL.

[threebag]

Nothing like tossed salad and a blow job--at the same time

[teedubya]

It would be cooler if they had 4 boobs.

[The Iron Chief]

That was going to be my question....which one feels the orgasm, or is it both? Having two chicks screaming out in pleasure would be kind of cool...well except for the uncool part.

I ask myself how buzzed I've got to be to get past the uncool part and be like F@#K it lets do this!

[ReynardMuldrake]

Imagine how weird it would be for the kid growing up:

"I have two mommies."
"Oh, so your parents are lesbians? Is one of them your biological mom?"
"They both are. I have a daddy too."
"????"

[RockChalk]

"One set of reproductive organs".

They couldn't just say one vagina or something like that? Would've been all win for the guy if they somehow each had their own vagina. Since they share one, I don't think you could rule any sexual encounters as a true threesome

[Sofa King]

Imagine how weird it would be for the kid growing up:

"I have two mommies."
"Oh, so your parents are lesbians? Is one of them your biological mom?"
"They both are. I have a daddy too."
"????"

"My Aunt gave birth to me"

[Red Beans]

So if the other girl wants to get married, what happens then? Who's getting sloppy seconds? Those two dudes better get real friendly...

In all honesty, I think that the dude has probably courted both of them and since polygamy is illegal they have collectively elected to create a union. I don't think there's any way he's simply marrying one of them.

[seclark]

hey mister, how's her sister?
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[bevischief]

Paper bag for the ugly one.

[RockChalk]

Paper bag for the ugly one.

"Uh, yeah babe. I can't really keep it up with that creature on the other side of your head staring at me and licking her lips like that."

[RJ]

Meh, they're ok. I've had hotter cojoined twins.

[RockChalk]

Meh, they're ok. I've had hotter cojoined twins.

/ChiefsPlanet

[bevischief]

"Uh, yeah babe. I can't really keep it up with that creature on the other side of your head staring at me and licking her lips like that."

That was the thought in my head as well...

[RockChalk]

That was the thought in my head as well...

I can't take credit for it. My conjoined twin came up with it, but since I control our hands, I had to type it.

[LiveSteam]

2 heads 1 pussy. Thats just to freaky. So do both heads get off? Stop bitch its my turn to have an orgasm

[bevischief]

2 heads 1 pussy. Thats just to freaky. So do both heads get off? Stop bitch its my turn to have an orgasm

One says I have a headache as the other one moans...

[MOhillbilly]

Freak show.

[carlos3652]

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In all honesty, I think that the dude has probably courted both of them and since polygamy is illegal they have collectively elected to create a union. I don't think there's any way he's simply marrying one of them.

So - I dont think its polygamy, because only one is getting married. And I think the only state this would be illegal in is Utah. Considering having sex outside of marriage is illegal there.

This would basically come down to not being illegal at first at least. Maybe with time and the common law marriage rule, it would become illegal, but im no lawyer.

[The Iron Chief]

What a shock porno clip this could be.
Cameras up close it appears a guys getting head from two blondes as he starts to blow the camera pulls back and you see the true story.
Instant loss of erection.

I'm not sure any masturbater would get that far with Gramma head there but it would be funny.

Maybe the sunglasses down helps her in those moments

[TimeForWasp]

http://www.phreeque.com/hilton_sisters.html

[TimeForWasp]

If you do a search now, this thread comes up first and it says

"Poop conjoined twins getting married"

[boogblaster]

guess pork one get a reach around from da other .. all at the same time ......

[Fish]

How do they decide who wipes?

[seclark]

How do they decide who wipes?

bidet
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[RockChalk]

bidet
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[ReynardMuldrake]

Extra points for referring to her as his 'better half.'

[The Franchise]

2 stomachs but only one asshole?

Haha bitch! I'm eating Taco Bell tonight!

[Dayze]

I think I saw these chicks back in the 80's on a Double Mint gum commercial.

[BoneKrusher]

the Odds of this guy have oral sex is twice as good now.

[The Franchise]

the Odds of this guy have oral sex is twice as good now.

He's getting married......no it's not.

[BoneKrusher]

He's getting married......no it's not.

damn.

[Okie_Apparition]

So they're married & can legally cheat
That dude is so fucked

[Chiefnj2]

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[Gonzo]

http://joecohen1000.wordpress.com/2009/06/21/the-hensel-twins/

I just don't think I could do it...

I mean, if you're going to bang conjoined twins, they need to be joined at like the lower back or shoulder or something. Make it worth your while, you know?
2 beavers, 4 knockers etc.

Not to mention, these chicks aren't exactly smoking, here. Twice the ugly for one low price.

[The Iron Chief]

Would they both bitch at you because the wet spots on her side or what?
I couldnt handle that ones enough.

[KC-TBB]

this is like a 'two fer one' offer at payless...you don't know what your getting tell you spend some time in dem shoes...

[seclark]

it'd be kinda funny to watch them fight over who farted.
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[Iowanian]

Twice the chances of a headache shutting down the playground?
Twice the bitching
Twice the moaning
Twice of the "you don't appreciate me"


"I'm coming!"
"no she's not, she's faking, I know because you're rubbing MAH LABIA!"

The single cooter ruins this potential but let me know when the sex tape hits the internet.

[threebag]

What if one dies of heart attack or something with "her" organs? The other one keeps living. Would you be a nechrophiliac? What would they do remove bady parts of the deceased one? Would she be a dead fuck? Why oh why

[threebag]

Could one survive without the other?

[munkey]

Could one survive without the other?

I doubt it..

[Sofa King]

Could one survive without the other?

No. 1 heart stops and it's all over.



But it does remind me of something funny.

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