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Hammock Parties
12-31-2011, 08:09 PM
LMAO

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=102502

Before I head out to do some New Year’s rocking, I thought I would drop a little nugget that my insider sources have divulged to me. As it can't wait...

Inside Dove Valley, the management of the Denver Broncos are doing what all successful businesses do, assessing the value of its assets particularity pegging the future values or intrinsic value of current assets and conducting a buy, sell, hold analysis for the next quarter.

It is widely accepted within the building that Tebow has been extremely valuable to the franchise this year. He was by far the biggest, and most talked about story in the pro sports during the season, which has been highly profitable to the business of the Broncos. It is also, however, widely accepted that 10 games in, Tebow’s value to the franchise has exceeded his intrinsic value by almost 1000%.

As we all know from the 2008 financial crisis, any company that allows the prevailing market price (present value) of their assets cloud their future value focus ultimately will be stuck holding the bag and eventually will collapse. The 7-2 record posted by the Broncos with Tim Tebow at QB has been a god send to the franchise. Tebow, who held virtually zero value at the end of training camp; now has temporary blotted value that the Broncos can realize by unloading Tebow this offseason before his intrinsic value eventually become priced in by the rest of the NFL – which is he can’t play QB in the league.

Insiders have told me that a buy, sell, hold analysis presented to Mr. Elway and Pat Bowlen over 2 months ago assessed Tebow as a sell (trade now) as the window for receiving any value for him will quickly close. Elway is not on the Tebow train, he has simple been stoking the auction to trade him in the offseason. Right now, the organization has secretly devised a plan to trade Tebow in the offseason. A plan involving three teams. And if all goes well, Denver will get great value for Tebow and Tebow will end up with the Cleveland Browns.

Analysis:

Think about it, all season people have showing Elway through the games and commenting on how he isn’t sold on Tebow as a QB. Few weeks ago, Elway comes out and “embraces” Tebow and it hits the wires like wild fire. Do you really think that Denver would get any value out of Tebow if the league knew that Elway wasn’t a Tebow fan?

Mr. Elway was a great football player, but he is also a business man. He has a degree in Economics from one of the premiere institutions in the world. He knows when sell and when to buy. And right Tebow will have no greater trade value to the franchise than he has right now. Win, lose, or draw tomorrow, the 7-2 record has inflated Tebow’s value and the Broncos are going to realize it by unloading him to a bagholder before all the questions about Tebow’s abilities have been answered and his stock falls to its true value, zero.

Tebow is going to be traded in the offseason fellas. The Broncos are going to knowingly sell a worthless asset to another team at an inflated price. The media, the 7-2 record, and playoff contention has two or three teams out there in love with Tebow’s present value, which is right now at 1000% mark up of his future value. And that is how its done, sell high to the biggest dummy in the room, and survive.

Stay tuned for more insider information - And drink up, it’s a new year and the Broncos are on the rise!

God Bless John Elway!

Ebolapox
12-31-2011, 08:10 PM
ROFL

DaFace
12-31-2011, 08:13 PM
Sadly, this would be an indicator that Elway might have a clue what he's doing.

JoeyChuckles
12-31-2011, 08:13 PM
That is, at times, the smartest and dumbest article I have ever read.

dirk digler
12-31-2011, 08:17 PM
I don't buy it. Who are they going to replace him with that would be that much better?

Hammock Parties
12-31-2011, 08:17 PM
I don't buy it. Who are they going to replace him with that would be that much better?

They'll draft a QB.

tk13
12-31-2011, 08:18 PM
I don't know if this is what will happen... but I wouldn't be surprised if they did something dramatic. John Fox did an interview for the CBS pregame show a few weeks ago... Nantz kept trying to press him on the future, and Fox just kept waffling around the questions about whether Tebow was the QBOTF.

Bane
12-31-2011, 08:22 PM
BULL SHIT.

Bugeater
12-31-2011, 08:27 PM
Cool, God will hate the Broncos if they do this.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-31-2011, 08:56 PM
Is there a football fate worse than playing for the Cleveland Browns? Maybe God wants to test Tebows faith.

Titty Meat
12-31-2011, 08:56 PM
Sell high. Wonder what the market would have been for Cassel had Pioli done this after last year?

cdcox
12-31-2011, 09:00 PM
Cool secret info, brah. LET'S POST IT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THE BROWNS WILL NEVER FINED IT HERE!!!!

BigMeatballDave
12-31-2011, 09:28 PM
Pioli will trade for him.

Makes sense with McDumbass being our next OC...

Mr. Flopnuts
12-31-2011, 09:29 PM
Is there a football fate worse than playing for the Cleveland Browns? Maybe God wants to test Tebows faith.

he'll be their next LaBron James. And he won't leave them either. WWTD?

stonedstooge
12-31-2011, 09:38 PM
Pioli gives Denver this years and next years 1sts for him

beach tribe
12-31-2011, 09:39 PM
Sadly this is what the Pats did with Cassel.

milkman
12-31-2011, 09:44 PM
Sadly, this would be an indicator that Elway might have a clue what he's doing.

This would also imply that Mike Holmgren is a dumbass.

I'm not buying it.

crispystl
12-31-2011, 09:52 PM
BS

crazycoffey
12-31-2011, 09:52 PM
Sadly, this would be an indicator that Elway might have a clue what he's doing.

this, where's the like button?
oh, wrong site....

beach tribe
12-31-2011, 09:54 PM
This would also imply that Mike Holmgren is a dumbass.

I'm not buying it.

There are so many BS articles out there these days, you probably could find one with "inside" info on just about any hypothetical trade of a player as rumored as TT.

ClevelandBronco
12-31-2011, 09:56 PM
Is there a football fate worse than playing for the Cleveland Browns?

Yes. Being a fan of the Cleveland Browns. At least the players get paid.

kstater
12-31-2011, 10:07 PM
I don't buy it. Who are they going to replace him with that would be that much better?

A hobo off the street? Can only go 2-20 through 3 quarters and then have the opponent step on their dicks so many times.

HemiEd
12-31-2011, 10:16 PM
I don't buy it. Who are they going to replace him with that would be that much better?

Orton

listopencil
12-31-2011, 10:28 PM
I'm not sure if I should post this or not, but I have some insider info that Dan Reeves is putting together a blockbuster trade involving John Elway. My sources say that the Washnigton Redskins are involved. Stay tuned.

CoMoChief
12-31-2011, 10:34 PM
sad if true......i was really hoping DEN was really thinking that Tebow could be a legit NFL QB and would want to commit to him longterm.

ClevelandBronco
12-31-2011, 10:45 PM
sad if true......i was really hoping DEN was really thinking that Tebow could be a legit NFL QB and would want to commit to him longterm.

This head coach/president of football operations combination gave Orton about half a season. What led you to think that they're especially patient men?

CoMoChief
12-31-2011, 10:49 PM
This head coach/president of football operations combination gave Orton about half a season. What led you to think that they're especially patient men?

maybe i was sucked into tebow mania....LMAO

MoreLemonPledge
12-31-2011, 10:50 PM
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ClevelandBronco
12-31-2011, 10:50 PM
maybe i was sucked into tebow mania....LMAO

God love him, he has that effect.

Gonzo
12-31-2011, 10:51 PM
I figured either Jacksonville or Miami, (more j-ville) would be the logical place for him.
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MoreLemonPledge
12-31-2011, 10:53 PM
MAYBE WHEN WE GET MCDANIELS AS OUR LORD AND SUPREME COMMANDER WE CAN GET TEBOW TO BACK UP CASSEL FOR 5 FIRST ROUND PICKS

Fritz88
12-31-2011, 10:54 PM
Pioli will trade for him.

Makes sense with McDumbass being our next OC...

It would be epic. I would really fear for Pioli's life if he did that.
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MoreLemonPledge
12-31-2011, 11:03 PM
99643

Caseyguyrr
12-31-2011, 11:34 PM
no one will take him

MoreLemonPledge
12-31-2011, 11:35 PM
I'm sure that if Elway knows economics, any other GM does, too.

okcchief
12-31-2011, 11:37 PM
This would also imply that Mike Holmgren is a dumbass.

I'm not buying it.

This.

No way Holgren wants Tebow.

Bwana
12-31-2011, 11:42 PM
For what, a 6 pack of Bud light?

okcchief
01-01-2012, 12:30 AM
Tebow can't have much trade value either. It's been a nice story but there isn't a GM in the league that thinks he can have sustained success at the position. I guess he would sell tickets for a franchise if that's what they are looking for.

ClevelandBronco
01-01-2012, 12:33 AM
Tebow can't have much trade value either. It's been a nice story but there isn't a GM in the league that thinks he can have sustained success at the position. I guess he would sell tickets for a franchise if that's what they are looking for.

It's a pretty small list of teams that don't sell out, yes? Are the Chiefs still having trouble with that, or did they fix the problem?

ClevelandBronco
01-01-2012, 12:35 AM
I can see it now. "Kyle, I'd like to introduce you to..."

"Fuck you. We've met."

Chiefaholic
01-01-2012, 12:39 AM
I don't buy it. Who are they going to replace him with that would be that much better?

The punter?

L.A. Chieffan
01-01-2012, 12:42 AM
Sure if somebody wants to give up like four first rounders

Ugly Duck
01-01-2012, 12:48 AM
I don't buy it. Who are they going to replace him with that would be that much better?

Orton

ROFL:LOL:LMAOLMAO:LOL:ROFL

DaFace
01-01-2012, 12:50 AM
ROFL:LOL:LMAOLMAO:LOL:ROFL

It'll never happen, but the thought of it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Can you imagine the reactions of the Denver fanbase? It would be a meltdown of epic proportions.

(Kind of like if the Chiefs signed Cassel to a new deal in the offseason.)

philfree
01-01-2012, 01:03 AM
Cassel for Tebow straight up!

Rasputin
01-01-2012, 01:48 AM
I've said this before, wouldn't surprise me Horseface leaps over us to snag there next QBotf from the draft. Why did he dump Orton the same flipping week Cassel put on IR? Coincidence?

I
think
not.


**** you Horseface **** you.

DaFace
01-01-2012, 01:55 AM
Cassel for Tebow straight up!

http://www.gifflix.com/files/2e668a0d9406.gif

Pasta Little Brioni
01-01-2012, 01:59 AM
Skip Bayless called this clown an accurate passer and that Denver should unleash him throwing the ball ROFL

salame
01-01-2012, 02:17 AM
tebow might not be bad in a west coast.............................................HAHAHAHAHAH

bevischief
01-01-2012, 05:12 AM
Well there goes Luck...

Caseyguyrr
01-01-2012, 05:36 AM
Skip Bayless called this clown an accurate passer and that Denver should unleash him throwing the ball ROFL

you actually listen to Skip Bayless?

ChiefGator
01-01-2012, 07:29 AM
I figured either Jacksonville or Miami, (more j-ville) would be the logical place for him.
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This. J-ville really should have made a good business decision and drafted Tebow. Wouldn't be surprised if they traded for him. But I can't imagine any other team doing that.

Caseyguyrr
01-01-2012, 08:33 AM
will this tebow shit ever end....

Ugly Duck
01-01-2012, 08:35 AM
will this tebow shit ever end....

No.

notorious
01-01-2012, 08:43 AM
Skip Bayless has always been a fucking moron.

notorious
01-01-2012, 08:45 AM
I'm sure that if Elway knows economics, any other GM does, too.

This.


The stock has maxed. When Tebow falls flat on his face, you will see his bandwagon broken down on the side of the road there won't be any money to be made.


I like Tebow, but I can easily see this happening. If Elway doesn't believe Tebow is the guy to win a SB, he should trade him while the value is maxed.


If only Pioli was that smart.

Ugly Duck
01-01-2012, 08:50 AM
http://doninmass.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/103759_600.jpg

Garcia Bronco
01-01-2012, 09:26 AM
Lol

GB2

boogblaster
01-01-2012, 09:53 AM
kool ...........

007
01-01-2012, 10:22 AM
This could be the Blackledge that ruins their franchise for years to come. God will smite them.

whoman69
01-01-2012, 10:25 AM
I say we beat them to the punch and trade Cassel to Jax before this.

Pasta Little Brioni
01-01-2012, 10:27 AM
you actually listen to Skip Bayless?

Of course. He's an unintentional comedian.

Mr. Laz
01-01-2012, 10:32 AM
Hopefully we can destroy Tebow today so completely that nobody else wants him.

Okie_Apparition
01-01-2012, 10:36 AM
I thought they'd bring in Thigpen as his back up

chiefzilla1501
01-01-2012, 10:51 AM
I've said this before, wouldn't surprise me Horseface leaps over us to snag there next QBotf from the draft. Why did he dump Orton the same flipping week Cassel put on IR? Coincidence?

I
think
not.


**** you Horseface **** you.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't think anyone thought kc would jump in the mix. Elway knew getting rid of Norton eliminated an controversy, freed up 2.5 mil, and was likely a courtesy to orton to let him go to Chicago.

Elway knew tebow and Norton can't coexist. Hopefully pioli takes a hint.

milkman
01-01-2012, 10:54 AM
Don't be ridiculous.

Don't think anyone thought kc would jump in the mix. Elway knew getting rid of Norton eliminated an controversy, freed up 2.5 mil, and was likely a courtesy to orton to let him go to Chicago.

Elway knew tebow and Norton can't coexist. Hopefully pioli takes a hint.

I'm pretty sure it was Ralph Kramden that Norton struggled to coexist with.

Pasta Little Brioni
01-01-2012, 10:55 AM
I'm pretty sure it was Ralph Kramden that Norton struggled to coexist with.

:LOL:

RNR
01-01-2012, 11:49 AM
Hopefully we can destroy Tebow today so completely that nobody else wants him.

He has already been exposed. Less the Jags or Fins he has no trade value. Those two teams could cash in on his college glory days. I would bet large they would not give the 1st rounder the Broncos spent on him~

StcChief
01-01-2012, 01:21 PM
HorseFace needs to keep him, attempt to make him into a mold of himself....