No Fap 2012

[Buck]

Hey.

This is a contest to see who can go the longest without fapping in 2012.

Rules:
1. You must be single or if you're married, you need to be in a relationship where you don't have sex anymore.
2. You have until Jan 2 to sign up, but you're not allowed to sign up if you've already fapped.
3. You must report in if you've fapped.
4. The winner will get a nice photoshopped sig showing themselves as the winner of No Fap 2012.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

In but as a single guy who's cute ex gf has been making moves again lately I don't know how long I can last if she doesn't come over again soon.

[Buck]

In but as a single guy who's cute ex gf has been making moves again lately I don't know how long I can last if she doesn't come over again soon.

I don't expect to last the week.

[Jenson71]

I'm in.

[Jenson71]

Damn, I'm out.

[Buck]

lol

[Hammock Parties]

I'm in.

And I got this.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't expect to last the week.

She's a redhead with the sexy kind of freckles and little body... I know you understand the weakness I have.

[Buck]

She's a redhead with the sexy kind of freckles and little body... I know you understand the weakness I have.

Hnnnngggg.

Well I JO'd twice yesterday, so I'm at least good for tonight.

[Caseyguyrr]

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[Hammock Parties]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2mrb8ns.jpg

[Caseyguyrr]

btw im totally in, that sig is as good as mine

[Kyle DeLexus]

In. Don't expect to last long.

[JOhn]

Well shit I'm in.....as long as he quits talking about his hot little redheaded ex :drool:

[Kyle DeLexus]

if this keeps up there will be beard growing contest 2012, manscaping contest 2012, and penis enlargement contest 2012 threads

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

if this keeps up there will be beard growing contest 2012, manscaping contest 2012, and penis enlargement contest 2012 threads

I've had a full beard for years and had a 5" goatee with it last year so you're behind on that one....


:thumb:

[Buck]

I've had a full beard for years and had a 5" goatee with it last year so you're behind on that one....


:thumb:

And I had a 5" penis last year. What a coincidence.

[Caseyguyrr]

And I had a 5" penis last year. What a coincidence.

so it got smaller?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

And I had a 5" penis last year. What a coincidence.

So my goat is longer than your dick. That's gotta suck for you.

I trimmed it off tho... it's all the same length now. So your wiener is probably longer than my beard.

[Buck]

So my goat is longer than your dick. That's gotta suck for you.

I trimmed it off tho... it's all the same length now. So your wiener is probably longer than my beard.

Well I can put it on your chin if you want to find out.

[Caseyguyrr]

Well I can put it on your chin if you want to find out.

whoa what did i walk in on

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Well I can put it on your chin if you want to find out.

Ya know what I'm good, thanks.

[CoMoChief]

count me in.






Darn...I just lost and thanked myself for playing.

[bevischief]

Were you high when you made this?

[Fritz88]

In.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Fritz88]

In.
Posted via Mobile Device

Nevermind, just lost.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Slainte]

OUT

[Caseyguyrr]

still in

[Crush]

I'm in.

[kstater]

Sure why not. I bet I can go 3 days. Should be enough to win.

[Crush]

Mods, can we get a sticky?

[Caseyguyrr]

Sure why not. I bet I can go 3 days. Should be enough to win.

i've made it up to 5 days before, you've got serious competition

[cookster50]

Mods, can we get a sticky?

The point is to not make a sticky.

[Hammock Parties]

Sure why not. I bet I can go 3 days. Should be enough to win.

I can go weeks, bitch.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm losing right now !

[DaFace]

What a pointless endeavor.

[Mojo Jojo]

I'm in...

[GloryDayz]

LOL, you start this thread three hours thirty-four minutes into the game! Really? That's like making the rules half way through the second quarter! Oh man, you're SOOOO ready to be an NFL official!

I'm going with the "I'm married" excuse and bow out...

[notorious]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Spandex-Volleyball-Bottoms-30.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/46bad0da353b326ab631fe501f858ac9.jpg

[notorious]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fyxmtia83V8/TWe6vw0rTAI/AAAAAAAAAd4/ZLZLdLjeNqs/s1600/volleyball3.jpg

[notorious]

Here you go Clay.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s96/Ballin5050/carrie-underwood-vanity-fair.jpg

[GloryDayz]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Spandex-Volleyball-Bottoms-30.jpg

She farting?

[Hammock Parties]

Please.

[notorious]

She farting?

Does it matter?

[GloryDayz]

http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/46bad0da353b326ab631fe501f858ac9.jpg

She has flippers for feet!!! Back in the drink fish!

[GloryDayz]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fyxmtia83V8/TWe6vw0rTAI/AAAAAAAAAd4/ZLZLdLjeNqs/s1600/volleyball3.jpg

She's tougher than most of our O-linemen...

[JD10367]

You seem like a nice enough guy, Buck, so this isn't personal. But my penis and I have a long and deep relationship. I've known you on line for a short time; I've known him intimately since I was around 9. We've had some good times. Rain or shine, heat or snow, inside and outside, at work or at play, with others and by ourselves. He's pretty used to getting slapped around at regular intervals. And I'm not about to stop, and damage our long and intricate relationship, just for a fucking online sig challenge. Now excuse me while I go beat off... er, while I go read the Indoor Volleyball thread...

[KcMizzou]

I fapped twice while reading the rules.

[GloryDayz]

You seem like a nice enough guy, Buck, so this isn't personal. But my penis and I have a long and deep relationship. I've known you on line for a short time; I've known him intimately since I was around 9. We've had some good times. Rain or shine, heat or snow, inside and outside, at work or at play, with others and by ourselves. He's pretty used to getting slapped around at regular intervals. And I'm not about to stop, and damage our long and intricate relationship, just for a ****ing online sig challenge. Now excuse me while I go beat off... er, while I go read the Indoor Volleyball thread...

Yours is like the Timex of penises...

[notorious]

http://www.totalprosports.com/resize/0x546/rc/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Spandex-Volleyball-Bottoms-28.jpg

[GloryDayz]

I fapped twice while reading the rules.

http://crossfit-pasadena.com/.a/6a0120a5cf77ad970b0134858dfa8e970c-800wi

[GloryDayz]

http://www.totalprosports.com/resize/0x546/rc/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Spandex-Volleyball-Bottoms-28.jpg

And this unit needs to bend her knees... She'll get NO push on the snap like THAT!! Form boys, it's all about form!!!!!

[JD10367]

Yours is like the Timex of penises...

Without the "takes a licking" part. (I'm married.) :(

[GloryDayz]

Without the "takes a licking" part. (I'm married.) :(

Oh, the "that only happens in movies by desperate crack-head girls who are desperate to make a buck" excuse huh??? Yeah...just yeah...

[Mr. Laz]

In

[GloryDayz]

In

She's from Canada doode....you're OUT!!!

[notorious]

In

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/817/262/volleyball-shorts_display_image.jpg?1301342745

[Mr. Laz]

http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/6999/alyssa137.jpg (http://img864.imageshack.us/i/alyssa137.jpg/)
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2295/98436hollywoodsbestnetc.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/i/98436hollywoodsbestnetc.jpg/)
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5610/80466kristenbell0005bv5.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/i/80466kristenbell0005bv5.jpg/)
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5633/21161christinasuperiorp.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/i/21161christinasuperiorp.jpg/)
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7601/9f95dcatherineb82.jpg (http://img850.imageshack.us/i/9f95dcatherineb82.jpg/)

[Hammock Parties]

Made it through the shower.

[GloryDayz]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/817/262/volleyball-shorts_display_image.jpg?1301342745

They're like two ballons.....

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/555820/555820,1274181416,13/stock-photo-two-balloons-tied-to-tree-green-wood-around-53342731.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

Damn .... out!!

[Mr. Laz]

http://imgon.net/di-AKZC.gif

[Reerun_KC]

I'm in.

And I got this.

GoChiefs gots this.. He will have another guy frap for him, there for it doesnt count...

[gblowfish]

You single guys should pick something easier to give up, like cigarettes or chocolate.

[Reerun_KC]

Well the wife said I will lose.. Been gone for 5 days... So I will be out by tomorrow night.


And Notorious, I like your style...

[007]

now why would any guy want to participate in this?

[Okie_Apparition]

It's like a contest to see who can go the longest without an oil change
clogged push rods & noisy rocker arms are no picnic

[HoneyBadger]

I'm in.

But just thinking about not doing it makes me want to do it!

[Crush]

I'm out.

[gblowfish]

OK guys. Line up for the test...

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[listopencil]

I just fapped to this thread.

[listopencil]

OK, I lied. I didn't really. I just woke up a little bit ago. I still have to take my shower though.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

OK guys. Line up for the test...

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ROFL He's dead!!!

[bevischief]

So who is not married is going to win this...

[Bugeater]

I assume everyone is out by now?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I assume everyone is out by now?

nope heh

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I fapped twice while reading the rules.

LMAO

[unothadeal]

If Jared Allen gets 2 more sacks I'm out

[Setsuna]

I can't sign up. Sorry. I failed miserably.

[Rain Man]

I'm out.

[Discuss Thrower]

I'm in, I've got you beat Charger fan.

[Buck]

I'm still alive boys!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm still alive boys!

You're a fucking liar. I was peeking through your window. :whackit:

[Hammock Parties]

Just dump dirty loads in club sluts. Problem solved.

[Simplicity]

I would say I'm in but I already broke one rule...
Any guess which rule???

[notorious]

Nobody is going to make it past the Tebow game.

[HoneyBadger]

I'm home alone, this game is boring, and my internet is going extra fast today........... I'm not sure I can hold off........

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Took a shower during halftime.

Out.

[HoneyBadger]

Took a shower during halftime.

Out.

Useless without, errr wait, nevermind.

[Thig Lyfe]

Everybody's gonna lose at the same time when we sign Matt Flynn!

[GloryDayz]

Took a shower during halftime.

Out.

This you might want this...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2011/04/6_shower_cleaner_01.jpg

[Simplicity]

[QUOTE=SportsRacer;8251796]Everybody's gonna lose at the same time when we cut Matt Cassel![QUOTE]
FYP

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This you might want this...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2011/04/6_shower_cleaner_01.jpg

yeah. Soap burns.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'm not playing this stupid game anymore

[Simplicity]

Everybody's gonna lose at the same time when we cut Matt Cassel!
FYP

[Buck]

I'm having a hard time not losing right now.

[Joe Seahawk]

I'm in..

[Joe Seahawk]

I'm out..

[Lumpy]

Using the honor system for a no fap contest? Really?

http://9.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/10-funniest-gif-trends-of-2011/zQLMZ.gif

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Using the honor system for a no fap contest? Really?



Yeah no shit... like Godumbass has any honor about anything and will ever tell the truth....

I was just checking in to say I'm still going strong though. Honorestly.

:thumb:

[kstater]

So this thing doesn't start until tomorrow right? If taking applications till then, it means it shouldn't start till then. Otherwise, I'm out. Actually I was out like an hour after posting in the thread.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So this thing doesn't start until tomorrow right? If taking applications till then, it means it shouldn't start till then.

This is a valid point. Everybodys back in!

(I better fap now in this case)

[Buck]

So this thing doesn't start until tomorrow right? If taking applications till then, it means it shouldn't start till then. Otherwise, I'm out. Actually I was out like an hour after posting in the thread.

No, it's No Fap 2012. You can't fap at all in 2012 to be eligible. You just have to sign up by the end of the day tomorrow.

This is a valid point. Everybodys back in!

(I better fap now in this case)

Shut the fuck up.

[Lumpy]

Ok, so married folks can't have sex either? Did I read this right? SCREW THAT!!

Gonzo and I are definitely out. :D

[Buck]

Ok, so married folks can't have sex either? Did I read this right? SCREW THAT!!

Gonzo and I are definitely out. :D

No, you're just not eligible.

[cabletech94]

Ok, so married folks can't have sex either? Did I read this right? SCREW THAT!!

Gonzo and I are definitely out. :D

yup. no way am i playing this game. now, no fap 1990, i'd be all in on that shit.

[Lumpy]

No, you're just not eligible.

Oh, I read that wrong. Yeah, we're not eligible.

[Munson]

I'm in.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

No, it's No Fap 2012. You can't fap at all in 2012 to be eligible. You just have to sign up by the end of the day tomorrow.



Shut the **** up.

Well I'm still in anyway sweeeet

[GloryDayz]

No, you're just not eligible.

1. You must be single or if you're married, you need to be in a relationship where you don't have sex anymore.


What about the "or if you're married" part?

[Buck]

1. You must be single or if you're married, you need to be in a relationship where you don't have sex anymore.


What about the "or if you're married" part?

What about it?

[notorious]

1. You must be single or if you're married, you need to be in a relationship where you don't have sex anymore.


What about the "or if you're married" part?

No blowjobs or anal.


Wait, that comes with a wedding ring.

[Lumpy]

1. You must be single or if you're married, you need to be in a relationship where you don't have sex anymore.


What about the "or if you're married" part?

He's referring to married folks that no longer bump uglies.

[Lumpy]

No blowjobs or anal.

I never get to participate in nuffin'. :huh:

[notorious]

I never get to participate in nuffin'. :huh:

Damnit. Your comments are pushing me to go out already.


Sorry, Gonzo, "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife".


I am not really coveting Lumpy, just the ideas that she is planting in my head.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I never get to participate in nuffin'. :huh:

Except real life sex so with all due respect.... shut up.


:D

[Lumpy]

Damnit. Your comments are pushing me to go out already.


Sorry, Gonzo, "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife".


I am not really coveting Lumpy, just the ideas that she is planting in my head.

LMAO Sorry.

[Lumpy]

Except real life sex so with all due respect.... shut up.


:D

Shutting up now, boss. :)

[notorious]

Wife had a baby 4 days ago + Lumpy's dirty talk = 2 minutes of playtime.





Well, time to slap on a serious face, followed by a goofy face, followed by a smile.




I'm out.

[Lumpy]

Wife had a baby 4 days ago + Lumpy's dirty talk = 2 minutes of playtime.





Well, time to slap on a serious face, followed by a goofy face, followed by a smile.




I'm out.

I didn't talk dirty... I just stated that I was definitely out. :evil:

On a serious note, congrats on the baby! :toast:

[TimeForWasp]

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[durtyrute]

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I was going to post this

[notorious]

On a serious note, congrats on the baby! :toast:

Thanks.

Ask your hubby how big my baby was when he was born. It won't take long for you to figure out I won't be getting any for a while. :D

[Lumpy]

Thanks.

Ask your hubby how big my baby was when he was born. It won't take long for you to figure out I won't be getting any for a while. :D

I just asked and holy crap your wife is a trooper! I hope wife and baby boy are doing well!

[Lumpy]

Well, this contest was short lived. LMAO

[Pitt Gorilla]

2012? I think I may have been out literally before the contest began.

[shirtsleeve]

I'm out. I'm married, had sex right after midnite yesterday, went to the living room after she fell asleep, ended up looking at pr0n and fapping. Then I fapped twice today.

[Buck]

Fuck. I totally randomly saw the girl I like tonight. I went to pick up my car where I left it last night and she was there. I haven't seen her in a couple months and tonight was awesome. Don't know if I'll last the night. Pretty drunk though so I guess I could just fall asleep.

[-King-]

I was out before I even entered this thread.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Hammock Parties]

Morning wood was a challenge.

[GloryDayz]

What about it?

You said us married types can't play, but the rules do have a provision.

[Phobia]

I'm pretty sure the parapalegic guy who posts here totally has this contest in the bag.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Alicia Witt on Law & Order Criminal Intent on USA. Maybe I should change the channel now.

[niblet]

im 10 and wat is this

[Buck]

Still in! Was too drunk to do anything last night and fell asleep pretty early.

[HoneyBadger]

Everytime you wack it, a kitten dies. Just remember that.

[Buck]

And I'm out.

[Hammock Parties]

So who's left at this point?

[GloryDayz]

So who's left at this point?

The married guy!

[Hammock Parties]

Had an incredible nocturnal emission last night! My brain conjured up a sexy MILF.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm the energizer bunny of no fap.... still going

[Skyy God]

So who's left at this point?

Me, for one. Using this as motivation to find a gf/steady fb.

[Sofa King]

Yeah, I'm glad i didn't get in on this.

Although i'm in contention in the parody thread.

[ChiTown]

Just finished up. I'm out..........

[Rain Man]

I'm out again.

[Mr. Laz]

I'm the energizer bunny of no fap.... still going
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187143-1/Jigglinbuns.gif

[gblowfish]

Kermit the Frog approves of this thread...

http://i43.tinypic.com/o9r146.jpg

[Predarat]

I lost before I signed up.

[Sofa King]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f0ruUZo95LM/Tg25Et19tXI/AAAAAAAAi0U/3ITUiEcgj1c/s640/Ani+126.gif

[Discuss Thrower]

I was toast this time yesterday morning.

[tooge]

great, another contest I've lost by the time I found out about it

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187143-1/Jigglinbuns.gif

red x at work at least.

[Rasputin]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/187143-1/Jigglinbuns.gif

I splooged rep all over that...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I splooged rep all over that...

So his evil plan didn't work on me because all I got was the dreaded red x..... mwahahahahha

[Lumpy]

So his evil plan didn't work on me because all I got was the dreaded red x..... mwahahahahha

How you doin'? ;)

:evil:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

How you doin'? ;)

:evil:

It is a good pic?

edit... Oh I see what you're doing. I told you not to call me at work. Sheesh.

[Lumpy]

It is a good pic?

edit... Oh I see what you're doing. I told you not to call me at work. Sheesh.

LMAO And, yes, I'm pretty sure you would be out if you saw the pic that Laz posted.

[burt]

some contests are just NOT worth competing in........

[Mr. Laz]

So his evil plan didn't work on me because all I got was the dreaded red x..... mwahahahahha

http://imgon.net/di-H8G6.gif

[Lumpy]

http://imgon.net/di-H8G6.gif

And... I'm out, (although I was never in).

That's what he said.

[Caseyguyrr]

still in bitches

[Munson]

I'm out!PBJ

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Not a red x anymore.... any of the eleventy times it was posted... but I've seen it before so as nice as it is it's not going to make me cave. Or fap either.

[Sofa King]

Sometimes i like to just sit here and bounce my right leg up and down like i'm nervous, but actually I'm just letting my pants rub on my penis. Feels good.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sometimes i like to just sit here and bounce my right leg up and down like i'm nervous, but actually I'm just letting my pants rub on my penis. Feels good.

That's why I tap my shoes on the floor a lot.

[LiveSteam]

Im out from the get go.I rang in the New Year faping to a Jill Kelly DP video

[Sofa King]

That's why I tap my shoes on the floor a lot.

Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

This thread made me giggle... because it brought back memories of an old Seinfeld episode.

[gblowfish]

Sometimes i like to just sit here and bounce my right leg up and down like i'm nervous, but actually I'm just letting my pants rub on my penis. Feels good.

Did you used to be a Senator in Idaho???

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

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[Sofa King]

Did you used to be a Senator in Idaho???

Nope. But i am an Ambassador to Israel.

[Otter]

This is like saying 'let's see how long I can go without changing the oil in my truck before it's driving itself through orphanages and picking fights'. If I need to rub one out the last thing I'll be trying to to is fight the cause.

Good luck dummies.

[Hammock Parties]

This is like saying "let's see how long I can go without changing the oil in my truck" before it's driving itself through orphanages and picking fights. If I need to rub one out the last thing I'll be trying to to is fight the cause.

Good luck dummies.

Your body will jizz on it's own if it needs to.

[Otter]

Your body will jizz on it's own if it needs to.

I've never had a wet dream in my life. Woke up grinding the mattress but that's about it.

That don't fly for me.

[Hammock Parties]

I've never had a wet dream in my life.

Probably because you fapped or fucked it all out.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This is like saying 'let's see how long I can go without changing the oil in my truck before it's driving itself through orphanages and picking fights'. If I need to rub one out the last thing I'll be trying to to is fight the cause.

Good luck dummies.

That hurts Otter. I thought we were friends. I mean we've never responded to the others posts or given the other rep or exchanged pm's or posted on the others wall or met or had a beer... but still... you're words are hurtful.

I'll be taking the bus and you will not see me at the pancake social tomorrow.

[Sofa King]

That hurts Otter. I thought we were friends. I mean we've never responded to the others posts or given the other rep or exchanged pm's or posted on the others wall or met or had a beer... but still... you're words are hurtful.

I'll be taking the bus and you will not see me at the pancake social tomorrow.

Ok that was funny.

[Otter]

Probably because you fapped or ****ed it all out.

Some people just don't. Trust me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Ok that was funny.

Thanks Pestilence!

[gblowfish]

Everybody, it's time to sing about it!
http://tinyurl.com/yacacs8

[Sofa King]

Thanks Pestilence!

Fuck you

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

**** you

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Some people just don't. Trust me.

Their loss!

[Buck]

By the time I lost yesterday, I figured, "What the hell?" and lost twice more throughout the day.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm feeling strong! I've got days left in me... weeks maybe. This thread will be forgotten before I give in!

[Hammock Parties]

I'm feeling strong! I've got days left in me... weeks maybe. This thread will be forgotten before I give in!

come at me bro

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

I'm losing right now.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

come at me bro

Ummm........ eww... not that kind of boy thanks.

[Simplicity]

Maybe 4 days left on my tank.

[Simplicity]

come at me bro

The only productive thing Cassel has done in his life, K-Swiss commercial.

[Rasputin]

I'm losing right now.

don't lose it man! You may never find it.

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[GloryDayz]

Crap!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xWrdNJukFSY/TQeW1yWYMVI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/ltnAIWleSvE/s1600/umpire-strike-3.jpg

[rtmike]

It wouldn't have been fair if I had joined.

[Hammock Parties]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320078_10150329141317006_510087005_7854508_2018423429_n.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

It wouldn't have been fair if I had joined.
since when is CP about fair ... kick their ass!!

:)

[Mr. Laz]

http://a5.sos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320078_10150329141317006_087005_7854508_2018423429_n.jpg
why do you always post pictures of chicks that look like they are probably dudes?


oh wait .....

[Hammock Parties]

why do you always post pictures of chicks that look like they are probably dudes?


oh wait .....

Chick is hot as shit, bro.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301157_294004247282056_224458827569932_1483593_834887628_n.jpg

[Sofa King]

Does it count if you masturbate with your opposite hand?

How about if you pay a woman to do it or have luv do it for free, again?

[Hammock Parties]

Handjobs are not masturbation.

I'm hoping for another nocturnal emission tonight! That shit was off the hook!

[Buck]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320078_10150329141317006_510087005_7854508_2018423429_n.jpg

Why the long face?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Handjobs are not masturbation.

I'm hoping for another nocturnal emission tonight! That shit was off the hook!

Wait, I thought all forms of ejaculation were grounds for disqualification hints the not being eligible if married, unless there is no sex in the relationship provision.

[Hammock Parties]

Wait, I thought all forms of ejaculation were grounds for disqualification hints the not being eligible if married, unless there is no sex in the relationship provision.

That's bullshit. This is "no fap," not "no ejaculate."

What was I supposed to do last night? Take drugs to avoid REM sleep?

[MahiMike]

Wish I'd known. I'm out before I began.

[Lumpy]

Gonzo and I are out again.

[Hammock Parties]

Gonzo and I are out again.

Mutual masturbation?

[Lumpy]

Mutual masturbation?

Um, no. I thought sex was out too. :spock:

[Lumpy]

Does it count if you masturbate with your opposite hand?

How about if you pay a woman to do it or have luv do it for free, again?

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t104/lgirlx521/GIFs/dramatic.gif

[GloryDayz]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320078_10150329141317006_510087005_7854508_2018423429_n.jpg

LOL, her b00bz are so floppy she has to hold them up with her forearm... Sag-ass bich!

[Reerun_KC]

Well got home yesterday from a 5 day in Vegas and the wife destroyed me...

I'm out and only made it 3 days into the competition..

[Hammock Parties]

LOL, her b00bz are so floppy she has to hold them up with her forearm... Sag-ass bich!

:rolleyes:

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225980_224475244234957_224458827569932_1135374_8181780_n.jpg

[Simplicity]

Does a "jack off machine" count? Technically I'm not using my hands sooooo??? LOL sorry I had to after watching a News clip on a guy who used one.

[Hammock Parties]

Does a "jack off machine" count? Technically I'm not using my hands sooooo??? LOL sorry I had to after watching a News clip on a guy who used one.

I'm abstaining from feeding my dog peanut butter.

[Simplicity]

I'm abstaining from feeding my dog peanut butter.

That's a win for you.

[luv]

Does it count if you masturbate with your opposite hand?

How about if you pay a woman to do it or have luv do it for free, again?

Oral sex doesn't count, right?

[LiveSteam]

I have my first blisters of 2012

PBJPBJPBJPBJ

[Simply Red]

ok, ...i'm naked,

does anyone know of any good free adult streaming sites?

[Lumpy]

Oral sex doesn't count, right?

Here I thought you were going to see what SK wrote and kick his ass. LMAO

Btw, yes, oral counts. Unless you do it on yourself. I mean, let's face it, that takes talent. If anyone can do that, they should be given a damn trophy!

[luv]

Here I thought you were going to see what SK wrote and kick his ass. LMAO

Btw, yes, oral counts. Unless you do it on yourself. I mean, let's face it, that takes talent. If anyone can do that, they should be given a damn trophy!

He may be a douche, but he lets me do unmentionable things. It all evens out.

[Lumpy]

He may be a douche, but he lets me do unmentionable things. It all evens out.

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/NareU.jpg

[Rasputin]

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It's late at night and your all alone...

What you need is a hard lovin woman...

Here is that hard lovin woman Juliette Lewis...

& if you aint fapin to this your a fagot
(nttawwt)

[rtmike]

since when is CP about fair ... kick their ass!!

:)

Yeah, you're right. So far, nothing this year.

[Rausch]

Hey.

This is a contest to see who can go the longest without fapping in 2012.


I'm out...

[Rausch]

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It's late at night and your all alone...

What you need is a hard lovin woman...

Here is that hard lovin woman Juliette Lewis...

& if you aint fapin to this your a pillowbiterot
(nttawwt)

She's probably more dangerous to touch than an alien planet but I'd bet fucking her is a bigger thrill than surviving a hurricane...

[Phobia]

Im out from the get go.I rang in the New Year faping to a Jill Kelly DP video

Didn't even know she posted in DraftPlanet.

[Rausch]

Didn't even know she posted in DraftPlanet.

Had to google her and...eh....not a fan.

I'm old enough to remember fapping to her early days and just sad now that she's gone all fake plastic...

[Sofa King]

I have my first blisters of 2012

PBJPBJPBJPBJ

Gross.

[Sofa King]

He may be a douche, but he lets me do unmentionable things. It all evens out.

Heh, "lets".

http://memorylast.net/content/graphics/animated-gifs/wat.gif

[Reerun_KC]

3 days into the new year an the wife is killing me...

[Sofa King]

3 days into the new year an the wife is killing me...

I hope she uses a hammer.

[Reerun_KC]

I hope she uses a hammer.

She brought the hammer again last night...

:thumb:

[Sofa King]

She brought the hammer again last night...

:thumb:

Whoa. You guys are kinky.

[luv]

Heh, "lets".

http://memorylast.net/content/graphics/animated-gifs/wat.gif

;)

[Hammock Parties]

Still going strong.

http://h8torade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/danielle_houghton-3.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

Oral sex doesn't count, right?

http://www.kaboommagazine.com/userfiles/040809%20bill%20clinton_0.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Still going strong.



I had my penis removed. You might as well give in.

[Rasputin]

don't lose it man! You may never find it.

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I had my penis removed. You might as well give in.

.

[gblowfish]

Jenna Marbles would destroy you guys.
Careful, NSFW!

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[Hammock Parties]

I just took a piss and started leaking genetic material. WTF.

[Rasputin]

I just took a piss and started leaking genetic material. WTF.

Did you shake it more than 3 times?

[GloryDayz]

Oral sex doesn't count, right?

No pictures...it didn't happen!

[GloryDayz]

Here I thought you were going to see what SK wrote and kick his ass. LMAO

Btw, yes, oral counts. Unless you do it on yourself. I mean, let's face it, that takes talent. If anyone can do that, they should be given a damn trophy!

LOL.. Not pictures....it didn't happen!!

[Direckshun]

Jenna Marbles would destroy you guys.
Careful, NSFW!

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That is fucking horrible, George.

Christ.

Ban him.

[Rasputin]

Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do and I'm bored.

[gblowfish]

That is fucking horrible, George.

Christ.

Ban him.

Heh heh....
I love this chick. If I was 30 years younger I'd make it my quest to find her and make her all mine.

Or at least boink her for a couple weeks.

[Skyy God]

And I'm out..... probably for the best.

[Discuss Thrower]

Heh heh....
I love this chick. If I was 30 years younger I'd make it my quest to find her and make her all mine.

Or at least boink her for a couple weeks.

Until I saw pics of her on FB with some dude I was of the opinion that that dame is a lesbian because I don't think it would be fair for a straight girl to be that hilarious.

Oh, and would smash.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do and I'm bored.

GnR

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=41199337

I'M OUT

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=41199337

I'M OUT

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Wow I really didn't think you'd be honest about it. What happened to "weeks?"

And who's left other than me?