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Hammock Parties
01-01-2012, 11:36 AM
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/rodman_forms_topless_team_zoOeh6erRUxc0xreocEXPL#ixzz1iEG9L3VI



Dennis Rodman is bouncing back into basketball — this time as a coach for a topless women’s team he’s launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, the New York mammary mecca.


The NBA bad boy dreamed up the team after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret had launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb, who runs the Texas Legends, an NBA Development League team. Rodman is even challenging Rick’s Cabaret’s topless team to a charity game.


“I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman told Page Six.


Rodman, who told us he’s been a Headquarters customer for more than 30 years, is currently scouting for talent. He’ll be holding auditions next week at the jiggle joint for girls over 5-foot-10 to join the team.


“You don’t have to have too much experience, just know how to throw the ball into the hole,” was his sterling advice to hopefuls.


Rodman said he also planned auditioning “players” during his appearance at Huntington, LI, club Paramount last night.


Team members will wear shorts, skimpy shirts and sneakers during games. “They’ll come out in a T-shirt or a tank top, but when the game starts, they’ll go topless,” Rodman boasted.


He launched his team effort after Rick’s Cabaret announced in November that it had formed Rick’s Basketball Association to cheer up forlorn NBA fans during the lockout. Teams popped up in several cities, but the league was disbanded when the lockout ended. Webb is now back at his regular job.


“We stepped aside when the NBA returned,” said a Rick’s spokesman, who added, “We love Dennis . . . His regular table at Rick’s Cabaret is available. We wish Dennis well in coaching another team, but if the RBA was still in existence, we would have made Dennis our commissioner.”

KcMizzou
01-01-2012, 11:38 AM
I'm buying season tickets.

cabletech94
01-01-2012, 11:39 AM
pay per view or gtfo!

Frankie
01-01-2012, 12:01 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

Frankie
01-01-2012, 12:02 PM
Disregard that. I don't want Dennis Rodman's pic.

stonedstooge
01-01-2012, 12:03 PM
Sprint Center in KC finally going to get a team?

notorious
01-01-2012, 12:04 PM
Holy shit. This is a pretty good idea.

Okie_Apparition
01-01-2012, 12:05 PM
They'd have to be on the flat side

BoneKrusher
01-01-2012, 12:05 PM
i bet Todd Haley's "saying some guys get all the breaks".

Steve
01-01-2012, 12:25 PM
I am in

Bump
01-01-2012, 01:31 PM
this is what the WNBA should have been

Rain Man
01-01-2012, 01:35 PM
I'm buying season tickets.

I might want to buy a luxury suite. You know, someplace with a little privacy.

He must be serious, though, if he only wants players over 5-10. I would encourage him to consider point guards and shooting guards who are more petite.

And I just had a thought: are the cheerleaders going to be naked? It would seem to make sense.

L.A. Chieffan
01-01-2012, 01:36 PM
this is what the WNBA should have been

Ew those "chicks" are nasty

Bump
01-01-2012, 01:40 PM
Ew those "chicks" are nasty

true

teedubya
01-01-2012, 01:51 PM
Sprint Center in KC finally going to get a team?

YESSSS :evil: