PDA

View Full Version : Poop ChiefsPlanet Douche of the Year Poll - Round One - The Skip Towne Region


Frazod
01-04-2012, 11:15 PM
Final Poll for Round One.

Field of 18, including KU Public Enemy No. 1 Saul Good, fan favorite Mecca, and the Late Great DaneMcCloud!

Top eight advance to the Douchy 32. Vote for as many or as few as you like. Votes in all rounds this year are PUBLIC.

Let's get it on!

Lumpy
01-04-2012, 11:19 PM
1st in to hop on Fraz' poll.

Wait, wut?

Frazod
01-04-2012, 11:25 PM
Careful, Delivery Boy will add you to my list of mistresses.

NTTAWTT :)

SPchief
01-04-2012, 11:26 PM
This may be the weakest of the brackets, I don't see any of these getting to the elite 8, and that includes someone I nominated.

Frazod
01-04-2012, 11:28 PM
This may be the weakest of the brackets, I don't see any of these getting to the elite 8, and that includes someone I nominated.

The hate for Dane and Mecca is still strong, and Saul will certainly carry the entire state of Kansas.

SPchief
01-04-2012, 11:30 PM
The hate for Dane and Mecca is still strong, and Saul will certainly carry the entire state of Kansas.

Neither Dane nor Mecca post anymore so I don't see either of them advancing into the elite 8 based off that. And I don't see Saul making it either.

Lumpy
01-04-2012, 11:33 PM
Careful, Delivery Boy will add you to my list of mistresses.

NTTAWTT :)

:redface:

lewdog
01-04-2012, 11:55 PM
Reason beer me is a total douche.

1. He thinks the Royals are going to be good and has always been a fan....what a homer (douche)!

2. He once looked at a photo and thought the hood of a truck was a swimming pool....a ****ing swimming pool! What a douche.

3. He once called out the photograph of another member. To make it worse, he was drunk. Getting drunk and posting on Chiefs Planet...as douchey as it get!


Please vote beer me and support his right to be a leading douche.

Backwards Masking
01-04-2012, 11:58 PM
this is definitely the least douchey region as far as nominees go IMO.

patteeu
01-05-2012, 12:13 AM
I voted for everyone except Mecca.

Phobia
01-05-2012, 12:55 AM
Reason beer me is a total douche.

1. He thinks the Royals are going to be good and has always been a fan....what a homer (douche)!

2. He once looked at a photo and thought the hood of a truck was a swimming pool....a ****ing swimming pool! What a douche.

3. He once called out the photograph of another member. To make it worse, he was drunk. Getting drunk and posting on Chiefs Planet...as douchey as it get!


Please vote beer me and support his right to be a leading douche.

I wish I had read this before I voted.

Hammock Parties
01-05-2012, 01:09 AM
VOTE FOR THE DOUCHIEST OF ALL DOUCHES!

Hammock Parties
01-05-2012, 01:09 AM
Did Dane even post this year? LMAO

Slainte
01-05-2012, 01:19 AM
Seriously, no-one. Not one vote do I cast in this heat. Not a fucking sausage.

Bugeater
01-05-2012, 01:47 AM
I voted for everyone except Mecca.
Why would you not vote for Mecca? He pulled the douchiest move of all time.

007
01-05-2012, 01:54 AM
With all these douche threads it seems that the lounge should be renamed.

Do you douche?

Fairplay
01-05-2012, 02:01 AM
Skip Towne region is weak in comparison to the others.

Sofa King
01-05-2012, 08:15 AM
eric007 should win this in a fucking landslide. You guys need to go read the shit he posts.

Reerun_KC
01-05-2012, 08:21 AM
Everyone of them are douches in their own way...

I bet one of them beats their wife....

Old Dog
01-05-2012, 08:24 AM
Saul is the biggest douche of the lot IMO, but I think he's the biggest piece of shit on this site.... (and I'm not a KU fan) but the rest are weak.

patteeu
01-05-2012, 08:37 AM
Why would you not vote for Mecca? He pulled the douchiest move of all time.

It was an arbitrary decision.

patteeu
01-05-2012, 08:39 AM
Saul is the biggest douche of the lot IMO, but I think he's the biggest piece of shit on this site.... (and I'm not a KU fan) but the rest are weak.

Saul Good is one of the most entertaining posters on this site.

Bane
01-05-2012, 08:43 AM
Saul is the biggest douche of the lot IMO, but I think he's the biggest piece of shit on this site.... (and I'm not a KU fan) but the rest are weak.

Wow seriously?You haven't talked with Phobiatch or Mecca I see.

Bearcat
01-05-2012, 08:50 AM
I was nominated? What's the saying... if you aren't pissing off people, you aren't trying hard enough. Guess I'm doing something right after all these years. LMAO

luv
01-05-2012, 08:58 AM
Dane must have really left a lasting impression. He hasn't posted since March 19, 2011, and he's blowing most people away.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 09:18 AM
This may be the weakest of the brackets, I don't see any of these getting to the elite 8, and that includes someone I nominated.

Who you callin weak, penis breath

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 09:19 AM
Reason beer me is a total douche.

1. He thinks the Royals are going to be good and has always been a fan....what a homer (douche)!

2. He once looked at a photo and thought the hood of a truck was a swimming pool....a ****ing swimming pool! What a douche.

3. He once called out the photograph of another member. To make it worse, he was drunk. Getting drunk and posting on Chiefs Planet...as douchey as it get!


Please vote beer me and support his right to be a leading douche.

LMAO

I appreciate your ongoing support buddy

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 09:21 AM
Everyone of them are douches in their own way...

I bet one of them beats their wife....

In with "divorced" HA!

Frazod
01-05-2012, 09:23 AM
I don't think this region is weak (seriously, Hootie's in it), but most of the selections are old school douches. There's a little something for everybody here.

Personally I thought yesterday's region was the weakest.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 09:28 AM
I was nominated? What's the saying... if you aren't pissing off people, you aren't trying hard enough. Guess I'm doing something right after all these years. LMAO

Well this one time... at band camp... I asked a simple question, I think it was "what's the score" and nobody answered for a while so I asked again "anybody... score please" and you replied with "you should get your internet upgraded so you can view more than one site at a time"........ which while true, was pretty douchey I thought.

But I didn't vote for you anyway.

:D

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 09:29 AM
I've never even heard of big cahones. Just sayin.

HemiEd
01-05-2012, 09:36 AM
This may be the weakest of the brackets, I don't see any of these getting to the elite 8, and that includes someone I nominated.

Are you kidding? This is the one I have been waiting for, it has the hands down winner listed first. :D

Molitoth
01-05-2012, 09:39 AM
So is it good or bad to win this contest? I see some respectable members in the list...

lewdog
01-05-2012, 09:48 AM
Reason beer me is a total douche.

1. He thinks the Royals are going to be good and has always been a fan....what a homer (douche)!

2. He once looked at a photo and thought the hood of a truck was a swimming pool....a ****ing swimming pool! What a douche.

3. He once called out the photograph of another member. To make it worse, he was drunk. Getting drunk and posting on Chiefs Planet...as douchey as it get!


Please vote beer me and support his right to be a leading douche.

beer me needs more votes...are you guys reading this shit!?

patteeu
01-05-2012, 10:21 AM
So is it good or bad to win this contest? I see some respectable members in the list...

This is a Frazod vanity project. Winning and losing are secondary.

Gonzo
01-05-2012, 10:31 AM
Honestly, I don't think I can really vote for anyone here. I wouldn't qualify any of those people as douches.

Hootie has stopped being so abrasive, GoChiefs has grown up and stopped posting shit just for "shock value."

Dane's kinda douchey for taking his ball and going home instead of sticking around and fighting but I got along with him ok...

I guess my vote is for sale. Who am I voting for and why?

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 10:38 AM
Honestly, I don't think I can really vote for anyone here. I wouldn't qualify any of those people as douches.

Hootie has stopped being so abrasive, GoChiefs has grown up and stopped posting shit just for "shock value."

Dane's kinda douchey for taking his ball and going home instead of sticking around and fighting but I got along with him ok...

I guess my vote is for sale. Who am I voting for and why?

Because I'm your favorite

lewdog
01-05-2012, 10:39 AM
Because I'm your favorite

Your first line when bribing one for a vote should be, "I have casino cash."

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 10:43 AM
Your first line when bribing one for a vote should be, "I have casino cash."

Ah shit you're right... this is why I never win anything. When I can't even get a vote from the person I've been the doucheyest to though I'm not sure I stand much of a chance. Might just be back to the pile of random inconsequential posters for me.

I do actually have casino cash too because I don't use it.

Bearcat
01-05-2012, 10:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think I can really vote for anyone here. I wouldn't qualify any of those people as douches.

Hootie has stopped being so abrasive, GoChiefs has grown up and stopped posting shit just for "shock value."

Dane's kinda douchey for taking his ball and going home instead of sticking around and fighting but I got along with him ok...

I guess my vote is for sale. Who am I voting for and why?


Vote for me, because of that one thing I said to beer me that one time... and I was going to say because of the <strike>one</strike> <strike>multiple</strike> constant attempts to trade goods, services, and casino cash for a few no-questions-asked hours with your wife, but you kind of seem okay with that. :shrug:

go bo
01-05-2012, 11:03 AM
Everyone of them are douches in their own way...

I bet one of them beats their wife....

has she been talking about that again?

Gonzo
01-05-2012, 11:06 AM
Vote for me, because of that one thing I said to beer me that one time... and I was going to say because of the <strike>one</strike> <strike>multiple</strike> constant attempts to trade goods, services, and casino cash for a few no-questions-asked hours with your wife, but you kind of seem okay with that. :shrug:

Ah shit you're right... this is why I never win anything. When I can't even get a vote from the person I've been the doucheyest to though I'm not sure I stand much of a chance. Might just be back to the pile of random inconsequential posters for me.

I do actually have casino cash too because I don't use it.

Done...

I voted for Brock too.
That guy has been trying to see nude pics of me for years now.

Frazod
01-05-2012, 11:10 AM
This is a Frazod vanity project. Winning and losing are secondary.

Yeah, it's not like anybody else enjoys it or anything.....

Nobody puts a gun to your head and makes you participate, little fella.

1ChiefsDan
01-05-2012, 11:10 AM
Had to vote for bearcat - just for the college team he roots for. :evil:

Frazod
01-05-2012, 11:12 AM
And actually, I was informed yesterday that the overall winner will be banned for a month. Not sure if that's going to happen or not - it wasn't my idea and it's obviously not up to me.

Dartgod
01-05-2012, 11:19 AM
Beer Me should be a shoe-in for this thread alone:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250960

The fun starts at post #41.

lewdog
01-05-2012, 11:20 AM
Beer Me should be a shoe-in for this thread alone:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250960

The fun starts at post #41.

Thank you my good man! I mentioned that in my campaign for beer me but I could not find the thread.

This should increase the votes along with some bribing of casino cash.

patteeu
01-05-2012, 11:47 AM
Yeah, it's not like anybody else enjoys it or anything.....

Nobody puts a gun to your head and makes you participate, little fella.

Yes, we all have fun with them. I didn't mean to suggest otherwise. You're the central character in this show though.

I just meant that molitoth can take the vote as seriously or unseriously as he wants.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-05-2012, 12:01 PM
Beer Me should be a shoe-in for this thread alone:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=250960

The fun starts at post #41.

:facepalm:

Not my proudest moment but I guess to win this you gotta pull out the big guns... and thank you for that.

:doh!:

Remember that "don't drink and post" resolution...?

Funny thing is luv didn't even vote for me so she's over it WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS BE???!!!

LOL

Bearcat
01-05-2012, 12:50 PM
And actually, I was informed yesterday that the overall winner will be banned for a month. Not sure if that's going to happen or not - it wasn't my idea and it's obviously not up to me.

:hmmm:

Frazod
01-05-2012, 12:52 PM
:hmmm:

Oh shit LMAO

Bearcat
01-05-2012, 12:54 PM
Oh shit LMAO

Just in time for Big 12 conference play... best idea ever. :evil:

Braincase
01-05-2012, 12:54 PM
I think we can close the polls anytime.

Slainte
01-05-2012, 01:00 PM
And actually, I was informed yesterday that the overall winner will be banned for a month. Not sure if that's going to happen or not - it wasn't my idea and it's obviously not up to me.

GREAT!!! So there's STILL time for me to vote for Dane...

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xr5mvEj1VGw/0.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DnmjEFNC0Cw/SBZBQlDGngI/AAAAAAAADAc/-d1gRge9Cis/s400/retard.jpg

Ohh....

Sofa King
01-05-2012, 01:01 PM
That's alotta votes.

Saul Good
01-05-2012, 01:06 PM
Just in time for Big 12 conference play... best idea ever. :evil:

Unlike KU, it looks like I'm not going to make an early exit to a lower seed in this tournament.

Dexter Manley
01-05-2012, 01:08 PM
Looks like the vote is about as fair and accurate as an Iowa caucus with Mitt Romney spreading out the cash late...

HemiEd
01-05-2012, 01:08 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFL Awesomeness for saulgood!

whoman69
01-05-2012, 01:19 PM
VOTE FOR THE DOUCHIEST OF ALL DOUCHES!

Since you're campaigning for the role, I can't vote for you even though you are one of the biggest douches on here. Its my CP version of the Catch-22.

Frazod
01-05-2012, 11:00 PM
20 minutes left! Get those last votes in for your favorite douche before we move on to Round 2.

|Zach|
01-05-2012, 11:07 PM
The first two regionals felt a whole lot douchier than the second two.

Bugeater
01-05-2012, 11:10 PM
Looks like beer me is going to make the cut. I'm so proud of him.

Bugeater
01-05-2012, 11:11 PM
Wait, he's in a tie for 8th. SOMEONE VOTE FOR beer me QUICK!

SPchief
01-05-2012, 11:13 PM
Without venturing into DC, what did Dexter do to get banned? Been at work since 8 this morning and just trying to catch up on things.

SPchief
01-05-2012, 11:14 PM
Wait, he's in a tie for 8th. SOMEONE VOTE FOR beer me QUICK!

He's tied with Brock, could be a coin flip for Frazod

ReynardMuldrake
01-05-2012, 11:17 PM
Without venturing into DC, what did Dexter do to get banned? Been at work since 8 this morning and just trying to catch up on things.

He started the thread: "Should Dexter be banned?" I guess he has his answer.

Bugeater
01-05-2012, 11:20 PM
And how the hell did Jenson get so many votes? I've never noticed him to even be remotely douchey.

Frazod
01-05-2012, 11:22 PM
And how the hell did Jenson get so many votes? I've never noticed him to even be remotely douchey.

He's not exactly a favorite of the conservative cabal in DC.

Hootie
01-05-2012, 11:27 PM
this is the legends bracket...

I've been banned far too much this year to have made any splash, and with Dane/Mecca gone, and Hamas in and out, there is no one left me for to clash heads with, and even if there were, I'm not allowed to or I get banned right away.

But I'm ok with Dane, myself and Mecca advancing...it means we left quite the "douche"print on ChiefsPlanet.com!

It is better to be known than forgotten, if you ask me!

Frazod
01-05-2012, 11:28 PM
And that concludes Round 1. Advancing in this region are:

Dane McCloud 33 (talk about staying power!)
Eric007 32
Omega/Gochiefs 32 (nice comeback Clay!)
Hootie 28
Mecca 26
Saul Good 21
Jensen71 17

Beer me and Brock have tied for the final spot. I'll give beer me the nod since he's really been extra douchy during the course of this contest! Congratulations, douche!

lewdog
01-05-2012, 11:32 PM
Beer me better get the casino cash bribes out for next round. I was really disappointed with his effort.

listopencil
01-06-2012, 01:18 AM
This may be the weakest of the brackets, I don't see any of these getting to the elite 8, and that includes someone I nominated.

^

I was annoyed at first that I missed this vote, then looked at the list and went, "Meh".

patteeu
01-06-2012, 08:04 AM
He's not exactly a favorite of the conservative cabal in DC.

I like him.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-06-2012, 09:37 AM
And that concludes Round 1. Advancing in this region are:

Dane McCloud 33 (talk about staying power!)
Eric007 32
Omega/Gochiefs 32 (nice comeback Clay!)
Hootie 28
Mecca 26
Saul Good 21
Jensen71 17

Beer me and Brock have tied for the final spot. I'll give beer me the nod since he's really been extra douchy during the course of this contest! Congratulations, douche!

Yay I'm kind of not a total loser! Or maybe the fact that I am is why I get to move on... either way GO ME... it's my birthday... gonna party like it's my birthday!!!



(btw it's not really my birthday those are song lyrics Bug)

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-06-2012, 09:37 AM
And how the hell did Jenson get so many votes? I've never noticed him to even be remotely douchey.

True... except for when he posts.



:D

Frazod
01-06-2012, 09:42 AM
Yay I'm kind of not a total loser! Or maybe the fact that I am is why I get to move on... either way GO ME... it's my birthday... gonna party like it's my birthday!!!



(btw it's not really my birthday those are song lyrics Bug)

That shitty avatar should garner you a few extra votes. :D