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JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:00 PM
Go Bengals.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:04 PM
I'm interested to see how this game goes. On the one hand you have a strong Texans team without a QB; on the other hand you have an upstart Bengals team with a young QB (first rookie later-round QB to start a playoff game since 1970 or something like that).

As a Patriots fan, I'm rooting for Cincy for two reasons: 1) it guarantees they come to Foxboro instead of potentially facing the Steelers, and 2) it sets up a great drama scene of Ocho--who's been useless all year--watching his former team make the playoffs and come to town. Does Ocho explode for 8 catches and 150 yards to kill his former team? Does his former team shove the dagger into his heart by beating the Patriots?

Rams Fan
01-07-2012, 03:09 PM
first rookie later-round QB to start a playoff game since 1970 or something like that.


2nd round is considered late?

ShowtimeSBMVP
01-07-2012, 03:10 PM
Cinny +4 and the over 38

ChiefsCountry
01-07-2012, 03:11 PM
First playoff game in Houston since the Chiefs beat the Oilers.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:16 PM
2nd round is considered late?

Sorry, that was in reference to Houston's Yates.

Rams Fan
01-07-2012, 03:23 PM
Sorry, that was in reference to Houston's Yates.

Oh.

I find that statistic to be quite shocking, tbh.

tk13
01-07-2012, 03:27 PM
Oh.

I find that statistic to be quite shocking, tbh.


Really? I kept bringing this up when we were talking about Stanzi. I don't think there's a 5th round rookie QB that has ever done anything in the modern history of the NFL. Yates might honestly be the most successful, and he had a rough finish. Most all of the successful late round QB's sat at least a year or two and learned.

Rams Fan
01-07-2012, 03:30 PM
Really? I kept bringing this up when we were talking about Stanzi. I don't think there's a 5th round rookie QB that has ever done anything in the modern history of the NFL. Yates might honestly be the most successful, and he had a rough finish. Most all of the successful late round QB's sat at least a year or two and learned.

I looked at the history of QBs drafted in the 5th round recently. Only one of them(I think Josh Johnson in Tampa) has done anything.

The only reason Yates is starting is because 2 guys went down before him.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:32 PM
I'm interested to see how this game goes. On the one hand you have a strong Texans team without a QB; on the other hand you have an upstart Bengals team with a young QB (first rookie later-round QB to start a playoff game since 1970 or something like that).

As a Patriots fan, I'm rooting for Cincy for two reasons: 1) it guarantees they come to Foxboro instead of potentially facing the Steelers, and 2) it sets up a great drama scene of Ocho--who's been useless all year--watching his former team make the playoffs and come to town. Does Ocho explode for 8 catches and 150 yards to kill his former team? Does his former team shove the dagger into his heart by beating the Patriots?

No one is beating the Pats in the playoffs this year.








































NO ONE!

ClevelandBronco
01-07-2012, 03:34 PM
I have only this to say:

Josh

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:35 PM
Dalton gang will pro-vale today

Hammock Parties
01-07-2012, 03:35 PM
Texans lose.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377058_321174474572137_116476271708626_1107545_1407266263_n.jpg

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:36 PM
Thanks for nothing Gif

Fritz88
01-07-2012, 03:38 PM
I like both teams.

It's going to be tough to choose one but I'll go with Cinci.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:39 PM
Kieth Blaikmen was a Q/B at Nebraska

JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:39 PM
First play! Fumble... er, inter... uh, completed pass... I don't know what it is. Error to the shortstop, LOL?

Fritz88
01-07-2012, 03:40 PM
That's on Andre.

Hammock Parties
01-07-2012, 03:40 PM
With 10 seconds left in the 4th, the Texans will be ahead by 3.

Then out of the tunnel comes running Joe Montana and Keith Cash in Bengals uniforms.

Joe replaces Andy Dalton and throws an 80-yard TD to Cash, who spikes the ball in Bum Phillips' face and kills him.

MMXcalibur
01-07-2012, 03:40 PM
Taking a leave of absence from the NFL playoffs until the Super Bowl hits.

1) Chiefs aren't in it.
2) The games come on at like...1 AM here in the desert. (It's 12:30 AM now)

No thanks. Staying up to watch the Chiefs/Donks game was my last hurrah for the season.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:40 PM
Bungholes

Johnny Vegas
01-07-2012, 03:41 PM
anyone else watching the game on nbc.com? I love changing the different camera angles they provide. nice HD picture too.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 03:43 PM
Looks like a cripple fight

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:44 PM
God dammit I just spilled bong water all over myself. FUCK!

unothadeal
01-07-2012, 03:46 PM
This commentator makes me feel like I'm playing Madden

Chiefs Pantalones
01-07-2012, 03:48 PM
Looks like a crap fest. What a terrible NFL year it's been.

Fritz88
01-07-2012, 03:48 PM
Atkins. Nice.

Sannyasi
01-07-2012, 03:49 PM
That was a good play by Atkins, pushed the center all the way back into the runner on a sweep.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:50 PM
Anyone have a steam cleaner I can borrow ?

tk13
01-07-2012, 03:52 PM
This is Marvin Lewis' third playoff game. I'm waiting to see if it gives him an advantage over Kubiak.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:53 PM
Given the historical "first playoff meeting of two rookie quarterbacks", it's going about how I expected. This game will be won by the team that fucks up the least.

tk13
01-07-2012, 03:54 PM
Great screen.

Sannyasi
01-07-2012, 03:55 PM
TD Cincinnati.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 03:56 PM
who should I root for?

horrible play calling by houston -- couldn't top them

kubiak should kill himself

TD Bengals

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 03:56 PM
who should I root for?

horrible play calling by houston -- couldn't top them

TD Bengals

Bungholes

JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:57 PM
Great screen.

Didn't look intentional, but it was a good hot-read dumpoff and adjustment to make chicken salad out of chicken shit on that play.

Given the XBox nature of the game today, I really don't know why QBs just don't wing it deep every play. More often than not they'll get a PI call like Cincy did. (If I were playing the Patriots, I'd certainly drop back and do that all day long.)

Fritz88
01-07-2012, 03:57 PM
Andy and Green could be a lethal duo.

ClevelandBronco
01-07-2012, 03:58 PM
IMO, the NFL should adopt the 15 yard pass interference penalty.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 03:58 PM
ok .. thanks,

I'll root for the bengals

looks like houston is going to lose this game

TimeForWasp
01-07-2012, 03:59 PM
Is it true? McDaniels is gonna work for free?

JD10367
01-07-2012, 03:59 PM
IMO, the NFL should adopt the 15 yard pass interference penalty.

I've always liked the idea of an "incidental" and a "flagrant". For most of the ticky-tack PIs they call nowadays, an "incidental" 15-yard call is fine; for the rare cases where a defender mugs a receiver, call the old-school "spot of the foul".

Chiefs Pantalones
01-07-2012, 04:00 PM
Has a ginger ever started and won a Super Bowl at QB?

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 04:00 PM
With 10 seconds left in the 4th, the Texans will be ahead by 3.

Then out of the tunnel comes running Joe Montana and Keith Cash in Bengals uniforms.

Joe replaces Andy Dalton and throws an 80-yard TD to Cash, who spikes the ball in Bum Phillips' face and kills him.

I knew I should've put ol' Bum in my death pool.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:00 PM
glad he didn't fumble the ball lol

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 04:01 PM
Take your defenseless player bull shit & choke to death on it Goodell

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 04:01 PM
Ah the wonderful new NFL

ClevelandBronco
01-07-2012, 04:01 PM
I've always liked the idea of an "incidental" and a "flagrant". For most of the ticky-tack PIs they call nowadays, an "incidental" 15-yard call is fine; for the rare cases where a defender mugs a receiver, call the old-school "spot of the foul".

The scheme has potential for massive controversy, but that's a really cool idea.

siberian khatru
01-07-2012, 04:02 PM
It might have been a correct call according to the rule, but the rule is BS.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:03 PM
Ah the wonderful new NFL

seems like he hit him with his shoulder


whatever

kcpasco
01-07-2012, 04:04 PM
The safety position has been absolutely fucking neutered.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:04 PM
maybe we should all fall off the Bengals bandwagon at the same time

TD Houston

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 04:05 PM
The safety position has been absolutely ****ing neutered.

Guess he should have went low and torn up both his knees

kcpasco
01-07-2012, 04:05 PM
They just need to play 2 hand touch in the secondary

JD10367
01-07-2012, 04:06 PM
NFL = Numerous Flag League.

Seems like the team that wins is the one that induces the most penalties.

It really has become touch football...

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 04:06 PM
Seriously. Yates looked serviceable. Start Stanzi!

Saul Good
01-07-2012, 04:07 PM
Joke of a call. How can a player who has the ball in the middle of the field and is standing fully erect be considered defenseless?

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 04:07 PM
oh snap

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 04:08 PM
Fucking announcers making excuses. He had his hands under there. No excuse.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:08 PM
wow ... no pressure

i might have to jump back on the bengals bandwagon

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 04:10 PM
Horribad spot.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 04:11 PM
Seriously. Yates looked serviceable. Start Stanzi!

Yeah, it's hard for the pro-Stanzi crowd to feel real good about watching two rookies in a playoff game, when they've been told that "rookies don't start" and how not-ready Stanzi was.

It still shocks me that they went this whole year, playing the likes of Cassel, Palko, and Orton, and never once put Stanzi in just to see what he had.

Sannyasi
01-07-2012, 04:11 PM
Horribad spot.

No kidding, no way that was a first down.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:12 PM
i think the refs gave them that spot ...

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 04:13 PM
:banghead::banghead:Yeah, it's hard for the pro-Stanzi crowd to feel real good about watching two rookies in a playoff game, when they've been told that "rookies don't start" and how not-ready Stanzi was.

It still shocks me that they went this whole year, playing the likes of Cassel, Palko, and Orton, and never once put Stanzi in just to see what he had.

I agree completely. Its not like there was a downside to seeing how Stanzi played in a game situation.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 04:14 PM
Nice third-down conversion to end the quarter. This game has actually turned entertaining after a slow start.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:15 PM
Yeah, it's hard for the pro-Stanzi crowd to feel real good about watching two rookies in a playoff game, when they've been told that "rookies don't start" and how not-ready Stanzi was.

http://www.powwows.com/gathering/images/smilies/stirthepot.gif

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 04:17 PM
Yeah, it's hard for the pro-Stanzi crowd to feel real good about watching two rookies in a playoff game, when they've been told that "rookies don't start" and how not-ready Stanzi was.

It still shocks me that they went this whole year, playing the likes of Cassel, Palko, and Orton, and never once put Stanzi in just to see what he had.
Yeah I completely agree. Almost every rookie QB taken has played some football in regular season this year.

No kidding, no way that was a first down.
Not only is it touch football now, refs can't see anything anymore.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:18 PM
they can't stop dalton

Sannyasi
01-07-2012, 04:20 PM
Houston finally gets some pressure.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 04:20 PM
Rookie mistake. Can't take that kind of a sack. Turned it from a possible 3-0 lead and a kickoff, into a scoreless game with the opposition now at midfield.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:21 PM
no good

FG LMAO

Nugent? he use to play for the Jets -- i think they picked him in the first or early 2nd round LOL

Chiefnj2
01-07-2012, 04:21 PM
Wait. A second and fifth round draft pick are starting in the playoffs? That's allowed? Good thing they weren't drafted by KC where rookie QB's have to sit.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 04:23 PM
a draw play on 3rd down????

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 04:30 PM
Wait. A second and fifth round draft pick are starting in the playoffs? That's allowed? Good thing they weren't drafted by KC where rookie QB's have to sit.

As bad as we've had it, I don't think I'd want to go through what the Texans did to end up starting their 5th rounder today?

tk13
01-07-2012, 04:30 PM
Yeah, it's hard for the pro-Stanzi crowd to feel real good about watching two rookies in a playoff game, when they've been told that "rookies don't start" and how not-ready Stanzi was.

It still shocks me that they went this whole year, playing the likes of Cassel, Palko, and Orton, and never once put Stanzi in just to see what he had.

Just like Roethlisberger, Sanchez, and most successful rookie QB's... to be fair, Yates is playing with one of the best rushing attacks in the league, #1 in rushing attempts, tied with Denver's 1937 offense and well clear of any other team. They almost had two 1000 yard rushers. Not to mention one of the best defenses in the league: 4th in points, 2nd in yards.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 04:33 PM
Late Hit? JFC

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 04:33 PM
Dumb

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 04:36 PM
Cinci!!!

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 04:38 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/n742u.gif

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 04:42 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/n742u.gif

Those shades are pretty jacked up.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 04:43 PM
Excellent bootleg, bad execution by the QB/WR.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Those shades are pretty jacked up.

The template is for a head postured to the left, it's not my gif.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 04:45 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/n742u.gif

Dartgod
01-07-2012, 04:46 PM
Dumb challenge

Messier
01-07-2012, 04:46 PM
It's a catch.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 04:48 PM
It's a catch.

I challenge

JD10367
01-07-2012, 04:49 PM
And now the Bungles have no more for the game. Brilliant.

Messier
01-07-2012, 04:49 PM
I challenge

Ruling on the field stands. You are out of challenges for the game.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 04:51 PM
Ruling on the field stands. You are out of challenges for the game.

DAM!

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 04:53 PM
Bengals gonna win yo!

ClevelandBronco
01-07-2012, 04:56 PM
Cincinnati is the Castro District of the Midwest.

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 04:56 PM
Chiefs could have beat either of these teams.

Bowe dropped TD.

Orton INT in the endzone.

Two blocked FGs.

Sorry, still bitter about the Raider game.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 04:57 PM
Johnson should have had that one

tk13
01-07-2012, 04:59 PM
Chiefs could have beat either of these teams.

Bowe dropped TD.

Orton INT in the endzone.

Two blocked FGs.

Sorry, still bitter about the Raider game.

Some of us have been saying this all year. The AFC is terrible. You have these two teams, plus Denver with Tebow. Steelers are good but really banged up and have laid about 5 or 6 eggs on the road. New England's defense is terrible and Baltimore has a QB who has playoff career numbers of 53% 4 TD/7 INT. Somebody's going to win though. Honestly if Houston could've stayed healthy they probably could've run this thing.

007
01-07-2012, 05:01 PM
oops

Bowser
01-07-2012, 05:01 PM
Nice play.

GloryDayz
01-07-2012, 05:01 PM
LOL....

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 05:01 PM
Chiefs could have beat either of these teams.

Bowe dropped TD.

Orton INT in the endzone.

Two blocked FGs.

Sorry, still bitter about the Raider game.

Some of us have been saying this all year. The AFC is terrible. You have these two teams, plus Denver with Tebow. Steelers are good but really banged up and have laid about 5 or 6 eggs on the road. New England's defense is terrible and Baltimore has a QB who has playoff career numbers of 53% 4 TD/7 INT. Somebody's going to win though. Honestly if Houston could've stayed healthy they probably could've run this thing.

Pfft, how does that get us Andrew Luck?
I'm just looking forward to 0-16 in 2012, RAC's myocardial infarction, Pioli's AIDS tree incineration, Clark's disappearance at sea, and our new GM fresh from the Apple store running the bestest draft evar!!

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 05:01 PM
That was a funny play.

the Talking Can
01-07-2012, 05:01 PM
insane int

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:02 PM
why on earth do these young QB's think they can throw directly into the defenders' hands?

TimeForWasp
01-07-2012, 05:02 PM
That sucked

Bowser
01-07-2012, 05:03 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/omSZ7Y0AxNk?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 05:03 PM
Curse of the ginger head man

Hammock Parties
01-07-2012, 05:03 PM
How does JJ Watt's ass taste, Tyson Jackson?

Messier
01-07-2012, 05:09 PM
How does JJ Watt's ass taste, Tyson Jackson?

Why?.....I'm enjoying the game....Why?

reschief
01-07-2012, 05:09 PM
So it doesn't take 3 years for the light to come on for Watt.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 05:12 PM
Why is Barkley doing NFL analysis?

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 05:14 PM
Why is Barkley doing NFL analysis?

Game's on NBC
Barkley's on SNL
SNL's on NBC

No worse than Fox's weekly postgame 'Sooo, Jared. What Subway sandwich should America eat this week?'

memyselfI
01-07-2012, 05:14 PM
OMG, what a ridiculous second quarter by the Bengals. Between the coach throwing stupid challenges and Richie Cunningham's INT...:banghead:

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:17 PM
Not the best decision by Ron Weasley, but that WAS a very good athletic pick by the defender. I'll call that one 30% (QB's fault) and 70% (great defensive play).

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:27 PM
Crowd's getting into it now. When the cameras shart shaking, you know the crowd is loud.

Rams Fan
01-07-2012, 05:28 PM
Stupid by Cincy.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:30 PM
Wade is an excellent DC .... Not a good head coach, but an excellent DC

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:32 PM
Some of us have been saying this all year. The AFC is terrible. You have these two teams, plus Denver with Tebow. Steelers are good but really banged up and have laid about 5 or 6 eggs on the road. New England's defense is terrible and Baltimore has a QB who has playoff career numbers of 53% 4 TD/7 INT. Somebody's going to win though. Honestly if Houston could've stayed healthy they probably could've run this thing.

I think they certainly had a good chance. But when Schaub went down, so did their playoff hopes. It's not totally impossible, but I can't see a Yates-led team going into a New England or Baltimore and pulling it off.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:33 PM
Houston needs a good head coach j/m/o

guess he didn't see the blitz coming

who's bandwagon am I on -- i forgot

Edit: my comment above is not fair -- he's a rookie

forgot...

Rams Fan
01-07-2012, 05:35 PM
Andre dropped something for once.

milkman
01-07-2012, 05:35 PM
Not the best decision by Ron Weasley, but that WAS a very good athletic pick by the defender. I'll call that one 30% (QB's fault) and 70% (great defensive play).

Yates had no passing lane.

Now, you don't expect that DE to get up and make that interception, but you don't make a throw like that when it has about a 99% chance of being batted down.

milkman
01-07-2012, 05:36 PM
Andre dropped something for once.

I thought he should have caught that ball in the end zone late in the first half.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:37 PM
Wade has his defense playing well... they have a lot of energy

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:38 PM
I'll take 'Things you never see Cassel do' for $1000, Alex.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:39 PM
come on bengals -- don't forget about the run --

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:40 PM
Cincy's playing smart, not panicking too much yet. But they have to protect Weasley better, and he needs to show more pocket awareness.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:40 PM
of course NOW Dalton is about to panic, this one may be over sooner than later.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:41 PM
I'll take "Things Wade Phillips brings to the defense" for $1,000, Alex



lol

Rams Fan
01-07-2012, 05:41 PM
Lewis is benching Benson?

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 05:41 PM
Cincy doesn't seem to have an answer to that Tex blitz.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:46 PM
Cincy doesn't seem to have an answer to that Tex blitz.

they're as good as done. They look defeated.

Bowser
01-07-2012, 05:46 PM
Who is doing the color work for this broadcast? Sounds like Phil Simms' dorky little cousin.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:46 PM
I gotta root for Wade ...

i told you that Wade is an excellent DC

where's the archives --

where's my cookie?

TIA & GB

Bowser
01-07-2012, 05:47 PM
Holy shit, you can't drop that interception. That would have tied the game.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 05:47 PM
I'll take 'what's a very Casselesque pass attempt for $1000"

milkman
01-07-2012, 05:48 PM
Who is doing the color work for this broadcast? Sounds like Phil Simms' dorky little cousin.

Mike Mayock.

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 05:49 PM
Holy shit, you can't drop that interception. That would have tied the game.

Maybe he got peppered in the eyes. Bwaaa.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:49 PM
I'll take 'what's a very Casselesque pass attempt for $1000"

yeah, but the prior was a pretty nice toss.

ClevelandBronco
01-07-2012, 05:50 PM
One thing's for sure: It's not a brain injury.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:50 PM
I'll take "who does PacMan remind you of?" for $500, Alex

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 05:51 PM
That was a BIG nail in the Cincy coffin.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:51 PM
OMG .... what a great pass & catch



as Sanchez touches himself



God forgive me....

I'm sorry, very unlady like...

milkman
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
How the hell does Andre Johnson get that wide open?

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
I'll take 'what would Cassel throw into the stands for $1600?'

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
Coverage, blown.

Game, over.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
Pacman got rained on

Bwana
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!

tk13
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
It was like the safety was totally asleep there. He didn't even put any mustard on that ball, nor did he have to.

Spott
01-07-2012, 05:52 PM
I'll take "who does PacMan remind you of?" for $500, Alex

William Bartee on that last play.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 05:53 PM
How the hell does Andre Johnson get that wide open?

Pac-Man's mangled ankles.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:53 PM
I'll take "who does PacMan remind you of?" for $500, Alex

What is a turd?

unothadeal
01-07-2012, 05:53 PM
How the hell does Andre Johnson get that wide open?

By being Andre Johnson

Okie_Apparition
01-07-2012, 05:53 PM
I guess it's too late to start a Who's the weakest HC in the playoffs, poll

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 05:53 PM
Hey, with this Tex D , they're gonna be fun to watch whoever they draw beyond this game.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:54 PM
It was like the safety was totally asleep there. He didn't even put any mustard on that ball, nor did he have to.

Awaiting the replay but, yeah, the safety looked like he stutter-stepped in the middle of the field with that "deer in the headlights" look, and the corner expected deep help. Receiver just did a stop-start and was wide open.

tk13
01-07-2012, 05:55 PM
How big is that dropped INT now... those things always come back to get you.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:55 PM
How the hell does Andre Johnson get that wide open?

It's dark outside and he's REALLY black.

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 05:55 PM
All goes back to the missed pick.

tk13
01-07-2012, 05:56 PM
Simpson is like freaking Spiderman out there.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:56 PM
What is a turd?

DING DING DING "We have a Winner"

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 05:56 PM
Simpson brings that chinese circus to the game.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 05:57 PM
Simpson will get hurt if he continues these dog-n-pony show antics.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 05:57 PM
Awaiting the replay but, yeah, the safety looked like he stutter-stepped in the middle of the field with that "deer in the headlights" look, and the corner expected deep help. Receiver just did a stop-start and was wide open.

It was more on Pac-Man, he was in man, and got cold juked. The safety's 'deer in headlights' was 'that guy's supposed to have man coverage' not 'oh, I forgot the CB was handing him off deep.'

Dylan
01-07-2012, 05:58 PM
looks like we have a couple of winners, Alex

kcxiv
01-07-2012, 05:58 PM
lol. So Texas is going to win its first play off game in its first appearance. That makes me sad.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 05:59 PM
Simpson brings that chinese circus to the game.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081125/00221917dec40a959efc1d.jpg

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:00 PM
nice sack ...

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:00 PM
Dalton w/ an all out shit in his pants moment.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:00 PM
The Bengals are an almost-good team.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:01 PM
nice sack ...

thanks babe

O.city
01-07-2012, 06:01 PM
That move right there by the NT is somethiing Bailey can do.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:01 PM
allen tip-toeing down the sidelines

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:01 PM
nice sack ...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:02 PM
thanks babe

You a one-baller?

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:02 PM
might as well go for it ... are they capable of pulling a fake punt? lol

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 06:03 PM
ROFL - HD camera positioned right over the punters butt

Announcer "4th down and the Bengals are going to go for it."

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:03 PM
LMAO

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:05 PM
are you kidding me?

tk13
01-07-2012, 06:05 PM
That was dumb. Just knock it down. At least now it's like a short punt.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:06 PM
Does Cassel even suck this bad?

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:06 PM
Oh yeah, never mind

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 06:07 PM
Sincy Suckdown

O.city
01-07-2012, 06:08 PM
I hate Foster so bad.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:08 PM
zero to sixty? Friggin' moron! Humans can NOT run that fast. IDIOT ANNOUNCERS!!!! Was that Barkley?

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 06:09 PM
If Cincy hits it big on its first round picks this year, they may be tough

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:09 PM
LOL. Cincy ain't got the swag. Yates got swag. Swag wins you superbowls.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:09 PM
Bengals' O can't pass-protect. Dalton is looking like a scared rookie. Bengals' D can't stop the run. Even with Yates, the Texans are well in control.

However, despite the talent on Houston and the score today, I can't help but think they're doomed. If they win, they go to Baltimore, where the Ravens' D will do much worse to Yates than Cincy's is capable of. If they somehow get by Baltimore, they might have to travel to New England, where Yates might have to put up 35+ points to win a game. I just don't see it coming together for them without Schaub.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:10 PM
you have to be pretty dumb to take a chance on Pacman, really.

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 06:11 PM
you have to be pretty dumb to take a chance on Pacman, really.

Yep

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:11 PM
seems this was the least hyped game of the weekend --

turned into a really good game

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:12 PM
Houston wins. Now I wanna see some sick offense next game. Go lil Breesy!

O.city
01-07-2012, 06:12 PM
The Bengals did really beat a good team all year.

paper tigers.

Bowser
01-07-2012, 06:12 PM
Idiot.

Messier
01-07-2012, 06:12 PM
I don't know if anyone has said something like this but, I think Stanzi could be doing what Yates is doing, and it makes me a tiny bit angry.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 06:14 PM
Bengals' O can't pass-protect. Dalton is looking like a scared rookie. Bengals' D can't stop the run. Even with Yates, the Texans are well in control.

However, despite the talent on Houston and the score today, I can't help but think they're doomed. If they win, they go to Baltimore, where the Ravens' D will do much worse to Yates than Cincy's is capable of. If they somehow get by Baltimore, they might have to travel to New England, where Yates might have to put up 35+ points to win a game. I just don't see it coming together for them without Schaub.

If the Texans make it to the Pats. They'll do to the Pats what the Pats did to the Rams in the SB

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:14 PM
this Dalton boy seems sorta of a head case. He'd best muffle and temper that, somehow.

tk13
01-07-2012, 06:15 PM
I don't know if anyone has said something like this but, I think Stanzi could be doing what Yates is doing, and it makes me a tiny bit angry.

I actually think Stanzi might have a better arm than Yates. But as I said earlier.. you also have to credit the fact that the Texans led the league in rushing attempts, tied with the 1930's-era Broncos offense, which is something... plus they had a top 5 defense. The Chiefs didn't have either of those, especially the rushing attack.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 06:15 PM
I don't know if anyone has said something like this but, I think Stanzi could be doing what Yates is doing, and it makes me a tiny bit angry.

You're angry that every other QB on the team didn't suffer a season ending injury?

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:16 PM
i had a feeling dalton was going to choke -- too bad

game over

great job Wade! love their defense

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:16 PM
I think the Detroit Lions will play them tough tonight, if not win it.

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:17 PM
They need to review that. His second foot might have been out of bounds. But he's trying to get big plays instead of run the offense like normal. Needs to stop trying so hard. Though can;t blame his sense of urgency.

O.city
01-07-2012, 06:17 PM
I actually think Stanzi might have a better arm than Yates. But as I said earlier.. you also have to credit the fact that the Texans led the league in rushing attempts, tied with the 1937 Broncos offense, which is something... plus they had a top 5 defense. The Chiefs didn't have either of those, especially the rushing attack.

I'd argue with you that if they are healthy, the Chiefs very well could have both of those.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 06:17 PM
What start was this for Yates?

Messier
01-07-2012, 06:17 PM
You're angry that every other QB on the team didn't suffer a season ending injury?

a little.

tk13
01-07-2012, 06:19 PM
I'd argue with you that if they are healthy, the Chiefs very well could have both of those.

The Chiefs weren't healthy though... so that point doesn't even make any sense.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 06:19 PM
BAUCE!!

cdcox
01-07-2012, 06:19 PM
Heh.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:20 PM
If the Texans make it to the Pats. They'll do to the Pats what the Pats did to the Rams in the SB

:spock: You mean the Texans will dare Belichick to pass the ball, and Belichick will be so stubborn he continues to pass even though he has a great running back? I really don't see the connection at all.

I don't think the Patriots are unstoppable by any means. They've certainly shown that recently. But this year's offense might actually be the best they've had. 2007 was impressive but, by the second half of the season, teams had begun figuring it out; the writing was on the wall well before the Giants' SB win. Even from last year to this year, the Pats have made strides; in their second seasons, Gronk and AHern have developed into beasts, and they still have Welker and Branch and some running ability. So, despite the recent early-playoff exits, it looks like someone's going to have to score 35+ to beat them, or hold Brady & Co. to 17 or 20... and I don't see the Texans doing either.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:20 PM
Bengals have quit.

LiveSteam
01-07-2012, 06:20 PM
Someone please fire the tackling coach

kcxiv
01-07-2012, 06:20 PM
That was ugly tackling lo.l

BigMeatballDave
01-07-2012, 06:20 PM
Cincy D totally quit on that play.

siberian khatru
01-07-2012, 06:20 PM
That was about as big a pussy "effort" as you'll ever see.

tk13
01-07-2012, 06:21 PM
I actually agree... Houston's D matches up well with New England. They have a very good D and Wade Phillips can call a defense. If they rush the passer like they do today, they'll likely be in every game at least. QB is important... but in the playoffs rushing the passer is 1A. As ugly as the AFC looks, who knows.

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:21 PM
That was awesome.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:21 PM
houston is just warming up for the next opponent

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:21 PM
What start was this for Yates?

5th start I think. And wow Arian Foster. Cincy gave up.

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:22 PM
Too bad they can't start the next game early since this one is over.

stonedstooge
01-07-2012, 06:22 PM
5th start I think. And wow Arian Foster. Cincy gave up.

Thanks

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:23 PM
Too bad they can't start the next game early since this one is over.

no better way to end a game, then with a TD :clap:

I'm happy for them!

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:24 PM
houston is just warming up for the next opponent




http://i39.tinypic.com/16bbyg9.gif

Deberg_1990
01-07-2012, 06:24 PM
I'd love to see the look on Jerry Jones face right now.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:24 PM
wade's defense will give flacco a run for his money

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:25 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/16bbyg9.gif

Wax on right hand, wax off...oh, wait...

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:25 PM
Baltimore is still my AFC champ prediction.

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:26 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/16bbyg9.gif

That'd be more impressive if she were doing it over a hood ornament...

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:26 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/16bbyg9.gif

DUDE WTF?:doh!::facepalm:

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:26 PM
What was the point of that?

Deberg_1990
01-07-2012, 06:26 PM
Baltimore is still my AFC champ prediction.

Why? Flacco has never proven anything.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:26 PM
I'd love to see the look on Jerry Jones face right now.

I'm pulling for him in the celeb death poll.

tk13
01-07-2012, 06:26 PM
I'd love to see the look on Jerry Jones face right now.

Houston is going to have as many playoff wins in the last 15 years as the Cowboys here in a few minutes. And they haven't even had a team half that time. But don't worry, Jerry Jones cares more than anyone else.

cabletech94
01-07-2012, 06:27 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/16bbyg9.gif

eff your couch, i mean car.

O.city
01-07-2012, 06:27 PM
This is what Dalton should have tried to do on the last drive.

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:27 PM
Let's get 2 more yards and waste 30 seconds doing it...

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:27 PM
That announcer is a straight up idiot. The game is OVER. Get off Gresham's nuts, and stop letting Dalton's slap you in the face willingly.

Simply Red
01-07-2012, 06:27 PM
DUDE WTF?:doh!::facepalm:

STFU n00b, you have no rights, go get the corner and HUSH.

cdcox
01-07-2012, 06:27 PM
I was about to get on the Houston bandwagon for AFC champs and then Schaub went down.

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:28 PM
Bengals are done.

Is there going to be a new thread for the Detroit.Saints game?

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:28 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsovzeh9bf1qe0eclo1_r5_500.gif

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:28 PM
Baltimore is still my AFC champ prediction.

If they'd won homefield throughout, I'd agree. Having to possibly go on the road to New England might've killed it for them (just as, if the Patriots had ended up with the 2nd seed, I would've said that having to possibly go on the road to Baltimore might've killed it for them).

However, if Pitt beats Denver tomorrow, and then takes out New England while Baltimore handles Houston at home, that sets up a very favorable AFCN Championship Game of Pitt @ Baltimore... which would bode very well for Baltimore.

Baby Lee
01-07-2012, 06:28 PM
:spock: You mean the Texans will dare Belichick to pass the ball, and Belichick will be so stubborn he continues to pass even though he has a great running back? I really don't see the connection at all.

I don't think the Patriots are unstoppable by any means. They've certainly shown that recently. But this year's offense might actually be the best they've had. 2007 was impressive but, by the second half of the season, teams had begun figuring it out; the writing was on the wall well before the Giants' SB win. Even from last year to this year, the Pats have made strides; in their second seasons, Gronk and AHern have developed into beasts, and they still have Welker and Branch and some running ability. So, despite the recent early-playoff exits, it looks like someone's going to have to score 35+ to beat them, or hold Brady & Co. to 17 or 20... and I don't see the Texans doing either.

1. OIC, UC the Pat's throttling of the Rams' potent offense as a failure of the OC. I disagree. BB used a confounding mix of deception and pressure to take them out of their game. Texas can do the same with QB pressure and coverage.

2. The Texans have hung 31 on a Bengals D highly superior to NEs [granted 7 is due to INT return, but it's the first playoff game for the franchise and their 5th round rookie QB].

RINGLEADER
01-07-2012, 06:30 PM
Why? Flacco has never proven anything.

Think they can beat the Texans (again).

Also think they can beat the Patriots or Steelers (again).

None of the teams they're going to face matches up particularly well against them.

Setsuna
01-07-2012, 06:31 PM
STFU n00b, you have no rights, go get the corner and HUSH.
No sorry. Just no.4321

Deberg_1990
01-07-2012, 06:31 PM
So this makes the 3rd expansion team to win a playoff game after the Chiefs last playoff win.

tecumseh
01-07-2012, 06:32 PM
If they'd won homefield throughout, I'd agree. Having to possibly go on the road to New England might've killed it for them (just as, if the Patriots had ended up with the 2nd seed, I would've said that having to possibly go on the road to Baltimore might've killed it for them).

However, if Pitt beats Denver tomorrow, and then takes out New England while Baltimore handles Houston at home, that sets up a very favorable AFCN Championship Game of Pitt @ Baltimore... which would bode very well for Baltimore.

Pats'll run the table. Pats/Pack SB. Pack takes all.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:33 PM
marvin lewis needs to shoot himself in the head after this game

HemiEd
01-07-2012, 06:33 PM
I get this sickening feeling that we are watching the 2012 Chiefs in the Bengals, due to their total lack of discipline. But hey, the players love Lewis.

crispystl
01-07-2012, 06:33 PM
Think they can beat the Texans (again).

Also think they can beat the Patriots or Steelers (again).

None of the teams they're going to face matches up particularly well against them.

I just can't see Flacco beating Brady in New England.

Bowser
01-07-2012, 06:34 PM
Are those dumbasses actually chanting "Whoop, there it is"?

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:34 PM
1. OIC, UC the Pat's throttling of the Rams' potent offense as a failure of the OC. I disagree. BB used a confounding mix of deception and pressure to take them out of their game. Texas can do the same with QB pressure and coverage.

Brady > Warner, Belichick > Martz.

2. The Texans have hung 31 on a Bengals D highly superior to NEs [granted 7 is due to INT return, but it's the first playoff game for the franchise and their 5th round rookie QB].

"Hung 31"? They got a freak pick-INT, a should've-been-a-pick by Cincy that was dropped, a blown coverage on one of the best WRs n the game, a late TD where Cincy clearly gave up and didn't even try to tackle... An offensive juggernaut under Yates they are not. I'd be shocked if, next week in Baltimore, the Texans get over 20. And in New England, even with the Patriots' weak D, I'd be surprised if they get over 30... and scoring 30 or less may not be enough.

Again, nothing against Houston, they have a lot of talent, but with Yates--and having to go on the road to Baltimore and then possibly New England--I don't see it happening for them this year.

Now, one scenario I can see, is if Pitt wins tomorrow and then takes out New England. If the Texans can squeak out a win in Baltimore they would then host the AFCCG vs. Pittsburgh.

Basically, between New England, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Houston, there are many entertaining possibilities matchup-wise. (Now watch Denver fuck it up by winning tomorrow, LOL...)

tk13
01-07-2012, 06:34 PM
We heard this last year about how nobody in the AFC can beat the Pats. Although the AFC is so down this year maybe it happens. But still, NE's defense is not very good. And there are teams like Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Houston who have good defenses and can punch you in the mouth. I'm not sure it's even a 25% lock. All these teams have flaws that can be exposed in a one game setting.

Dylan
01-07-2012, 06:35 PM
Texans have an excellent young defense -- Wade will have them ready -- He plays smashmouth football -- great blitz pkgs - j/m/o

Ravens defense is old -- something to think about, anyway ...

JD10367
01-07-2012, 06:37 PM
I just can't see Flacco beating Brady in New England.

Well, he did it two years ago. Granted, the Pats spotted them a giant lead with some awful run-tackling and bad O, and this year's Patriots have a much better chance of coming back from being down. Flacco may simply be a better Sanchez but, despite Flacco's limitations, it's not like he hasn't won in the playoffs before, and done so in New England.