ChiefsPlanet Douche of the Year Poll - Round Two - The Skip Towne Region

[Frazod]

Okay, beer me, here's your poll. You can stop whining now.

Welcome to the final poll of Round 2!

The field has narrowed, but the douchiness has increased. I can almost smell the vinegar.

Top four advance. Vote for as many or as few as you like. Votes remain public. After this round there will be no more multiple votes.

Let's get it on!

[CaliforniaChief]

In for beer me. Pay me. :D

[Ming the Merciless]

Beer me is a mother****er

He stole my beer, tried to touch my wife's nipples

smoked all my weed or stole it and gave it away

drank my last beer

left a floater

DOUCHE BAG!!!!

[Rasputin]

Beer me is a mother****er

He stole my beer, tried to touch my wife's nipples

smoked all my weed or stole it and gave it away

drank my last beer

left a floater

DOUCHE BAG!!!!

He is in it to win it!

got my vote.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Beer me you got my vote bud

[Saul Good]

In for beer me.

[lewdog]

Yea...fuck beer me!

[Reerun_KC]

Suck it ladies!

[SuperChief]

Generic beer me comment.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Thanks frazod. I'll hand out casino cash once the list is complete.

500K for the first 40 votes... the remainder for #41... rep or sexual favors for all after, your choice.

Lets win this fuckers.

[Reerun_KC]

I am going to spend my casino cash on hookers, booze and blow for everyone...

[DaFace]

I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

[LiveSteam]

Your welcome Zima me :D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

[TimeForWasp]

In for the win.

[Bearcat]

Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

[doomy3]

I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

I must've missed something. Why isn't your name red?

[Gonzo]

Allright buddy, I voted for you just because you asked me too. (Oh, and the c-cash for I am a greedy motherfucker).
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[Frazod]

I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

He'll be out of casino cash before the final round.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

It's only a contest to the final 16. I need Phobia or you to grace me with more casino cash to make it farther again probably. You can still do your dirty deeds.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I must've missed something. Why isn't your name red?

Because I'm trying to win this away from all the people who take such pride in their dounchebaggery.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He'll be out of casino cash before the final round.

Yes I will... But Phobia graced me before.... if he loves me he may do it again...

[TimeForWasp]

It's only a contest to the final 16. I need Phobia or you to grace me with more casino cash to make it farther again probably. You can still do your dirty deeds.

I voted for ya , Hope that's what you want.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I voted for ya , Hope that's what you want.

Thank you old friend.

[Frazod]

Yes I will... But Phobia graced me before.... if he loves me he may do it again...

I'll start paying people to not vote for you...... :)

[doomy3]

Because I'm trying to win this away from all the people who take such pride in their dounchebaggery.

No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Alright Beer Me. I'm 17. Pay a brutha.

[Bugeater]

No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.
Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's because he's not a mod anymore.

[Bugeater]

Alright Beer Me. I'm 17. Pay a brutha.
Dude, you can give yourself casino cash.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dude, you can give yourself casino cash.

so? I want yours. ALL OF IT!

[Bugeater]

so? I want yours. ALL OF IT!
Your donation is on the way.

[DaFace]

Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's because he's not a mod anymore.

Kind of. I'm taking a bit of a break, though I still have admin powers to fix stuff. Not a big deal.

[Bugeater]

Whoops, I accidentally sent it to Mrs Flopnuts. Sorry bro.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'll pay everyone who votes for me once its all over... don't worry, win or lose you'll get your casino cash.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Your donation is on the way.

LMAO I'm just kidding. Of course, I can always help fund this badboy. :evil:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Whoops, I accidentally sent it to Mrs Flopnuts. Sorry bro.

ROFL

[The Franchise]

There you go beer me.

[Bearcat]

No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.

He stopped wearing his special glasses and accidentally pointed the flashy thingy the wrong way. :(

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I need more votes, this thing is not locked up!

[mnchiefsguy]

Voted for beer me as well.

[Rasputin]

I'll pay everyone who votes for me once its all over... don't worry, win or lose you'll get your casino cash.

There is some doucheness in this.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Voted for beer me as well.

Thank you. I'm only half way through my casino cash. fucking slackers.

[Frazod]

Thank you. I'm only half way through my casino cash. fucking slackers.

BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There is some doucheness in this.

I just want to do it all at once rather than get confused in various segments. Don't worry KCtatto you'll get you money.

[DaFace]

BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

But doesn't that make him...

douchey?

http://planet-quacksilver-forums.1049324.n5.nabble.com/file/n4366230/keanu-reeves-whoa.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

I dont understand a word you just said.

[Frazod]

But doesn't that make him...

douchey?

http://planet-quacksilver-forums.1049324.n5.nabble.com/file/n4366230/keanu-reeves-whoa.jpg

Yes. But he's also actively cheating!

And in the process, unfairly denying a worthy douche of advancement.

[patteeu]

In for Beer Me!

[Bearcat]

Yes. But he's also actively cheating!

And in the process, unfairly denying a worthy douche of advancement.

Better?

[Frazod]

Better?

:evil:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm cheating? show me the rules then please.... right here....

[Frazod]

I'm cheating? show me the rules then please.... right here....

Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

[The Franchise]

Where's my cash at?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

Yeah the fix rocks

[Frazod]

Yeah the fix rocks

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Where's my cash at?

read back a page or two asswad.... you'll get it

[Rasputin]

Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

:LOL:



Now that is a douche move




funny.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't know what you're talking about.

right.

I'll still pay everyone who voted for me. I have a list.

[Frazod]

BTW, it should be noted that your humble Douche Master does not have the power to alter the Douchy Poll Results.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that fuck with poll results.

[Frazod]

It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that fuck with poll results.

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Bearcat]

BTW, it should be noted that your humble Douche Master does not have the power to alter the Douchy Poll Results.

This is true. I believe only Bob Dole has access to modify poll results, so any complaints of tampering should be sent to him.

[Frazod]

This is true. I believe only Bob Dole has access to modify poll results, so any complaints of tampering should be sent to him.

I believe he has a poll complaint hotline. 1-800-FUCKYOU.

[Bearcat]

It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that **** with poll results.

Awww, the douche who ruined the douche contest got out-douched. How douchey. :(


Seriously though, the votes are still there... just click on the number.

[Dartgod]

Beer Me is the only douche worthy of votes this round.

Dane and Mecca are gone.

GoChiefs and Hootie are not a douches, just immature annoying pricks

And eric007 is a dumb fuck

Saul Good is probably worthy of a vote, but I spared him since he is a MUron.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Awww, the douche who ruined the douche contest got out-douched. How douchey. :(


Seriously though, the votes are still there... just click on the number.

How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

[Dartgod]

How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.
Very douchy post.

:thumb:

[DaFace]

How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

It's all in good fun, man.

[SPchief]

So did Frazod get mad at the results and cry to the mods to change them? :)

[Bugeater]

Uh, modifying poll results in a public poll doesn't really work.

[Frazod]

So did Frazod get mad at the results and cry to the mods to change them? :)

Yep. It's all my fault.

[Bearcat]

How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

It's okay. LMAO

Hell, I'd think saying "I was kind of looking forward to banning someone who deserves it, but now I might have to ban beer me" would be a compliment.

frazod just does it for fun... the banning thing didn't even come up until this past week. No one cares who wins or if people actually try to win.

Good luck?

[Frazod]

Uh, modifying poll results in a public poll doesn't really work.

It does if I only look at the numbers..... :fire:

[Saul Good]

Beer Me is the only douche worthy of votes this round.

Dane and Mecca are gone.

GoChiefs and Hootie are not a douches, just immature annoying pricks

And eric007 is a dumb ****

Saul Good is probably worthy of a vote, but I spared him since he is a MUron.

Thanks?

[Bearcat]

It does if I only look at the numbers..... :fire:

At least if Dane comes in 5th, beer me advancing eliminates someone who isn't even here.

[Frazod]

At least if Dane comes in 5th, beer me advancing eliminates someone who isn't even here.

I'll definitely take these shenanigans into account if he ends up bumping someone truly worthy.

[TimeForWasp]

http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/original/000/082/559/14o910m.gif?1318992465

[Dave Lane]

Number 26 for beer me

[NJChiefsFan]

Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

Sorry I didn't see this. I would have voted for you if I know you were going for this epic title. I appreciate your love of baseball.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's all in good fun, man.

I know... but I pulled out a pretty good douche post there right?

[Sofa King]

eric007 is the biggest fucking douche in this whole tournament.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm officially a moron. I can't remember how to give casino cash. Help!


edit... Ah I found it woooot

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

OK who did I screw up and give 5 million too instead of 500k??? Now I'm short even though I originally gave a couple people 0...

LMAO

I no gooood at internets


:facepalm:

[Frazod]

OK who did I screw up and give 5 million too instead of 500k??? Now I'm short even though I originally gave a couple people 0...

LMAO

I no gooood at internets


:facepalm:

Heh. No more bribes for you, douche! :D

[Bowser]

PAY ME DAMN YOUR EYES



And is it me, or is douche a relative term, almost a badge of honor around here? There's only one poster I can think of that ever really came across as a real asshole, and I'm not sure if they (heh) post anymore.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Heh. No more bribes for you, douche! :D

I'm only shorting one person at least... I think... ugh.

I'm going to have to suck up to a mod.

Did you know that when you put a dollar amount in the donation box it doesn't like commas? Yeah... it doesn't. Fucked me all up at first.

[Dartgod]

OK who did I screw up and give 5 million too instead of 500k??? Now I'm short even though I originally gave a couple people 0...

LMAO

I no gooood at internets


:facepalm:

You gave me $500 and then $500,000

[Hammock Parties]

Ah FUCK

[Hammock Parties]

Jesus is a piece of shit, VOTE FOR ME

[HemiEd]

I'm only shorting one person at least... I think... ugh.

I'm going to have to suck up to a mod.

Did you know that when you put a dollar amount in the donation box it doesn't like commas? Yeah... it doesn't. ****ed me all up at first.

It wasn't me that got the extra 4.5 million, but I helped you out. :D

[Frazod]

You gave me $500 and then $500,000

KEEP IT

[NJChiefsFan]

eric007 is the biggest ****ing douche in this whole tournament.

Thats who I voted for.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You gave me $500 and then $500,000

Yeah that was the comma issue I spoke of and like fraz said... enjoy a little extra lol

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It wasn't me that got the extra 4.5 million, but I helped you out. :D

Hemi you are the MAN! That's really going to chap frazods butt skin lol.

[Dartgod]

KEEP IT

The douche will probably want the $500 back.

[Dartgod]

The douche will probably want the $500 back.
Yeah that was the comma issue I spoke of and like fraz said... enjoy a little extra lol

This is what happens when you type a response and then click the submit button 20 minutes later because you got busy at work.

[Lumpy]

beer me... yep, that guy is a douche. :thumb:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I think I got all my bribes paid up heh. If I missed anyone please let me know.

Thanks for the votes!

[Frazod]

Okay, poll is closed.

Advancing to the Not-So-Sweet Sixteen are:

beer me 34
Eric007 30
Saul Good 20
Hootie 19

Since there is an actual ban in store for the eventual winner, I will no longer advance inactive members. As a result, had beer me not bought the election, I would have DQ'd Dane, and Gochiefs would have advanced.

But beer me's blatant douchery has kicked Clayton to the curb! What a douche! LMAO

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Okay, poll is closed.

Advancing to the Not-So-Sweet Sixteen are:

beer me 34
Eric007 30
Saul Good 20
Hootie 19

Since there is an actual ban in store for the eventual winner, I will no longer advance inactive members. As a result, had beer me not bought the election, I would have DQ'd Dane, and Gochiefs would have advanced.

But beer me's blatant douchery has kicked Clayton to the curb! What a douche! LMAO

This is the second time I've beaten goputz in a week. First in the no fap contest, now this.

Oh and hey frazod..... check out my casino cash. My friends are good to me.

:D

[LiveSteam]

Go Beer-man /Go Beer-man

[Frazod]

This is the second time I've beaten goputz in a week. First in the no fap contest, now this.

Oh and hey frazod..... check out my casino cash. My friends are good to me.

:D

I will place restrictions on you going forward. If you're really set on buying this, you'll be jumping through some extra hoops, my douchy friend. :evil:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I will place restrictions on you going forward. If you're really set on buying this, you'll be jumping through some extra hoops, my douchy friend. :evil:

I'm just having fun. I can't help it that the donations rolled in like I was funding Jerry's kids today once I got paid up.

Extra restrictions is pretty douchey and you're already out so why bother? I don't recall not buying an election being in the rules...

:D

Let's have some fun!