Listen all Ye: Heed my warning--about fapping

[J Diddy]

A serious issue is upon us. We are surrounded by chronic masturbators. Thank God that this site has given us the intel to find them out and confront.

http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/

[Sofa King]

Didn't read, too busy fapping.

[Hammock Parties]

http://i40.tinypic.com/1824nr.jpg

[loochy]

That can't be serious

[cabletech94]

That can't be serious

fapping is serious bidness.

[J Diddy]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9289/59008470.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/651/59008470.jpg/) Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[Buck]

How to spot a masturbator.

Look at anybody.

[RealSNR]

I'm pretty sure this is a joke site. I read an article at this website awhile ago which explained how The Golden Girls gained so many homosexual male fans, and encouraged so many of them in the closet to come out and spread sin everywhere.

[RealSNR]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

"Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility"

There ya go.

[Munson]

In extreme cases, it has been known to lead to such dire scenarios as retarded ejaculation, urethral trauma and penile fracture.

Nobody likes "retarded ejaculation."LMAO

[ArrowheadMagic]

For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.

heh

[Okie_Apparition]

Unless you have to stick something up your ass to get off
you're fine

[Setsuna]

For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.

heh

THAT was god awful, god awful

[chasedude]

Rosie Palm and her five sisters does not approve of this thread :banghead:

[Fish]

Oops.... http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll379/trbd331/allison-angel-perfect-ass-1.jpg

[chasedude]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/fap-research-manager.png

[J Diddy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

"Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility"

There ya go.

Great job there, junior mythbuster.

Did you honestly think this was for real?


On a related note I hear air is invisible, can you provide some proof?