Man's Penis Saved After Do-it-Yourself Enhancement Goes Bad

[R8RFAN]

NEWPORT BEACH -- Authorities are calling it a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry.

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was "obviously having some other issues."

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man's condition isn't known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-penis-rescue,0,1810646.story

[crazycoffey]

well, now we know what Mecca's been up to...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size

It worked!!!!!


Jelqing FTW

[Rooster]

NEWPORT BEACH -- Authorities are calling it a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry.

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was "obviously having some other issues."

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man's condition isn't known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-penis-rescue,0,1810646.story

That's the idea isn't it?

[stonedstooge]

When do you get out of the hospital R8ers?

[R8RFAN]

When do you get out of the hospital R8ers?

Good one but my Penis would have fell out of that hole hard or soft

[WhiteWhale]

That's the idea isn't it?

:LOL:

[Okie_Apparition]

Who's the asshole who called the media

[shirtsleeve]

Who's the asshole who called the media

Hello.

[Okie_Apparition]

Herm

[whoman69]

I thought it wasn't the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.

[Phobia]

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.


If they had reported this guy's name, I'll bet he'd get almost as much attention as the double-doucher.

[whoman69]

If they had reported this guy's name, I'll bet he'd get almost as much attention as the double-doucher.

I bet he wouldn't turn down the porno career.

[jspchief]

The man's condition isn't known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact...

...which is more than can be said for his pride

[Lumpy]

Pics or it didn't hap...

Yeah, you know what, nevermind.

[luv]

Guys seem to be into penis stories today. :hmmm:

[Lumpy]

Guys seem to be into penis stories today. :hmmm:

I noticed this as well. First there was drama on the board, then the penis threads started popping up, (pun? why yes, it was intended).

I fear the end is near, Ms. Luv. :huh:

[stevieray]

his new nickname is pinky