Soccer star’s girlfriend claims too much sex caused his injury

[Deberg_1990]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3276/serie-a/2012/01/21/2859085/ac-milans-kevin-prince-boateng-is-always-injured-because-we-have-



The girlfriend of AC Milan midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng has revealed that the player's injury woes of late could be down to the amount of sex the couple have.

The club confirmed recently that the player will be out of action for up to a month due to amuscular problem

However, Melissa Satta, a model, TV presenter and actress, has stated that Boateng's poor injuryrecord is the result of their bedroom antics.

"The reason why he [Kevin-Prince Boateng] is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week," the 25-year-old told Vanity Fair.

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point," she added. "My favourite position is on top so I can take control."

Milan are yet to speak out in regards to Satta's comments although the Rossoneri did release an official statement on their website to validate the injury.

"Boateng has sustained a muscular lesion in his left thigh and the estimated time of recovery is around four weeks, unless there are complications," Milan stated.

Boateng looks set to miss up to eight games for the club, including the Champions League round of 16 first leg clash with Arsenal on February 15.

[memyselfI]

I believe it. Soccer players are insane...

in such a good way.

[Trevo_410]

if only he could've been injured during our WC meeting last year..

[RockChalk]

Can't blame the guy

http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/Melissa_Satta_15.jpg

[Bwana]

10 times a week? This must be a rare soccer player that doesn't flop all the time.

[Predarat]

Thats a pretty damn good reason. If I had that chick at my disposal 7-10 times would not be enough.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K2DWQ_1_VVs/S9wiVA83O1I/AAAAAAAAAog/ZRWh0p_2t7I/s1600/10_melissa-satta_01.jpg

[Predarat]

She kind of has an Omaha Chick ass though.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OAJkqHVtdNw/Tp54kC2d7TI/AAAAAAAABFQ/PnHazgN4rOs/s1600/20110929-melissa-satta-ass-2.jpg

[Phobia]

10 times a week? This must be a rare soccer player that doesn't flop all the time.

10 times a week is almost nothing for a guy that age. That's <1.5x a day. At that age, 1.5x a day was a slow day.

[tooge]

10 times a week is almost nothing for a guy that age. That's <1.5x a day. At that age, 1.5x a day was a slow day.

agreed. Worst case for a guy that age should be an abrasion injury.

[whoman69]

How do you write that on the injury report?

[Buehler445]

That means he's hammering that during purse week. Dude is hardcore.

[bevischief]

Can't blame the guy

http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/Melissa_Satta_15.jpg

I can't either.

[pr_capone]

That means he's hammering that during purse week. Dude is hardcore.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/356/3/6/Orange_puke_2_by_zim0n.jpg

[RockChalk]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/356/3/6/Orange_puke_2_by_zim0n.jpg

Depending on the woman, it's often not that bad. I've been with some girls who it was shutdown city for those 3-5 days, but with others there was barely anything significant and it was as if it was any other day of the month.

Maybe she is one of those blessed girls and it's not a problem

[Radar Chief]

I stopped reading at “too much sex” in the topic title because there is no such thing.

[Munson]

That lucky bastard!

[Predarat]

If guys are that afraid of purse week wear a rubber.

[Priest31kc]

7 to 10 times a week? On top? FML

[Saul Good]

Depending on the woman, it's often not that bad. I've been with some girls who it was shutdown city for those 3-5 days, but with others there was barely anything significant and it was as if it was any other day of the month.

Maybe she is one of those blessed girls and it's not a problem

Chicks can skip it by taking the pill every day. I didn't know that in college, started doing the math after realizing that I'd been banging a chick daily since I met her almost 2 months earlier, andhad to ask her WTF was going on.

[RockChalk]

Chicks can skip it by taking the pill every day. I didn't know that in college, started doing the math after realizing that I'd been banging a chick daily since I met her almost 2 months earlier, andhad to ask her WTF was going on.

It doesn't work that way with all. My ex was on the pill, but she never "skipped" it.

[Kerberos]

[QUOTE=Predarat;8326032]She kind of has an Omaha Chick ass though.


WHaaaaaa?

[Nzoner]

10 times a week is almost nothing for a guy that age. That's <1.5x a day. At that age, 1.5x a day was a slow day.

agreed. Worst case for a guy that age should be an abrasion injury.

Exactly,hell at that age I could have sex 5-6 times a day,too bad I never learned to use my left hand.

[The Iron Chief]

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point," she added. "My favourite position is on top so I can take control."



If I'm going to be injured being on the bottom most of the time isn't the position that would possibly injure me.
Sure on occasion I'll try to put my wifes head thru the ceiling but usually when I'm on the bottom I'm kissing and playing with the dials.
And doesnt like foreplay?! such a damn shame..however i suppose no risk of neck injuries

[Fish]

How is it that her belly button is like 2 feet from her vajay?

Why is it that I would notice something like that instead of just appreciating her hotness?

Damn you internets.

[whoman69]

My guess is the guy is trying to deflect from coming into the season in poor shape.

[Psyko Tek]

Thats a pretty damn good reason. If I had that chick at my disposal 7-10 times would not be enough.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K2DWQ_1_VVs/S9wiVA83O1I/AAAAAAAAAog/ZRWh0p_2t7I/s1600/10_melissa-satta_01.jpg



7 to 10 times would be thursday

but at 5 minutes a shot I would have lots of recovery time

[loochy]

She kind of has an Omaha Chick ass though.



? Wtf?

That ass is way too fat for an Omaha chick.

[Simplicity]

I give that guy props, millionare and banging this hot chick errrday. Sometimes twice a day.

and he doesn't have to do much during it!!!!!

He figured life out.